Assault my ass. It's called "getting checked". (3188 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-14 03:17:03 EDT
i was talking to Lisa on the phone the other day, and she would not shut up. i know talking is the whole point of a phone call, but jesus fucking christ, i wanted to reach through the phone and choke her out. that would shut her up, i bet. i don't know why a lot more domestic abuse doesn't happen. whatever happened to guys like John Wayne? if a bitch was giving him too much lip, he'd slap her right in the face. it's not just women. kids, too. little kids think they are so cute. most of the time, they are testing you. they don't think you'll hit them because they are so goddamned cute. that's when they get a slap right accross the face from me. i tell them, "look, you little brat- i'm an adult, and you will respect me, or i'll beat the DOGSHIT out of you." that usually gets the respect. fear, respect, whatever. as long as they keep their mouths shut and do what they're told.
i don't know what's worse, women or kids. every once in awhile, i'll see some pussy in a grocery store with his bitch, and she's all giving him lip, and he just takes it. sometimes i hit the bitch for the dude because i feel sorry for the spineless motherfucker. i usually have to burn rubber out of there after i do it because the cops come, and i don't want to have to slap them, too.
the last time i was with Lisa, we were enjoying a nice walk down by Lake Erie, and i everything was cool. she was keeping her mouth shut like i told her to, and i was relaxing, listening to the waves, and smoking a Camel. an unfiltered Camel, too. none of that pussy Marlboro Lights shit, like i bet all you faggots smoke. anyway, then she says to me something about being hungry, or some shit, i don't know, i wasn't really listening to her. so then i looks at her and says, "what? you want me to slap you? i thought i told you to shut up, bitch!" then i started beating the bejesus out of her right there. then some guys were like "hey you!" and they looked like they were calling someone on one of those cellular phones. i grabbed Lisa by the hair and pulled her back to the Bronco and got the fuck out of there. that's right, i said FORD BRONCO, motherfuckers. with a 6 inch lift, 36 inch Super Swampers, Hooker headers, and Flowmasters, suckers. (all you Chevy lovers can kiss my ass)
anyway, i got a sixer of The Beast in my fridge to take care of. later.
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Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-27 23:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
bad fiction
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-11 04:42:31 EDT (#)
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i am still fucking stuck here. At least I get out of aviano in 66 days.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-11 04:27:36 EDT (#)
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i got out a couple weeks ago. thank god.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-11 04:25:05 EDT (#)
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Can I still assault your ass?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-11 04:22:14 EDT (#)
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sweet. I am still the king of Ohio. when did you get out of the AF? I havent been around much lately.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-11 04:14:45 EDT (#)
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not for long. she's going to school in Chicago next month.
hopefully i can find a goddamned job there by that time so i can make it next month, too.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-11 04:01:20 EDT (#)
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she lives in cleveland? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!! I am tossing her ass in the lake.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:53:37 EDT (#)
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visiting Lisa. she lives in Cleveland.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:52:21 EDT (#)
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what the fuck were you doing near lake eerie?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:36:01 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is Maddox?
Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Eh. Bit Maddoxy..
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-11 03:07:48 EDT (#)
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If everyone enjoyed them then there'd be no room for improvement. Besides, I suppose not many are fond of cynical satire.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:56:03 EDT (#)
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why can't everyone appreciate the masterpieces of hidden101 like you, Brandon?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-10 01:48:10 EDT (#)
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I laughed at this for like fifteen hours straight when I decided to see what it was the other night.
Don't worry, I remembered that I saw it before, but the reaction was the same. Stupid bitches. Lisa, you're a fine peice of art. God must've had mercy on your soul. Nice stubble, hidden. That caricature picture of you two is the best PSPaint work I've seen on this site. Ever.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-21 05:40:55 EDT (#)
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Hey, it's none of my business. It was only meant to be just the one comment. I am sure that both you and Kenny can handle yourselves. If he was really that defensive about the girl thing he wouldn't have posted about it, as with you and the alcoholism.
Have a good day.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-21 05:17:31 EDT (#)
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this is going nowhere. how about this- you and i know that Kenny is going to be just fine no matter what i say to him. are you satified now?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-21 05:14:12 EDT (#)
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I know he's trying, but if it has no effect, then why retaliate with as low a blow?
