Bart is an evil genius - i tip my hat (575 hits)
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Submitted by Mr Prickle (View user info) at 2004-06-14 10:40:55 EDT
brilliant.
thats the only word for it.
step 1 - create an environment to foster pathetic, needy self-obsession via a competition for attention and popularity
step 2 - wait patiently untill the environment is heavily populated with desperate addicts
step 3 - offer addicts a chance to, at minimal cost, get a little bit of extra special attention.
and you know what? if i had a paypal or whatever it's called account, i would have paid my dollar and have MY message up there on the uberboard by now.
BRAVO!
TRULY AWESOME!
FORGET TOM SAWYER, BART RULES.
HATS OFF!
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Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 18:19:25 EDT (#)
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dearest conrad, young insane has acted wisely to shield you from the RAW POWER of the cccccc.
patience.
within a matter of weeks that power should be in harness, and ready to act as a force for good in this evil world.
rest assured, fine fellows such as yourself will be among the first to benefit.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:44:50 EDT (#)
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conrad,
that info is restricted at the moment. i'm not sure your security clearance is quite high enough to learn of it.
just know that it is a great force, spanning the entire planet.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:35:52 EDT (#)
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My dear Prickle, what manner of thing be "ccccc"? I'm somewhat curious.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:20:59 EDT (#)
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yes aussie dollars. but there are girls rates and boys rates.
and now, 'tis time to release a mmmighty sausage into a freezer baggie (for latter cccc purposes) and then to glorious bed.
ccccc men, i think the symbolic mircrocosm aspect i mentioned below is really quite stark and startling. replace 'uberboard' with 'prestige job and car and slut etc', and you have the basic recippe of capitalism.
ponder this deeply.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:14:04 EDT (#)
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is that $20 aus?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:10:15 EDT (#)
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my standard rate is twenty bucks an hour, loren.
i'm not as taltented as bart, but i have staying power.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:07:02 EDT (#)
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I've voiced to Bart a ton of times that I think at least he could and SHOULD make a buck or two for his efforts. And I'm not the only one. I've also offered to give him $100 bucks if he'd go down on me, but I guess the jury's still out on that one.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:04:37 EDT (#)
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i think apollo coined the phrase, or you did. I know I saw it somewhere.
"I'll have one scatburger, hold the dickles and jizzonaise please."
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:01:23 EDT (#)
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"scatburgers"
tremenndous new term
will add it to glossary
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:01:01 EDT (#)
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insane : hehehhehe. I will stick to your 'dietery' suggestions.
Cumguard has had a slight redesign and with any luck we will have no more of those incidents.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-14 11:00:49 EDT (#)
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I'm going to submit something to that uberboard thing just as soon as I win the lottery and have an extra dollar burning a hole in my pocket.
Acutally, I'm going to pay the buck just because I think that Bart deserves it. Also, it will let me whore out my own site a bit and not feel badly.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:57:10 EDT (#)
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Do it for the love of scatburgers!
Best of luck, you can do it just keep up the old apollo wit we all know and love. Limit intake of cider to 14 or so and NO MORE THAN 5 joints beforehand. Don't want to mess with productivity.
Congrats on the new keyboard, I trust you have a new and improved cumguard inplace?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:54:28 EDT (#)
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cheers la.
(la = scouse for mate)
NEWSFLASH : I have bought a keyboard at lunch time.
Forgot about the mic.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:53:39 EDT (#)
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I think Bart should take over the world.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:52:18 EDT (#)
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remember dude - you are quite capable of winning, especially if you amuse yourself and don't worry about much else. the ccccc will be with you in spirit!
do it for liverpool!
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:49:23 EDT (#)
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"Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away."
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:47:40 EDT (#)
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Yes, hat's off to bart. (No condom just straight up raw-dog.) Bart has a sexy man ass
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:47:21 EDT (#)
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I too paid a dollar. DAMN IT!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:45:27 EDT (#)
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indeed.
i've done it.
I EVEN CREATED A PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO DO IT!
I don't care.
2 days until my date with destiny.........
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:43:35 EDT (#)
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I gave a dollar to try a little experiment. Nice work Bart.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-14 10:43:19 EDT (#)
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hang on a sec, isn't this all a metaphor for somehting, a microcosm of something..