Blink 182's Lead Singer hit me in the Face With a Water Bottle (25425 hits)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell <sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-15 19:49:49 EDT
I hate Blink 182.
I hate their trite lyrics. I hate their power cords. I hate the groups that have copied them and ruined music. And I really hate their high-voiced lead singer.
I especially hate when the high-voiced bastard throws a water bottle into the crowd that ends up hitting me in the face giving me a bloody lip and my friends and everyone around me something to laugh at.
I've gotten ahead of myself, allow me to explain.
Perhaps you have seen me mention that I was in the navy. Perhaps you've also seen the story (http://www.ubersite.com/m/20241) I wrote about an experience I had in a little middle-eastern country called Bahrain.
Well, while I was in Bahrain, a certain shit band arrived to play a gig in order to boost troop morale. (Let me tell you, when you're in a country that has an average daily temperature of five thousand degrees, you need all the morale boosting you can get.) Apparently the military didn't get the memo that Blink 182 is one of the worst bands ever.
Now normally I wouldn't go see a band as bad as these clowns, but the concert was free. Plus you got all the free bottled water you could drink and a free Blink 182 t-shirt. Now I'm all about free bottled water and I knew the t-shirt would give me something to wipe my ass with later on that night so my friends and I decided to go.
When they walked onto the stage, they started chanting swear words over and over to prove how cool they are. After a minute of this, they finally began to play their songs.
Imagine this scenario:
You're standing between two sweaty men with vicious B.O., there's a fat guy in front of you with really bad gas, it is 140 degrees even though the sun set an hour ago, and Blink 182 music is blaring in your ears.
I now know what hell will be like and I am no longer frightened.
Ten minutes later, we're standing there listening to them wail away about being 23 and everyone hating them. When the song ends, they decide that they are not only "rock stars," they are also comedians.
"Man" annoying high-voiced bastard says. "It's hot out here."
Silence from the crowd. We work in this heat during the day with our uniforms on, we know how hot it is.
"I mean," he continues "I didn't think it was possible to get a sunburn in the dark."
"PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" the fat guy in front of me yells.
At this point, I hear the high-voiced bastard say: "You guys look like you could use some water."
He then proceeds to pick up a water bottle and hurl it into the crowd with all the strength he can muster... right at the behemoth standing in front of me.
The fat guy ducks, the bottle hits me square in the face, friends laugh, strangers laugh, high-voiced bastard laughs.
I reach up and touch my lip... it's bleeding. The lead singer of Blink 182 just hit me in the face with a water bottle and made my lip bleed! If this was a U2 concert, and Bono had hit me in the face with a water bottle, I would have picked that thing up and treasured it for life. However, when the Blink 182 idiot does so, there's only one response I can come up with:
Throw the bottle back at him.
I reach down, pick up the bottle, and throw it towards the stage. As I my arm was coming forward, it was bumped by the fat guy in front of me. This caused the throw to miss annoying high-voiced man and hit the drummer in the head. He stands up and yells and security promptly removes me from the show.
As I'm being dragged away, I see the high-voiced bastard giving me the finger. I pull away from the security guards, grab a bottle away from a complete stranger, and throw it towards the stage only to watch as it hits the bass player in the arm. He turns and glares at me.
I hit everyone in the group except for the intended target. This actually makes me sick to my stomach. Because of this, I have purchased a ticket to another Blink 182 show in Columbus, Ohio. At the show, I plan on urinating in a bottle and hitting him square in his face with it. I will report back when my mission is complete.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-15 18:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was fun back in the day.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:59:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-09 14:27:24 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA remember the chaos this caused with all the Blink fags?
Good times, good times.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-09 14:17:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-09 14:00:59 EDT (#)
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Bump
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:44:45 EDT (#)
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Did you do it? Those fuckers...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:40:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-09 09:27:40 EST (#)
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Wouldn't it be great if all the 15 year old kids that spewed hate here were made to come back and read it now that they're a little older?
OMG!!! U R GAY DUDE!!!!1!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did that work out for you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:52:21 EST (#)
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"Tuppence worth"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:03:02 EST (#)
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This could use some heat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:22:55 EST (#)
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and how did that go?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:18:26 EST (#)
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B@W material. Or nearly so.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An Uber-Classic.
Submitted by Purplemonkeydishwasher (user info) at 2005-03-05 00:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is almost as funny as the disgruntled blink fans.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:01:57 EST (#)
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They broke up:
Tom 1, Blink 0
Submitted by rabidSEXmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:29:05 EST (#)
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god damn it i fucking hate those cock sucking anal rapers bklink 182 as well. I loath alkiline trio too, thos god damn motha' fucka's!
Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLINK BLOWS
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Few users are pretty,
Few users are sane,
The next post's a classic:
The pic of McBain.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-31 21:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was reading that other board that was making fun of you... and I read this:
"wow this guy is a faggot.... do you see how many comments that thing got on that website..... that is fucking crazy...... all the faggots that popsted against them are probably big fat greasy Metal Heads that hate all other type of music.... ahahaha gay."
Now watch me change that to apply to them by changing 2 words.
"wow this guy is a faggot.... do you see how many comments that thing got on that website..... that is fucking crazy...... all the faggots that popsted against them are probably big fat greasy emo kids that hate all other type of music.... ahahaha gay."
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:38:25 EST (#)
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I miss random joe.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:31:55 EST (#)
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Tom, after seeing the link on Uberboard (http://blink182.bounceme.net:81/forums/index.php?showtopic=2316)
I do believe you have surpassed the "other" Tom as the king of Uber media. Making it on radio shows, getting religious nuts to link your shit, and pissing off one of Clear Channel's favorite children. If I could start one of those slow clap standing ovations I would.
Oh, and sorry again for fucking up your perfect two yesterday.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious!
dude your the man. I hate blinks
I'm a loser but, I'm a badass bullshit..
There just fucking Emo's the lot of em'..
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He even posted his e-mail to you on the blink site...
I think I'll have some fun with 'em...
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:15:59 EST (#)
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Like, OMG DOOD!!! WTF!!!!!111 UR GAY!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!111one
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:07:05 EST (#)
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God damn it jgreening...
These idiots are SO stupid.
One guy's only insult is gay, queer, or faggot, so this leads me to believe that he himself is a homosexual. Here are some samples of his idiocy:
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wow this guy is a faggot.... do you see how many comments that thing got on that website..... that is fucking crazy...... all the faggots that popsted against them are probably big fat greasy Metal Heads that hate all other type of music.... ahahaha gay.
ahahahaahaha "Yanni" ahahaahahaahahahaaha you fuckin' queer get the fuck off this site... prick
Oh yeah, and John Tesh is a faggot just like you for listening to him.... go stick your little wee wee in a peephole... it'll make you do something better in your spare time.... than going on blink fan sites to make yourself feel better.... you are the most pathetic person I have seen to come from any site Forum.....
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What a moron. I bet he's about 140 pounds of angry teenager.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-30 19:11:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:46:05 (#)
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Just for fun, this is now reposted at www.blinkcentral.com...
I'm such a bad person.
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Unless I'm mistaken, someone deleted it... Could you check to see if it's still up, and at least tell us which of the 50,000 different forums it is in?
I really don't want to have to deal with that nonsense again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for fun, this is now reposted at www.blinkcentral.com...
I'm such a bad person.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:17:26 EST (#)
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I don't hate Blink that much...but this was still hilarious
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:35:26 EST (#)
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Things sucked enough allready and they pulled that shit on you?
For some reason I think it's funny that they had to have security guards while surrounded by the military.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:10:36 EST (#)
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My "I hate Dave Matthews" post brings me 3 or 4 hate emails a week.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:18:36 EST (#)
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Thankfully, no.
However, if one were so inclined, one could post the link on every Blink 182 Fan site one could find and I would be gettting hate mail again.
Also, I've discovered that 14 year old girls stop sending you (a 26 year old male) hate mail the minute you hit on them...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:45:49 EST (#)
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So, are you still getting heckled by rabid teenyboppers over this?
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-12-07 06:48:49 EST (#)
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Punk originaly was an ethic where everybody could make music in a world dominated by "superbands". Now we have computers there is no need to sound so shit, punk nowadays is just an excuse for being shit.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-05 20:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blink182 sucks balls
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-04 07:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:34:05 EDT (#)
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#500.. damn thats a lot of reviews.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:12:13 EDT (#)
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+2 for your title. A local radio station dj, a girl, has a tatt of them that she now regrets. I regret having ever heard them. I hate everyone who's into rock star groupie syndrome, dazed and zombie-like, as if they're actually saying anytning. Just listen to the lyics, zero. Why does this syndrom affect girls and not guys, that's the real meat and potatoes question that I've never seen anyone tackle.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-09 00:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Man" annoying high-voiced bastard says. "It's hot out here."
Silence from the crowd. We work in this heat during the day with our uniforms on, we know how hot it is.
"I mean," he continues "I didn't think it was possible to get a sunburn in the dark."
"PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" the fat guy in front of me yells.
PWNED!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-08 22:55:00 EDT (#)
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so yeah, about those babies? i dont want them anymore. ha, PWNED!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-08 22:44:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-10-08 17:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blink rocks, you're jealous. peace.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-13 03:20:04 EDT (#)
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I was at a Crystal Method concert and Scott was throwing water bottles into the crowd. It was at a nightclub so they really didn't see them coming.
Submitted by some1 at 2004-08-05 14:22:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-08-04 15:47:57 EDT (#)
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"heres proof that it wasnt a small crowd:
http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg"
![http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg"](http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg"){kind=link}
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Actually, here's proof that it was: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437
The Rolling Stone picture blacked everything out so it looks like there are thousands of people... but my link shows that there are about 200, tops.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-04 15:39:59 EDT (#)
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The replies in this have been worth reading. Best way to kill an hour of my time ever.
Submitted by al at 2004-07-30 00:50:44 EDT (#)
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heres proof that it wasnt a small crowd:
http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg
Submitted by mentisent8 <chikushou08.at.adelphia.net> at 2004-07-09 19:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kick-assery. Haha.
Blink182 is all about how the girlfriend left, and how their lives suck. If you ask me, all the singer needs is another water bottle to be shoved...
Submitted by TheSiegeMasterFunk <ChineseDentist05.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-09 19:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you mother fuckers who hate blink 182 can have me teabag them while they get fucked in their virgin ass. END QUOTE
Write Later
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-07-03 21:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol!! I like blink 182 but that last line about reporting back with your mission was genious.
Trivia: What does the 182 in blink 182 stand for?
Answer: It is actually the number of times Al Pacino says 'fuck' in the movie Scarface(heard it in a blink 182 interview)
Submitted by woody (user info) at 2004-07-03 21:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was grrrrrrrrrrreat!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-03 21:07:05 EDT (#)
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Is that Kirsten Dunst?
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-07-03 20:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to the user (random cunt) below...
Firstly, Blink 182 suck balls. secondly, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN TO SPELL, TYPE, STRING A FUCKING SENTANCE TOGETHER!!!
yeah, Mark and Travis would have kicked his arse, a couple of faggots up on stage that haven't done a hard days work since they learnt they could make a sound out of a guitar (and not a very good sound at that!). I'm sure they would have gone out into and audience FULL OF MILITARY TRAINED PEOPLE which by the way normally includes UNARMED FUCKING COMBAT and beaten his arse in front of all his mates and collegues.
I some how doubt that, go feel up your other blink loving friends you fucking tosser.
and that goes for the rest of you cocks.