Hey, do what you want, it's your life.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-21 05:12:05 EDT (#)
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i hope you're not niave enough to think Kenny isn't trying to hurt me when he calls me a piece of shit alcoholic. just because i'm bulletproof doesn't mean Kenny isn't still trying.
like i said, if Kenny can't take the heat, he should get the fuck out of the kitchen.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-21 04:50:37 EDT (#)
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Maybe, but you've said yourself several times that it does nothing to you to get called an alcoholic. Whereas it certainly seems that he's hurt about that whole girl issue.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-21 04:20:23 EDT (#)
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hey, if Kenny thinks it's ok to hit me for my alcoholism, he should be able to take some shots back at himself.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-21 04:08:00 EDT (#)
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"you think that girl that left you has been dating? i bet she has. i bet she's let a couple of those guys fuck her, too. man, that sucks, Ken. too bad it wasn't you."
Ouch. That was completely under the fucking belt. Dude, don't drop to those kind of levels...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-21 04:00:10 EDT (#)
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
This cracked me up!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-17 22:31:16 EDT (#)
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Give me a break, Andy. While some of the shit you say stings a little (I'm sure that girl has fucked at least one guy by now), I can recognize that it was through no fault of my own.
You're just a sad little man. I try to leave you alone, but you aren't strong enough to leave -me- alone. Keeping obsessing you psycho little stalker alcoholic.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-17 22:10:49 EDT (#)
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**He earned a BA in history, as I did.**
DenDen- I recently(May)received a BA in history as well from the U of MN. Congratulations on yours.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-17 22:09:23 EDT (#)
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come on, Rizzo. you know better.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-17 21:59:53 EDT (#)
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-2 for not being porn and for giving me blue balls.
I thought the first sentence of the title was an invitation. I broke out the Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion for nothing.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-17 21:41:32 EDT (#)
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Sixer of Beast?
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-06-17 19:18:38 EDT (#)
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Hey Hellrazor, open your dictionary and look up "sarcasm"
Submitted by Hellrazor (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:06:51 EDT (#)
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This guy is so full of shit, I don't know where to start! Just by looking at his pics and reading a few of his posts, I can tell he is way to chicken shit to touch a female sexually let alone violently. You probably have this hate for "bitches" because your mom would beat the hell out of you when you were little and your dad was to scared to do it because she beat him too. I bet your mom wore the pants in the family, probably went to jail a few times for demestics violence. I wouldn't be suprised if she sexually molested you too. Go ahead and try and pull that slapping bitches shit in chicago and you'll get your fuckings ass shot! What you should do is take your ass back to the little fucking town your from (probably in the midwest somewhere) where you used to be the shit and stay there. As for the bronco, you probably drive some big rusted POS with a big ass spoiler on the back, loud annoying muffler, and the fake spinner hub caps. If I ever were to see you, I'd punch you in the face! Take care of that liver.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-06-16 14:08:28 EDT (#)
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some times the bitches juts bring it upon themselves. best kno' yo place ho!
-BongZilla
+2 to cancel out the -2's.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-16 08:23:20 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry i hurt your "fealings".
by the way, what ARE "fealings"? you're right, you're not a dolt. i'm sorry.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-06-16 07:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That is right, everyone who insults the mighty hidden101 is a dolt.
Shut up fuckhat, why don't you go back and minus two my worst posts somemore (http://www.ubersite.com/m/35605#uber_reviews) that really hurts my fealings, and I am sure it makes you feel better.
In conclusion, screw you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-16 07:09:57 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is a "fuckhat"? if you dolts are going to insult me, at least try to use words in the english language. you can't just start making up words like that. it doesn't work that way. that's like a five year old calling someone a stupidhead. the only difference is that you used an "adult" word. i can't believe the idiot that posted this garbage ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/31582 ) is criticizing this post. hey, "fuckpants", at least i wrote something original about smacking women. you just posted the shittiest video you could find about it, made by someone else.
jesus, i don't know why i keep coming around. i'm surrounded by morons. i'm going to go kill someone's pet now.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-16 05:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A 2?
No, you're getting sodomized by the minus sign.
Fuckhat.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-06-16 05:28:17 EDT (#)
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I don't get it, next time you make a "character" try making one that doesnt suck. I mean, what was going through your mind when you decided to write this?
I bet writing like a barely literate dolt who abuses women and children would be funny
Guess what dipshit, it is not. Minus two.
Submitted by EH (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:41:49 EDT (#)
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What practical use does a degree in history have? Aside from being a professor which obviously you can't be due to the fact you havent completed your graduates degree. Seriously though, Aside from teaching what use does that degree have? That would be something I would get due to an interest, certainly not for a career path. You could work in a museum, but not many people give a shit about those. What do you do I'm interested now....
oh, and why the hell would you wait for your son to graduate to start your graduates degree? What the hell have you been doing for the past 22 (assuming your son is average joe taking 4 years to complete a degree) years? Also, don't you feel as though it would be slightly odd to go to school with your son? I mean, his generation is different from yours. Whereas after class he may want to go play pool and kick back beers, and you would want to go knit a sweater or some shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:21:00 EDT (#)
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Kenny, if you're going to criticize me for psychoanalyzing you on Ubersite "incorrectly", it really doesn't make you look any better when you just did it yourself.
i don't have a girlfriend, either. i met Lisa online, though, yes, and we will start dating in a couple months when i live 2 miles from her in Chicago. you can make fun of that all you want, but you know neither one of us cares. nice try, though. speaking of dating, you think that girl that left you has been dating? i bet she has. i bet she's let a couple of those guys fuck her, too. man, that sucks, Ken. too bad it wasn't you.
