Zinedine Zidane? (18542 hits)
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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-06-14 07:36:00 EDT
You can fuck right off.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-10 22:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-21 22:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favorite Ubersite post ever.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-19 06:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away.
Submitted by ubersucks (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although I'm English, I fucking hate the hype that was going around, and I think they were asking for it by saying they were definetely going to win.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We'd shit on them if we played them again. They weren't better at all. Just we forgot the game was still on after 90 minutes. Poor substitutions also.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:26:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35752
England just ran out of juice. France were the better team on the day.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heskey maybe a camel, but the second goal was clearly down to David "Dogshit" James and Steven "Give us yer wallet!" Gerrard.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
100% Heskey's fault. What the fuck was Sven doing?
That's all I have to say on the matter.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:47:33 (#)
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I blame Heskey for being a useless donkey. And Gerrard for being a twat. And David James for being a waste of space. And Beckham for consistantly missing penalties.
Unless we qualify, then there all heroes and I never doubted them for a minute.
Except Heskey.
YAY! I agree! Heskey is poo.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-14 09:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fabian Barthez's face. I hate it.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
non non
not monsieur prickle
in fact, i was in a bistro in paris when the frogs went down to senegal in last the world cup, and i was as happy as can be!
i wish i could have been in a pub in the mother cuntry when this happened. the pleassure would have been at least equal, possisbly greater.
FUCK ENGLAND
FUCK FRANCE
VIVA SENEGAL!!!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Frenchman went to the lavat'ry,
To have him a jolly good shit,
He took his coat and his trousers off,
So that he could revel in it.
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,
"Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, J'at fait manure.
Ou est le papier?"
(To the tune of Le Marsellaise).
Fuck the French & Monsieur Prickle.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivщ !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'щtendard sanglant est levщ !
L'щtendard sanglant est levщ !
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces fщroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras
Egorger nos fils et nos compagnes !
CHORUS:
Aux armes, citoyens !
Formez vos bataillons !
Marchons ! marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !
2. Que veut cette horde d'esclaves,
De traюtres, de rois conjurщs ?
Pour qui ces ignobles entraves,
Ces fers dшs longtemps prщparщs ?
Ces fers dшs longtemps prщparщs ?
Franчais, pour nous, ah! quel outrage !
Quels transports il doit exciter !
C'est nous qu'on ose mщditer
De rendre р l'antique esclavage !
3. Quoi ! ces cohortes щtrangшres
Feraient la loi dans nos foyers !
Quoi ! ces phalanges mercenaires
Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers !
Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers !
Grand Dieu ! par des mains enchaюnщes
Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient !
De vils despotes deviendraient
Les maюtres de nos destinщes !
4. Tremblez, tyrans et vous perfides,
L'opprobre de tous les partis,
Tremblez ! vos projets parricides
Vont enfin recevoir leurs prix !
Vont enfin recevoir leurs prix !
Tout est soldat pour vous combattre,
S'ils tombent, nos jeunes hщros,
La terre en produit de nouveaux,
Contre vous tout prъts р se battre !
5. Franчais, en guerriers magnanimes,
Portez ou retenez vos coups !
Epargnez ces tristes victimes,
A regret s'armant contre nous.
A regret s'armant contre nous.
Mais ces despotes sanguinaires,
Mais ces complices de Bouillщ,
Tous ces tigres qui, sans pitiщ,
Dщchirent le sein de leur mшre !
6. Amour sacrщ de la Patrie,
Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs !
Libertщ, Libertщ chщrie,
Combats avec tes dщfenseurs !
Combats avec tes dщfenseurs !
Sous nos drapeaux, que la victoire
Accoure р tes mтles accents !
Que tes ennemis expirants
Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire !
7. Nous entrerons dans la carriшre
Quand nos aюnщs n'y seront plus;
Nous y trouverons leur poussiшre
Et la trace de leurs vertus.
Et la trace de leurs vertus.
Bien moins jaloux de leur survivre
Que de partager leur cercueil,
Nous aurons le sublime orgueil
De les venger ou de les suivre !
FUCK THE ENGLISH!!!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha, could barely finish my absinthe.
pussy :p that shits good
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was like being punched in the stomach last night.
felt sick
could barely finish my absinthe
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-06-14 08:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
scoring in the 91st and 93rd minute?
Thats gotta be lucky, we should have won.
And yes Im back, but just for the day, not that anyone cares.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+motherfucking two
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And Beckham for consistantly missing penalties.
**how many has he missed? one or two in how many years. Give the guy credit IT was a great save
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I blame Heskey for being a useless donkey. And Gerrard for being a twat. And David James for being a waste of space. And Beckham for consistantly missing penalties.
Unless we qualify, then there all heroes and I never doubted them for a minute.
Except Heskey.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Great save of Beckahms penalty. Took it right out of them. Am sure that you will still make it through though.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was a fair game, they lost it themselves- no1 to blame.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Words cannot do justice to how fucking disappointed I was last night. booooooo
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1-0 up until 90+ minutes. They can stick their frogs legs up their arse - sideways.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-14 07:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i take it england got beat by france