France to Unveil New National Flag (2820 hits)
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Submitted by Malone (View user info) at 2004-06-14 03:37:39 EDT
For those of you who haven't seen the coverage or read the news releases, France will be changing its flag in the coming year. For the purpose of brevity, I will repeat only the meat of the situation for you here on Ubersite.
Paris - French Prime Minister Jean Pierre Raffarin made the announcement yesterday concerning the new French national flag to replace the current tri-color banner.
Says Raffarin "Myself along side Parliament have been working out the details of our new national colors for the past several months. We have come to a decision."
When asked about why France needed a change he responded "Retraite! Les Allemands viennent!" which translates to "We feel that this new flag better represents the country of France and its people. Many people in our Earth have a certain perception of our country and what she represents and this new flag will also better represent that identity.
Raffarin also added "Chute en arrière! Nous ne pouvons pas tenir cette position!" which translates to "In future military conflicts, our new national colors will prevent any confusion about where our French troops are and what they are doing."
Citizens were interviewed on the street and Pierre LaCroix had this to say "Tournez autour et courez loin!" which translates to "I think it's a bad decision. I think it's about time for France to start moving forward as a country and not backward. As a country, I think we've gained much ground and this new flag doesn't reflect that at all. Oui oui."
One Parisian did enjoy the news, Pierre Hors d'oeuvre became excited and this is an excerpt of what he told reporters "Fromage! Retraite! Chute en arrière! Oui ou non mon ami?" Translated, Pierre says "I think the new flag is sort of nostalgic, reminds me of days gone by. Now I've got that dang Horst Wessel Song stuck in my head again..."
The new flag, expected to be publicly unveiled for this coming New Year is still being kept from view. However there is no official silence on its description. Look for the new French flag to be a series of horizontal white stripes against a white field.
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:53:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-09 07:34:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-18 12:09:40 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHA Menage a trois.
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-06-18 04:25:54 EDT (#)
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Who was it that mentioned 'Freedom Fries'?
Sounds alot like 'Victory Gin', doesn't it? Read George Orwell's '1984' and you'll understand.
(I gave a -1 because 2 lots of -2 is spamming)
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-06-18 04:23:15 EDT (#)
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Actually, the French are a stronger breed than you have them steryotyped as.
The government tried to lower prices paid to farmers for milk. What did the farmers do? They used thier muck-spreaders to spray ALL their milk on the fields. There was a national shortage, the government gave in.
Anyone from the U.K. remember the British Beef embargo? They were staunch about that, too.
Also, the French have been using online chat for the past 60 years. Minitel, anyone? Even tha' country folk were banking online when the U.S. citizens were still stashing money under thier dirty matresses.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:17:34 EDT (#)
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Fuck the French. I still remember the Rainbow Warrior and Frances illegal act of terrorism in sinking it in Auckland!
Arrogant twats!
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-17 23:57:13 EDT (#)
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Menage a trois!
Another Uber site!
http://www.ubermatic.org/menage/
Malone
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-17 23:25:33 EDT (#)
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Je'mapelle AJ.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:14:00 EDT (#)
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Baisez les Français, Vous êtes un Motherfucker drôle Malone
Submitted by mapleburner21 (user info) at 2004-06-16 16:03:04 EDT (#)
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I knew the flag when I saw the title of this story. Great Job, very creatively done. I hate the french those, "cheese-eating surrender-monkies"
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-06-16 12:27:18 EDT (#)
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Vive la France, osti! Tu devras tirer ton tete hors ton gros cul Americane. Va shier, maudit anglais. Tabarnac.......
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-16 06:46:26 EDT (#)
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We do, but you guys haven't put his head on a pike, or even booted him out of office yet. You let him get away with murder, and much worse.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:49:37 EDT (#)
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Please tell me, Uberists outside of the United States, that the world understands that there is a difference between Americans and the Bush administration.