/rant over
Submitted by none <none> at 2004-07-03 20:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u are so stupid one your probly liiny because if u did hi mark& travis (the bassist&drumer)they would have kicked your ass and your just pissed beacuse they are better than u your gay article wasnt even worth reading.oh and by the way u r just pissed cause tom(the lead singer is hot and your probly really ugly asshole.u die bitch
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-01 15:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 04:15:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a mediocre maddox.
http://maddox.xmission.com
At least he seems like he has intelligence.
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First, I never claimed to be Maddox. I don't want to be Maddox. I don't even fucking attempt to write like Maddox. This story isn't even close to his style. He bitches, I tell stories.
Second, only a complete idiot would say that I want to be like Maddox. You said this. Therefore, you are an idiot.
Submitted by Pennywisdom (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:56:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
pennywisdom, i love you.
have my babies???
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im game
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 04:15:55 EDT (#)
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You are a mediocre maddox.
http://maddox.xmission.com
At least he seems like he has intelligence.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pennywisdom, i love you.
have my babies???
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:49:27 EDT (#)
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Plagarism is bad. People shouldn't steal other people's work and try to pass it off as their own.
WHEN YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO A MESSAGE BOARD, GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT.
Submitted by Pennywisdom (user info) at 2004-06-29 04:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:36:43 (#)
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jeez what happened here ?
I HAET BLINK 182!!1!111 WTF
I HAET THERE TRIET LYRICS!!11 OMG WTF LOL I HAET THEYRE POWER CORDS11!1! WTF LOL I HAET TEH GROUPS TAHT HAEV COPEID THEM AND RUIEND MUSIC1!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND I RILLY HAET THEYRE HIGH-VOIECD LEAD SNGER111111! LOL
I 3SP3CIALY HAET WH3N DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD THROWS A W8R BOTL3 IN2 DA CROWD TAHT ENDS UP HITNG M3 IN DA FAEC GIVNG ME A BLODY LIP AND MAH FREINDS AND EV3RYON3 AROUND MA SOM3THNG 2 LAUGH AT1111! OMG WTF
IV3 GOTEN AEHAD OF MYSELF ALOW ME 2 3XPLANE!1!! LOL
PERHAPS U HAEV SEN ME M3NTION TAHT I WAS IN DA NAVY!!1! PERHAPS U ALSO SEN DA S2RY (HTP/WWUBRSIETCOM/M/20241)111! I WROTE ABOUT AN EXP3REINCE I HAD IN A LITL3 MIDLE-AASTARN COUNTRY CALAD BAHRANE1!11! LOL
W3L WHIEL I WAS IN BAHRANE A C3RTANE SHIT BAND ARIEVD 2 PLAY A GIG IN ORDAR 2 BOST TROP MORAEL1!111 LOL (LAT ME TAL U WH3N UR IN A COUNTRY TAHT HAS AN AEVRAEG DALEY T3MP3RATURE OF FIEV THOUSAND DAGRES U NED AL TEH MORAEL BOSTNG U CAN GAT)1!!1!11! WTF LOL APAERNTLY DA MILITARY DIDNT GET TEH MAMO TAHT BLINK 182 IS ON3 OF TEH WORST BANDS 3VER111!1 OMG WTF LOL
NOW NORMALY I WUDNT GO SE A BAND AS BAD AS THESA CLOWNS BUT TEH CONC3RT WAS FRE!1!!11!1 OMG LOL PLUS U GOT AL TEH FRE BOTL3D W8R U CUD DRINK AND A FRE BLINK 182 T-SHIRT11!111 OMG LOL NOW IMM AL ABOUT FRE BOTLED W8R AND I NU DA T-SHIRT WUD GIEV ME SOM3THNG 2 WIEP MAH AS WIT L8R ON TAHT NIGHT SO MAH FREINDS AND I DECIEDD 2 GO!!1111!! OMG LOL
WHEN TH3Y WOK3D ON2 DA STAEG TH3Y STARTAD CHANTNG SW3AR WORDS OVAR AND OVER 2 PROV3 HOW COL TH3Y AER1!!1!1! OMG WTF AFTER A MINUT3 OF THIS THAY FINALY BGAN 2 PLAY THEYRE SONGS111!!!!! OMG LOL
IMAGIEN THIS SCANARIO UR STANDNG BTWEN TWO SW3ATY M3N WIT VICIOUS BO1!!11!! OMG WTF THEIR A FAT GUY IN FRONT OF U WIT RILLY BAD GAS IT IS 140 DEGRES EVEN THOUGH DA SUN S3T AN HOUR AGO AND BLINK 182 MUSIC IS BLARNG IN UR EARS1!11!11 OMG LOL
I NOW KNOW WUT H3L WIL B LIEK AND IM NO LONG3R FRIGHTANAD!!11 OMG
TEN MINUT3S L8R WER3 STANDNG THEIR LIST3NNG 2 THEM WALE AWAY ABOUT BNG 23 AND AVERYONE HATNG THEM11!1 WTF LOL WHEN TEH SONG ENDS TH3Y DECIED TAHT THEY R NOT ONLY ROK STARS TH3Y R ALSO COM3DIANS111!1! OMG WTF
MAN ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAYS!11!! OMG WTF LOL ITS HOT OUT H3RE1111! OMG LOL
SIELNCA FROM TEH CROWD11111!!1 OMG WE WORK IN THIS HEAT DURNG DA DAY WIT OUR UNIFORMS ON WE KNOW HOW HOT IT IS1!111!1 WTF LOL
I M3AN HA CONTINUES I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSIBLE 2 GAT A SUNBURN IN DA DARK11!!111 OMG LOL
PLAY SOM3 FUKNG MUSIC AND SHUT TEH FUK UP!!!!!!!!11111! WTF LOL DA FAT GUY IN FRONT OF M3 Y3LS1!!!11 WTF
AT THIS POINT I H3AR DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAY U GUYS LOK LIEK U CUD US3 SOMA W8R11!!!! WTF LOL
HE THEN PROCEDS 2 PIK UP A W8R BOTLA AND HURL IT IN2 TEH CROWD WIT AL DA STR3NGTH HE CAN MUSTER.!11!111111!111!!!1 RIGHT AT DA BHAMOTH STANDNG IN FRONT OF ME1!!11 WTF LOL TEH FAT GUY DUKS TEH BOTL3 HITS M3 R IN DA FAEC FREINDS LAUGH STRANGERS LAUGH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD LAUGHS!11!!11! LOL
I REACH UP AND 2UCH MAH LIP.1!111!111!!!!111 ITS BLEDNG1111!!! DA LAAD SNGER OF BLINK 182 JUST HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE AND MAED MAH LIP BLED111!!1!! WTF LOL IF THIS WAS A U2 CONC3RT AND BONO HAD HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE I WUD HAEV PIKAD TAHT THNG UP AND TRAASUR3D IT FOR LIEF1!!1!1 WTF LOL HOW3VER WHAN DA BLINK 182 IDIOT DOES SO THEIR ONLY ON3 R3SPONSE I CAN COM3 UP WITH
THROW DA BOTLA BAK AT HIM!11111 OMG LOL
I REACH DOWN PIK UP DA BOTL3 AND THROW IT 2WARDS TEH STAEG1!1!!!! OMG WTF AS I MAH ARM WAS COMNG FORWARD IT WAS BUMPAD BY TEH FAT GUY IN FRONT OF ME1!!!!!1 WTF THIS CAUSED TEH THROW 2 MIS ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD MAN AND HIT TEH DRUM3R IN TEH H3AD1!!1 H3 STANDS UP AND YELS AND S3CURITY PROMPTLY R3MOV3S ME FROM DA SHOW1!11!11 WTF LOL
AS IMM BNG DRAG3D AWAY I SE TEH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD GIVNG MA DA FNGAR11!!!!1! WTF LOL I PUL AWAY FROM TEH S3CURITY GUARDS GRAB A BOTLE AWAY FROM A COMPLETA STRANG3R AND THROW IT 2WARDS DA STAEG ONLY 2 WATCH AS IT HITS TEH BAS PLAEYR IN DA ARM11!11!1 OMG WTF HE TURNS AND GLAERS AT ME!!1! LOL
I HIT 3VERYON3 IN DA GROUP EXCEPT FOR DA INTEND3D TARG3T!!11! WTF THIS ACTUALY MAEKS ME SIK 2 MAH S2MACH!11!!!! WTF B/C OF THIS I HAEV PURCHAESD A TIKET 2 ANOTHAR BLINK 182 SHOW IN COLUMBUS O1!1! AT TEH SHOW I PLAN ON URINATNG IN A BOTLA AND HITNG HIM R IN HIS FAEC WIT IT!111!11 OMG WTF I WIL RAPORT BAK WHEN MAH MISION IS COMPLET31!11!!11 WTF
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I laughed out loud for so long. Well done man
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-28 20:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 sucks dead goat ass.
Submitted by yeah_you_would (user info) at 2004-06-28 20:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good story, i enjoyed it. didn't enjoy the posts so much tho, they made me quite embarrasssed to be a teenager, tho i did like this one
'I wish Travis, the drummer, personally kicked you ass. Im sure I would have if someone would have hit me in the head with a waterbottle'
dumbass, did they not read the post?
Submitted by Katie <daisymae7903.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-28 18:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok listen...you should be happy that blink even went out there in the heat to play!!! and to you? i feell sorry for them, they dont need your crap! get a life. BLINK ROCKS!
Submitted by matt18822 at 2004-06-28 12:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this guy is full of shit...he "went to a blink concert for the water, and also for a t-shirt". bullshit. and now hes spending 30-60$ on another ticket to see them to "throw a bottle at tom". once again, bullshit. hes just mad that people laughed at him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 09:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spaulding182 (user info) at 2004-06-26 10:17:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blink 182 rocks, there are no two ways about it. I've loved them for the past decade. If Tom threw a water bottle at me, and it hit me in the face, I'd probably have a breakdown because he touched it. I'd consider myself lucky. Then, if i had fallen, I'd stand up and scream " I'M OK! I love you!". ---------------------> Any sane person would do this
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hahahahhaahhahahahhahahah
Submitted by josh <josh.at.rock.com> at 2004-06-28 03:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well that was a nice story but god you hate them soo much yet you got another ticket to just hit tom with a water bottle. fuck you and your navy
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make a post entitled "50 Cent hit me in the face with a watermelon rind", post it on his fan page, and watch as the negroes trip over their own lips trying to figure out how to create a username on Uber.
*********
I love you.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie Ray Vaughn's bass player hit me in the leg with a softball outside the stadium in Detroit. I just threw it back...(what was I thinking? I should've gone up and talked to the guy?).
Now I want to go the the Blink concert just to watch you do your thing...but I'll save the cash for your bail.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAY (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Punksnotdead (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha! suck shit!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make a post entitled "50 Cent hit me in the face with a watermelon rind", post it on his fan page, and watch as the negroes trip over their own lips trying to figure out how to create a username on Uber.
Wow.
Submitted by bean (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Blink 182 sucks a lot. The argument that they're successful is completely stupid. All you can gather from the fact that they've sold however many million albums is that they're trendy. If you're going to play simple punk music, you'd better play it damn fast and damn loud, like the Ramones or the Sex Pistols, or better yet, write something by using something other than your "powerchords for pussies" technique book. I wish all guitarists of current bands were subject to a greuling 6-month traning camp under the great Jimmy Page. That man is amazing.
Submitted by accatt2204 (user info) at 2004-06-26 11:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This article is funny as hell, but why would you get so pissed if the bottle wasnt even intended for you!
