Women are terrible drivers (1058 hits)
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Submitted by TMA (View user info) at 2004-06-14 13:44:10 EDT
You know it, I know it, we all know it.
Contrary to insurance claims, women are horrible drivers. A feminist like LOKI might say that more insurance claims on automobile accidents are filed by men; hence men are inferior drivers when compared to women. However, men are more likely to file an insurance claim because men are more responsible. Thus, men are better drivers than women. If all automobile accidents required documentation, the statistics would show that far more women get into wrecks when compared to men.
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:48:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-14 20:47:37 EDT (#)
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I'm not going to comment on the commentary, but that picture is priceless.
-Bus
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-14 20:37:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:53:55 (#)
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Feminist!!!
Great pic.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-14 17:24:42 EDT (#)
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From what I've read: Women cause far more accidents, but men tend to have more fatal accidents. Therefore if you use fatalities as your statastic men are worse. But, if you use total number of accidents, women are worse. You can play with the numbers to create whatever you'd like with them.
Submitted by TMA at 2004-06-14 17:16:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:53:55 (#)
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YOU DAMN DIRTY HIPPIE!!!!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 16:31:50 EDT (#)
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pitt dude, that may be in part because of a higher incidence of impaired driving by men than by women.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:54:53 EDT (#)
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Men get in more accidents because our women won't shut up. It's really hard to drive with one hand while you have to punch with the other. So in fact it's really women who are causing the accidents.
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-14 15:53:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:44:50 EDT (#)
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perhaps men get in more accidents... but they are of course more badass... women who get in accidents usually get in accidents with stupid shit like mailboxes, shopping carts, jersey barriers, and other women...
women also always forget to close their gas doors... all women, all the time
Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:37:46 EDT (#)
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SEX OF DRIVERS INVOLVED IN FATAL CRASHES, 1993-2002
Males - Females
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1993 40,400 - 13,500
1994 38,200 - 14,600
1995 37,500 - 13,000
1996 42,300 - 15,100
1997 43,600 - 16,100
1998 40,800 - 15,300
1999 30,400 - 11,800
2000 45,600 - 15,800
2001 40,800 - 14,900
2002 38,900 - 13,800
(1) Number of drivers in fatal accidents per 1 billion miles driven.
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Odviously, mnore men were killed avoiding women drivers.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:34:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:14:38 (#)
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i'm sure there are just as many idiot men drivers
as there are idiot women drivers. we don't
jack off while on the way to work so that's why
our rates are lower.
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My girl jacks me off on the way to work so I can keep both hands free. You should see my dry cleaning bill.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:31:03 EDT (#)
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I work for a large insurance company at their home office. I can promise you that women are "overall" better drivers then men. Men get frustrated with women driver because they tend to follow the driving rules. Women do have accidents, but they are usually small fender benders like backing into something or driving over the spikes while going into a driveway on the wrong side. Men tend to total their cars and cause more damage to their own property and other peoples property.
Think about the last few news stories that you've seen about people driving into stores, houses and/or walls. How many were women?
SEX OF DRIVERS INVOLVED IN FATAL CRASHES, 1993-2002
Males - Females
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1993 40,400 - 13,500
1994 38,200 - 14,600
1995 37,500 - 13,000
1996 42,300 - 15,100
1997 43,600 - 16,100
1998 40,800 - 15,300
1999 30,400 - 11,800
2000 45,600 - 15,800
2001 40,800 - 14,900
2002 38,900 - 13,800
(1) Number of drivers in fatal accidents per 1 billion miles driven.
Source: National Safety Council.
http://www.iii.org/media/facts/statsbyissue/highway/
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:26:04 EDT (#)
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I'm not actually sure what the post was saying, but hey.
Women are safer drivers, men are more compotent drivers. FACT. O-oo, lets have a long discussion about what my statistical sources are for that piece of information.
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Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:14:38 EDT (#)
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i'm sure there are just as many idiot men drivers
as there are idiot women drivers. we don't
jack off while on the way to work so that's why
our rates are lower.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:08:50 EDT (#)
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"arrrgghhh, she caused me to be late to work!!!"
Yeah. One light you couldn't do 20mph over the speed limit through and it's all her fault you're late to work.
Tool.
Before you start pretending something is a "fact" - try to at least find one shred of evidence to support your bullshit. Ask the insurance companies why insurance rates for men in general is higher.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:00:36 EDT (#)
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I'd love to see the insurance report on this one:
Type of accident: Car with property damage/no injury
Property damaged: 27 foot Sea Ray Schooner
Location: Long Beach harbor.
Description of accident: Car ran into the side of said boat, which was docked at pier 14.
Explaination: You'd have to see it to believe it.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:56:44 EDT (#)
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To quote my favorite movie
"Is this not a suitable place to park?"
Fear and Loathing
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:53:49 EDT (#)
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Well then. That being said I can understand your anger.
Have a +1 cuz i feel your pain.
Submitted by TMA at 2004-06-14 13:51:22 EDT (#)
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i wrote this because some bitch cut me off today going 55 in a 35 and then slowed way down in front of me and caused me to get the redlight while she cruised through the yellow. on top of that the chick was on her cell phone and her plate said TEXAS. arrrgghhh, she caused me to be late to work!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:50:04 EDT (#)
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well, okay. my mom's driving sucks and the pic is funny. here's a 0.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:48:56 EDT (#)
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You're assessment was not based on any factual evidence.
This assessment is factual though: You are retarded.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-14 13:48:44 EDT (#)
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I totally agree with this post. "Boys" may get into more accidents, but when older women get a "fender bender" it usually means "entire car bender".