Malone
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:30:16 EDT (#)
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France did more fighting than any other allie, so they should get recognised as the victors, along with the rest of the allies. If France were 'surrender monkeys' they would have caved and the war would have been won by the Germans as there would be nothing left to fight over really. No western or Eastern front, I wonder what turn history would have taken then? An interesting thought.
This wasn't meant to be a personal attack on you, though if you had of replied like that earlier I probably would have shut the fuck up a lot faster. Though I think mentioning NZ was just buttering me up. I just get irritated with American's calling the French 'surrender monkey's' in total ignorance, obviously you aren't, but many are. It just makes America look even more stupid, then they go and do things like 'freedom fries', how is the outside world meant to view you? I mean we try, we really do, but freedom fries? Come on.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:00:04 EDT (#)
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Americans are just jealous.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:51:37 EDT (#)
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I think I need to interject a few things here.
France did not win WWI, they were on the winning side. Technicality? Maybe, because there were many nations besides France helping out. Even New Zealand was in on the action. France, on her own, was completely stalemated on the Western Front. While she didn't gain an inch in ground, she didn't let the Germans gain an inch either.
For those who don't know, because I speak of it often, I'm from Detroit. Originally called Ville d'Etroit. French and our French heritage are unavoidable around here. Even in the suburbs, I grew up on a side street L'Anse.
Personally, I don't honestly have anything against France. I don't think many Americans do either. Oh sure people rip on France hard, but can they honestly say they hate France? If so, I challenge to ask them why. When it comes down to it, I don't think many Americans can come up with an honest reason to not like the French outside of what they are fed by the media and late night comics. France, like Poland will forever be poked fun at for falling to the Germans in WWII. It's nothing nasty or serious, just making fun. I think all the liberating countries feel this way. The French are fun and easy to poke fun at, probably because they were such a force for such a long time before (hundreds of years), and England's main nemesis.
It's a fact of life whether your a person, a president, king or country, when you live so large and suddenly trip and fall, it will be rubbed in your face for life. Look at the US President Gerald Ford. He was the leader of the free world, and he had terrible coordination and balance. Hence forever people will poke fun at Ford for falling around.
Besides, what American male doesn't fantisize about making it with some hot French girl or the stereotype French maid or romantic Frechman if your a woman? Even if we don't love the French we'd all like to LOVE a French, even if it's only for one night.
Malone
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:02:32 EDT (#)
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Hitler was from Austria, what's your point? He led a French army, unless the midgit went around killing tens of thousands by himself it counts as French victory. Anyone could have led the armies to victories, many wouldn't have invaded Russia so would have done better.
And yep you're still brain damaged for the comment about the only war won was the revolution, that reminds me far too much of incredibly wrong Republican rhetoric. I mean even if you don't know any history before 1900, France won World War one.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:21:28 EDT (#)
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yeah, but I'm mentally retarded because i knew that AJ.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:13:28 EDT (#)
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Wasn't Napoleon from Corsica?
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:04:53 EDT (#)
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Are you serious Donitsu? Napoleon wasn't French? God why am I arguing with you, you must be brain damaged or something.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:54:17 EDT (#)
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France one World war One just for a start, how can you lecture me on world history when I didn't get anything factually wrong when you managed to ignore huge chunks of history. Crimean war ring bells? How about a little fella named Napoleon? Yeah he lost in the end but he defeated every European power before pulling a Hitler and losing his army to the Russian winter.
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Napoleon wasn't even french you tool.
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-06-15 18:17:04 EDT (#)
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Je pense que ton histoire est la plus drôle que j'ai lue aujourd'hui.
Translation: It is not nice to make fun the French
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-15 17:38:12 EDT (#)
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How original, dumb American you suck!
Submitted by davepayne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:46:44 EDT (#)
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First of all, we should all agree that jokes about the French, or any other nationality, are perfectly acceptable and appropriate, but that this particular joke is old and tiresome - which is the reason for its poor rating.
