Quotes to Ponder (572 hits)
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Submitted by Broz <www.the-avenue.us> (View user info) at 2004-06-15 10:48:13 EDT
I know I didn't make this one up (and I honestly don't know who did), but I thought it was post-worthy... enjoy...
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At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I'd just like to say "Right on Motherfuckers - everyone is a winner!"
They don't know that we know that they know we know.
Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer.
In case of emergency: break glass, scream, bleed to death.
Too often we forget life's simple pleasures. So remember, the next time someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to reach out with your arm and bitch slap the mother fucker!
Life is a pile of shit, so go play in it and have a good time.
If you can't say "I'll die if I don't do it," you should not do it.
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!
I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is mournful,maybe deplorable, but not wertched lamentable or tragic
so you cant even suck at suckin'
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The results are in, amigo. What's left to ponder?
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt
Submitted by god_komplexx <god_komplexx.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-15 10:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice...