loren1 is a dirty cunt (3410 hits)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-06-15 11:44:52 EDT
loren1 sucks at life you know what would be awsome if you grab a cup from the cupboards at your house (if you even live in a house) crush it up and swallow it your pretty good at swallowing so go for it and go to a car thats running deepthroat the muffler and suck it like your not getting anymore you little slut and im sorry to hear about your genital warts problem dont worry theres a cream for that....fuck yourself and die
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-03 05:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2004-12-15 17:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do not know who Loren is, nor do I care. I care even less for your mindless fantasies about her genital problems.
Your incoherence is amusing.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-15 18:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren is ravishing, and my opinion is definitive. Similarly, my opinion of this post is that it makes open Delhi sewers look attractive, erudite and possessed of far greater wit than you - again, definitive. May ebola be visited upon you.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I don't.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Because I like her, arsehole
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"-2" is short for your lack of testicles.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"After all Im communicating with a French'man'"
Just because I speak french doesn't make me a frenchman.
If you've never seen me in person, how can you question my manhood ?
And you say I'm ineffectual.
No one asked you to communicate with me. You're the one who adressed me.
Fuck off.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DIE.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha!
As far as I remember, I don't have any grudges with Loren or anything. But that title is horrific and therefore amusing.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(Judoka, just because you think loren is a shemale - which I admit, is probable by 'her' - and want to be passionatly ass fucked doesn't mean you have to impose yourself in a conversation where you are not concerned in any way)
Unlike you I have had the pleasure of meeting Loren face to face and I can tell you she is even better looking in person.
A swing... and a miss, but thats ok youre used to being ineffectual. After all Im communicating with a French'man'.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was just a joke Loren. I told you you were good-looking once...remember ?
Flame my picture if you want.
Ok, this is getting boring...
I know I can be a rude asshole sometimes.
And you can be a whiny bitch too.
End of Story.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"(Judoka, just because you think loren is a shemale - which I admit, is probable by 'her' - and want to be passionatly ass fucked doesn't mean you have to impose yourself in a conversation where you are not concerned in any way) "
And look who "can't handle it."
Fucking hypocrite.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"who automatically gives whatever I do a -2? "
I +2ed most of your posts before you started calling me an asshole and shit just because I put ONE -2 on your post. (This might refresh your lacking memory : http://www.ubersite.com/m/34341#560909)
You got pissed off and started giving me crap on every replies I made on other posts.
That's the sole reason I think you suck. I mostly like how you write but you still suck.
You can now reply with another lengthy novel about my assholeness and make up bullshit about me -2ing everything you did because you wronged me in another life.
Seek help. You need it badly.
(Judoka, just because you think loren is a shemale - which I admit, is probable by 'her' - and want to be passionatly ass fucked doesn't mean you have to impose yourself in a conversation where you are not concerned in any way)
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren, I am again amazed at the truly astounding number of dysfunctional human beings you attract.
Culo (thanks yidele)get a life. Your pedantic excuse for reasoning is both tortured and flawed. My advice is stop trying to engage various uber members in a debate. Clearly you are not equipped to handle it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulain- This is ALL for you:
"Sure, there are assholes in the lot but your inability to recieve negative criticism (which is the reason I think you suck) also fuels these kind of reactions. Nothing is one-sided in communication. "
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I'm sorry, but when some douche bag like you slams me repeatedly for no apparent reason, you're saying that I am not morally entitled to defend myself - or in your opinion - I'm a cry-baby who "can't handle it"?? When was the last time I even posted anything to be criticized? You truly fucking make me shake my head in disbelief. You must be fucking insane, or you have a hate-on for outspoken females - like many users on this site.
WHO on this site DOESN'T defend themselves??? I guess by me writing a response to your nonsense it makes you think you're right - that I can't handle it. What's your excuse?
I guess it's a lose-lose situation for me. Damned if I do, and damned if I don't.
I didn't even give this post a negative rating and I'm unable to take negativity???
Also - Have you ever seen me make a hate post to someone *like you* who automatically gives whatever I do a -2? Give me a break and stop pretending you know the slightest fucking thing about me.
The people who can't take criticism are the ones that fire back with exactly what this post is - a hate post singling me out because I didn't like the last one he submitted about killing and raping babies. I don't suppose you went and gave the author of that and this post as much shit as you gave me for making a stupid little Will Zone/Statue of Liberty post.
Do you have blinders on? Or do you just get an idea in your head that you can't get beyond and repeat it over and over and over until you believe it's the truth? Jesus... and I read recently that *I* never have anything new to say...? The endless stream of hypocrisy from people like you never stops amazing me.
