Dissecting The Beauty Of The Female Form (13252 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-14 10:22:07 EDT
Too often I hear women utter this kind of complaint: "All I ever hear from guys is 'You're cute.'" http://www.ubersite.com/m/35511 is a perfect example.
Here's a clue ladies: It's because... you're cute!
The simple truth of the matter is that there are a lot of different looks out there, and girls generally fall into one of three broad categories.... hot, beautiful, and cute. There is also "unconventional" which I use as a catch-all for girls who don't seem to fit any of these.
Not that there's anything wrong with cute. In fact, I like cute girls the best. When I look at the girls I've dated over the years, they almost all fall into the cute category. My wife is a cutie.
ONE TYPE OF GIRL IS NOT BETTER THAN ANY OTHER. It comes down to the personal preference of the guy who is involved.
I am going to go into details of what makes up each of the categories, and talk about how the categories overlap, and then I will finish it up with a pictoral representation of various movie stars and where they fall.
Cute:
Cute girls are natural beauties. They generally have more rounded features, and tend to be rather short... you don't find many cute girls taller than 5'4" They generally have an aura of innocence around them, which means that they are usually the kinkiest in bed. Cute girls are my personal favorite.
Beautiful:
Beautiful girls are pure beauties in the convential sense. They generally well defined facial features like high cheekbones, and they tend to be rather tall. Beautiful girls are the least interesting to me... I'll look at your picture and say "Yes, you are beautiful" but you really do nothing for me outside of that sort of clinical interest.
Hot:
Hot girls are most often exotic beauties. They generally have rare looks (in the sense that you don't see those kinds of looks walking around very much). You can often smell the pheromones right through a photograph. A lot of times hot girls are the product of a lot of makeup and camera work.
Unconventional:
These girls don't seem to fall into any particular cateogy. They often have one or two really weird and traditionally undesirable facial features, but somehow manage to be complete babes anyway. A perfect example would be Christina Ricci, whose forehead is big enough to stamp sheet metal flat and who has eyes that look like they are about to bug out of her head they are so damn big, yet she remains one of the most doable actresses around.
Now, with that said, it's important to understand that you rarely find a girl who is the PERFECT example of any category. Most girls have some degree of everything, but they lean one way or another in the final analysis. A good example of this is my wife, who has a very cute face and a bangin' hot body. She would be a "hot" girl, but she's too damn cute to be "hot".
Some girls really ride the line between two categories, making them hard to categorize.
Another interesting thing girls sometimes seem to switch categories, sometimes for a brief time, sometimes permanently. An example of this would be Charlize Theron, who is generally beautiful, but in 2 Days In The Valley she was hot. Growing up, Kirsten Dunst looked like she was going to be beautiful, but she ended up cute.
Then, the final type of woman seems to be the ones who can just decide on a whim what they want to be that day. Madonna is a great example of that, I believe she may actually be an alien. Halle Berry is another example.
Before I get to my pictoral example, I am curious to know if other people feel the same way about categorizing women's beauty... I guess that these words can be interpreted a lot of different ways, but that's what the words have always meant to me.
For refrence, I believe that every woman I either pictured or listed is a very attractive woman. If I was not happily married, I'd have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-26 19:41:41 EDT (#)
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Sorry, but Natalie Portman is THE definition of cute...NOT beautiful.
Good read, and I agree with your premise.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-07-15 16:58:39 EDT (#)
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I heard something the other day that I found interesting and reminded me of this (in broken english/portugese accent)
"Q, the girl you should want to marry should not be the girl everyone else wants to fuck".
Profound.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-07-07 04:31:20 EDT (#)
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I agree with you in writing, but the pics not so much. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is unconventional but attractive. Cuties are the best, I have a cute girlfriend.
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by TheoryEyed <Recently_Updated.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 03:21:58 EDT (#)
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Renee Z is fucking ugly...
but that's just me...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-06-17 20:51:43 EDT (#)
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Loren looks like she could be one of the super-sexy vampires from underworld, or a goddess casting thunderbolts from the sky, very striking.
I love Christina Ricci, I would marry her if it were legal in my state.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-06-17 20:40:39 EDT (#)
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oh my god! Urbane Mischief IS hot!
wow... I need to meet her...
damn!
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:11:40 EDT (#)
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Loren1 scares me in a way only teddy bears and circus clowns do
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-06-16 19:02:15 EDT (#)
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I've always categorized womens looks the same way. But I think that you've dated more cute chicks than others because they are more common/easiest to be attractive.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-16 18:47:39 EDT (#)
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You complete me Razor.