With regard to the triteness of the anti-French jokes, I have always felt that the French got an underserved bad reputation here. The French have to live with the very pragmatic decision they made in WWII to ostensibly (and partly) surrender, one that many French citizens are still ashamed of (like the Presidency of GDubs to every rational American). However, the rest of their military history is as fierce as any other nation. Certainly, Napoleon commanded the most dominant military empire in the last 500 years. Moreover, lest we forget, we can largely thank the French for our own revolutionary success, as we had virtually no Navy of our own to hold off the powerful British fleet. Many could not understand the decision of the French to concede the fight against "communism" in Indochina (and our sad little Sean Hannitys of the day called them surrender-monkeys at the time), that is until we fled Saigon ourselves in 1975. The notion that the French are constantly appeasing the evildoers of the world is an idiotic rightwing talking point, and nothing more, used to rile up the unsentimental sentiments of the same undereducated, Bush-loving rabble that the rest of America believes does not fairly reflect us in the eyes of the world.
Youarsoghey: way to include the Civil War in your list of our dominating military triumphs, that one goes in the Loss column also dumbass.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-15 15:41:18 EDT (#)
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wow. ANOTHER good post from Malone. Why do you keep trying? Isn't your average score like -1.99 by now?
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:53:19 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ.. I wouldn't even rate this, and let the France-bashers have their fun, but this is roughly a YEAR TOO LATE.
Did you just catch on to the whole 'freedom toast' and 'freedom fries' thing, too?
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-15 10:00:07 EDT (#)
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I was expecting something funny.
Instead you gave me onion-smelling shit that made me cry.
-2 up yours.
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-06-15 08:15:48 EDT (#)
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"Chute en arrière! Nous ne pouvons pas tenir cette position"
He said "Fall back, we can't hold this position"?
Oh well in that case, nice use of some random French, and by the grammar, I take it you got it off freetranslation.com
Submitted by Hugeos (user info) at 2004-06-15 07:35:59 EDT (#)
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Christ, that is so unfunny it is almost painful.
Submitted by hairsphincter2 (user info) at 2004-06-15 02:48:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:11:21 (#)
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"On it's own, americans didn't accomplish much over their tiny history"
Oh, fuck me that's lame. I am not American, but that statement was just the most stupid thing I have seen... in my life... ever.
And I have been to Oktoberfest.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-15 02:35:17 EDT (#)
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This has a positive rating dick.
They supplied the Nazi's at first too, though yes they did stop. They also lent money to both sides. Britian had to pay for a large amount of the aid being shipped, whether it made it or not. There's a big difference between aid and helping in the war.
Germany was being starved in WW1, they would have crumbled eventually, but yes thousands of lives were saved by America finally coming to the war. WW2 is much more arguable, however with Hitler failing to invade Britian and launching the invasion of Russia which led to his doom you could say it would have eventually happened. Once the tide turned in Russia it was game over, but again America ended it a lot faster. I admit fault on that point.
You are missing my main point though, that France has surrendered what? Once? To Nazi Germany, and they didn't surrender before the invasion, and there was a lot of resitence by the French while occupied. It's dumb for American's to act as if the French are 'surrender monkey's' when their own military record isn't exactly sparkling.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-15 02:27:53 EDT (#)
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i really like your stuff malone...most of the time
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-15 02:18:15 EDT (#)
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**C'mon, people, this was fucking funny.**
I thought it was too, especially the translations. Apparently, though, you can't make fun of any country except the U.S. and expect a positive rating. Whiny little post-camping bitches.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 02:03:03 EDT (#)
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C'mon, people, this was fucking funny.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-15 01:50:48 EDT (#)
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Nobb - "If America didn't brag about WW2 I wouldn't have a problem with them being late, but they have no right to brag for joining already won wars."
So unless you fucked up, this statement reads that WWII was already decided by 1941, when we joined. As far as WWI goes, neither France nor Germany were budging and unless the war saw fresh troops bulking up one side over the other, there may never have been an end in sight. American influence in 1917 with troops was just what the war needed. It was not won by any means already.
