how to kill and fuck a black baby (4870 hits)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-06-15 11:03:41 EDT
recently me and girlfriend were babysitting for a family who blend in with the night there were three children jamal 9, telequisha 4, and hakeem 15 months, at around 9:00 after the kids were asleep and my girlfriend told my that we werent gonna have sex becouse she was on her period i said to myself "hey theres three little nigger babies in this house why not fuck one of em." so i went into jamals room and tried to fuck him up his little nigger ass...nope too hard then i went into telequishas room and tried to pussy fuck her...nope too soft(obviously her nigger father had been there already) then i stumbled apon hakeems room. i looked at the litle nigger so quiet and peaceful and realized id beter kill this little nigger lest he cry. so i did what any guy whould do and made a noose with my dong and hung the baby like the nigger that he is. after the baby had finished squirming and i knew he was dead i arched that babys back and took out my handy dandy KY jelly and smeared it all over the babys ass and my dick after bending the baby at a 45 degree angle (for an easier insertion) i began to rail this baby like it was my job when i knew i was about to bust a huge load i pulled out and shot it all over the babys face and said good at least he was white when he dies. and all was good with the world.
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Submitted by 712 (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL see what bad parenting can lead to
Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2004-12-15 16:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Argh.
My precious brain.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:05:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-14 22:01:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-14 21:48:42 EST (#)
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One word comes to mind: Unnecessary.
Submitted by bluesmaster (user info) at 2004-12-14 21:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking beutiful
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-14 21:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this is fucked up and assanine...
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-12-14 21:35:48 EST (#)
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F Minus.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-14 21:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear lord, I can't get enough of this post.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-12-14 21:26:54 EST (#)
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WOOOOO
Submitted by gavin day at 2004-11-04 18:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once fucked a black baby, but when I blew my load I felt so guilty I had to beat the baby so bad that I emptied its brains all over the new carpet in its room.
Fucking niggers, not even nigger babies are a good fuck.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i started to chuckle and then i caught on fire.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-11-01 20:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because love means sometimes having to forgive shitty posts
Submitted by civic18269 (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dude.......that is sick. wrong. and a piece of shit. i hope you die.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-01 19:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
>:(
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:42:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pullitzer worthy
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-25 20:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-10-12 15:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reasonable
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-10-12 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, we got three nigger kids in the house, why don't you fuck one of them instead!
Romantical.
Submitted by dave21 at 2004-09-10 22:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your Hate will punish you and prison you from freedom. I hate to be you when it comes to Judgement day.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-24 10:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't +2 this and maintain that i'm not bigoted in any way.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no you dont
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-24 04:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha i rule
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:30:51 EDT (#)
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I was going to give you +2 for "noose with my dong"
But I wanted to give you a -2 for smearing KY jelly on the babie's ass, instead of your penis. You touched his ass. Thats gross.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-24 01:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaahah I missed this gem
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate this.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-23 21:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one sick motherfucker.
Submitted by NIGGER <NIGGER> at 2004-07-26 14:45:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This stuff warms my heart.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LMAO
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-17 17:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go give oral sex to a bear trap.
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-17 17:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you couldn't fit your dick in a nine year old?
You're either really big or really limp. I'm going with the latter.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-17 17:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'W'
The one I forgot in the word 'wake' on my last post. Also, the grade this gets for being Worthless.
And here's another -2.
This didn't offend me.....that is not possible.....it just pissed me off that I wasted my time reading such horseshit.
Oh, and I would have made it fit in telequisha, you limp-dicked babfucker.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And then you ake up all wet and sticky.
And then you realize it's just because your Mom (who hates you), has poored glue all over you while you slept. It couldn't have been semen anyway because you are a dickless eunuch.
BTW, people the guy's name is ToxicNarcotic. Remember it. Stop reading anything written by this Jackass, much less bothering to rate it.
Just let it sink, sink, sink into the black depths of UberUnread, where it will be forgetten forever. Just like his life.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why, I believe is the first post on Uber that has ever offended me.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
<Wheeze>
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
+2 for amusement, -1 for shite punctuation/grammar/lack of paragraphs.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-16 01:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erection inducing.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-15 18:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and then, you were hit by a train and fucked up for life.
Submitted by master-beta (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is fucking horrible. These stupid kids need to find a job or a fuck buddy or something. Anything to keep these shits from ruining one of the only things that keep me going through the workday.
Frivolous-D: You're an intelligent teenager? How do spell Puget Sound again?
Cindys_Younger_Sister: The Puget Sound is in Washington.
Submitted by redhed4138 (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post was by far the most sick & twisted (did i mention racist) posts i've ever seen. may you burn in hell you fucking idiot.