"he constantly tries to critisize and belittle others while at the same time boosting himself up"
hey, isn't that what you do? i could have sworn that's what you do almost every time you reply to me... you're guilty of doing that more than anyone i've ever seen. and let's not use the word "others" here, Kenny. you know i only do it to you to get under your skin, because you're such a whiny pussy, and you fall for it every time. hell, even that sentence you just wrote sounded like whiny pussiness. when are you going to learn?
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:57:41 EDT (#)
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...and a +2.
If anyone thought he was serious.. HEY LOOK! SOMEONE WROTE GULLIBLE ON THE BACK OF YOUR KEYBOARD!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-15 10:31:22 EDT (#)
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Don't worry, DenDen ... Hidden has that character trait down, for real. It kills him to think of someone else being better at him in anything, so he constantly tries to critisize and belittle others while at the same time boosting himself up ... because he is just the type of person to be threatened by someone who is on the same level or superior than him. The only time he can try and act nice to you (On Ubersite) is when he's psychoanalyzing you and telling you your multitude of problems (incorrectly). This coming from a "recovering" alcoholic who met his girlfriend over the internet. I'm not even going to touch that one.
Peace out, yo.
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-06-15 08:17:26 EDT (#)
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I don't know if I am rating this or giving suggestions for it--it's too early in the morning to tell!
Having been married to a guy like this as well as being raised by one, I think you should add a certain whiney, "snivelly" aspect to his personality. It's sort of an attitude that seeks to blame everyone else for every negative outcome while at the same time seeking to make sure that those around him never succeed, lest he be made to look the inferior piece of shit that he really is. Such individuals never admit that this is what they are doing, because if they did so they would have one less thing to use when criticizing others, but I have found this to be a constant among them.
I recently had the pleasure of attending my son's college graduation. He earned a BA in history, as I did. We will both be doing our graduate work at the same time. It was a very proud moment for me in a lot of ways. Now, if the whiner criticizes him, he criticizes me. Well, he will if he criticizes him for going to college and studying history, which he often did--saying it was "stupid."
As I sat in the bleachers, between congratulatory cheers and shouts, I reflected on my former husband and father. I considered how satisfying it is to know that they will go home, toss back some beers and whine (in the most macho of tones) about a world they don't understand. I hope I have the satisfaction of being adressed as "Dr. DenDen" if I ever see either of them again.
Anyway, enough of my story! Just add some whininess and blame-placing to your character and you will pretty much have it dead on!
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-15 03:04:52 EDT (#)
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Great picture
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-06-15 02:01:05 EDT (#)
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6 in lift: tight, 36 in swampers: super tight, flows: badass. hooker hedders: suck ass. hookers are for pussies its all about hedman fool. awesome story though.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-15 01:26:38 EDT (#)
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I bet you are her bitch.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-15 01:01:18 EDT (#)
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you would.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:43:51 EDT (#)
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I like Beast, fuck that.
Submitted by Stressedexonian (user info) at 2004-06-14 22:51:27 EDT (#)
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I just dont find it particularly funny
Submitted by thelemonofpink (user info) at 2004-06-14 21:08:12 EDT (#)
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HAAAAAHAHAH!
This reminded me of a Vandals song I haven't heard in a reaaaally long time.
'So she ran out? Let her pout! She just went down to the store. You know she'll have an apology and a sixer when she comes through that door. And if she talks back, you just have to slap her down. You give her that slap of love, it'll keep her coming around.'
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 20:13:20 EDT (#)
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man, if that's Milwaukee's best, i'd hate to see their worst...
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-14 19:59:34 EDT (#)
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Beast is what people drink who have to scrounge in in the couch and car for enough change to make up beer money.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-14 19:58:21 EDT (#)
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I pray to you every night before I go to sleep.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:02:01 EDT (#)
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LSM- hahahahahahaha
Kenny- the only reason you drink The Beast is because you can't afford to pay eight bucks for a six pack of something good.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:55:41 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1087235050679232108#592817
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:33:23 EDT (#)
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Splendid.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:05:23 EDT (#)
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Beast light is good beer, so whatever@u.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:17:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:51:13 (#)
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I heard a similiar rant from a guy in a bar this weekend, except he meant it. Which is kind of sad.