Submitted by Anal at 2004-06-26 11:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LIEK ANAL SEX with carrots
Submitted by ostrichchix (user info) at 2004-06-26 11:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA, that's awesome. don't get me wrong, i love blink and they've been my favorite band for a long time, but that story is hilarious. for entertainment purposes i give you an A plus plus. haha and i love the picture too, that's uber funny. nicely done
Submitted by spaulding182 (user info) at 2004-06-26 10:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blink 182 rocks, there are no two ways about it. I've loved them for the past decade. If Tom threw a water bottle at me, and it hit me in the face, I'd probably have a breakdown because he touched it. I'd consider myself lucky. Then, if i had fallen, I'd stand up and scream " I'M OK! I love you!". Any sane person would do this. Also, concert security also try to watch out for shit heads like yourself, and most venues don't let you bring water bottles in. Weed however is alright :S. Tom, Mark and Travis are some of the most poliet, and nice people I've had the pleasure of meeting in a long time. So stop whinning, and go suck your dad.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh shit your brother is in the military so you understand everything about the military. omfg im so sorry!
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did i say i understand everything about the military? no, so shut the fuck up and learn to read fucktard. i said i respect people in the military. i even have respect for the douche who wrote this post.
Submitted by alien3456 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I signed up here just to say that Blink 182 blows horse cock... and I hope you go to the show next time filled with chlorene and alcohol... or something that goes KA FUCKING BOOM. Fill it with nails and shit too so that all of the god damn blink fans get stabbed in the eye. You might be jailed for a very long time but if you got rid of that shitty band I would make a religion for you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, this will be on the top 10 most heated for a good while to come. It's twice the heat of #2 for God's sake.
Over 450 reviews on just over 10,000 views. That's insane.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder what the record for most time as the most heated post... hmm.... looks like Mr. Sorrell is getting quite a few hit of this...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DIE POST, DIE!
*stabs computer screen with a wooden stake*
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh shit your brother is in the military so you understand everything about the military. omfg im so sorry!
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just so you know my brother is in the damn air force so dont you think for one second that i have no respect for our troops.
Submitted by Enthused182 <innocentblood.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-25 10:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haah your a fucking ass clown....Whatever your musical opinion, at least he's showing support for his country...for your information the singer's brother served witht he forces in Iraq so that was probably the only reason they played the concert. Don't you just love the fact how now he is one of the major celebrities supporting the campaign of John Kerry. I hate American troops and the country they "protect", but he obviously doesn't. Your an ass clown.
Submitted by ballshaka (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink fans need to find a better way to spend their day...like beating off to a Tom Delonge picture.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make a post entitled "50 Cent hit me in the face with a watermelon rind", post it on his fan page, and watch as the negroes trip over their own lips trying to figure out how to create a username on Uber.
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also...
why don't all you bitches complaining about how he is supposed to be defending thousands of people shut up and go over there yourselves if you are dissatisfied with his performance. i doubt he wants to keep all you asshats alive anyway. damn fanboys. their life dream is probably to suck the tom faggot's millimeter peter.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also, why would you even complain about something like this? you're supposed ot be a big burly man because you're in the navy... oh wait i just remembered that one song that describes the navy so perfectly. you might remember it - it's by the village people.
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I'm not crying about anything you moron. The fact that a water bottle accidentally hit me doesn't bother me in the least. The article is ONLY ENTERTAINMENT. The people here at Ubersite all understood it.
When you watched Independence Day, did you actually think we were being invaded by aliens and Bill Pullman was our president?
Something tells me you did.
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i only got up to reading the review by loserkid. if he didn't think of blink182 as his gods then he wouldnt be a loser. i hate blink 182 and i want to seriously injure those s.o.b.s for making shitty music that all those hot topic posers listen to . good charlotte and blink and all those other shit bands have ruined punk for everyone else. the fucking bitches should all die.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Tom delonge at 2004-06-24 17:51:53 (#)
Ranking: -1
I also have a ticket for that concert and i intend to find you and piss straight onto your head you fucking retard. Why would america send a complaining bitch like you to defend peoples lives when you complain about gettin hit with a bottle? Are you as good with a gun as you are with throwing ya mongo?
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I hate to tell you this, but the concert happened like, two months ago. Your ticket is worthless and you're an idiot.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also, why would you even complain about something like this? you're supposed ot be a big burly man because you're in the navy... oh wait i just remembered that one song that describes the navy so perfectly. you might remember it - it's by the village people.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy crap. you pussy navy bitch. my god, oh my god he threw a water bottle at me, let's all cry. am i supposed to feel bad because you got hit by a water bottle thrown by a guy who has arms skinnier than your dick? quit whining go back to basic and grow some balls. suck it up.
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am the gayest person on earth. I liek to listen to Backstreet Boys , N-Sync, and Britney Spears late at night wiht my bfriend Bruce (aka the leather fuck master)and I am a total loser cuz I diss good music just cuz Im a fagget who only likes POP." -Some Blink loving asshole.
Wow, I would have never guessed you "liek" Blink 182 by your post. I think it is so damn funny when little punk-rockers try to stick up for what they believe. It makes my day watching them try to defend their shitty music and their shitty lifestyle, but only end up making a bigger ass of themselves. I must commend you though, impersonating me was a great way to prove your point. I mean, calling me a "fagget" is right up there with slamming your dick in the door (God Maddox is great at making comebacks). Oh look, you are making me cry boo-fucking-hoo.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Touchdown on the part of Spiral_Abraxis! SCORE!!!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All these fanboy dumbfucks are saying that you're crying about being hit with the water bottle. What the fuck are they talking about? You got hit, and what do you do when you get hit? You hit them back. He didn't cry.
Go back to listening to Blink-182 kiddies.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT IN THE FUCK WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING KIDDY FANBOYS SHUT UP????? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nahhhhhhhh...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, I think that you've created the monster to end all monsters. Bring on the angry villagers with the pitchforks and the torches!
On a side (and totally inplausable note), perhaps the frightening lack of intelligence is all a clever ruse to get Ubersite off of it's collective guard. Perhaps they intend to frighten and horrify the whole of Ubersite through horrible grammar, syntax, and hand-eye coordination.
Submitted by bush son of an asshole at 2004-06-24 18:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey dude, its kinda sad that make a big article on how Tom threw a water bottle and broke ur lip, its retarded...first of all this war on iraq is retarded, killing innocent people for freedom...oh thank those young guys who are going to war for our liberty and safety...well fuck you, u r only makin the US look worst than it is, the whole world hates the US...and the son of an asshole bush, wht the fuck..well i can stay here all day commenting on how stupid this war is, but i got a life not like the person who wrote this article...and im not a blink fan...actually they suck, there are better bands than them, the drummer is the only one who can actually play...yeh an i know this has nothing to do with the article...
Submitted by blinkCentral.com <none.at.anon.com> at 2004-06-24 18:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
visit blinkCentral.com for the latest videos, music and info on blink-182. Check it out:
www.blinkcentral.com
Submitted by Tom delonge at 2004-06-24 17:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I also have a ticket for that concert and i intend to find you and piss straight onto your head you fucking retard. Why would america send a complaining bitch like you to defend peoples lives when you complain about gettin hit with a bottle? Are you as good with a gun as you are with throwing ya mongo?
Submitted by I hate that guy at 2004-06-24 17:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God you are such a pussy. Imagine whining cos you got hit with a plastic bottle you fudge packer. Your supposed to be protecting thousands of peoples lives and your complaining like a 8 year old girl.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As hilarious as that was, it was just a bottle. They always throw bottles into the crowd, then little teenage girls fight over it so they can take it home and masturbate with it.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just figured out you didnt hack into my name but have created the same name as me... how does UBer allow two of the same name, thats pretty stupid.
This is the real totalmusicmaniac(ME!):
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Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by totaImusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!! WTF! You Fag!11!!one
Can I sleep with you now please Tom? "
I didnt post this! How did you hack into my name? Oh well, can i sleep with Tom now? lol
But seriously why would you use my name to make fun of me, just do it like everyone esle.
Submitted by linux kuron at 2004-06-24 17:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey dude
its just a bottle
A BOTTLE
NOT A GUN
A BOTTLE
CALM DOWN
go to sleep...
then go get a girl
thank you
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MORE HATE MAIL!!! (DEATH THREATS KICK ASS):
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From: ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com <ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 2:28 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Your so fuckin gay you stupid ass
Hey you stupid ass fuck you we all fuckin hate you and hope you burn in hell and
die a horrible fiery death cause we think your a stupid piece of shit. you think
you can just throw water bottles at the greatest band in the world i don't think
so i really hope someone kicks the fuckin shit out of you cuz if i ever see you
i will fuckin kill you you stupid ass mother fucker who can't even throw a water
bottle fuck you you stupid ass piece of shit die basterd. cockeater shit fuck
dick shit bitch ass
super awesome blink fan who wants to kick your ass,
tim
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To which I replied:
This is what you sound like:
"LIKE OMG!!!! I'LL KICK UR ASS FAG!!!"
Sure you will. I'm actually so scared right now that I'm shaking. No, wait...that's the caffeine. I'm actually not scared at all. Not even a little bit. In fact, I'm happy. I'm happy because I'm laughing. I'm laughing because you're a fucking idiot who threatens complete strangersfrom behind the safety of your computer screen. It's obvious that you are incredibly tough behind a keyboard, it's too bad you're not equally intelligent.
You have many things to say, but I'd be willing to bet my house and car that you would never say the same things to my face. Feel free to reply back and say you would, I know it's not true.
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being and a complete waste of precious oxygen.
Submitted by henryv1598 <henryv1598@hotmailcom> at 2004-06-24 16:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 sucks, their music sucks, and they are moronic losers. Blink 182 is the punk version of a boy-band.
I grew up with mark hopeless, er, hoppus... he's become an even bigger dickhead than when we were in school together. the moron even got himself kicked out of cub scouts. CUB SCOUTS. How stupid a loser do you have to be?
Dude, can I send you an extra bottle or two? you need to peg them all.
Submitted by Shaystar at 2004-06-24 15:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having a bad day today (not like you care) but this story made me laugh so hard at my desk, I had to tell you it was great. Not a big fan of the band myself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-24 14:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-06-24 14:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by delongesthebestnotthenavyfagge <w/e@w/e.com> at 2004-06-24 01:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
what I find proly to be the funniest part of thsi whoel deal is the fact that he calls Tom the "lead singer" when in blink there is no lead singer so that shows how much of a lie this whoel thing is anyway u stupid fucking 10 yr old who needs to at least start their life sumwhat.
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This makes ME ashmed for being a teenager. Please, God help us all. I don't want to be associated with the CLEARLY retared and moronic types of my generation. How did they all find Ubersite? Did someone post a link on the Blink-182 cult page?
I would also like to state that NOT ALL TEENAGERS are as retarded and "special" as those who have reviewed on this article.
Please, don't judge ALL of us by the creatins who like Blink-fucking-one-eighty-two.
Submitted by ClayVTrainum at 2004-06-24 14:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I am compiling a best of these retards replies and taking them to mt local school board to ask them what the fuck they are teaching these cocksuckers. "
Yeah!, Show them some children are left behind!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 14:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is this not on BAW yet?
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Well, I can't speak for Bart, but I don't really think this is BAW material. It's the reviews that made this story.
Of course, someone could always submit it to College Humor.com, this sort of thing seems to be right up their alley.
Besides, if it went on BAW, it could become a pretty well known story, then we'd have another several thousand hits and this thing would get out of control. I mean, it already has 400 plus reviews for God's sake.
Then again, that could be viewed as a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you look at it.
Eh, whatever... it doesn't really matter either way. It's already received more reviews than anything I've ever written and I didn't even expect that to happen.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom is cool!!! I read your reply...that is really you, right?