This post made my day...
For the record I prefer the "cute" variety myself.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:02:40 EDT (#)
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Charlize Theron up in the house
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:58:36 EDT (#)
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Good work, but how on EARTH could you have forgotten Keira Knightly? Hottest chick on earth.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:00:28 EDT (#)
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joan baez, mmmmm. I have a woodstock record with a picture of her in it, she was so beautiful then. I imagine she is now still.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:35:48 EDT (#)
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Slapshot, it's easy to get pictures of modern actresses from one source. Older pictures are harder to find.
I could have included people like Marlene Dietrich and Ginger Rogers, but it would have been more work.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:52:09 EDT (#)
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I agree with most of these selections...but your age hinders you..Grace Kelly?......Charlies Angels?....Morgan Fairchild........Sela Ward?.......Dana Delany?......Audrey and Katherine Hepburn? .....even a younger Shirley Jones from the "Partridge Family' was a fucking stunner.......Lana Turner?.......I dunno........classic beauty never dies.........sidenote............I'd suck the ever living Taco Bell-enchilada Mudd from Liz Hurleys and Charlize Theron's pink bagel-o-love............just a thought
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:27:05 EDT (#)
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I like that you said this, Razor. It was a good thing to say.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:11:02 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry Loren, that was a bit mean.
Sometimes at night, I microwave some salsa and spread it into my asscrack so it gives me the impression that there's a male presence pressing against my butt when I'm asleep.
Maybe that's why I saw a man in you.
(ref: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35638#594905)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 15:42:03 EDT (#)
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In all honesty - when I stare at Loren's picture, it gets tougher and tougher to convince myself that she's a woman.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-15 15:18:01 EDT (#)
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Loren, that wasn't me saying that, that was some random joe shitbag.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:26:29 EDT (#)
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Method -
" any other artists out there that can back me up here?"
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Can't back you up.
I believe that it's her.
I look completely different face-on compared to my profile, and sometimes I don't even recognize myself in photos.
The thing with the photo in question is that she has her makeup on perfectly, and her face is really flashed out so you can't see any imperfections. It's sorta an "artsy" photo.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-15 10:55:35 EDT (#)
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I think your sister is very pretty.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-15 09:56:35 EDT (#)
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A categorization on females that WORKS. Impressive.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-15 09:52:41 EDT (#)
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You guys are right... Elizabeth Hurley might well be the best looking woman on earth.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-06-15 05:45:51 EDT (#)
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cool - I've been referred to as cute more often than anything else (complimentary anyways..)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-15 05:41:04 EDT (#)
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mmmm... Christina Ricci...
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/42610.jpg
http://aldo061.free.fr/christina%20ricci/christina_ricci3_jpg.jpg
http://draconis.weyr.org/~mystic_ether/crpics/cr-22.jpg
http://draconis.weyr.org/~mystic_ether/crpics/cr-9.jpg
http://outsource-www.zork.nu/gallery/christina_ricci/gallery06/christina-ricci.jpg
http://aldo061.free.fr/christina%20ricci/christina_ricci1_jpg.jpg
fake- http://diggastyle.net/images/3-21-03/pages/christina_ricci_4.htm
real- http://www.mnworld.com/mww/wallpapers/1024x768/cricci1_1024x768.jpg
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-06-15 05:32:55 EDT (#)
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I always thought of rough categories like that. It's funny how all the words refer to physical beauty, but contextual use over time gives them more subtle meanings. If I didn't speak English as my first language, I'd not understand.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-15 04:43:03 EDT (#)
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I think kaelic is on to something, putting your missus in with beyonce, master stroke. Beyonce really should be in the hot category or not at all depending on your tastes, big ass, big thighs, hot or not.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-15 04:38:38 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm with Bart. why isn't Liz Hurley up there? she's probably my favorite, now that he mentioned it.
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-06-15 04:15:16 EDT (#)
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who cares what they look like as long as the bits are all in the right place.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-15 04:01:40 EDT (#)
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I think any word a guy uses to describe a woman is a good thing unless the word is one of the following:
* fat
* nice
* psycho
* pigaroo
Anything else means game on.
