Exhibición Grande del Masturbation (639 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.84 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Marblehead Johnson (View user info) at 2004-06-12 21:13:14 EDT
Voy a estar en la violación directa del un poste por regla del día. No cuido. Algunas cosas son manera justa demasiado importante. Hablaba con mi burro psíquico en un armario al lado de la luna, nosotros comía las mandarinas más encantadoras, ellas era de Tailandia donde están muy frescas este vez del año. He tenido mandarinas mejores pero digress. Los monos retardados de Saturno están viniendo conquistar la tierra. Y mientras que el mexicano puede no cuidar debido a su cautiverio forzado por los pantalones, esto es una cuestión acuciante al resto de nosotros. El arco iris antiguo en el cual los monos se sientan está muy cercano. Son lista para el ataque, con su extremo rojo que brilla intensamente colectivo. La única manera que pueden ser derrotados está con una fuente grande de valor y de masturbation sofisticado. Éste no es ningún lugar para la mano estándar a la materia del pene. Necesitamos lociones, la fruta, el alambre de cobre, un caballo y un barco. Después volaremos al arco iris antiguo de los monos rojos del extremo que brillan intensamente y los destruiremos con una exhibición grande del masturbation sofisticado y ahorraremos el mundo. Sin embargo, el mexicano y el Supertramp todavía necesitan nuestra ayuda con su crisis de los pantalones.
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Submitted by soldsklods (user info) at 2004-06-13 17:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was not funny nor witty, it was in fact really pathetic. You have a lot of grammatical errors there, so much in fact that it'd ashame the most retarded of spanish students. Maybe you should quit that spanish class and concentrate on reading your moron-to-english dictionary, it'll make a much more fullfiling experience than experiencing the shame you're facing right now with this awful post. Shame on you asshole.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-13 03:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to suck shit in a foreign language.
Submitted by PersonMan (user info) at 2004-06-13 01:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
INS? USCIS? Green Card? La Migra!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-13 00:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh
Taco Bell? :D
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-06-13 00:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Espece de vache.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-12 23:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A PANTS CRISIS!!!
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-12 23:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My pickels are in the jar.
Submitted by jewfuck (user info) at 2004-06-12 22:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh?
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm giving myself a positive two because, well, I think there is a tremendous deficit of absurdist humor on ubersite. Lighten up ya fuckers. Whats the matter? Do have a pickle up yer arse again?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:15:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shouldn't you be fixing my roof?
HHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAAA
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am going to be in the direct violation of a post by rule of the day. Noncare. Some things are too important right way. It spoke with my psychic donkey in a closet next to the moon, we ate the most charming mandarins, they era of Thailand where they are very fresh east time of the year. I have had Mandarin better but digress. The slowed down Saturn monkeys are coming to conquer the Earth. And whereas the Mexican can not take care of due to his captivity forced by the trousers, this is a pressing question to the rest of us. The old rainbow in which the monkeys feel is very near. They are ready for the attack, with its red end that shines intensely collective. The only way that can be defeated is with a great source of value and masturbation falsified. This one is not no place for the standard hand to the matter of the penis. We needed lotions, the copper fruit, wire, a horse and a boat. Later we will fly to the old rainbow of the red monkeys of the end that shine intensely and we will destroy them with a great exhibition of masturbation falsified and will save the world. Nevertheless, Mexican and the Supertramp still needs our aid with their crisis the trousers.
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Sucks in English too.
Submitted by Dead_Pan (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
speak english or don't speak, you worthless sack of shit
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shouldn't you be fixing my roof?
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-06-12 21:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
El post-o es muy bueno!
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