Great reasoning...great stories. You managed to really piss off some people and that is a sign that you have skill.
:)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How long will this go on?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is this not on BAW yet?
Submitted by blinkCentral.com <anon.at.anon.com> at 2004-06-24 13:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you like blink-182 come write your comments, download videos, view pictures, lyrics and more! visit this awesome blink-182 site:
www.blinkcentral.com
Submitted by .... at 2004-06-24 12:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha jesus christ that made me laugh. You really need to get a life, rather than fucking whining about getting hit in the face by a water bottle. This is the funniest shit i've read in a long while....well done, and i hope he throws a brick at you next time x x x
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by urgayupussynavyfagget <ursuchapussyudicklick.at.yahoo.co> at 2004-06-24 00:25:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
ok u faggets Tom wont kick ur ass ur right....those fuckin diaper heads will! ull try shootin um but ull shoot sumthin 25 feet behind um and then theyll catch u and ull die! And if u pussy ass sumhow survives that shit by I dunno hiding sumwhere then Tom will kick ur ass but most liekly tom wont cuz u wont live till then!
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I am compiling a best of these retards replies and taking them to mt local school board to ask them what the fuck they are teaching these cocksuckers.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can only think of the next concert Blink plays and someone chucks a bottle on stage.... pandemonium
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to rile them up Tom!
Go Bucks!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, the article is a joke. The two pictures are also jokes. The article makes fun of Blink 182 and myself through self-depreciating humor. I've written over 40 articles at Ubersite and all of them have the same style. I write it because I enjoy writing and people seem to enjoy the articles.
I didn't ask for all you people to rate my stuff. I didn't even write it for you. I wrote it for fun but some jackass happened to see it and take it seriously, and apparently personally. I even got a death threat from some IDIOT fan. Don't you find that a bit ridiculous for an article that's only real purpose is to entertain people? Hate mail, viruses, and death threats? For what? Because people like their music? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
After all this hate mail came in and people actually took their bullshit to Ubersite, I decided to strike back. I actually think it's funny as hell, but what's even more funny is seeing how fucking angry you all get over something so inane. That's why I posted the two pictures. Just so I could piss all of you off some more. WHY? It's entertaining... it makes me laugh. Many of you played right into my hands and made yourselves the butt of the joke (just like I knew you would).
idiots
And for God's sake come up with something other than UR GAY!!! That is NOT an insult to someone who knows he's straight! Seriously, is that supposed to make me stop what I'm doing, look at myself in a mirror, and start crying? NO!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!????
Hardly.
Submitted by Cancer (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
XD Oh my God. This rocks.. I know how you feel.. 'Cept, I wasn't hit in the lip by some closet faggot.. So, I'm basically good to go.
I love how you got the other members of the bands though. XD
And yes..Report back. =\ I say you put petrol in the fucking bottle.. Light it and THEN throw it at the annoying high pitched bastard.
Submitted by totaImusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!! WTF! You Fag!11!!one
Can I sleep with you now please Tom?
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
George Murphy ... you are fuckin ghey. ghey ghey ghey. go crawl back into your mother's snapper and hope to get aborted. Funny story. Hope you accomplish your mission in Columbus.
Submitted by George Murphy at 2004-06-24 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck are you crying over a little cut lip? most people end up worse than that from just going in the pit!!! Your in a fucking warzone, people getting shot all around you ( well except you division, you probably just stayed at camp and took it in turns to "pick up the soap") and you moan about a little cut!!!! Your joined the fucking army, you ll get worse than that, DEAL WITH IT BITCH!!!!
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OwnedByBiafra! finally a blink hater that makes sense.
Submitted by OwnedByBiafra (user info) at 2004-06-24 08:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As much as I dislike Blink-182, it really sounds like the guy was just trying to throw you something to drink.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give them some from me, homes! Fucking blink bitches!
Submitted by skarlett (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww! did the big bad boy get hit in the mouth with a water bottle!!?
firstly, if u hate Blink sooo much why the hell did u go to the concert....yeh yeh it was free there was water..blah blah blah. but still if you hate them so much u don't go!
also.. they were throwing bottles out right?, it would have hit the guy in front if he hadn't ducked ok?
well that must mean that Tom meant to hit you!!
yeh right, your such a fucking a-hole.
ooh I think i'll go and see a band I absolutely fucking hate, i thik I'll force myself to listen to them, oooh and then I'll think I'll spaz out about a bottle giving me a bloody lip.
And I hate them sooo much I'm gonna waste my money on a ticket to go and see them in concert, and blah blah blah.
Aren't u kinda forgetting something....
when u decide to thro the bottle Tom, there is going to be hundreds of other people who are fans who will then decide to harm you !! : )
ahhh! what a happy thought!
I guess you don't have to be that smart to get into the navy!
one last thing...all these people who hate blink 182, and say there song, music & lyrics are shit...why the fuck are u listening to music you hate, to find out if they're crap????
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jeez what happened here ?
I HAET BLINK 182!!1!111 WTF
I HAET THERE TRIET LYRICS!!11 OMG WTF LOL I HAET THEYRE POWER CORDS11!1! WTF LOL I HAET TEH GROUPS TAHT HAEV COPEID THEM AND RUIEND MUSIC1!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND I RILLY HAET THEYRE HIGH-VOIECD LEAD SNGER111111! LOL
I 3SP3CIALY HAET WH3N DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD THROWS A W8R BOTL3 IN2 DA CROWD TAHT ENDS UP HITNG M3 IN DA FAEC GIVNG ME A BLODY LIP AND MAH FREINDS AND EV3RYON3 AROUND MA SOM3THNG 2 LAUGH AT1111! OMG WTF
IV3 GOTEN AEHAD OF MYSELF ALOW ME 2 3XPLANE!1!! LOL
PERHAPS U HAEV SEN ME M3NTION TAHT I WAS IN DA NAVY!!1! PERHAPS U ALSO SEN DA S2RY (HTP/WWUBRSIETCOM/M/20241)111! I WROTE ABOUT AN EXP3REINCE I HAD IN A LITL3 MIDLE-AASTARN COUNTRY CALAD BAHRANE1!11! LOL
W3L WHIEL I WAS IN BAHRANE A C3RTANE SHIT BAND ARIEVD 2 PLAY A GIG IN ORDAR 2 BOST TROP MORAEL1!111 LOL (LAT ME TAL U WH3N UR IN A COUNTRY TAHT HAS AN AEVRAEG DALEY T3MP3RATURE OF FIEV THOUSAND DAGRES U NED AL TEH MORAEL BOSTNG U CAN GAT)1!!1!11! WTF LOL APAERNTLY DA MILITARY DIDNT GET TEH MAMO TAHT BLINK 182 IS ON3 OF TEH WORST BANDS 3VER111!1 OMG WTF LOL
NOW NORMALY I WUDNT GO SE A BAND AS BAD AS THESA CLOWNS BUT TEH CONC3RT WAS FRE!1!!11!1 OMG LOL PLUS U GOT AL TEH FRE BOTL3D W8R U CUD DRINK AND A FRE BLINK 182 T-SHIRT11!111 OMG LOL NOW IMM AL ABOUT FRE BOTLED W8R AND I NU DA T-SHIRT WUD GIEV ME SOM3THNG 2 WIEP MAH AS WIT L8R ON TAHT NIGHT SO MAH FREINDS AND I DECIEDD 2 GO!!1111!! OMG LOL
WHEN TH3Y WOK3D ON2 DA STAEG TH3Y STARTAD CHANTNG SW3AR WORDS OVAR AND OVER 2 PROV3 HOW COL TH3Y AER1!!1!1! OMG WTF AFTER A MINUT3 OF THIS THAY FINALY BGAN 2 PLAY THEYRE SONGS111!!!!! OMG LOL
IMAGIEN THIS SCANARIO UR STANDNG BTWEN TWO SW3ATY M3N WIT VICIOUS BO1!!11!! OMG WTF THEIR A FAT GUY IN FRONT OF U WIT RILLY BAD GAS IT IS 140 DEGRES EVEN THOUGH DA SUN S3T AN HOUR AGO AND BLINK 182 MUSIC IS BLARNG IN UR EARS1!11!11 OMG LOL
I NOW KNOW WUT H3L WIL B LIEK AND IM NO LONG3R FRIGHTANAD!!11 OMG
TEN MINUT3S L8R WER3 STANDNG THEIR LIST3NNG 2 THEM WALE AWAY ABOUT BNG 23 AND AVERYONE HATNG THEM11!1 WTF LOL WHEN TEH SONG ENDS TH3Y DECIED TAHT THEY R NOT ONLY ROK STARS TH3Y R ALSO COM3DIANS111!1! OMG WTF
MAN ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAYS!11!! OMG WTF LOL ITS HOT OUT H3RE1111! OMG LOL
SIELNCA FROM TEH CROWD11111!!1 OMG WE WORK IN THIS HEAT DURNG DA DAY WIT OUR UNIFORMS ON WE KNOW HOW HOT IT IS1!111!1 WTF LOL
I M3AN HA CONTINUES I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSIBLE 2 GAT A SUNBURN IN DA DARK11!!111 OMG LOL
PLAY SOM3 FUKNG MUSIC AND SHUT TEH FUK UP!!!!!!!!11111! WTF LOL DA FAT GUY IN FRONT OF M3 Y3LS1!!!11 WTF
AT THIS POINT I H3AR DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAY U GUYS LOK LIEK U CUD US3 SOMA W8R11!!!! WTF LOL
HE THEN PROCEDS 2 PIK UP A W8R BOTLA AND HURL IT IN2 TEH CROWD WIT AL DA STR3NGTH HE CAN MUSTER.!11!111111!111!!!1 RIGHT AT DA BHAMOTH STANDNG IN FRONT OF ME1!!11 WTF LOL TEH FAT GUY DUKS TEH BOTL3 HITS M3 R IN DA FAEC FREINDS LAUGH STRANGERS LAUGH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD LAUGHS!11!!11! LOL
I REACH UP AND 2UCH MAH LIP.1!111!111!!!!111 ITS BLEDNG1111!!! DA LAAD SNGER OF BLINK 182 JUST HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE AND MAED MAH LIP BLED111!!1!! WTF LOL IF THIS WAS A U2 CONC3RT AND BONO HAD HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE I WUD HAEV PIKAD TAHT THNG UP AND TRAASUR3D IT FOR LIEF1!!1!1 WTF LOL HOW3VER WHAN DA BLINK 182 IDIOT DOES SO THEIR ONLY ON3 R3SPONSE I CAN COM3 UP WITH
THROW DA BOTLA BAK AT HIM!11111 OMG LOL
I REACH DOWN PIK UP DA BOTL3 AND THROW IT 2WARDS TEH STAEG1!1!!!! OMG WTF AS I MAH ARM WAS COMNG FORWARD IT WAS BUMPAD BY TEH FAT GUY IN FRONT OF ME1!!!!!1 WTF THIS CAUSED TEH THROW 2 MIS ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD MAN AND HIT TEH DRUM3R IN TEH H3AD1!!1 H3 STANDS UP AND YELS AND S3CURITY PROMPTLY R3MOV3S ME FROM DA SHOW1!11!11 WTF LOL
AS IMM BNG DRAG3D AWAY I SE TEH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD GIVNG MA DA FNGAR11!!!!1! WTF LOL I PUL AWAY FROM TEH S3CURITY GUARDS GRAB A BOTLE AWAY FROM A COMPLETA STRANG3R AND THROW IT 2WARDS DA STAEG ONLY 2 WATCH AS IT HITS TEH BAS PLAEYR IN DA ARM11!11!1 OMG WTF HE TURNS AND GLAERS AT ME!!1! LOL
I HIT 3VERYON3 IN DA GROUP EXCEPT FOR DA INTEND3D TARG3T!!11! WTF THIS ACTUALY MAEKS ME SIK 2 MAH S2MACH!11!!!! WTF B/C OF THIS I HAEV PURCHAESD A TIKET 2 ANOTHAR BLINK 182 SHOW IN COLUMBUS O1!1! AT TEH SHOW I PLAN ON URINATNG IN A BOTLA AND HITNG HIM R IN HIS FAEC WIT IT!111!11 OMG WTF I WIL RAPORT BAK WHEN MAH MISION IS COMPLET31!11!!11 WTF
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!!!!1111
Blink ROOLZ!!
