Holy shit you fuckers (NSFW) (1790 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-13 21:12:45 EDT
Holy shit people, I am fucking rich. Some guy just e-mailed me and all I have to do is help this guy transfer his funds to a domestic bank account and he will give me 20 fucking percent of it! That is more than 7 MILLION DOLLARS. FUCK YOU PEOPLE, I can buy and do anything I want now, HA!
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ATTN: Mr James Henly
It is with heart full of hope that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. George Kabila, the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library, I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$37 million willed and deposited in the favor of myself and my mother who is thesecond wife of the late president.
This money is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company here in (DUBAI) However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an inquiry to recover all the assets belonging to my late dad including cash and properties with the pretence of safe-keeping, but with actual intentionof personal inheritance. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation team has submitted their report, presently some cash andassets have been seized.
Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country,and with the help of our lawyer, I am presently living as a refugee here until I succeed in the transaction and due to the situation of things our lawyer has strictly advised that the willed money be urgently mved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (SOS) to save my entire family and me froma hopeless future.
I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 20% of the fund, when finally received in your local Bank account. The attorneyhere has perfected arrangements with the Bankers to effect complete dislodgment of this money within a week of the receipt of your response through telephone and fax. They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer.reply me via e-mail: georgeka.at.epatra.com or kabiladio.at.yahoo.com
Best Wishes
Mr. George Kabila ,
I look forward to your quick response. May God bless you.
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You fuckers are green with envy. I know, some people get all the luck. I just happen to be one of those people.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:07:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-14 20:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Been there, done that.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:38:52 EDT (#)
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i fancied her on the tv series, but she is a little too forward here.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-14 02:40:45 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, good post.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-14 02:30:44 EDT (#)
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Lucky you. But you spelT "rich" wrong. As used in "Holy shit people, I am fucking rich." I think you meant, "a dead corpse of a man named Larry." You can remember this because your mom actually is a dead corpse of a man named Larry.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-14 02:29:27 EDT (#)
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survey says?
EHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by thelemonofpink (user info) at 2004-06-14 01:06:10 EDT (#)
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Her left eye is bordering on Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.
Submitted by Chris_Atler (user info) at 2004-06-14 00:02:25 EDT (#)
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I read a similar post a while ago, but still it is an awsome post. I want to get an email like that someday...
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-13 23:53:38 EDT (#)
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Plus one for the Biddie.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-13 23:52:36 EDT (#)
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Tell you what Squattie you better be quick and email this guy your bank account details so that he can transfer this money as sson as possible.
After all you wouldn't want his second cousin twice removed now president of the country to figure out he is gonna miss out on the moola!
These fucking things come about two per week from various doofas mainly actually based in Nigeria.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-13 23:23:15 EDT (#)
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Is she wearing a pad!?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-06-13 23:07:27 EDT (#)
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I have come to the conclusion that hidden101 is a homosexual.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-13 22:19:53 EDT (#)
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wrong, this chick is perfect
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-13 22:12:52 EDT (#)
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this chick is ugly. i don't know why she is so popular.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:42:51 EDT (#)
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Tewl.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:37:57 EDT (#)
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WOW
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:33:00 EDT (#)
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George Kabila
Von: GEORGE KABILA [mailto:g_kabila500.at.juno.com]
Gesendet: Samstag, 3. August 2002 03:36
Betreff: PLEASE HELP US
Urgent Assistance
Kindly allow me the modesty of introducing myself. I am George Kabila, the son of the former head of state president of Congo-Kinshasha (then called Zaire) Mr. Laurent Desire Kabila.
I am contacting you in order to ask for your assistance on this confidential Business proposal with full financial benefit for both of us. Before I go into further details please be informed that I am writing without any other person(s) pre-knowledge of my contacting you on this transaction. Therefore I will appreciate same attitude to be maintained all through.
I have the sum of USD22Million from a secret sale of Diamond by my father before he was assassinated by one of his body guard (Rashid) on January 16th 2001, which I will like you to receive on my behalf due to security reasons, as my narration below will explain. But before I continue be well informed that your share in this transaction has been calculated at 13% of the total sum of USD$22M, 5% for expenses and the rest for my family and me.
My father as a real African traditionalist was a polygamist thereby having married so many wives, and my mother being the second wife of my father, My stepbrother Joseph, who is the current president of my country, is the son of the first wife and he does not have any knowledge about this deal.
Already president Joseph is using his power to colonize all the money and private property, which my father left behind for the whole family. Now my mother and I are left with nothing in the inheritance of my late father's wealth. Our situation is seriously critical that we need your assistance to help us receive these funds overseas for proper investment. Let me quickly assure you the 100% safe proof of this transaction because the diamond sales are packaged from the onset in a pattern that shows no direct trace or linkage with us (Kabila family). At present the money is in cash and is secured in a security company as family treasures, as I don't want to deposit the money in a financial institution for fear of the funds being confiscated.
The consignment will be released within seven (7) days of my being in receipt of your reply via my email address above only for security reasons.
I am waiting for your swift and favorable response, and in case you have any question(s), do not hesitate to contact me.
Best Regards,
George Kabila.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:31:47 EDT (#)
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I didn't know she had a cock.
Thanks for posting something I've already received in my email 400 times.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:25:05 EDT (#)
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Snuggles hit that shit like it stole his bike.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:23:12 EDT (#)
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She's loose as a goose.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:17:41 EDT (#)
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Does she have a package?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:15:40 EDT (#)
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hahahahah +2 I love it.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-06-13 21:14:51 EDT (#)
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Dumbass