How To Be Kewl! (1177 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.17 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2004-06-13 01:47:53 EDT
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 16:13:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.revulsion.net/uploads/photo59.jpg
if it makes you feel any better, this shows how I look withOUT the acne.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 16:09:35 EDT (#)
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I'm 16.
That's the first legible thing I've seen shittoast type.
Submitted by shittoast (user info) at 2004-06-13 16:07:10 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, Matt, I would've thought people'd say "So you're 16?"
You hit the nail right on the fucking head!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-13 15:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart's 4 years off? So you're 8?
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-13 14:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the cat.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-13 14:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 14:11:47 EDT (#)
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Hey, bart, you're only 4 years off.
Crappy estimate.
Awesome rating.
(1st +2 from bart)
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-13 13:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you're twelve.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-06-13 13:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for camwhoring
-1 for looking somewhat metrosexual
+2 for teaching me to be kewl
+2 for the awesome car drawing
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 12:55:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-13 11:08:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:16:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly kid + shit drawings?
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May I add unfunny "jokes" to that equation?
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No. This wasn't a joke, asshat.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-06-13 12:50:35 EDT (#)
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I don't want to discourage you kid, but I do want to kill you. Change your pillowcase, it's making your face rot off.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-13 11:27:04 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha - +2 for camwhoring kitties.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-13 11:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:16:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly kid + shit drawings?
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May I add unfunny "jokes" to that equation?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-13 10:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO LUCY FUR WOO!
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-06-13 10:27:04 EDT (#)
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i'd hit it... WITH A BAT!!!
but you got those kid's numbers... ziiiiing
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-13 09:50:50 EDT (#)
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Macaulay? Is that you all grown up?
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-06-13 09:32:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-13 09:27:22 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-13 09:09:08 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-13 07:58:16 EDT (#)
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Right on da mark mate, it's what all them uver kinds wanna be like, innit?!
We call them "Nah-Mates" where I live, because they drive round in their nahhed-up Novas with phat stereo systems and naff spoilers going, "Nah, mate! Two's-up on that ciggie mate, nah, innit!".
The rest of us laugh. Loudly.
Submitted by helium_the_balloon (user info) at 2004-06-13 06:15:16 EDT (#)
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Does daddy hurt you?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-13 05:38:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-13 05:14:55 (#)
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How to be kewl and get the ladies:
Step 1: Become me.
Step 2: Get ladies.
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Normally im not one for promoting burns stuff but that was a killer ahhahaha
Submitted by Jerkface at 2004-06-13 05:29:08 EDT (#)
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How to be Kewl
1. Get a life.
2. Wash your face.
3. Kill the cat.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-13 05:14:55 EDT (#)
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How to be kewl and get the ladies:
Step 1: Become me.
Step 2: Get ladies.
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-06-13 04:24:57 EDT (#)
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Thing is, he looks better than me.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-13 03:53:14 EDT (#)
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You poor bastard. +2 for your tragic picture.
Submitted by Never you mind that <deadkxnnedyskid.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-13 03:25:22 EDT (#)
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You're a hot piece of ass.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:59:47 EDT (#)
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You've exposed us!! Damn you to hell! Now everyone will be cool, and I'll have nothing left. Nothing..
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:49:58 EDT (#)
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Wow i found this on the net
Kewl: "to be a spotty teen, yet hilarious car drawing deserves +2"
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:47:48 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:38:55 EDT (#)
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I hate kids like this.
Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:35:09 EDT (#)
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+2 for the lil kitty cat.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:30:22 EDT (#)
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I can still taste the pussy on my upper lip.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:27:34 (#)
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I just got laid so you know what, I'm in a good mood.
Plus fucking 2.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:27:34 EDT (#)
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I just got laid so you know what, I'm in a good mood.
Plus fucking 2.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly kid + shit drawings?
PFT -2
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:15:53 EDT (#)
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That's called 'acne.'
Don't worry, I still get more girls than you.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:14:27 EDT (#)
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What's that shit on your face? Oh...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:05:13 EDT (#)
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I think that's my first +2 from you, DraconianKing.
Any time!
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-06-13 02:04:09 EDT (#)
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Thanks so much! Now I can be be k3wl!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-13 01:58:34 EDT (#)
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Why, youarsoghey, do I remind you of what you could have looked like, had you not been born fugly?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-13 01:55:21 EDT (#)
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Boom Thump Rattatale.
Also..stop camwhoring. It's freaking me out.