YOU SUX!!
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm certainly seeing a pattern in the posts from the Blink fans trying to back up Tom Delonge, they all look like they were written by a one-armed chimp with autism. You guys really arn't doing your cause much good by writting in such retarded grammer and childish insults. Try adressing the criticsms rationally and maybe you won't be compared to 14 year old teeny boppers with learning difficulties. Writing "OMFG!!!LOL!!!PWND!!!URGHEY!!!BLINKROOLZZ!!! Just proves everyone else's point.
Also, I like Blink182, they wrote some good songs in their time. I may have moved on to more eclectic sounds, but I always have time for a bit of Blink. OMFG.
Submitted by George Murphy at 2004-06-24 06:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH MY GOD, i cant believe there are still people like you around, now i know where you all went, you went and joined the fucking army, i wish you'd stayed out there 'cos the less people there are like you the better!!!!! I cant believe someone would go to so much effort just because they dont like a band!! what the hell are you trying to prove!! probably the same thing you were trying to prove by joining the fucking army!!! whats the matter? daddy not pround of you? dick too small? girlfriend dumped you when she realised what a piece of shit you were? or all of the above?!!!
Jesus christ i wished you'd died out there. From now on whenever i see a cofin being flown home with the USA flag on it ( like they were some sort of hero? they joined the fucking army for gods sake, they deserved to die!!). Every time i see one of those with sum old lady cryning over it, i will pray that its you dead in there and thats your sad old mama crying cos thats her asshole of a son thats dead. GOOD,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA!
Submitted by Shordash (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Omg, you utter wanker. Wtf is your problem, u must have deserved that bottle. I would give anything to go 2 a free blink-192 concert. well, except join the army, fucking prick
Submitted by Marshy <marshy_for_prez.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-24 05:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, i wouldn't stand for that shit, either 1. the music, 2. the bottle
blink are the biggest asses of all eternity, whatsomeone said ealier about bands being in it for the money? there's only 2 other bands(i say bands, but ones a genre) i can think of who are like that these days. pop bands, metallica, and blink 182.
i say you go and destroy that dickhead, tear him an his little bandmates some new faces, with some razor blades. those bastards deserve everything they get. And to the fans: go listen to some real music, and THEN come and defend them....after seeing how shit they are in comparison you narrow minded cunts, as they are the biggest pile of bollocks since the invention of pop music.
oh btw, heres somethin that could be amusing......you say you're in the navy....have the band keel-hauled down an aircraft carrier...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fucking major reviews Batman!
Submitted by Barry at 2004-06-24 04:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's surprising how much of you Uber nerds have carried out research and looked up shit about the band...you guys all need to go out and get a girl.
Submitted by Blink Rocks! <...> at 2004-06-24 03:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares if tom threw a water bottle at u, don't make it such a big deal, u only hate blink 182 just bc of a water bottle? what a LOSER
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-24 03:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got temporarily disqualified tom. this does not make young john happy.
therefore i shall booze the night away.
"you wouldn't like me when I'm angry..." -the HULK
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-24 02:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't Blink 182 the band with the guitarist who adjusts his strap in such a way that his guitar is all the way down at his knees, and he has to lean forward in order to strum? Yeah, and don't get me started on how much their music sucks. I may be getting them confused with some other shit band, but you know, when you've heard one, you've heard them all. Fuck Blink 182.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-24 02:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. these people from the blink182 site are even worse than I would have expected.
"rox" "bak" "cuz" "ur"
holy fuck. im ashamed for all teenagers.
im with you buckeyes, blink182 is the worst band in history.
seriously, their fake punk shit is just so horrible.
god forbid teenagers learn to listen to good rock and punk music like tool and kings of leon.
Submitted by Brody <punksnotdead3.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-24 01:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no one give a shit asshole
Submitted by doom3 at 2004-06-24 01:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the gayest person on earth. I liek to listen to Backstreet Boys , N-Sync, and Britney Spears late at night wiht my bfriend Bruce (aka the leather fuck master)and I am a total loser cuz I diss good music just cuz Im a fagget who only likes POP.
Submitted by delongesthebestnotthenavyfagge <w/e@w/e.com> at 2004-06-24 01:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what I find proly to be the funniest part of thsi whoel deal is the fact that he calls Tom the "lead singer" when in blink there is no lead singer so that shows how much of a lie this whoel thing is anyway u stupid fucking 10 yr old who needs to at least start their life sumwhat.
Submitted by fuckudoom3 <doom3isatotalfagget.at.gayis.doom> at 2004-06-24 01:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awww Doom3 actually tried bein a big kid there usin words when hes "pissed". It was really great to see that a 7 yr old could be so big nowadays. Congrats on using ur cuss words like a big boy.
Submitted by Evren at 2004-06-24 01:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is on BOW, right???
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit, I put -2. I must have been thinking about Blink 182's shitty music when I saw "Don't bother (-2)."
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, I think we can all agree on one thing here- Blink 182 is cool. Who else but a cool band would put out a song called, " Shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fat turd and twat." They can cuss, OMG they are soooo cool, I just die everytime I hear how cool they are, because they can cuss!! WAKE UP YOU STUPID FUCKTARDS! The only people who cuss to be cool are 13 year old "punks" because they want to rebel from their parents who didn't beat them enough when they were younger. Well, 13 year olds AND the shitty bands who appeal to the shitty music interests of shitty 13 year olds. REAL people don't cuss because it's cool, we cuss because were are pissed.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide is sad at 2004-06-24 01:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That just goes to show that poor Mr. RideJohnnyRide is a sad little man with no life. Don't you have anything better to do than spending your evenings spamming Blink-182 fansite forums? Looks like someone needs to get a life...
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I spent my evening spamming/being a general nuisance the blink182-online.com forums and it feels good.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*squish-thud-splat*
That sound you just heard (saw?) was my brain leaping out of my skull and throwing itself in despair off of the nearest tall building.
Submitted by urgayupussynavyfagget <ursuchapussyudicklick.at.yahoo.co> at 2004-06-24 00:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok u faggets Tom wont kick ur ass ur right....those fuckin diaper heads will! ull try shootin um but ull shoot sumthin 25 feet behind um and then theyll catch u and ull die! And if u pussy ass sumhow survives that shit by I dunno hiding sumwhere then Tom will kick ur ass but most liekly tom wont cuz u wont live till then!
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They keep saying "Tom will kick your ass." He sounds like a nine year old girl, and his arms are about the same size as one too.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that was coherent.
Submitted by theguywhogothitbythewaterisafa <pplinthenavyrgay@blinsbetterth> at 2004-06-24 00:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u r the biggest pussy of all time. and just curious if Tom is a squeeky voiced bastard and as ur freinds call him a pussy and he made u cry like a little girl then that must make u a true pussy huh? u fuckin brown eye invader douche bag!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by steph <maden_chick.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-23 21:45:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, someones ass is very happy. Blink 182 is a great band. And who the fuck cares if some pussy navy guy hit in the fucking lip with a water bottle. If some guy gives you an atomic wedgie what are you going to do? Go home and cry like the little fucking baby that you are to your mother. Grow up and get over yourself
Take your own fucking advice, you stupid, worthless clump of carbob.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love NOFX's new cd its so good. That Nofx song you put on here is funny. But if you think blink isn't funny, that song is kinda the same humor blink does... so. "NOFX SUX, BLINK ROX, IM A BLINK HORE< LOL YOURE GAY" jk i was going for the "teeniebopper-blink fan" mentality. but blink 182 does def. rock well in my book anyway. (I know some pompous asswhole say something witty about how stupid I am probably referring to my book, lol)
Submitted by steph <maden_chick.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-23 21:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, someones ass is very happy. Blink 182 is a great band. And who the fuck cares if some pussy navy guy hit in the fucking lip with a water bottle. If some guy gives you an atomic wedgie what are you going to do? Go home and cry like the little fucking baby that you are to your mother. Grow up and get over yourself
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom_Delonge that was fucking hilarious!
And all blink fans are not pansies, maybe all teeniebopper fans but not real fans.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bottom Fucking Line:
Blink 182 is not talented. The music they play is simplistic and lacks proficiency, no matter how you look at it. They are the lyrical equivalent of an adolescent who is angry at his parents because they didn't let him have dessert one night.
Blink 182 fans are pansies.
Submitted by cherrybeer (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful...
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a good man
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What apology?
Doom, go to www.Blink-182online.com, their site is much better. I like reading the comments.
Submitted by nofx at 2004-06-23 19:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that appology was so fake it wasnt even fuckin funny
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went onto the b182.com site because I wanted to tear them a new asshole, but when I got there, I was gangraped by punk colors, shitty pictures of the band, and the worst website layout I have ever seen. I felt like a bg pussy just for being there. I got the hell out of there as fast as I fucking could.
Submitted by Tom_Delonge (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, first off let me say I'm sorry.
I was in between having my chest shaved (for the ladies) and my ass waxed (for the boys) when my publicist rang to let me know the Blink™ signal had gone off. It's designed to go off when enough of our preteen fans stop jerking off on our posters, action figures, CD's, tshirts, and other fine products (available at a store near you!). As keeping our retarded monke... er fans happy is of paramount importance to us I felt it was my duty to make an official response.
Yes, I threw a water bottle at you. It was juvenile and of course illegal, but I couldn't help myself. You see... Tom... I love you. From the moment I laid eyes upon your rugged physique, the way the light glistened off your forehead, the subtle look of disgust when you eyed the members of the band, totally turned me on. Plus, you actually have pubic hair (You know how long since that's happened at a Blink concert?). I hoped you would come question me about it after the show and I could get your number, maybe apologize over some drinks. Oh well, the best laid plans eh?
In summary, you are hearby issued one free pound Tom Delonge in the ass coupon. I feel it's the least I can do for the hardship you've suffered. Please contact our publicist to arrange a date at your earliest convenience.
With regards, Tom Delonge
Blink 182™
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you could beam one of those idiots from Oasis, I'd give you 1000 bucks. Seriously.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
***NEW BLINK POST***
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36520
That is all.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God I hate uncreative people.
"LIKE, OMG!! I SAW THIS QUOTE ON A PICTURE AT A MESSAGE BOARD I POST AT!!! LOL LOL LOLZ!!! I THINK I'LL POST IT ON HERE TOO!!! I'M FUNNAY!!!!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, the only retards here are Blink182 fans.
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Arguing online is just like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still a retard
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oleander, I did come here to read this, and as I said it WAS funny but like when you tell a joke over and over again, it gets old. As does this thread. And the thing about the internet is that it is great but it also just a place for people to bitch and moan (as I do myself) about thier lives and other topics. Here's a +2 to counter the -2 i just gave.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:28:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was hilarious with all the "blink fans" (or should I say "teeniebopper blink fans" fighting against the "uber site personalities" but now its just stupid and has become stale. If you guys havent' figured it out in your own lives (I mean the one when you get your asses off the interenet) you hardly can change a person's opinion, because it is just that they're opinion and they have the right to have it. I love blink but know that there's no way to change someone who hates blink into a blink fan and its hard for someone that loves a band to be changed otherwise. True fans know why the like a band and dont need to dispute it, its just a waste of time.. and I should know.
