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When Planes Collide (836 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories
Labels: ETS_Short_Stories

Rating: 1.2 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Brad <electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-12 15:56:38 EDT


Art is so deceptive! My thoughts race through an artist's possible intentions, and through conflict of dimentions, and vanishing points flying out, captivating my perception. What sort of mystic wonder is in a thousand sloppy brush strokes! What could this light, awkward, crooked and crawling smile say about the man who posessed it? Maybe, methinks, this man, trapped in a timeless portrait, wanted to smile, but couldn't quite bring himself to do so; the result: a toothless grin.

My mind is startled to attention by the echo of approaching footsteps in the gallery. A man, a stranger, appears beside me and joins me in quiet circumspection. After a moment's silence, as if shattering some invisibe barrier of impending uneasiness, I express my initial thought of the character in the piece.

"Looks like he wanted to smile, but couldn't." I manage to utter gruffly, clearing my voice quickly afterward.

This statement is followed with another short, agitating pause. Then, the stranger, after a look of cynical scrutiny, his hand lightly rubbing his chin, believing his own interpretation more precise, decides to offer a thought of his own.

"No, no, that's the face of a man who did not want to smile, but felt that he had to."

After a short, careful consideration of his words, the logical response occurs to me: "that's what I said."

The gallery sinks once again into silence.


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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 07:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are so ugly you looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-18 15:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

relativity

Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Equalized.

Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Har Har Peener!

Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope this is what you wanted!
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Mr. Spam man, bring some spam. My nane is electrictoothsyndrome, and I'm like the 20th to spam Fetish this month, ain't I cool?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 19:38:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hope this is what you wanted!
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Better make sure you spam them all, I'm not missing a one, bitch!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess they do count, but hey, at least it's giving my shit attention of some kind.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're a strange one, ETS - golden but grubby. I'm intrigued.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-12 15:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:48:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Last I checked, you have a lot more posts than I do, so I think it might hurt you a little more. Also, do your ratings even count?

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:45:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

BTW, this can go on as long as you want it to.

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-12 14:44:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should be boiled alive. This snake should be ashamed of you.
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Bring it bitch!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-06-12 22:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My, God, thank you all for such constructive, informative, and useful reviews!!! I will try and take some of your suggestions into consideration in the future, although, there are a lot of them here, so I imagine I'll have to be selective.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For some reason this made me feel all enlightened and happy.

PLUS TWO FOR JOO!

Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-12 18:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

funny.

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-06-12 18:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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