Illustrated News V: Bastard Buzzard Brutalizes Brits (3854 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas <cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-14 02:54:01 EDT
Illustrated News I: Redneck Shenanigans - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35280
Illustrated News II: Brawl at the Old Folks Home - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35310
Illustrated News III: Chuggin' Milk For Science - http://www.ubersite.com/m/35503
Illustrated News IV: FuCkIn RuSh AnD mAyOr DaLeY -http://www.ubersite.com/m/35642
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LONDON (Reuters) - An angry buzzard is terrorizing a quiet English country road by dive-bombing passing cyclists, newspapers reported on Friday.
Paul Taylor, 71, said the bird of prey used its beak and claws to rip a three-inch gash in his head as he cycled along the stretch of road near Holsworthy, in Devon, western England.
"I thought at first it was a lorry passing and the wing mirror had somehow caught my head," he told the Daily Mail.
"Then I saw the buzzard swooping in front of me and suddenly there was blood pouring down my head and face."
Last weekend 22 cyclists taking part in a long distance competition along the road -- the A3072 -- suffered head injuries or had gouges taken out of their helmets by the same bird, according to the race coordinator.
The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds suggested the bird was probably nesting nearby and was defending its chicks.
"We would suggest that people avoid the road for a few weeks, but if cyclists do want to use it we would advise them to paint a pair of eyes on their helmets," a spokeswoman told the Daily Express. "That will put the buzzard off."
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Even the birds in England got nothin better to do than piss people off.
Fucking England
GO BEARS WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-05-21 12:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' birds.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-27 12:19:16 EDT (#)
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+2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-01 07:40:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:03:59 EDT (#)
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These are getting tired.
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Fuck you.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-15 09:58:24 EDT (#)
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Wow! There is.
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And fuck you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-22 15:03:13 EDT (#)
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xcell
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:25:47 EDT (#)
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Guess so. It wouldn't let me last week.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:25:27 EDT (#)
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Can I rate this?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:36:01 EDT (#)
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Best
Post
Ever
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-08 23:23:55 EST (#)
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Outstanding.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-03-08 22:55:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-08 22:04:09 EST (#)
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Uh-huh.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 11:39:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:43:55 EST (#)
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I laugh every time I see this.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-24 15:57:30 EST (#)
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+2 FOR: "OH GOD THE WING MIRROR OF A PASSING LORRY HAS CLIPPED ME NOGGON" and 'oreo's rock"
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:12:44 EDT (#)
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NO FUSION!!!!
BLASPHEMY!!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:22:52 EDT (#)
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I remember this shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:17:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-15 06:17:50 (#)
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Holy shit. I'd forgotten what Beeb was capable of. He needs to go through this stuff and remember what made him great.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:08:02 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:01:15 EST (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:33:00 EST (#)
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best post ever
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:20:54 EST (#)
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And another.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:04:30 EST (#)
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Best post on Uber.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:57:19 EDT (#)
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this is great
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-15 06:17:50 EDT (#)
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Holy shit. I'd forgotten what Beeb was capable of. He needs to go through this stuff and remember what made him great.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-08-15 06:02:34 EDT (#)
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This is solid fucking gold! Can't believe I hadn't seen it before.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-08 19:33:47 EDT (#)
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thighhighnylons
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-08 12:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:31:17 (#)
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You need to bring this series back.
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And thank you Bob for reminding us of it.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-08-08 12:17:46 EDT (#)
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I am rocking out with my lilly white cock out - shamone!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:34:19 EDT (#)
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Just beautiful.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-13 12:44:23 EDT (#)
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hhahahahahhahahahahah
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-13 11:54:30 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66233#1323428
Thanks for pointing this out Bob. This did indeed make me laugh.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-03-24 09:31:17 EST (#)
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You need to bring this series back.
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-26 04:20:19 EDT (#)
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Great.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:54:15 EDT (#)
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Because if you haven't already, then don't. I wouldn't want to ruin this.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:53:51 EDT (#)
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Have you every had a psycho analysis?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-19 10:01:16 EDT (#)
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You make me want to lock you up in a cage and do experiments on you.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-19 09:48:26 EDT (#)
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+8,000
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:51:16 EDT (#)
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pure genius
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:36:33 EDT (#)
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040617/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_britain_buzzard
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-15 09:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow! There is.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-15 09:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WAIT!
The lines in the middle of the road are white in England.
There's almost 2 hours of work left, I'm going to see if there's really a place called "Holsworthy".
Habeeb, you are insane.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-06-15 09:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-06-15 04:01:04 EDT (#)
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I look forward to these.
Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:52:30 EDT (#)
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The oreo playing guitar is the best part. GO OREOS WOO!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:38:29 EDT (#)
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Have another
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:32:09 EDT (#)
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Ravishing.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:29:19 EDT (#)
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HABEEEEEB
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:23:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:23:38 EDT (#)
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Holy shit. This was one of the funniest fucking things I have seen in a while. +6.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:59:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:40:44 EDT (#)
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+2 for 'Tea' shirt
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:38:00 EDT (#)
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And that was a scary ass death storm, now that you mention it.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:25:15 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT HABEEB!!
CONGRATS ON MVA!
I hope to see your chicago homegirls name up there occasionally, eh?
Submitted by Speed2oo1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:30:32 EDT (#)
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hahaha +2 for tea shit, that will never get old.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:06:50 EDT (#)
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+ a billion for the "Oreos Rock" T-shirt.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:03:59 EDT (#)
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These are getting tired.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:06:47 EDT (#)
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well if that don't get your bollocks in a twist
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:53:06 EDT (#)
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You made Pepsi come out of my nose, you um,....you wanker.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:24:14 EDT (#)
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Dammit Habeeb, you're taking all my potential hits again.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha 'T-SHIT' = 'T-SHIRT"
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Tea'
God how do you come up with this!
WHO HAS A T-SHIT WITH 'TEA' WRITTEN ON IT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:27:23 EDT (#)
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I came in here with the sole intention of -2'ing anything dissing England.
This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
You have been granted +2's for life.
Other people who have achieved this:
Enraged Baboon
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oreo's Rock!
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:52:47 EDT (#)
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"A passing Lorry has clipped me Noggon".
Fuck man, I hate Yanks taking the piss out of the English, but this shit was so funny I nearly came! Damn your funny ass!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, brilliant. I salute you!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:57:18 EDT (#)
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You might be mentally retarded, but this was good.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:46:08 EDT (#)
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+2 because you made me laugh out loud.
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
-Homie
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:35:49 EDT (#)
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WINNAR
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:14:53 EDT (#)
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You should try and send these to CNN and apply for a job with them.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 02:56:25 EDT (#)
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I just pooed a little, you fucking asshole.
These are getting better and better.
"Draw some eyes on top of your blood soaked head"
I don't know how this would distract a buzzard, but its sure as shit funny.