It's better than crack cocaine (651 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.37 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by User 7000 <heinrichs.10.at.osu.edu> (View user info) at 2004-06-11 06:24:57 EDT
I have had the recent luxury of having a decent sum of money, no job, and no worries. Naturally I have been spending my time doing multiple things that I have been dying to do. Sleep, 3 Showers a day, light workouts, and almost 6 hours a day in front of this monitor. I know, you are jealous, and you hate me.
Weirdly, however, this lifestyle has inexplicably led to me not eating. I have had, at best, 1 meal a day, and an incredibly unsatisfying meal at that. I stare at nothing for several hours before I sleep, convincing myself I should sleep. I feel worthless, and am generally unhappy right now.
Yesterday I had the first breakfast, lunch, dinner combination i've had for approximatly 2 months. Right now it's been 36 hours from my last sleep session, but I feel AMAZING. First some eggs with milk to start my day, then a turkey submarine sandwich for lunch, and finished off the day with a lovely, spicy, steak. Now it is the next morning and I feel as though i've been sniffing crack. Endless energy. What am I doing typing this?! Good day! Hope your's is a great one!
User Reviews
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-11 19:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Sniffing" crack - haha!
Submitted by Fishtits at 2004-06-11 14:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's crack have you been sniffing? Is that what sleep depriavtion leads to? My roommate lost a bag of coke the other day...why are you reading this. Where am I?
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-11 12:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mick your way off, 24 hours means underlying homosexuality but 36 means uncontrollable beastiality, so dude give in and fuck a dog or something.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-11 12:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I feel as though i've been sniffing crack. Endless energy."
No, you don't.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What this usually means is that you are gay. All the gayness you have kept locked up inside for so long has found an escape through your malnutrition and sleep depravation.
Just give in pal.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-11 10:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha! +2 for this GLARING error
"I feel as though i've been sniffing crack."
Hard to do. I think you might get some rocks stuck in your nose.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-11 06:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
all wanked out hey ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-11 06:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My roomate found a small bag of coke yesterday...why am I typing this ?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-11 06:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, I slept fitfully after 4 joints, 8 cans of strongbow and a vodka. 2 big macs and latge fries.
i can barely keep my eyes open.