RE: Uberboard (888 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-14 04:35:08 EDT
WHAT THE FUCK?
To tell the truth I would have rather seen pop-up ads. At least then I wouldn't be bothered because they would be blocked. All this for a measly fucking dollar? First it is a banner up the top, then it will be a column above the most recently viewed giving links to products that claim to "garunneeeteee large phalus muscle incremental 1003% your grilfrend wont leav you" or "Get your medical degree online in just 2 days!!!!!" Right now I have the message on my screen: "NAKED PICTURES OF MY 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER." Yeah, real fucking nice. The post may have been funny, but I don't like it following me around on every post I read.
Seriously, this is the worst and scabbiest way to get money. It is fucking annoying and it won't generate profit.
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Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-02 16:42:59 EDT (#)
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What has ubersite come to?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:07:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:53:29 EDT (#)
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Hey Kaelic, you're going to die alone. Ha! - God
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Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:51:35 EDT (#)
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Perverted? I resemble that remark. http://www.ubersite.com/m/34591
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:51:14 EDT (#)
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Did you know that the Pope Invented BumSex??? -proof http://www.ubersite.com/m/34002
The soap is in poly's ass...or so I've been told. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30521
If squattail is banned from Ubersite does anybody give a shit?
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The Greatest Story Ever Told -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/22566
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Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:04:00 EDT (#)
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hahahah this message just came up on the uberboard:
"Hey I fond thsi ralley awesum site rofl! http://www.maddox.xmission.com lol its grate!"
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-15 10:16:34 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is up with these target words on posts? Now THIS is awful. I thought I had some sort of adware at first but didn't see any unrecognized programs. I went to their site and it said it's something set up by the webmaster.
insurance hotel pill etc.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:12:09 EDT (#)
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Give Bart a simple suggestion on that thing, and he won't listened to your hard-earned words.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:42:27 EDT (#)
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what a bunch of whiners, it takes up like a quarter inch of space.
how intrusive is that? i mean maybe if something was taking up
a quarter inch of your asshole i could see that as being "intrusive".
but that? get over it.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:23:30 EDT (#)
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Whatever. I'd gladly give a dollar to support this site, (and have) and would do so without getting to post a message or hitwhore, etc. I think it's cool that instead of just asking for donations at least he's offering something in return.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:19:06 EDT (#)
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boohoo, deal with it...or better yet, leave the site.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:57:40 EDT (#)
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Someone pay Bart a dollar and link to one of my posts on Uberboard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:31:55 EDT (#)
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I just paid a dollar, now Bart better ban Asslee!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:26:46 EDT (#)
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F U
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:08:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:50:49 EDT (#)
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My own spam is following me around. That can't be good.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:32:25 EDT (#)
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I'd pay a dollar if bart banned squattail.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:14:11 EDT (#)
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Yeah, it's better than pop-ups. It's up to Bart, really, but it would be nicer if all those dollars went to something cool that everyone would enjoy, like - I don't know, something.
If anybody's feeling generous, do me a favour and link http://www.scoredatwork.tk on it. I don't have Paypal.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:00:50 EDT (#)
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Kick ass! Way to go Bart! About time you accepted some credit for your invention and attempted to realize some gain from it. I've seen five messages so far (or so). If that continues to be the case, you could sponsor at least five children from underdeveloped countries. Sally Struthers thanks you in advance for your generous gift.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:55:18 EDT (#)
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I like it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:48:53 EDT (#)
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It's actually quite subtle, I think.
Instead of pissing and moaning about it, spend a dollar and have some fun with it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:44:30 EDT (#)
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I didn't even notice it until I read this post...
It's not annoying because it's so intrusive or whatever, it's annoying because...
Well, because I don't give a shit of Sideburns makes Wiki tingle.
Now it's distracting me.
Thanks.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-14 06:13:37 EDT (#)
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I think that if enough people use it, it'd be quite interesting- but it is quite intrusive. Still, it beats pop-ups any day.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:14:00 EDT (#)
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i took a screenshot for the memories *sniff*
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:10:29 EDT (#)
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I already have a post on most heated
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:08:42 EDT (#)
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advanced congrats on getting this post on most heated, you whore. It most definitely will be by the afternoon.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:06:49 EDT (#)
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How do I upload a picture to your page? Also, I would pay $1 to post goatse (hello.jpg) on the top right hand corner of ubersite, if there was the option.
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:03:20 EDT (#)
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Uberboard is crap.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:02:48 EDT (#)
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And I bet you Bart adds a load of entries himself to get it going.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-14 05:01:11 EDT (#)
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Everything that the Uberboard is trying to accomplish, can be done for free at Lucifer Industries. The first reason I came to Ubersite was because it paralleled what I'm doing at LuciferIndustries.com. Where my site is a web portal which displays user input quotes and assorted madness, Ubersite is a web page which displays user input literature.
Similar to Bart, I started LI.com in its web portal format as an experiment in user defined media also. Seperatly and wholly unrelated to my site, Bart has expanded the user defined website concept. This is why I will not elaborate upon the design of Lucifer Industries, it will remain a simple and straight forward alternative to Google. If fellow webmaster Bart would add a Google search function and some rotating fucked up pictures, then Ubersite will truely be the trump site to have as a homepage.
Until then, Lucifer Industries will continue to get closer to TOTAL GLOBAL CONTROL.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
http://www.luciferindustries.com
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:48:51 EDT (#)
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Meh, I've seen hotter 8 year olds.
You want porn?
Cos I can get you porn.
Just put the two halves of the ring together and shout "Shazzam!"
You'll be drowning in 8-year olds. You sick little turkey...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:47:36 EDT (#)
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I would ask for a refund
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:45:13 EDT (#)
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Eh, it was fun while it lasted.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:43:27 EDT (#)
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Ha. Check it out. Method your message is gone, replaced with random quotes from Ghandi and shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:40:40 EDT (#)
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one dollar is a small price to pay to tell the world "Bart Cilfone ate the shit out of my ass with a spoon and LOVED IT!"
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:39:37 EDT (#)
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Not even. You payed a whole dollar for THAT?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:39:27 EDT (#)
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squattie, watch out or there'll be a message for you on there soon
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 04:38:22 EDT (#)
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