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Father help me for I have sinned... again & again & again - wait a second.... oops, with all that preaching I thought you were Father O'Mally, our local molest- I mean priest.
If you don't want to read this I have an easy solution for you - DON'T. Stop what you are doing & go back to your Blink site. And get off your high horse about the net too.... how else did YOU get here brainiac?
By the way..... excellent 'cut & paste' job on this. I love putting the same responce on two posts.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE BEST HATE MAIL YET!!
From: brian pittala <blinkone8to.at.yahoo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 5:19 PM
To: Tom Sorrell <sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Ha ha, you're a fucking retard
ur so fucking gay u ass fucker
the thing i dont get is how "Bithching" about ur post has anything to do with blink knowing who u r. but ya i gess blink dosent care about there fans sense they come out after ever show to meet the fans and do a FREE SHOW IN AFGANISTAN for the troops.(notice i dident include u as a troop b/c ur a fucking loser retard) and i gess they olny care about the money sense they did a hole us tour where the tickets were only 1 FUCKING DOLLOR, they wanted to do it for free but the venues wouldent let them. Ha ha, ur not inteligent.*
ur very tough with a big fat guy bending over in front of u arent u.
get a dick. get a big harry ass to fuck. get a fucking gun and shot ur self in the head b/c ur stupid.
and u2 is a band that only cares about the money and not any thing elts**. go back to afganistan where u belong. dick
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* You're either really really stupid or the funniest person ever.
** U2 only cares about making money? Yea, nevermind them going to Africa to help people. Never mind all their humanitarian efforts overseas. Idiot.
I'm about to make another post about Blink with yet, another picture. Give me a minute or two.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was hilarious with all the "blink fans" (or should I say "teeniebopper blink fans" fighting against the "uber site personalities" but now its just stupid and has become stale. If you guys havent' figured it out in your own lives (I mean the one when you get your asses off the interenet) you hardly can change a person's opinion, because it is just that they're opinion and they have the right to have it. I love blink but know that there's no way to change someone who hates blink into a blink fan and its hard for someone that loves a band to be changed otherwise. True fans know why the like a band and dont need to dispute it, its just a waste of time.. and I should know.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know snuggles likes it when you talk dirty to him. I can't wait to have you suck my fur stick.
Submitted by I like anal at 2004-06-23 17:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SNUGGLES I WANNA FUCK YOU in your anal passage and cum into your gaping wide hole and watch you moan in pain and then im gonna make you lick it up and im gonna take a dump in between your but-cheeks and squish them together and force your gluteous maximus to contract, causing the remaining semen to ooze out of your tightly fucked ass hole.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i rule at 2004-06-23 17:09:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
snuggles is a fucking nerd.
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No No No... you got it wrong. Suggles Fucks Nerds. Like you. Nerd.
Once again, Blink sucks rhino balls musically. Their videos are tired & played out and I personally think they sound like injured hyenas when they sing.
Submitted by i rule at 2004-06-23 17:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
snuggles is a fucking nerd.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merely linkwhoring my Blink 182-related post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36475
Submitted by Snuggles's Mom at 2004-06-23 16:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Snuggles, that was lame you douche-bag. At least come up with something more insulting.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the greatest post of all time. I am going to the Blink sites now to eradicate some teeny fucks wish me luck.
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Submitted by Josie182 at 2004-06-23 12:18:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
you guys are all wasting your time. this is just stupid. im only gonna say this once. ive been to 2 blink 182 concerts...the only concerts ive ever been to. true, im 14 years old, but just leave your rude comments to yourselves, jerks.
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Josie I want to stick my fuck stick in every orfice you have until I have filled you with enough cum to kill you, you are a fucking slut bag who needs a cock in her ass.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you notice my retardedness in that post?
I wrote two instead of too...
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I know why Blink is so damned popular with idiot fucking teenagers... only a teenager would think that's either cool or funny. The rest of the world (the people that possess a brain) know that not only is it not funny, it's a pathetic attempt to "connect" with the stupid teenage crowd. But it works because teenagers are stupid.
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If you know this is true why not just get over the fact that teenagers are retarded and get used to it? I'm sure you were retarded once two. Not everyone is born an adult.
I don't understand why you make fun of these kids because they have the mental capabilities of a 13 year olds.... THEY ARE 13!!!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When are they coming? I can blow up Ohio before they make it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually it wasn't in the desert dome, it was in the area between the gym and the picnic tables across the street from the phone center.
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buckeyes we have no other option we need to get snuggles and any other user that will help to defend our home while we work against these vermin.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-23 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you know. the best blink fan site. and the one i visit the most is their official one: blink182.com ahhh we argue amongest ourselves if blink's new music is really any good or not. i think this ubersite debate would be a healthy change. it is justified that tom through the water bottle at the band. as it is hilarious he hit travis and mark. maybe tom's head would be a better target. you know hwat would be really funny? if you stuck alien pictures all over the water bottle used to hit tom. just think about that.
Submitted by samson (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's fucking good shit dude, I don't give many +2's but that was funny. I hope your serious about going to the concert and hitting his ass, get a picture if you can or have a buddy take one for you since you'll prolly be arrested.
I was in the navy too, by the way, and was wondering who the fuck let that fat saudi girl in the desert dome (assumed that's where you were). As a matter of fact, what marine let her on base.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-23 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhhh!!!! no . lets have peace. listen! behold. i am a blink fan. i truly am. i love their music as well as their humor. and i say that this is the funniest thing...i have read....in a while. ahhh i can imagine travis being hit on the head with a water bottle.ahhhh. good luck at the ohio show. hit tom in the crotch. eh eh. its also funny you have the same name as tom......i think i've siad this before.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just saw this posted over at www.B182.com.
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MAN TISGUY INS ASSOHLE!!!!
HPOSTED HITS TOO:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437
IWNAIT TI KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That pretty much sums it up, eh?
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My fellow Uber users I believe this is a war. There is no way to avoid it. The Ubersite/Blink 182 conflict is now a war. They have made the first strike against our site. I now say we go to every blink site you can find and start ripping it to shreds. We will prevail because we have to.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG U R SO GAY. BLINK 182 OUR HOT. QUITE MAKING UP FAKE LIES CUZ U CANT GET LAYED, FAGGIT!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to throw some more fuel on the fire for the Blink fans, here is this again:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437
Bwah ha ha!!!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet another hate mail:
From: <SoVeryELECTRiC.at.aol.com>
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 3:29 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: blink this
hahaha i hope they shit on your chest! have a nice day :-D
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha someone sent the author a virus....I think that's fucking hilarious....people are taking it too far and making it even more funny!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...actually it probably won't.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...some day
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More mature then? THAN!
This is gonna get on MVM
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahdragos is a dumbass at 2004-06-23 14:29:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm 16 and I'm far more mature then these worthless retards will ever be. They talk about maturity? Most people who are mature know to atleast spell properly and use capitals when talking about someone else being an idiot, otherwise you just look like a fucking tool."
Hey Captain Grammar, "atleast" is not a word. It seems you should also learn how to spell properly, you fucking moronic cunt.
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How much you want to bet that the little bitch that posted this took an hour to write it and had to use spell checker?
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The actual story was pretty funny, deserving of a +1. However, the hilarious replies from pissed off blink fans actually make the story better.
*Blink 182 suck*
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me + Knife + Tom deLonge = Bloodbath
Submitted by ahdragos is a dumbass at 2004-06-23 14:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm 16 and I'm far more mature then these worthless retards will ever be. They talk about maturity? Most people who are mature know to atleast spell properly and use capitals when talking about someone else being an idiot, otherwise you just look like a fucking tool."
Hey Captain Grammar, "atleast" is not a word. It seems you should also learn how to spell properly, you fucking moronic cunt.
Submitted by blaa at 2004-06-23 14:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ooooooooh, sailor boy, and to think your defending our countries. ha ha
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by this site sucks at 2004-06-23 13:21:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations shitfuck, you win the award for dumbest post of all time.
And you win the award for Smallest Cock, log in and let's go you fucking hack.
Submitted by blink 182 at 2004-06-23 14:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahah good throw tom. Pity it did n`t nok sum sense in to that gay head of urs!!!!
Blink 182 roolz!Blink 182 roolz!Blink 182 roolz!Blink 182 roolz!Blink 182 Blink 182 roolz!roolz!
Submitted by Blink 182 at 2004-06-23 14:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:01:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post Tom.
Blink is just another example of Corporate-Rock. I hope those kids grow out of it--there are so many real bands slaving on the road for months at a time out there that deserve recognition.
Some group of fucking hacks like Blink with a team of songwriter's, image consultants, marketing experts and the like don't equate to musicians--they equate to a pile of undereducated rip off artists
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AGREED
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this article kicks ass. It's amazing how many people think that because they saw someone on TV or read an interview that the person is suddenly a "great human being." It is the same as all the people who still believe OJ simpson is innocent because he is "the juice." Your all ill-informed media fed zombies.
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OJ was guilty that blows my mind.
Submitted by minorthreat at 2004-06-23 13:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit. ignore the "your" in my last post. It should read "you're"
Submitted by minorthreat at 2004-06-23 13:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this article kicks ass. It's amazing how many people think that because they saw someone on TV or read an interview that the person is suddenly a "great human being." It is the same as all the people who still believe OJ simpson is innocent because he is "the juice." Your all ill-informed media fed zombies.
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This truly kicked ass. Hell, I'm betting that all of those shitty insults were actually formulated by the only Blink fan in existance, and is just going to great legnths to defend the pile of shit known as Blink 182. I also love how they all ooze hypocrisy. I mean for fuck sakes they insult his intelligence by calling him stupid, yet at the same time they misspell words, can't form proper sentences and don't even know what grammar is? I'm 16 and I'm far more mature then these worthless retards will ever be. They talk about maturity? Most people who are mature know to atleast spell properly and use capitals when talking about someone else being an idiot, otherwise you just look like a fucking tool.
P.S. Blink 182 sucks major donkey cock, and what the hell do you mean grown up music? Their music is just mindless bullshit.
Submitted by this site sucks at 2004-06-23 13:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations shitfuck, you win the award for dumbest post of all time.
Submitted by mark_wears_pink (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
okay.... i agree with what you say about the fact that there are bands out there who are slaving away. if you know anyhting about blink than the fact that you think they are some stupid rip-off band then you would know that blink was one of those bands that were slaving away before. it wasn't until 7 years after they started that they actually made it big and people began to know who they were. before they barely had enough money to pay for gas or anything when they were on tour. once travis joined the band that's when they started to get known in the media. some people say that traivs ruined blink and they became sell outs but that's not true. travis is the only talented musician in that band and helped them become more mature than they were before. I like blink lots, and no i'm not one of those screaming teeny boppers. i also i like their music too.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink writes their own songs.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post Tom.
Blink is just another example of Corporate-Rock. I hope those kids grow out of it--there are so many real bands slaving on the road for months at a time out there that deserve recognition.
Some group of fucking hacks like Blink with a team of songwriter's, image consultants, marketing experts and the like don't equate to musicians--they equate to a pile of undereducated rip off artists.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was staying as far away from reviewing this as possible.
My first reason for doing so was because, I love Blink. Really. I have one of their albums sitting on my desl right now actually... I know, I know, might seem strange, but I really do like them. Their music sounds good to me. No, I'm not deaf or hearing impaired.