If you've got your history so straight then you'd also know that long before America sent troops into conflict for both World Wars, we were pumping you allies overseas with tons of equipment and supplies. America's first casualties fell to the U-Boats in the shipping lanes long before Pearl Harbor.
Malone
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:46:08 EDT (#)
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One more, there's a huge difference between a World War, and invading countries who don't do what America says.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:44:59 EDT (#)
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If America didn't brag about WW2 I wouldn't have a problem with them being late, but they have no right to brag for joining already won wars.
France didn't stand a chance in WW2, Germany only held out against the rest of the world for what? 6 years? There whole fresh war machine went against France who was ruled by retarded aristocrats, if you want to blame anything for their defeat, blame conservatives.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:42:54 EDT (#)
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Alright ladies, where should I start.
France one World war One just for a start, how can you lecture me on world history when I didn't get anything factually wrong when you managed to ignore huge chunks of history. Crimean war ring bells? How about a little fella named Napoleon? Yeah he lost in the end but he defeated every European power before pulling a Hitler and losing his army to the Russian winter.
Second yes i'd like a list, and don't even think of listing the allies in the Iraq invasion, most were only there because of American black mail, threatning the withdrawl of aid or offering increased aid. Just look at Spain for an example, they like to blame the terrorist attacks as the reason for Spain withdrawing its troops, but it was an incredibly unpopular act and pretty much cost the government the election anyway. America couldn't even win a popularity contest with Isreal, and that's saying something.
And was that meant to be some kind of retarded threat youaresoghey? Report me to what? Your retard patrol? Your mum? What is it now dear? Shit your pants again? No ma, someone's insulting America.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:26:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:33:31 (#)
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One more, at least France wasn't late to both wars, fucking pussys. America has no right to gloat since they did their best to avoid being involved in both wars, and fuck you guys have been attacking tiny countries ever since WW2, that's about as pussy as it gets. YANKEE SCUM!
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I missed this comment. In one hand he's criticizing us for coming late to a war we had nothing to do with at a time when our country still reeling from a Civil War and coming late to a war we had nothing to do with at a time when our country was in a severe economic depression.
Then on the other hand, he criticizes us for coming to other wars. Uh huh. Good argument, Poncho.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-14 22:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:33:31 (#)
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One more, at least France wasn't late to both wars, fucking pussys. America has no right to gloat since they did their best to avoid being involved in both wars, and fuck you guys have been attacking tiny countries ever since WW2, that's about as pussy as it gets. YANKEE SCUM!
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Oh you're right, they just fell in WW2 in what? 2 weeks?
Shut the fuck up you dumb twat.
The only war the French ever won was the French Civil War, which was a a war against themselves.
+2 because the post was hillarious.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-14 21:15:18 EDT (#)
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Old.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-06-14 20:09:50 EDT (#)
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Because the translator was on acid.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-06-14 19:57:38 EDT (#)
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Mahahahahahahah! Solid gold!
Submitted by danifestmestiny (user info) at 2004-06-14 19:55:38 EDT (#)
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clever but stupid
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:54:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:39:53 (#)
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Nobb, you're lucky I'm not reporting you.
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Wow...this is scary...in a pathetic way.
P.S. +2 Malone...I admit I spammed a bit too much. I was one of your "fan" so that kinda evens it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:52:34 EDT (#)
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Thanks again Random Joe, I can always count on one of you on my posts. It always seems like I'm the most hated writer on Ubersite, what gives? No matter how good my posts are (my opinion) or what the rating is there is people telling me to leave and die. Fuck all of you then. I have my fans, I have my audience, and they are the ones I write for.
Malone
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:42:27 EDT (#)
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"Only American's have this retarded thing against the French, where as 99% of the world think America is a steaming pile of dogshit, how about America get that as their new flag."
Right, only the Americans dislike the French. You sure know your world history, fuckwit. And 99% of the world hates America? Wow. Once again with the world history. Would you like me to produce a huge list of countries that still find America alright? You fucking people are so convinced that everyone loves you that you can't see the fact that not everyone in the world agrees with your point of view. Sweet fuck, you are a moron.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:39:53 EDT (#)
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Nobb, you're lucky I'm not reporting you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 17:36:57 EDT (#)
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-2 this fucking Malone prick into the ground
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:34:07 EDT (#)
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Sorry, got kind of carried away, and no i'm not French.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:33:31 EDT (#)
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One more, at least France wasn't late to both wars, fucking pussys. America has no right to gloat since they did their best to avoid being involved in both wars, and fuck you guys have been attacking tiny countries ever since WW2, that's about as pussy as it gets. YANKEE SCUM!
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:31:33 EDT (#)
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Here's another because you dumb fucks elected George Bush, how stupid can a country be?
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:30:52 EDT (#)
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Only American's have this retarded thing against the French, where as 99% of the world think America is a steaming pile of dogshit, how about America get that as their new flag.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 16:51:34 EDT (#)
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Oh are you still around Malone? Thought you crawled off and died. Shut the fuck up nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares. now go fuck off and die like we thought you did.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:40:51 EDT (#)
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BTW, Caulaincourt, you thin skinned baby. You exemplify what makes France so fucking weak. You -2 this post again, and I WILL have your ass. I don't know what all the fuss is about, the French in my post is an accurate translation of what is quoted in Englisch. Ja.
I was only poking fun but now I'm seriously going to flame France. Get ready.
You were talking about the Germans shooting the French in the back? That's impossible not to tod because the French are always running away from you. The French should design a gun to benefit their "Run Like Hell" troop formations on the front. Maybe a rifle which shoots over your shoulder using a mirror. That would give new meaning the the term "run and gun." France is a country that would be better off in the hands of the English or Germany. The French smell and the women don't shave. French wine is now second to California (AMERICAN) wine. The French have had something like a new constitution every other year since 1800. This is because they cannot function. The French are poodle fuckers. The poodle is the perfect representation of an animal from France, it's tiny, puny and annoying. A German shepherd would tear it to shreds.
Malone
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:40:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:22:20 EDT (#)
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I tried something new for this post. I would like to let everyone know that this is the first post for Ubersite that I've written over a period of 3 days. Personally I think the French is hystarical, THANKS GOOGLE LANGUAGES! Fucking awesome feature. I got tired of banging out posts in one shot. I enjoyed putting in the extra effort to get a post good and polished. I wish more people would do the same.
Currently I'm working on a post over the past night and today which is about French people and why they the French commonly wear black and white stripe shirts. What gives with that huh?! It's going to be fucking funny like this post. I haven't titled it yet.
Any suggestions?
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
http://www.luciferindustries.com
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you know that German fighter pilots would fly low and fire on column of refugees ?
Ain't this the best joke ever, stinky french women and children getting shot in the back...WHILE RETREATING AHAHHAHAHA
So if making of fun of the french defeat/near-massacre of WWII (which cost as much as casualties as it did for America in the whole war) is funny, I guess making fun of dead americans is funny too ?
Example:
"9/11.....yeah baby ! 3000 stupid NASCAR fans going down in flame ! I bet all that fat burnt for days hahahahgahgahahah"
Just like my joke with jumbo jets, It's just humor right ? I guess I'd get a lot of +2 out of that one. I get your logic know ghey.
P.S. I'm sorry if I speak french. I'll try to build a machine go back in time and make my parent move to america so I am worth more as human being.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:58:22 EDT (#)
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Right, I'm a fucking nut because I don't share your point of view. How typical of you and your wishes to fly airplanes into our "empty heads." Keep the dream alive, Osama.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:57:42 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt, you're a bigger cry baby than AJ. That takes commitment.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:56:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:23:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your French quotes barely make sense...except for a web shitty translator which is the total extent of your knowledge of foreign languages.
As for this post, I wasn't aware until now that you were a complete retard. Another patriotic lemming who falls into petty [insert culture despised by current american administration] bashing.
-2, piece of shit.
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Alright, I'll answer this reply. Clearly Malone was just trying to write a funny article. If you look past your tears, you can see the humor in it. Hell I love to laugh at comedy directed toward Americans. Half the American comics make fun of shit we do. However, you couldn't see the humor and took it as a direct insult to your linguistic heritage. Who cares if he didn't speak proper French? Not everyone speaks French. I can only speak German, English, and I have a working knowledge of French, Spanish, and Dutch. However, I probably couldn't string together a single sentence of those three languages on my own. Once again, you took the improper French as a direct insult.
As for calling Malone a "complete retard" who has no mind of his own and just hates who his government tells him to hate, is a whole issue in and of itself. You can't possibly believe that the only people who don't like the French are people with no brains. I certainly don't like the current administration and I still don't feel particularly fond of the French and their attitudes toward Americans who are not all a bunch of war-mongering NASCAR fans, as you would all love to believe (and according to that post of yours, you would also love for Americans to die...interesting point of view that is absolutely nothing like that which you are protesting). Also, in the end I could say the same bullshit about you. You hate America because the current administration in your country tells you to and you are just a pathetic lackey who listens to everything they say. Tell me if that's true.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was a new poster, I was pissed off and I think you would've been too if someone did similar shit into your home cultural capital.
"peaceful French bullshit"...again, what does this have to do with anything ?
Still didn't explain why you lashed out at me like a fuckin' lunatic.
I'm done here. This argument suck and you hate me for the language I speak so why the fuck should I care. Seriously man, I thought you were all right but you're a fuckin' nut.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I -2 to your post because I wanted to get the message through that you have obvious issues with me being french-canadian. French is my first language, that's it. What the fuck is your problem ?
And my review on this post isn't about fuckin' America you dumb bitch. It's about Malone writing bullshit.
Man, you need your pills.
Still haven't unanswered: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35711#592774 by the way.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:45:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/25546
Explain that one, shit head. "May it rain jumbo jets down on your heads." Right, that tells me a few things about your exceptional personality and peaceful French bullshit.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:40:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:18:06 (#)
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He was refferring to me Daggotht.
That guy is a retard. I never mentionned being French (except for the language I speak) but yet that guy tells me I look french, then he mentions that I think of myself as French.
I think he's bitter about something, I don't know.
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Tell me you didn't -2 me because I hurt your precious French feelings on this post. If you do, you're a liar. That's the simple truth. The only thing I am bitter about is how you pathetic foreigners love to bash the U.S. but can't think of a single thing wrong with your own countries. You're all so high and mighty that the U.S. is full of evil morons with ideas that are *gasp* different than yours. Perhaps you would like to tell us how to run the country. Go on, Quebec. Tell us how to do a better job of unifying with a larger purpose than our own. God knows you geniuses know all about that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:23:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your French quotes barely make sense...except for a web shitty translator which is the total extent of your knowledge of foreign languages.
As for this post, I wasn't aware until now that you were a complete retard. Another patriotic lemming who falls into petty [insert culture despised by current american administration] bashing.
-2, piece of shit.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Caulaincourt. You're not French. I know you Quebecians, in your strange, screwed up little heads want to be French, but you're not and they don't want you. Simple fact of life.
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Since you don't seem to be a genius, reread this and tell what the fuck the me being french or not (which I never mentionned) has to do with anything ? Give me ONE fact in my reply that deserves that rude reply you made in reaction to it ?
You just felt pissed off because you thought I attacked your country which you so dearly loved.
Seek help buddy. I didn't do shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't spam your post, I rated your post ONCE accordingly to your cultural idendity which is american. As your pathetic assumptions said, I hate americans...apparently.
Next time you see a post on american bashing, just watch my rating instead of speculating. It's usally not higher than -1. Unlike you, I don't have double standards.
If you have issues with the french, quebecers, canadians or anybody, it's not my fuckin' problem.