*sometimes i like being mean!
***Red
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuckin' Jesus!
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just in case I forgot to give you one earlier... here is a -2 to match your substandard penis size.
I am pretty sure that this could never happen because any baby that you would try it on would not only out wit you in a matter of seconds they could probably write a thesis on why you are such a dickless loser. (hint - Grandpa anally raped you)
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me what inspires such pieces of genital crab shit as yourself to compile a memoir such as this.
You beautifully articulate the English language and embellish your account with such colorful adjectives. You are destined to win the 7th grade essay competition.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
to a -2 overall
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:56:33 EDT (#)
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your rating
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:56:16 EDT (#)
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can get
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:55:53 EDT (#)
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if I
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:55:33 EDT (#)
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see
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:55:18 EDT (#)
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Let's
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:53:36 EDT (#)
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Oops...looked like I missed the -3 button.
Oh well. This'll have to do.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post pissed me off so bad, that I went to your girlfriend's house and killed her.
oops. ;)
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I hate you.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:47:58 EDT (#)
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Why isn't this straight -2's???
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is by far and away the worst thing I have ever seen on Uber.
Can I get on your list now?
Please?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey idiot: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35833
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:41:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
"A MUST READ!"
------The National Enquirer
"REQUIRED READING AT ALL LEVELS!"
------Weekly World News.
"EROTIC!"
------Hustler Magazine.
"HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MONKEY CHUNKS!"
------Bigmike.
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This was the single greatest reply ever.
GO BIGMIKE WOO!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's a shame you haven't quite got the perfect -2, because that's sure as hell what this piece of crap deserves.
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why bother?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"A MUST READ!"
------The National Enquirer
"REQUIRED READING AT ALL LEVELS!"
------Weekly World News.
"EROTIC!"
------Hustler Magazine.
"HOLY SHIT THIS BLEW MONKEY CHUNKS!"
------Bigmike.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:32:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah fuck you racist i hate you dirty bastard you suck dammit whats with the racism and what did the baby do to you...note to self people to kill 1) cindys_younger_sister 2)firefly 3)tripindayz420 4)munkeypants 5)circe 6)willzone 7) potatomanjack
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Someone wants to kill me! This is the best damn day of my uberlife!
Just to clarify, sweetcheeks, I didn't give you a -2 because you're a racist. You're far too stupid for your opinion to matter. You didn't offend me; you didn't even come close. I gave you a -2 because you're a fucking moron who couldn't string two words together except for 'Not guilty' and 'Harder, Daddy.'
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beautiful, articulate, well-thought out material. You are destined to become the next Stephen King, or maybe senior editor in chief of Entertainment Weekly.
Oh, wait. That was in an alternate dimension. In this universe, you die in a plane crash. Go forth, and fulfill your destiny my son.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Opps almost forgot... here, you dropped this! -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:32:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah fuck you racist i hate you dirty bastard you suck dammit whats with the racism and what did the baby do to you...note to self people to kill 1) cindys_younger_sister 2)firefly 3)tripindayz420 4)munkeypants 5)circe 6)willzone 7) potatomanjack
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okay okay I take it back... UNfuck you!
just kidding. My "fuck you" still stands motherfucker.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know what's the worst. The fact that you wrote this piece of garbage for shock value, the fact that you used the word 'nigger' repeatedly, the fact that you lied about having a girlfriend, or the fact that you have such a small dick. I pity you, you sorry bastard.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you surpressing any trauma from being anally raped by your grandpa?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is sick.
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that sounds great, kayak tours.
where is puget sound again? maine? my geography is impaired
Submitted by Frivolous-D (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well Loren, I'm working Kayak tours in Pudget Sound and I'm only 15.
Intelligent teenagers do exist, don't let the internet ruin your view of them
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People like you, who could find even the slightest hint of "inspiration" to write something like this, should be led outside to a public place by your genitals with red-hot, claw-grip tongs and promptly executed.
Why aren't teenagers made to get summer jobs anymore?
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah fuck you racist i hate you dirty bastard you suck dammit whats with the racism and what did the baby do to you...note to self people to kill 1) cindys_younger_sister 2)firefly 3)tripindayz420 4)munkeypants 5)circe 6)willzone 7) potatomanjack
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One must stop and think, "now, what gave this person the guile to write something such as this?"
interesting, yet worthless, devoid of any entertaining or rational thought.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS BRAND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you, fucktard.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't crap because it was offensive. I have no problem with offensive. This is crap because it's just... crap.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ooooo, shocking....racial epithets. You are so dangerous. you fucking racist tool.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm guessing you're going for 'shock' value or something along those lines here.
Well, guess what? You've failed.
At life.