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hahahahahaha
for the record, i was completely 100% sober when i wrote this. i think Kenny was the only one dense enough not to realize this was a character, though. i'm pretty sure that if i started drinking again, i wouldn't be drinking The Beast, seeing as how i've drank one can of it in my life (which was at the redneck party i posted about. Ubersite premier! the only time i drank The Beast in my life! - http://www.ubersite.com/m/7387 ).
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:56:27 EDT (#)
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hidden, this was one of the funniest things you have ever written.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:49:33 EDT (#)
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How long did you two have to pose for that drawing?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:38:53 EDT (#)
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There it is. I was waiting for someone to start billowing "MNADDOCKS COPYER!#1%%"
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:34:01 EDT (#)
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You are thoroughly bizarre.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:29:33 EDT (#)
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You gotta do what you gotta do.
Women and Children, the reason the two-piece was invented. Two-piece as in a back-hand followed up with a front hand slap done with one hand.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:51:13 EDT (#)
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I heard a similiar rant from a guy in a bar this weekend, except he meant it. Which is kind of sad.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:13:12 EDT (#)
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Pretty good. I smiled.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:01:35 EDT (#)
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yeah nice one maddox
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:50:49 EDT (#)
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Nice purse, Lisa. Is that patent leather?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:34:22 EDT (#)
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I loved it.
I usually duct tape the wife's mouth shut and tie up her hands and feet. I then toss her in the trunk of the car while I drive around to get some errands done. It shuts her up for about a month because she knows that one of these days she's going into the river.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:24:40 EDT (#)
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Andy, give me your sex.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:08:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:05:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:41:17 (#)
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I bet she likes it rough in bed. That is what spawned this, right?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:18:25 (#)
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For some reason, I'd bet Lisa would kick your ass.
Hahahahahaha
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:51:25 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha. My type of man!
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:50:40 EDT (#)
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I'm giving this a +2 because I hear you man. Sometimes a bitch just needs to get checked so she remembers her place. However, I have serious doubts as to your credibility. If you really had super swampers, you wouldn't have been on the phone any longer than it took to tell her to get her shit, buy you some beer, and get her ass over to your place because you wanted some lovin. If she happened to have said anything on the other end, you SHOULD have responded with <click><dialtone>.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:42:03 EDT (#)
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+2 for super swampers! Jesus, I used to know kids who wouldn't shut up about their 36 inch super swampers.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:33:20 EDT (#)
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Poorly written but funny anyways.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:15:00 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you stayed on the wagon like .... four months. Good job on that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:50:58 EDT (#)
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I got it. Nice parody.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:41:17 EDT (#)
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I bet she likes it rough in bed. That is what spawned this, right?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:18:25 EDT (#)
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For some reason, I'd bet Lisa would kick your ass.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 06:04:16 EDT (#)
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Nope, i dont have a TV, i like in NZ man, we barely have power
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:57:10 EDT (#)
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SHIT GRAMMAR??? JESUS CHRIST!!! IT'S CALLED A CHARACTER!!! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE; LIKE MAYBE IN A MOVIE, OR SOMETHING???
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:52:00 EDT (#)
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+1
-1 for shit grammar
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:38:19 EDT (#)
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The title is arguably funnier then the post!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:10:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:53:45 EDT (#)
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"Assault my ass. It's called "getting checked"."
....i'll assault your ass with my penis rifle.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:31:06 EDT (#)
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i was just fuckin' with you. sometimes i get too into these characters of mine.
i actually like cloves sometimes.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:27:59 EDT (#)
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Djarum is Brazilian-Portuguese. Besides, I spent three years of my life becoming Joe Camel only to realize people thought I was trying to be Fonzy. I wanted that 10 inch nose of Joe's. That'd get me them bitches.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:27:58 EDT (#)
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No, not French. But they sure do smell pretty.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:26:09 EDT (#)
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that's right, Brandon. you gotta show those little bastards who the boss is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:24:46 EDT (#)
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what are you, some kind of French motherfucker?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:23:56 EDT (#)
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I mean, a Coke.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:22:38 EDT (#)
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Camels suck. Djarum Blacks all the way, mofucka.
......
Oh, and the post was ok.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:21:44 EDT (#)
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+2 and a beer, coming right up.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:21:20 EDT (#)
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And another because I had to punch a fourth grade girl in the back of the head to put her back in her place, and show her I was the big bossman, not her.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:19:49 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA, you sarcastic son of a bitch.