You are such an asshole, give it a rest and get off my fucking back. I've been deliberately ignoring you for days, yet you can't seem to stop trailing me. You are more proof that I am indeed a magnetic force to assholes. Thanks for supporting my claim if nothing else.
And - Is "negative criticism" the opposite of "positive criticism?" Tool.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35835
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
geez, what a brain donor. That kind of language is totaly uncalleed for; you are totaly uncalled for, die aleardy & decrease the surplus population.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I haven't seen a loren hate post in months.
this is extremely shitty as far as hate posts go.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt rules...
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Toxic, don't side with me. I don't want to be affiliate with you (or anyone for that matter).
I'm adressing loren, not you. I just use your miserable attempt of a hate post to say something to loren.
Another -2 because you saw an ally in me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahah.
good come back poly.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo, your scathing comments about me make me cry myself to sleep. I can't live knowing that some pot-head, boozehound British cunt who looks like Donkeylips from, "Salute Your Shorts" hates me. Really, I can't. Tell me how to go on living, great Sun God.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulaincourt rules and everyone loves anal but loren1 is still a dirty cunt i dont not like her i just think that her accumilating all those STDs is a crime against humanity
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah but poly the reason you have them is because you ARE an aresehole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren, not liking you isn't a symptom of assholeness.
It just means someone doesn't like you.
Sure, there are assholes in the lot but your inability to recieve negative criticism (which is the reason I think you suck) also fuels these kind of reactions. Nothing is one-sided in communication.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:06:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bigmike -
Thank you - you great big hunk of a man!
Are you sure you're married?
When was the last time you checked? ;)
I just checked and yes I am still married. For you though, I might make an exception............. No, then that would make me the asshole that you always seem to attract.
I'll keep checking though, you never know. :)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we should have a contest.
Should I post the details separately or should I post them here?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poly, should we have a contest? With a prize?
Munkey, thanks, but no worries, I actually enjoy my collection of hate posts.
After all, look where they come from! - I only get them from the biggest tools on this site, so in a way, they basically bury themselves when they do this by announcing they have joined the group of assholes that my magnet has attracted.
Love,
The Asshole Magnet
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No. no. no. You got it wrong.
She's a dirty little girl. dirty ...dirty ... little .... girl.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know I've got at least 10. If you factor in the 5500 users in between us I'd say that's a damned good number. I'm going to count tonight for sure.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This rating is totally unrelated to the subject matter.
The -2 is because you have the grammatical skills of an anvil.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would kick the shit out of you but there is something morally
wrong about beating on a retard.
She may not be the friendliest person but she doesn't deserve this.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:09:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
We need to count up who has the most hate posts on Uber.
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I think it's probably me poly. Somewhere between 15-20 maybe?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I second that. If she ever rates my posts, it's always with a -2. Even when everyone else is giving it a +2. I doubt she even reads them.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
3 year olds have had more articulate arguments. Try creating an actual sentance next time.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeh, but why post about it?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My name is ToxicNarcotic and I am going to be kewl by first posting some lame racist story and bitching out Loren1.
Hey ToxicNarcotic you know what else is cool. Putting a loaded gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We need to count up who has the most hate posts on Uber.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why yes, yes she is.
Mmmmmmmm.
Lovely.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bigmike -
Thank you - you great big hunk of a man!
Are you sure you're married?
When was the last time you checked? ;)
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GGOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
YYYYOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR
SEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFF
WIth a toothpaste tube full of sulfuric acid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWWOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Sung to the Tune of William Hung's - She Bangs*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren hate posts have really been lacking of late.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. Really. A lot. A llllllllot. A llllllllllot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't really like Loren. My perception of her (we're on the internet, remember buddy ?) isn't very pretty.
Even then, I find that hate post to be oustandingly lame.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha.
Awwww, what's the matter TN? I didn't like your post on how to fuck black babies?
If you're going to write a hate post because of that, then don't you think you should write one for everyone else who thinks you're a piece of shit too?
That should keep you busy indefinitely, you semi-literate, racist, cocksucking ingrate.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<presents his cyanide covered tail pipe>
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahh another Loren secret admirer.
BTW, I don't think your looks are unconventional Loren. I think you belong in the beautiful category.
Just MHO.
This is also very well written............for a first grader.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This hate post is weaker than my two year old sister, and she died a year ago.
ToxicNarcotic (what a flamingly gay name) - You're not wanted here, at home, or basically anywhere and never will be. Do yourself and the world a favor and suck on a cyanide covered tail pipe.
Submitted by McMuffin (user info) at 2004-06-15 11:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, good to see people are still polite in today's societies.