You're the one who lashed out at me for -2ing this piece of shit.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:11:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
that youarsoghey guy is one fuckin' retard.
First, I'm not french.
Second, America only won wars when it picked the winning side (see WWI and WWII) after getting out of isolationism.
On it's own, americans didn't accomplish much over their tiny history.
And americans wonder why the whole fuckin' planet call them uneducated, stupid and retarded.
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Wars we won and did not pick the winning side off the bat:
The American Revolution
The War of 1812
The America Civil War
The Spanish-American War
World War I
World War II
Iraq I
Iraq II
The fact that you mentioned WWI and WWII as if Europe had the whole thing wrapped up before America joined is a blatant and moronic lie. In WWI, France was nearly completely conquered by the Germans before the Americans showed up and sacrificed thousands of lives to liberate that country. WWII, the Americans were attacked by the Japanese and came to the aide of the Europeans, who had already surrendered their entire continent. In the meanwhile, the British were getting severely bombed out by the Luftwaffe even though they had won the Battle of Britain.
Also you've got to be kidding when you call Americans uneducated. Some of the smartest people in the world come from America. You can't deny that a ridiculously large amount of things you use daily were invented in America and developed by American companies or our government. It also goes to show how moronic and generalizing you are to say that Americans are uneducated and stupid.
Also like I said to Caulaincourt, you need to go back and -2 every single one of my posts in order for me to understand your points. Otherwise I won't get it and I'll still be a stupid American.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you two must be the two morons who spam my posts with -2s after I hurt your feelings. Do you two need a tissue to wipe away your tears?
Me? I'm laughing at how personally you morons take it.
Caulaincourt's rating scale:
Bashes America: +2
Bashes America unsuccessfully: +1
Neutral: 0
Bashes anything else: -1
Bashes the French: -2
You sure are a tough cookie to figure out. By the way, I really, really want you to keep giving me -2s on my post and this one, I really do. I promise nothing bad will happen to your accounts.
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that youarsoghey guy is one fuckin' retard.
First, I'm not french.
Second, America only won wars when it picked the winning side (see WWI and WWII) after getting out of isolationism.
On it's own, americans didn't accomplish much over their tiny history.
And americans wonder why the whole fuckin' planet call them uneducated, stupid and retarded.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Caulaincourt. You're not French. I know you Quebecians, in your strange, screwed up little heads want to be French, but you're not and they don't want you. Simple fact of life.
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No shit ! Hey, thx for the info buddy !
Look you_are_indeed_getting_very_gay, this is not about being french or not.
This is about a retard bashing a whole fuckin' culture he probably doesn't know shit about just because he knows that equally retard people will laugh at his retard joke. Like you just did for instance.
Because if you had read my first comment correctly you would've notice: "Another patriotic lemming who falls into petty [insert culture despised by current american administration] bashing."
This concerns anybody, the french, muslims,...any group of people that has been demonized by your oh-so-great government for people like to point their fingers abroad instead of looking at home.
I bet you blame the french when you cry yourself at night thinking about the american casualties in Iraq.
Submitted by floridastate311 (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wonder how many retards actually believed this story?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Caulaincourt. You're not French. I know you Quebecians, in your strange, screwed up little heads want to be French, but you're not and they don't want you. Simple fact of life.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**Making fun of the French never gets old. Much like Goth kids in high school, they bring 95% of it on themselves.
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.**
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:44:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, now that other people are giving this a -2, I feel more confortable doing so as well.
Weeeeeeeeee!
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Does anyone else realize how pathetic this reads? What a tool.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:43:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
And america retreated in somalia, how powerful !
Let's bash them for the next two centuries shall we ?
Oh no wait, america is the best country in the world. Can't do that.
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Right, right. It is ONE military defeat we're all badgering you about. It's funny that the French bash America every chance they get then can't STAND getting touched themselves. Much less of the world likes you arrogant assholes than you think. Good job, Malone.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Retraite! Les Allemands viennent!"
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retreat, the germans are coming!
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
**Making fun of France is getting old...**
Making fun of the French never gets old. Much like Goth kids in high school, they bring 95% of it on themselves.
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And america retreated in somalia, how powerful !
Let's bash them for the next two centuries shall we ?
Oh no wait, america is the best country in the world. Can't do that.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:23:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your French quotes barely make sense...except for a web shitty translator which is the total extent of your knowledge of foreign languages.
As for this post, I wasn't aware until now that you were a complete retard. Another patriotic lemming who falls into petty [insert culture despised by current american administration] bashing.
-2, piece of shit.
Its funny how everyone assumes this French bashing thing is only because of their pussified stance towards the war in Iraq. Instead its merely brought the issue into the open. People disliked and made fun of the French before all this happened(look at the Simpsons Halloween episode where Springfield gets nuked). Now yet another thing is being blamed on the current administration - namely, the French couldn't win a war against Lichtenstein, and we're 'evil' for making fun of them for it.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, now that other people are giving this a -2, I feel more confortable doing so as well.
Weeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
La stupidité se cultive.
Malone en est fermier.
Submitted by ricolarno (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid, old, predictable, french bits totally wrong, one of the worst posts ever seen here.
awful, even if england lost in the most horrible manner ever.
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your French quotes barely make sense...except for a web shitty translator which is the total extent of your knowledge of foreign languages.
As for this post, I wasn't aware until now that you were a complete retard. Another patriotic lemming who falls into petty [insert culture despised by current american administration] bashing.
-2, piece of shit.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The quotes weren't that special. And if teh ending is entirely obvious, change it, I mean damn. Play on teh fact that everyone knows what the end will be. I'd forgive you for this article if not for the fatc I know you can do a whole lot better.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If it wasnt for the French, us bastards would be speaking English. Um, i mean, speaking that weird english that english people speak.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to have your head up your ass to not KNOW what the punchline to this is obviously going to be. It's the journey to get there that I tried to make new and enjoyable. I'm glad whoever below here liked the French quotes, you're the people I write for.
Malone
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Que, which translates, I should have seen it coming but I read the whole thing anyway.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave into peer pressure. =(
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me after seeing this title- "I bet this another 'Frenchies change their flag to entirely white.' joke."
*clicks*
*reads*
Me after reading this post- "Yeah."
If anyone but Malone and a few other members posted this it would be -2'd to death.
Try harder next time.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1087212960672914875
Bloody French.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate France and Zinedine Zidane. Fucking pricks.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Making fun of France is getting old...
Submitted by Nancy <nancyone01.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-14 05:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever. Funny. The French bits are a riot. if theres such a thing as Easter eggs in writing, that was it.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't see that one coming!
Submitted by Orla (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Retraite! Les Allemands viennent!"
"Chute en arrière! Nous ne pouvons pas tenir cette position!"
"Tournez autour et courez loin!"
Hell yes.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything old is new again!
Say, has that old phrase ever been turned into a song? Well if not it should be, then everything old would be new again!
But seriously, perhaps my posts are too dry for some of you, might I suggest a strong fucking off and try again later.
Malone
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 05:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good one. The "France/surrender flag" joke has been around for what, 60 odd years now? How original, you shiteater.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"thumping England in the football"
Dude, even the most violently anti-english Scotsman has to admit that England were ever so slightly unlucky.
That said, I picked them to lose 3-1. Not only did Enland not win, I didn't even pick up a consolation sweepstake victory.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the french and fuck the scottish and fuck everyone who wants england to lose.
england always want the scots/welsh/irish to win and it is continually thrown back in our faces.
so i tell you what, fuck off. the lot of you. do one.
you want independance? you've got it. so long.
oh, and thanks for all the oil.
wankers.
(nowt personal)
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
France have gone up in my estimation after thumping England in the football, but it's always fun to rip the piss out of them.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats old new dude, they have been waving that flag around since WWII at least.
+2 for making fun of the french though.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-14 03:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bang up job.