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T. Money Presents: A Man Typing A Post With One Hand In The Wrong Place On The Homerow Keys (645 hits)

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Rating: -0.35 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nigga (View user info) at 2004-06-11 17:16:09 EDT


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, wo;;omg tp bet sp,ebpdu os gpomg tp decoj[er tjos/ We;;. upi jeard ot frp, ,e forst/// upi are am odopt/

Jp[e upi emkpued ,u forst [pst!!

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Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 02:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Tonight. Tonight must be a good night...

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-11 23:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'Nigga' shall always get a -2 from me.

Oh, also - I should call the cops and tell them that you've got 10 kilos of blow stashed in your basement, you crackhead nigger LOL.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-11 22:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-11 18:25:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry, I can't read Retardanese.

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Made me snort water out my nose.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-11 22:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is actually kinda clever, although I don't think that it's all accurate...or rather consistently inaccurate. In other words some of the letters don't follow wgere tget sgiykd gave.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-11 21:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-11 20:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Grizzly bears can type more coherently with their penises.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-11 18:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish Nigga was my homerow key.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-11 18:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, but this was very entertaining. Especially the reviews. Plus, I'm black, too...at least on the inside.

Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-06-11 18:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had farts that sound smarter than you.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-11 18:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry, I can't read Retardanese.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You should've shifted both hands. This didn't sound very much like a nigger to me. It reads:

Hey everbody. This is my first post, so please bear with me. My name is Bob and I work as a computer expert. I'm willing to bet somebody is going to decipher this. Well, you heard it from me first...You are an idiot.

And no, I've heard it before.



Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hotdogs and chili fries?

I'm black, bitch.

If I do throwup, it'll be fried chicken and collard greens.

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It looks like you puked on the keyboard, and those were the keys that were depressed in the shower of half digested hotdog pieces and chili fries.

Submitted by Nigga (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I'm retarted" .... "I'm white." .... same thing.

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think it's suppose to say: "I'm retarded"

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got a "Hey everybody" and a "please bare with me"

I think.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Terrible

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did anyone figure out what is was suppose to say????

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me smile.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OK, maybe it did suck.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

weak

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-11 17:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uber, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

This was funny


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