Oh, and "HELLO??", where is Elizabeth Hurley - the most beautiful woman on earth?
http://www.gotterdammerung.org/human-beauty/elizabeth-hurley.jpg
Also, I'd switch Jennifer Aniston and Heather Graham. Jennifer Aniston is hot. Heather Graham is attractive but in a goofy looking kind of way.
http://home.tiscali.be/yuc-csmits/aniston.jpg
http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos27/heather-graham-2.jpg
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-15 00:19:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:47:51 (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt41 (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:35:48 (#)
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Halle Berry is her own category.
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A-FUCKING-MEN to that! She is the most attractive human being ever.
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I had a mind to give this a -2 just for that response, but i guess some people like the dark meat.
I'd have to say i go for Beautiful personally, and I think these categories are pretty much right on. The few cute girls i've gone out with have been very nice and cool to be with and have usually resulted in dates after the initial one, the few hot girls i've dated have been total bitches and very rarely have i gone on to a second date.
Beautiful girls are the way to go for me, but i'm picky when it comes to them, they gotta be funny and intellectual (which is damned rare).
Yeah, Kristen is hot.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 23:26:37 EDT (#)
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YIDELE = FUCKTARD
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-06-14 22:02:58 EDT (#)
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I agree.
For me a hott chick looks kinda like a porn star. Super smoking body, and wild as hell in the bedroom.
Beautiful girls are the ones that dont look like a porn star, but make your mouth drop to the floor when lookin at em.
Cute girls are the most attractive and normal of the bunch. Theyre the ones that are very good looking on the outside and extremely beautiful on the inside. These are the ones you can tell that they have a personality at first meeting.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-14 21:16:23 EDT (#)
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Normally, I wouldn't comment on the sheer stupidity that comes out of people's mouths, such as the random joe comments below, but this struck a nerve.
Your obsession with Urbane is unnerving, at best. Quite honestly, her pictures do her beauty no justice. She does not need to prove it to you, or anyone else.
I know, I know, I'm just another desperate loser on a website sweating Urbane because she's gorgeous, and kissing her ass might, just might, give me chance in hell of getting with her.
Ofcourse.
That's what you're going to say. Don't bother. You're predictable and unbelievably pathetic.
It's sad that you have to take pot shots at someone that you don't know, out of sheer jealousy.
On her worst day, she is infinitely more beautiful than anyone you will ever manage to fuck, on their best day.
Stop being a pussy and log on. No one will respect your opinion unless you have the fucking balls to back it up.
Good post, Razor.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 13:39:02 (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:19:36 (#)
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for the assholes of uber
i have a fucking webcam. I can prove this is me. The thing is? You're mostly assholes The first pic was me when i was 17
think what you want
Iddq... sweet guy, but sorry
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i dont care if you were 17 unless you have had major surgery, a rinoplasty had your eyes opened hair transplant not because of the color but for a new hairline had your cheekbone and chin bone chiseled, etcetera that just is not you. it is not that it is changed by age it is that it is a completely different face. i swear i have been trained to pick up these nuances no one else would notice. any other artists out there that can back me up here?
you can play on your webcamera all day if you want but unless you link it to someone we all pick at random i wont believe you. even then if this is you as you claim i am telling you that you have had major surgery because a few years will not make the differences that are marked in these pictures. you can thikn i am a asshole for pointing this out i dont really care.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-06-14 20:44:39 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Mallrats reference
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-14 19:00:25 EDT (#)
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"If I was not happily married, I'd have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! the only quote that ive heard that is better than that is, "I wanted to make love to her in the worst way possible- standing up in a hammock."
seriously though- beyonce, cute? nahhhh. all of the others were pretty much dead on, though.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:47:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt41 (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:35:48 (#)
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Halle Berry is her own category.
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A-FUCKING-MEN to that! She is the most attractive human being ever.
Submitted by Dufflady (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:40:22 EDT (#)
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Ahh, poor Random Joe, pissed because even with surgery he/she couldn't produce results as beautiful as Urbane in a simple picture.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:37:54 EDT (#)
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oops! you've been tarred with the unconventional brush, Loren. It don't wash off.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:35:48 EDT (#)
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I agree with everything, except the assessment of Halle Berry. She isn't just someone that can jump to whatever category she wants. Halle Berry is her own category.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:32:16 EDT (#)
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"Loren is fucking hot. She looks like she is royalty"
Amen Percy! You have excellent taste, coinciding, as it does, with mine.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:18:26 EDT (#)
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i can't believe i missed this. this is great.
and yes, that is UrbaneMischief, and she can prove it, and i'm backing that up.