Second reason, didn't feel like being flamed for my music choice.
Third, didn't feel the post needed my comment.
But damn it, these reviews are just too funny to pass up commenting on. I haven't even read all of them, but they have me laughing quite hard right now. Especially since I went to blink182.com and saw some of the posts on there, bitching about this one. That just did it for me. You have bought laughter into my life at 1:14 am, and for this, I thank you.
I was tempted before to give you a 0 maybe... (I'm not really that good at insulting people, I don't generally like being mean... plus it was well written, despite views I may not agree with)
But after these reviews... and the blink site... +2.
Just... +2....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After we fianally blow ourseleves off this planet, aliens will look back to this post and recognize the rise of the retards. They'll figure in order to stop the spread of retardation across the world, we commited mass suicide.
All you little fucking inbred cock sucking tittless Paris Hilton wanna be's can fucking die A HORRIBLE DEATH. Blink 182 is just another corporate whore band, no talent, no integrity, no decent music--just another flash in the pan.
I fucking can't stand these kids--these MTV brainwashed, BET watching, Cosmo reading fucking apes--oh, sure you walk upright and have opposable thumbs, but you ain't got a single motherfucking brain cell that can think for it self--and that's credentials for being a fucking mouthbreathing ape.
Submitted by mark_wears_pink (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
buckeyesTHEGAME
how old r u? and y are you against teenagers so much? yes the average blinkfan is a screaming 13 year old girl but not all of them are like that. anyways, i think that you shouldn't dwell on this too much becuase there's so much more that you could be doing with your time.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A small plastic straw and plastic beeds that fit loosely inside make for much fun if you can get close enough.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by gUrLiE at 2004-06-23 12:25:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
yoo iDioTz. BlyNk 182 iZnT wUrTh yO tImE. jUsS sHuTuP. ^o^
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Liek, OMFG DooD!!! WTF!!!11one
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Submitted by wa ha ha <fu> at 2004-06-23 12:16:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
"shit piss fuck cunt cockersucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat I FUCKED YOUR MOM"
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Now I know why Blink is so damned popular with idiot fucking teenagers... only a teenager would think that's either cool or funny. The rest of the world (the people that possess a brain) know that not only is it not funny, it's a pathetic attempt to "connect" with the stupid teenage crowd. But it works because teenagers are stupid.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 rocks my world, they're actually my favorite band, but this was a good post. I always hate telling people this because due to the rabid retard MTV stigma of the average Blink fan. People find it weird because I listen to all sorts of music that most people my age haven't even heard of, but my favorite band happens to be Blink. Yes I know Mark and Tom aren't the best musicians, but their drummer kicks all sorts of ass and their songs just hit that special spot for me.
I'm sure you all care very much about what I have to say too.
I really just wanted to be part of Ubersite history.
Basically I love Blink 182 but I hate the average fan, and good post.
Submitted by mark_wears_pink (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid anit-blink people!
at least blink fans don't go and post lame gay ass bullshit stories about bands they hate. stop wasting the your time and focus and other things.... try bands you do like or other stuff.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
***TRUMPET BLARES***
MORE HATE MAIL!!!!
From: Sam Johnson <bogstandard1986.at.yahoo.co.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 8:07 AM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: blink rock u arsehole
wot fuck u on they come all da way out there to perform 4 free in their own time when they hav wives an newborn babies an all da fuck u can do is rant on like a dickhead.
he accidently hit you in da ass dat u chat out of an u go out helpin your shity fucked up country who pretend to break terrorism when they are da founders of it an u spend all day to destroy innocent lives, but yet hes da bad guy.
u lash out when u get insulted an he was doin da same.
they have millions of fans bt u prob spend all day in a 1room shitty flat wankin over tom mark an travis.
wots sad is u prob joined da navy to gain respect but u talentless shitface did da opposite, so get over yaself u jumped up fuckwit.
our British Navy kicks yr shitty navies arse!!!!!!!!!
your taste sucks an Bono wudnt do u da justice of chuckin a bottle at you.
you knobjock
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(I thought people from England were intelligent. You're making your entire country look bad you bloody wanker!)
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From: mark lawler <lawler_09.at.hotmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 11:47 AM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Shut Up U Fucking Bummer,
BLINK ROCK!!!
Just Because your a fucking gay salior,
Don't take it out on every body else,
So shut the fuck up.
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OMG!!!11 BLINK ROCK!!!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this? This could possibly be the best post ever.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Josie182 at 2004-06-23 12:18:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
im only gonna say this once. ive been to 2 blink 182 concerts...the only concerts ive ever been to. true, im 14 years old, but just leave your rude comments to yourselves, jerks.
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Well... that just about sums it all up.
Submitted by gUrLiE at 2004-06-23 12:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yoo iDioTz. BlyNk 182 iZnT wUrTh yO tImE. jUsS sHuTuP. ^o^
Submitted by Josie182 at 2004-06-23 12:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you guys are all wasting your time. this is just stupid. im only gonna say this once. ive been to 2 blink 182 concerts...the only concerts ive ever been to. true, im 14 years old, but just leave your rude comments to yourselves, jerks.
Submitted by wa ha ha <fu> at 2004-06-23 12:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha well well well.....First of all you are american fighting for your country(This message is not for all americans just those tough ones who thing they are sooo good cause they are in the navy)you george bush wannabe. And you cry when u getting a little bloody lip but no one cares that ur a little girl. like fuck just cause u dont have a dick and you take it in the ass from those other fags that are on board. You are just giving other people a good laugh at you. Sorry that you want to be like tom and have all his money and all his great things and how sexy he is but you will never be able to get that. I know how all u gay navy guys are.....but i hope you u feel good about the post you put up because i know i did..
P.S> shit piss fuck cunt cockersucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
god damn blink fans...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blink821 R teh suxX0rs
this post rules.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious. This has all the componets you need for a great post. The post itself is good, the responses are classic and it got linked to fan pages.
The war is on between Ubersite and Blink fans.
IT
IS
ON
BLINK BITCHES!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to cut and paste a bunch of insults from the random insult generator.
Tool.
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are an incalculably licentious misdemeanant and a disgusting, irredeemably boring pulp of stultifying inanity. I like Blink-182 as a band, at least they're something - you're not.
It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would.
To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
Submitted by mark_wears_pink (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
okay...
truth is this story is funny. and the guy who got hit by the water bottle (the story teller), his whole reaction to it is hilarious; a real knee-slapper that one! anyone who would even do that must be really lonely and need attention... desprately. still to the fellows who think blink is shit; i couldn't care less of what you think! and i'm sure you thoughts are the same about me too. ... but i'm still having fun reading this bullshit story.
that guys lucky too that tom gave him the finger only
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do none of the Blink whores get that this ISN'T a hate post? Buckeye got hit with a fucking projectile & he wants some revege. Pure and simple.
If any of the 'Blink-ers' had been hit at a concert you can bet that they would be lining up to toss water bottles themselves. They seem to be forgetting this in between their posts of 'fag' and 'loser'.
I have heard a few intelligent posts from Blink fans, but they are few & far between. The smarter ones seem to realize that assault was committed by the shrieking monkey at the front of the stage & don't try to win their argument with a clever 'fag' comment. I commend them.
I have my own hate on for Blink 182. Before they hit big my sceen name was Blink. It was changed after I had a trillion idiots ask me if I named myself after the band..... yeah... that word never exsisted before THEM. But beyond the name thing their 'music' is annoying & sure to send all animals in a 100 mile radius into fits of pain.
Submitted by spruce moose at 2004-06-23 09:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and by the way:
"Like, OMG DOOD!!! WTF!!!!!111 UR GAY!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!111one"
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!11one
that deserves another +2
Submitted by spruce moose at 2004-06-23 09:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHA!! i have to say that that is some seriously funny shit! the best thing is that the blink fans are arking up so damn much!
I'm pretty indifferent to blink, i don't really know whether i like them or not but guys, just try to enjoy this for its comedic value, imagine its some other band, who gives a rat's ass who it is? ITS FUNNY!
I don't really believe it, but i don't give a shit either, it made me laugh and that's what counts
Submitted by Sass (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Te stai male.......A COJONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (tanto nn capisce)"
I completely agree.
Submitted by kirsty <kirsty1688.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 09:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i would just like to say that what is the point? tom was trying to be nice and if you cant see a nice gesture then i think you should put you head back up your arse and get on with working! all blink fans arnt the same but i love them and why did you even go and see them if you didnt like them! and can i point out then when they started repeating swear words over and over again ITS A SONG! its called family reunion u retard, so dont dis what you dont know
hey blink rockers!
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mark-Wears-Pink, Uh DUDE! LIKE DUDE! TOTALLY! LIKE, NEWSFLASH! OR SOMETHING!!!
Man, you've got to be the most fucking annoying person I ever encountered. All that effort to back up a piece of shit band like Blink and dazzle us with your "Saved by the Bell" speech. Do us a favour, save it for summercamp. You massive cunt.
Oh yeah, good story Tom.
Submitted by mark_wears_pink (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok... i just joined here so i can post this message. enjoy :)
let's review the story "BLINK 182'S LEAD SINGER HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A WATER BOTTLE"...
"I hate Blink 182. I hate their trite lyrics. I hate their power cords. I hate the groups that have copied them and ruined music. And I really hate their high-voiced lead singer."
^^^This comment is all in a matter of your own opinion. Some people may agree with you and others won't. For example I don't agree with this beacuse I'm a really huge Blink fan.
"When they walked onto the stage, they started chanting swear words over and over to prove how cool they are. After a minute of this, they finally began to play their songs."
^^^Dude? NEWSFLASH! Blink has been doing this since day one. They don't chant swear words to prove their cool at all. "...we're just stupid idiots..."-tom delonge They don't try to prove anything; they're just themselves and if you don't like what they're all about then that's just your own fault.
"I hear the high-voiced bastard say: 'You guys look like you could use some water.'
He then proceeds to pick up a water bottle and hurl it into the crowd with all the strength he can muster... right at the behemoth standing in front of me.
The fat guy ducks, the bottle hits me square in the face, friends laugh, strangers laugh, high-voiced bastard laughs."
^^^Err.. I don't know about you but to me this says that Tom Delonge realized that it was hot outside and threw the bottle of water into the crowd (not aiming for you or anyone) so that people could cool down by drinking the water. I mean you did say that it would've hit the fat guy if he didn't duck... why the hell we'ren't you yelling at the fat guy? He's the one that let it hit you! DUH!
"I reach up and touch my lip... it's bleeding. The lead singer of Blink 182 just hit me in the face with a water bottle and made my lip bleed!"
^^^Dude, my godness! Your in the navy (or at least that's what you say) and you're all worked up about the fact that you're lip bleed becuase of the water bottle? I would seriously love to see you get a serious injury, I don't want to even imagine you then. I mean what happens if you get shot? Your in the navy and your acting like a pussy becuase your lip bleed.
"If this was a U2 concert, and Bono had hit me in the face with a water bottle, I would have picked that thing up and treasured it for life. However, when the Blink 182 idiot does..."
^^^So let me get this straight-- you spazz becuase Tom hits you but if Bono hit you it would be a good thing? Both stories you get hit and your lip bleeds yet if Bono hits you, it makes it okay and when Tom did it was wrong? Your contradicting yourself.
"...there's only one response I can come up with: Throw the bottle back at him"
^^^Throwing the bottle back at him is something a little kid would think of, not a navy person. That justs puts you at a low.
