The Circle Of Munch by Elton Bong (869 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 2 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TripinDayZ (View user info) at 2004-06-15 12:50:21 EDT
In an uberworld where school is out and kids are filling uber with more shit than your elderly neighbor trying to save money on colostomy bags (ie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35825 / http://www.ubersite.com/m/35817 ) it is my pleasure to present to you a completely mindless post with a dab of humour. If this goes over ok I may use this premise for a series. Keep in mind this is only the first one, they could and should get much better once I feel the audience out.
..and now, without further delay, the lyrics to The Cirle Of Munch as sung by Elton Bong...
The Circle Of Munch
From the day we arrive at the dealers
And coughing, step out of the pad
There's more to be rolled than can ever be rolled
More to smoke than can ever be had
Some say the munchies can be beaten
Some say they are immune to the effect
But all are agreed, when you roll up the weed
A slice of pizza is enough to get you erect
In the circle of munch
Its the wheel of fortune (cookies)
Its the oreo's
Its the milk that flows
Till we find our remote
Under the ass unmoving
In the ciiiircle, the ciiircle of munch..
Some of us have our own microwaves
And some of us have to use the stove
But whatever we choose, you can bet we won't lose
Any crumbs on our way to the cove
There is far too much effort in a sandwich
Hey i know, i'll just pick up the phone
Call the guy down the road, even tho he's a choade
He will bring me hot fooooood to my home
<repeat chorus>
lyrics by Trip.
User Reviews
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fairly decent - ah, fuck it, +2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 18:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
</camp on>
I like sunsets and ponies and ....no wait, that is my playboy centerfold interview (right).
I like to laugh. No, I LOVE to laugh. I also like to cook. And, for the record, I really do NOT like clacking balls. So there! Ha!
I love music, too. I like to hear about music that I have never heard of that someone else just loves.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok feeling the audience out.
ash does not like ping pong or clattering balls, what does ash like?
envenom likes music and weed.
the next song will include and/or exclude these facts.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just hearing the words "earth shattering" from you is enough to make my day.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You jerk!!! How dare you say I don't have any fans? WTF is wrong with yo...... Wait, hold up. You were making a funny....ahhhhhh......
I can't do doubles ping pong. The clacking of the ball drives me nuts! Maybe if we both write something really Earth shattering soon, we can get together a game of Red Rover.
I'll stop camping your post now.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 17:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! If we put your fan base and my fan base together...uhhh. We would have a really small army. Or possibly even a soccer team, but probably not.
___________________________________________________
I'm thinking we'd have one kick ass doubles ping pong match! (the preceding is not meant to imply that you have no fans, only meant to ellicit a smile)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock Trip.
I don't know what I like more though, the top paragraph or the song.
+1 + +1 = +2
Me so smart.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! If we put your fan base and my fan base together...uhhh. We would have a really small army. Or possibly even a soccer team, but probably not.
And, like duuuude that was soooo wrong man. Puff, puff, pass...
er...isn't it time for me to go home and stop acting like a dinglefart?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I found I was unable to prevent myself singing it along with the CD of "Piano Moods".
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 16:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i love my fan base! (aka: ash and envenom and, well that's it) goddamnit im blowin up like towers in september up in this joint.
Submitted by "Anyone Who See's That Last Analogy" (user info) at 2004-06-15 15:36:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
um, that was wrong dude.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-15 15:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another for Simba and his big ole doob.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-15 15:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How could I not +2 something that first appeared on one of my posts? I am to Circle of Munch what Tracy Ullman was to the Simpsons.
Hahahahaha!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another for Simba and his big ole doob.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha beautiful work as always my dear.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha i can't believe i fucking posted this. slow day indeed.
and ash? who is this squat you speak of?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Trip go!
But all are agreed, when you roll up the weed
A slice of pizza is enough to get you erect
er, I mean. Drugs are bad.
Oh and
".......once I feel the audience out."
you sure you want to go there? What if your audience is Squat? Theeeeeeeeen whatcha gonna do about feeling out the audience?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Is it me or is it a slow day on Uber?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-15 13:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!!
Reminds me of the time that I got blazed up in my boss' garage with two co-workers. When we came back into the house, the three of us ate an entire can of Pringles in like a minute. He couldn't figure out why we were laughing so much either.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-15 12:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Inspired by: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35809
Should i keep em coming?