Submitted by luke1512 (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:14:07 EDT (#)
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You are amazingly right,i couldnt have put it any better,legend.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:02:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:37:32 (#)
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Royalty?
Loren doesn't look inbred.
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I mean that she looks as smart and powerful as she does beautiful. Like she was cast by the hands of God himself and put on Earth with a purpose.
Whatever... fuck, like I have to explain my hard-on for Loren to you.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:57:39 EDT (#)
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Well I can attest that Urbane's pic is her, So now you can all fuck off and eat my shit.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:37:32 EDT (#)
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Royalty?
Loren doesn't look inbred.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:27:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:48:45 (#)
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Yeah, nice save with that whole, "I like cute girls", then grouping Beyonce with Firefly. That was really smooth. You're such a shiester.
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Kaelic, Cynical Internet Psychologist strikes again!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:47:05 EDT (#)
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I think it's hilarious that you put Loren on there. I think we ALL got that joke right when we saw the picture.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:08:32 (#)
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Natalie Portman is in her 20s... probably like 22 or 23.
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Natalie Portman turned 22 on June 9th. I know because my b-day is on the same day, and she's exactly 2 years older than me.
...and because I stalk her.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:47:11 EDT (#)
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+2 because there's something about Natalie Portman that makes me yearn for her in a totally non-sexual way. Like, I would love to just lie in bed next to her and stare at her. Whereas with, lets say Carmen Electra, I would fuck her body out of her skin and then shoot it all over her.
Portman is classic beauty. She fits into all of these categories.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:32:40 EDT (#)
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a) Random Joe, stop being a pussy and just log on. sheesh. if your going to make such an accusation, dont be a little scared shit about it.
b) beyonce is hot/sexy. no way in hell shes just "cute"
c) OLAS is cute.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:08:32 EDT (#)
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Natalie Portman is in her 20s... probably like 22 or 23.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:05:15 EDT (#)
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everything about this post was dead on. Nice shot.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:03:21 EDT (#)
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Quotes from Mallrats will always, always get a +2.
Also, thanks for justifying my perverse obsession with Natalie Portman. She's beautiful, and I'm a bad man for noticing. What is she 12?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:48:45 EDT (#)
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Yeah, nice save with that whole, "I like cute girls", then grouping Beyonce with Firefly. That was really smooth. You're such a shiester.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 13:46:51 EDT (#)
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you know what i feel bad for saying that about urbanemishief. she is not ok in the mind if she can pretend to be some one else on a internet forum and thats okay. who wants to be themselves right? you can hide behind any face you want, urban why stop at some average girl? next time put a picture of halle berry, really shoot for the stars. just say that the yellow face picture is from when you were 20 and that you got a good tan. some people will surely believe you.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 13:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:19:36 (#)
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for the assholes of uber
i have a fucking webcam. I can prove this is me. The thing is? You're mostly assholes The first pic was me when i was 17
think what you want
Iddq... sweet guy, but sorry
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i dont care if you were 17 unless you have had major surgery, a rinoplasty had your eyes opened hair transplant not because of the color but for a new hairline had your cheekbone and chin bone chiseled, etcetera that just is not you. it is not that it is changed by age it is that it is a completely different face. i swear i have been trained to pick up these nuances no one else would notice. any other artists out there that can back me up here?
you can play on your webcamera all day if you want but unless you link it to someone we all pick at random i wont believe you. even then if this is you as you claim i am telling you that you have had major surgery because a few years will not make the differences that are marked in these pictures. you can thikn i am a asshole for pointing this out i dont really care.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:24:00 EDT (#)
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Woo, awesome, I get to be buddies with Loren, the most gorgeous woman evar!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:20:06 EDT (#)
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You guys who mentioned Uma Thurman are right.
She is just about the poster child for the unconventional category.
OLAS, I would call you unconventional as well, if you were legal.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:19:36 EDT (#)
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for the assholes of uber
i have a fucking webcam. I can prove this is me. The thing is? You're mostly assholes The first pic was me when i was 17
think what you want
Iddq... sweet guy, but sorry
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:13:00 EDT (#)
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Very objective analysis.
Loren is fucking hot. She looks like she is royalty.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:56:46 EDT (#)
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im camping this post until urbane sees my review. im dead serious about marrying this girl, i dont care what she thinks, this has been determined by fate.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:56:23 EDT (#)
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Or the "what the fuck happened to her face" category... It's hard to tell which.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:53:17 EDT (#)
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I'm not really sure what category I'm in. Probably the cute category.
http://www.gascs.com/UberPortal.jsp?action=getUberdir&search=1&key=anansie&go=go
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:52:40 EDT (#)
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Heh, no, by exotic I mean no one can label me ethnically.
