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Illustrated News IV:GoD DaMn MuDdA FuCkIn RuSh AnD mAyOr DaLeY (1108 hits)

Category: News

Rating: 1.7 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-12 19:03:46 EDT


Illustrated News I: Redneck Shenanigans - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35280
Illustrated News II: Brawl at the Old Folks Home - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35310
Illustrated News III: Chuggin' Milk For Science - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35503
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YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!
It's a bad day to be on the South SYYYYYYYDDDEEEEEEEEE.
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SaberCats surge past Rush, 49-35

Advance to ArenaBowl XVIII

Mark Grieb threw five touchdown passes and ran for another score as the San Jose SaberCats defeated the Chicago Rush in an AFL Semifinals Playoff game, 49-35, at HP Pavillion in San Jose, Calif. The win sends San Jose to ArenaBowl XVIII on June 27.
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The Chicago Rush are out of the AFL playoffs. The lost to the San Jose SaberCats. Who the fuck lives in San Jose? A bunch of mexicans, thats who. I hope those fucking mexicans are happy, now that the hopes and dreams of this simple German man have been stomped.
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God Damn Mayor Daley is movin to the north side. What a traitor bastard.
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Mayor Richard M. Daley and his wife, Maggie, have decided to purchase a condominium in a new luxury high-rise overlooking one of the biggest and most controversial developments of his 15 years in office--Millennium Park. The move is aimed, at least in part, at downsizing, sources familiar with the couple's plans said Friday. The move will allow the mayor the convenience of walking a few short blocks from home to his City Hall office, but it will come at the cost of depriving him of a cherished title: South Sider. The tower, now under construction, is on Randolph Street, two blocks north of Madison Street--the city's dividing line between north and south.

Though the mayor technically may be about to enter the realm of North Sider-dom for the first time in his 62 years, his baseball allegiance is not expected to change. Daley was at Wrigley Field on Friday and even was spotted wearing the team's distinctive blue cap. But the move north of Madison is not expected to shake a loyalty that was cemented as he grew up in Bridgeport in the shadow of the old Comiskey Park and that remained after he moved to the South Loop's Central Station neighborhood 11 years ago. Daley is a rock-solid White Sox fan, and he says so every time he gets the chance.

The tony 57-story tower that the Daleys plan to call home is just west of the Chicago Cultural Center at 130 N. Garland Ct. Garland is a single-block street between Michigan and Wabash Avenues that runs between the center and the new high rise. Called the Heritage at Millennium Park, the building has 356 units, including two-bedroom, two-bath models in the $700,000 price range; three-bedroom, three-baths costing about $1 million; and penthouses ranging from $2.5 million to $2.8 million.
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He's a fuckin uuppy bastars now. Damn him

P.S. I hate Bose too. Overpriced crap. Do yourselves a favor and spend a little more and build a decent system, ya lazy yuppy bastards.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-08 19:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a lot of speakers.

Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-13 13:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-13 13:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-13 12:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Remind me to read this.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-12 22:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That sound system looks awesome!

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-12 22:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He had a shit stain!

Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HHAHAHA

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ugh

Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have another for putting his nipple on the outside of his arm.

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Snork, clip clip..

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There we go, all +6

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1 More

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 20:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Bose Acousticrap Shitwoofer 50-73Hz.
+2 All that Bose Shit
+2 I also hate Bose... Who else would use an assload of 3" drivers with more 20dB of EQ at both ends of the spectrum, and then sell that shit as high end?


Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-12 19:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MY NAME IS VIIIIVVVV

And he's moving to the loopy area, I live norther than that.


I know so much down and dirty shit about baby daley and his daddy. My mom works just under him (since she's a lawyer for the city), and woo is he crazy.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-12 19:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her name is "Viv," Habeeb.

Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-12 19:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for "snork"

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-12 19:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the number of 'bose' speakers.


Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"