Bestiality: Don't knock it until you've tried it (2808 hits)
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Submitted by <RussellL.at.Pixel-group.com> (View user info) at 2002-02-01 10:36:20 EST
Bestiality is a word used to describe sexual intercourse between man and beast. I'm not talking about Joan Collins when I say beast, I'm talking dog, cow, horse, goat etc.
(Above I said "man and beast". Substitute "woman" here if applicable.)
I'm sure that, after reading only two paragraphs of this post, many of you are going "Ugh, sick! Who'd want to do that?" (And that a few of you are hoping that I'll provide some picture links.) Well, if you are disgusted and cannot imagine that anyone could/would/should want to do that, go to www.google.com and search for "Bestiality Pictures". You'll get well over 50,000 page matches, I assure you. (I tried this, purely in the interest of research, of course.)
(Note: Many people spell it Beastilaity. In the English (UK) dictionary, the way I have spelt it above is correct. So please don't bother to pick me up on my spelling, OK. My spelling is compleetlee exselant!)
So why do people do it? (Don't call out, it was a rhetorical question and one that I will answer shortly. Bloody impatient bastards aren't you?)
Here's why (see all you lot who called out, told you I'd answer it.)
1) A sheep can't say "I've got a headache tonight"
2) Who cares if the horse orgasms?
3) No need to make pointless, stupid conversation before/after/during (delete as appropriate) the act
4) Sheep don't run as fast as humans
5) Cows won't get pissed off if you sleep with other cows/horses/dogs/giraffes
6) You can sell any unwanted offspring to a freak circus and make a lot of money
7) You can be photographed doing it and make money
8) Getting caught in the act is a great way of breaking up an unwanted relationship (unless your partner finds it a turn on...in which case, you're in the shit up to your eyes, my friend.)
9) No need to phone the next day
10) In many cases, you'll be having a relationship with a superior being. (Ignore this point if you're not French.)
So there you have it. If I have convinced you to switch from humans to animals, good luck to you...you fucking freak!!! If not, how about me and you hooking up some time, baby?
Russell Lambert,
AKA SoxSexSax
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-15 15:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by billybob <tkob85.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-02-24 23:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Down here on the farm, we say: "if it feels good do it". We say lots of other things too, like: "If the shoe fits, wear it; but not without a sock!" And my favourite: "You always hurt the one ewe love". You should visit the farm.
um.... wow.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 21:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you axolotl.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-10-03 14:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff!
Submitted by billybob <tkob85.at.hotmail.com> at 2002-02-24 23:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Down here on the farm, we say: "if it feels good do it". We say lots of other things too, like: "If the shoe fits, wear it; but not without a sock!" And my favourite: "You always hurt the one ewe love". You should visit the farm.
Submitted by <anonymous@'j'isgay.com> at 2002-02-07 11:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't know whether to laugh or scream.