I'm a mutt, with a couple weird ethnicities thrown in there that no one
has heard of, and so I'm always tan, year round (the pictures Ive posted
are my winter tan)
People continually ask me if I'm "Egyptian", or some random shit like that.
And shhh, I'm not jailbait in Chicago, or a lot of states, for that matter.
And only...seven months to go until I'm legal everywhere.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:50:25 EDT (#)
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OLAS, I think you are the tall exception to the cute category. Still cute, even though you tower over the rest of us! hehehe...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:29:49 (#)
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I have no idea what I am, too tall to be a cute girl, and I have
some weirdass features, but I'm also "exotic".
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If by exotic you mean jailbait, I would agree.
(Im so hip to today's street slang)
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:29:49 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what I am, too tall to be a cute girl, and I have
some weirdass features, but I'm also "exotic".
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:29:22 EDT (#)
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meh.
mine is different.
beautiful for me is the rare/exotic beauty who doesnt need makeup and/or camera work.
hot for me is like your beautiful.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:26:32 EDT (#)
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Uma Thurman is such a strange case. Hot, in a totally un-hot way.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:25:50 EDT (#)
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because you dont want to think you were spanking it to the girl in the first picture she put up dumbass. if your talknig about the naked pictures she shows everybody even those look different from the two pictures in question. my guess is shes the first one, and decded that she was to fugly,so she found some girls pictures and used those instead. just because you saw a picture does not make it true. look theres no way that the girl "urbanemishief" on razors post is the same as the girl she first posted that she was. i am an artist trainde to look at features and they dont match. its not her goddam.
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Interesting.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:23:40 EDT (#)
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Damned Macs, I didn't see any other pics except for the top 4. I can see them now though.
I guess I made the right guess.... :-)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 12:19:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:50:53 (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 11:26:43 (#)
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sorry but if you think thats urbanmishief then you are retarded. look at this picture and then at that one, i dont care how much layers of makeup you have on its not going to change your face that much, were you on the swan? lots of plastic surgery or lying? hm.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17760
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Iv seen other pics of Urbane, and yes thats her. And let me tell you that pic does her no justice.
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because you dont want to think you were spanking it to the girl in the first picture she put up dumbass. if your talknig about the naked pictures she shows everybody even those look different from the two pictures in question. my guess is shes the first one, and decded that she was to fugly,so she found some girls pictures and used those instead. just because you saw a picture does not make it true. look theres no way that the girl "urbanemishief" on razors post is the same as the girl she first posted that she was. i am an artist trainde to look at features and they dont match. its not her goddam.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:15:51 EDT (#)
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I would think that the archetype of the 'Unconventional' woman would be Uma Thurman, who should, logically, remind you of a grouper, but somehow makes me drool whenever I see her.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:09:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:01:29 (#)
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Urbane is a woman wrapped in mystery. Some of you don't think thats her? Some do.
Some know the truth. Which is it?
I'm not telling.
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It certainly doesn't look like the other pic I saw of her on this site.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:02:34 EDT (#)
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Good post. I think we all know where we fit intuitively
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:01:29 EDT (#)
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Urbane is a woman wrapped in mystery. Some of you don't think thats her? Some do.
Some know the truth. Which is it?
I'm not telling.
Submitted by master-beta (user info) at 2004-06-14 12:00:56 EDT (#)
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Very well stated.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:57:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35742 - My tribute post.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:50:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 11:26:43 (#)
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sorry but if you think thats urbanmishief then you are retarded. look at this picture and then at that one, i dont care how much layers of makeup you have on its not going to change your face that much, were you on the swan? lots of plastic surgery or lying? hm.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17760
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Iv seen other pics of Urbane, and yes thats her. And let me tell you that pic does her no justice.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:40:20 EDT (#)
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I liked this post very much. I agree with your choices in each of the categories too.
However, for the record, I wasn't bitching about being called cute. In fact, what I said was "I like being cute. Cute is A-OK with me."
My post was about how cute is also a generic term, as are beautiful and hot, etc. My post was about how non-generic compliments are better. That's it.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:36:40 EDT (#)
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Well whoevers picture 'urbanemischiefs' is.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:34:21 EDT (#)
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Honestly i will rate those chicks in order of my preference.
Renee Zellweger
Milla Jovovich
Cameron Diaz
and the Ubers
Urbane
Kristen
Lauren
Firefly
Nice post !
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:33:11 EDT (#)
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Do you think Razor formed a valid conceptual framework, and stayed within the boundaries of empirical science when he made this? Or, do you think that generalizations don't apply to the 3 billion women on this planet?
Are you fucking Braindead?
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:29:48 EDT (#)
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What are you ? A beauty pageant official ?
Your classification is based on ridiculous generalizations.
You've failed. -2.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-14 11:26:43 EDT (#)
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sorry but if you think thats urbanmishief then you are retarded. look at this picture and then at that one, i dont care how much layers of makeup you have on its not going to change your face that much, were you on the swan? lots of plastic surgery or lying? hm.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17760
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:25:25 EDT (#)
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The girl from fight club should be under unconventional. I think you wrapped things up rather nicely here.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:09:11 EDT (#)
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Kristen - that's a shot from Fort Lauderdale on our honeymoon. That's a palm leaf that some guy wrapped up and turned into a "florida rose" for five bucks. We still have it, actually.
That shot is really funny, when you see the whole thing, because it was on Christmas day and that far south they don't have any normal trees to hang christmas lights on, so they just wrap them all around the trunks and branches down there... it looks really bizzare, and the bizzareness is compounded by the fact that it's 85 degrees on December 25th.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:08:32 EDT (#)
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I'm with you Razor. I much prefer the cute girls over most others. Something about that sweet 'girl next door' thing.
Although I am a sucker for women who can pull off that whole 1940's hollywood glamour look.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:00:58 EDT (#)
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Beyonce is beyond cute.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:57:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:54:12 EDT (#)
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jesus christ. urbanemischief is unbelieveably hot. thats it im coming to the states and i m going to get fucking blitzed with insanethemind and then im going to marry urbane.
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:50:08 EDT (#)
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"Anyway this girl is standing I'd guess about thirty feet away. I see her and decide right then that striking is the perfect word to describe her. Now you know how there are some girls, as you should call cute, or sexy, or just drop-dead gorgeous or something, I mean every girl pretty much has a look you could sum up in a word. Plain, weird, slutty, you get the idea I'm sure. Well this girl was striking. Trust me, when it comes to words I know what I'm talking about. In fact, I'd say I have the best damn vocabulary out of anyone I know. Well, pretty much anyway..."
A little piece of a piece im working on. You know what they say about great minds...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:48:59 EDT (#)
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What is firefly holding?
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-14 10:46:56 EDT (#)
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I found this interesting. I think that I would fall under the "cute" catergory....yet lately a lot of guys have been calling me "a lil hottie"....how embarassing.
Awwhh and Firefly you look so Cute!!!!! :):):)
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:46:22 EDT (#)
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Don't you think Cameron Diaz's face is one big study in strange proportions?
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:46:11 EDT (#)
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Good post, although I believe Lojope said expressly that she WASN'T complaining about being called cute.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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What makes Cameron Diaz "unconventional"?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:43:47 EDT (#)
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You think I'm ugly don't you?
What's that? I look fat?!
Excuse me while I go cry for a while... *sniffs*
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:42:52 EDT (#)
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Urbane would def get it. And by get it, i mean my penis.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:35:55 (#)
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seems like you go for childish women because you like to take the role of father figure
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:39:25 EDT (#)
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Jimmy, what do you base that nonsense on?
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:36:55 EDT (#)
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I agreed with most of your ratings. Teri Hatcher is too old now, but she was "hot".
I think Natalie Portman can be hot as well.
What happened to the "homely" and "butt ugly" categories?
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:35:55 EDT (#)
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seems like you go for childish women because you like to take the role of father figure
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:33:20 EDT (#)
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Well, you put them with good company.
Not that I look at other women, or anything. *smirk*
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:32:10 EDT (#)
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you forgot to add this picture of yidele.
http://www.jrbooksonline.com/jew-bwa-ha-ha.gif
and you also forgot the angry, insecure, childish category.
hot/sexy category needs some help.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:31:54 EDT (#)
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ok
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:30:46 EDT (#)
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Loren, your picture is up on the graphic already, under unconvential.
Bob, not really, it was inspired by lojope bitching about being "cute".
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:30:43 EDT (#)
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This is cute
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:29:26 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking that you're fighting with the missus and looking to score points?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:28:51 EDT (#)
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Rate me Jeremy. If you dare....
I'd guess "unconventional" right?