Ubercon 2004 report/photo (988 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-12 09:16:55 EDT
Official 2004 Ubercon report:
The week started out pretty good. We arrived at the camping grounds and ERECTED tents, scrounged for WOOD, then unpacked the instruments. Poly (the tromboner) left our esky out in the sun so that night when we had a pit barbecue the MEAT was so HARD and we all got terribly sick. Poly accidentally fell into the barbecue pit during the night and suffered third degree burns to 98% of his body (it was just bad luck his eyes were shut at the time and were thus shielded). Nobody really knows what happened. We were all asleep and the next thing we know Poly had somehow (while in his sleeping bag) sleepwalked right into the hot ashes. A good first day indeed.
But then things started to take a turn. Instruments went missing and Poly was no longer around to blame (we buried his remains under the ashes and covered the pit with dirt and faeces). Was Poly's faggot-ghost returning to play menacing games of titilating proportions? Perhaps, but it was more likely myself, since I was in fact stealing people's instruments. I needed only a double handled banjo and a twelve string guitar and I would be able to return home to train the first ever monkey orchestra. I must have been playing the instruments in question too loud in my tent one night because a line of bright lights appeared around my tent. The uber-convention-goers held burning torches, and then one of them, and I don't want to name drop so I won't name them, suggested they burn the tent with me inside. I objected, explaining that if they burnt me their instruments would surely burn as well, so they went back to sleep and during the night I reconsidered. Like Heavenly Father Moe Greene I snuck into their tents at night and returned their instruments, then in the morning, on the final morning of Ubercon 2004, we played a fairwell medley of assfucking proportions. I cannot wait until the next Ubercon (Late 2004 - TBA), which will be in an underwater super-igloo in the South Pacific.
- Bart Cilfone
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-16 02:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:07:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jewfuck (user info) at 2004-06-12 23:14:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-12 23:09:13 EDT (#)
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wtf
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-06-12 22:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
er, what the fuck was that pile of shite?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-12 22:32:56 EDT (#)
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+2 for the string band!
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-06-12 18:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-12 16:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-12 15:49:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-12 15:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-12 14:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mildly funny
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-12 12:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great picture.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 11:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really don't want to do this, but +2!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-12 11:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-12 11:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it.. but not enough for a +2
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-06-12 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The second guy from the left has nice legs.. I'm jealous..
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-06-12 11:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't rad the post, but I must say, that pic was exactly what I was looking for when I clicked on this! Nice.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-12 09:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Squatty this was poor, but what the hell +1
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-06-12 09:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was pretty shitty.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-12 09:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy all the way to the left really does look like hidden in about 15 years.