"I reach down, pick up the bottle, and throw it towards the stage. As I my arm was coming forward, it was bumped by the fat guy in front of me. This caused the throw to miss annoying high-voiced man and hit the drummer in the head. He stands up and yells and security promptly removes me from the show."
^^^Even if you tried to hit Tom as you said you did, when the fat guy bumped your arm the bottle still wouldn't have hit travis right exact in the head or anyone. You must have had to throw it really hard and had extremely good aim to hit any of the band members, unless you were right at the the front of the stage. Otherwise you ould have been just too far away.
"I hit everyone in the group except for the intended target. This actually makes me sick to my stomach. Because of this, I have purchased a ticket to another Blink 182 show in Columbus, Ohio. At the show, I plan on urinating in a bottle and hitting him square in his face with it."
^^^Dude! Why waste your time and money. You don't even like Blink and your actually going to continue to try and hit Tom when he didn't even mean to hit you in the first place? This goes back to my point I said ealier about how a little kid would think to do this and not a navy person who represents our country. It's actually an overstatment to say this. You don't know how to act resonsible and to do anything in the ways of representing our country.
On a final note that I would like to say is that, the high-voiced singer (Tom DeLonge) that you tried to hit has a brother that has gone to war and they care about everything that you are doing and wanted to give something to you guys (a free show and other freebies). You should take it whether you like it or not and be thankful. The fact that you're not is really sad. I mean if I was you and hated blink I would be happy to have someone even think about me and the other troops, even if it was someone I didn't like still, you should aslays be thankful in any situation.
ps. I got the link to this page from another site (a blink-182 fan site) and they think it is funny as shit. Blink doesn't even let people bring water bottles to their concerts. Your story is bull.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by blitzkrieg bob is a fag at 2004-06-23 08:30:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:30:00 EDT (#)
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Funny post.
Amazing responses. Amazing.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:28:34 EDT (#)
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Holy Fuck!
You got linked on the INDEX PAGE of http://www.b182.com/
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Submitted by this site sucks dick at 2004-06-23 08:28:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by only homos join the navy at 2004-06-23 08:27:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HooD88 <.....> at 2004-06-23 08:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you shit!!! blink-182 are VERY GOOD!!! AND TOM IS THE BEST!!! FUCK YOU MAD!!!
I BLINK REGNANO!!! COGLIONE FACCIA DI CAZZO...FATTI INCULARE DA UN CAVALLO!!! BUAUAUAUA!!!
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little navy carnival freak. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.
Trying to get something of value out of your article is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Reading your whiny comments about getting hit by a plastic water bottle is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Nah, of course you would.
Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.
Submitted by Buckeye THEGAY at 2004-06-23 08:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by you're all gay at 2004-06-23 08:23:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how the fuck did this get so heated? its funny, but goddamn! its not that great. -2 on principle.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAHAHA!!!!
What you need to do now is get any old empty water bottle, put it up on ebay, put a link to the ebay auction here and on wherever you went to attract these rabid teenagers. I would be willing to bet that you get at least $50 for the empty bottle.
Submitted by _VALE^182 at 2004-06-23 07:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Te stai male.......A COJONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (tanto nn capisce)
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that this post shot straight up to the top of the most heated list is awesome. It's funny as hell.
The fact that we now have a bunch of retarded Blink fans who know about this site is not awesome.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm tempted to +2 the fuck out of this post, for the following reasons:
1)
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Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:45:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Reasons why it's not true:
4. Travis wouldn't yell
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That in itself is fucking hilarious; I can almost see a thirteen year old girl cuddling her Travis dolly and crying to herself.. "Travis wouldn't yell, he's a lot more subdued and sweet than people give him credit for :'( :'("
2) The number of assclowns who have responded to this post in Blink's defence is hilarious.
3) The post itself is funny as shit and deserves to have the publicity it has from being on the Most Heated list.
4) To piss off the Blink fans.
Carry on, maestro.
Submitted by punkacid <punkdacid.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 06:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your such a dick fuck oh my god i got hit in the face with a water bottle while i was just standing there staring at it as it was comin towards me, your such a retard, its your fukin fault why u got hit in da face dont blame it on tom delong hes cool as gay cunt
Submitted by Thorion <ehhh> at 2004-06-23 06:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how people assume that being in the navy makes you obvlivious to pain. Oh and this---- Jesus, get a life you sad asshole dont you have anything better to do than write about the time the lead singer from blink 182 hit you with a water bottle? --- Nope, he has nothing better to do and neither do we, which is why we respond to it. But you are a hypocrite. and justto see how many people shit themselves over this " BLINK SUX AZZ!!!!!!111"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I am about to get fired because of this post.
Submitted by Zoghade (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you need backup at a Blink concert around NW Indiana and either I or you have the money for a ticket, I'll join :D .
A lot of these whiny dumbasses make me think of a kid who falls off his bike and scrapes his knee. OH NOES! I HAV A BOOBOO!!! Only this time, they're whining because someone said they should get a scraped knee. Unlike their logic though, it's fine for you to complain. Why? Because unlike you just falling off your bike on your own and scraping your knee, it's about the same as you being kicked off your bike my some moron that thinks he's tough shit.
Submitted by B at 2004-06-23 05:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man you are a complete retard arent you? I am suprised you even got into the goddamn navy, you sound like a kid man, you're crying becuase you were hit with a water bottle? Jesus, get a life you sad asshole dont you have anything better to do than write about the time the lead singer from blink 182 hit you with a water bottle? Im glad Tom did hit you with that bottle, it sounds like you deserved it,, and you're such a bitch to hit poor little mark, you tard! thats harsh! and hey the thing about you pissing in a bottle and going to one of thier gigs, thats just totally lame, man you seriously have a problem you need to sort out man.
oh and Bahrain, it's a nice place and it's not actually that hot, i should know becuase as a kid i used to live in the middle east, the only reason you found it hot is probably becuase you are a fat bastard.. and also, im suprised you're married, i wonder what your girl is like.. sounds like a jomez!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl at 2004-06-23 04:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny indeed! A+
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-06-23 04:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by watapussy at 2004-06-22 13:29:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
they dont suck at all, they have fuckin 8 albums sold over millions of copies and there gonna have some fuckin douche bag down them because hes tired of gettin fucked in the ass in 140 degree weather."
So, are you trying to somehow equate album sales with talent? Need I remind you of Britney Spears, 50 Cent, Vanilla Ice, Ricky Martin, Creed, Motley Crue, Def Leppard (The Seven-Arm Suck Machine), Chumbawumba (or however the fuck it's spelled), etc.? Blink 182 is heinous. Too bad this post is attracting hordes of belligerent, snot-nosed brats.
Oh, and when did "what" get changed to "wat"? Are these morons that fucking lazy? Damn I fucking hate that. And contractions need to have APOSTROPHES, idiot.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 03:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See? You're learning already. Sarcasm, throwing points back into the opponent's face... Ubersite is changing you. You have already begun a transformation to non-suckage. Just look at you, all grown up now. *Sniffles*
I think that it's more of a RAWR than a "ROAR," but that's just my own humble opinion.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 03:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just damned funny to see Blink 182 fans say that U2 sucks.
Submitted by Atticus_alpha <player1_3000.at.yahoo.com.au> at 2004-06-23 03:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That story sucked. I hope he did hit you in the fucking head cause you sound like a real asshole; shit, you must be an asshole or stupid if you join the navy; and 'U2' what the fuck, they are the worst musicians and its clear to see. Bono can't sing, they're pretentious, always have some lame effects. Go back to fucking your dog, redneck.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lady is just a regular little pussy cat isn't she? ROAR!
I've graduated highschool. True I'm only 17 and some odd months, and I graduated from a continuation high school but that still counts for something right?
Oh, and to make you feel better I've suffered two semi-serious concusions. I know it's not the same as getting hit by a tour bus but I figured it would make you happy. It may also explain why I can't argue over a "second grade level"...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My apologies. I think it's all out of my system now. I've been having a bad week, and really needed to unleash a torrential wave ov venom at/upon somebody. Kick-ass story. Goodbye.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lady Plural, every time you reply and give this a 0, the rating goes down.
If you want to fight, log out and do it.
Scott James, 100% tongue-in-cheek, not semi.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, dear Atticus, for enlightening us, but I think you are obviously not in-sync with what this site is all about - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/about.cgi
Tom wrote an hilarious account of a concert he attended which accumalated in an amusing incident whereby despite several attempts(remember, he was the victim) a calamity of errors meant that his return strikes hit everybody but the intended target and that he has now sworn to take revenge, in a semi-tongue-in-cheek fashion.
Although, since these little pissants have been badgering him incessantly, I for one hope that Tom does nail the bastard with a bottle of urine so the whiny fucks really have something to whine about.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you sound like an asshole 15-year-old whining because he failed another English test and doesn't know why. We value things like grammar because it is important in expressing one's self in a conversation. For example, "That douchebag is a fucking Atticus" conveys an entirely different message than "That Atticus is a fucking douchebag." We use tenses to tell when something is or has happening or happened. For example, "I hope that Atticus gets run over by a blink 182 tour bus" conveys an entirely different meaning than "I hope that Atticus got run over by a blink 182 tour bus." The first one simply expresses a wish for the future, while the second one expresses a wish for the past (because if you were at some point in your childhood- earlier in it, at any rate- run over by a tour bus, I would understand why you can't write or argue above a second-grade level)
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just joined here and I'm not liking it one bit.
This is just one giant pissing contest isn't it?
Is this the place where people who, in the real world can't stick up for themselves or get bullied at school so they come here online to see if they can win the "grammar battle" to make themselves feel better? This site is really, really sad. And before you start screaming "well leave then!", believe me... I will.
You may think your having a battle of "wits" here on this site but you all just really sound like a bunch of jack asses with an anal spelling and grammar obsession.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was addressed to Attucus, by the way.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And also... Learn to speak/write/SOMETHING in something even approximating proper english. As far as I can tell, for the most part, people are disgusted at the level of immaturity and idiocy that blink 182 fans are overwhelmingly displaying. Here's a nice little speech for you.
Although I fully and truly respect* your little "fan club," attacking another person for writing an account of a blink 182 concert is not nice. As if that weren't enough, most of you have written attacks desplaying a level of writing skills that I had previously thought achievable only by trained professionals**. As such, I will continue to defend this web site and this post until you either go away, or I tire of it. Given that as a group, you appear to have the collective attention span of a two-year-old, the former is far more likely to happen. Please, consider this statement*** and learn to write. Perhaps then you will be taken more seriously****.
*By "respect", I mean "Find truly laughable and yet cute in the way that a retarded, ugly puppy dog is" I can't help but laugh, but I feel bad for laughing and mocking people who are just too stupid to fight back.
** By "trained professionals", I mean, "A blind, drunken llama with mad cow's disease and no interpreter could write more intelligently and/or coherently than you have so far."
*** By "consider this statement," I mean, "Snort crushed glass, drink some bleach, and go and bother somebody else."
****By "taken seriously," I mean, "Maybe they won't laugh at you to your faces."
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People still like Blink 182? Pussies.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atticus, weird how you suck...
LMFAO, these are the comments coming from the people complaining that 13 year olds have no brain cells.
I suck... WOW! That was the best insult I think I've ever heard. Much better then "your gay". I mean bravo... brafreakingvo...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt, in order to read all the comments it would take you about two hours. heh
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:06:44 EDT (#)
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Un-fucking-believable...Let's get these fruitcakes out of Uber. Thanks for putting on the fight over there for all of us Tom
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atticus, weird how you suck...
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i could read this post for hours
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Weird how you keep trashing us for defending a band and you keep trashing the band because you don't like them. And complain about how lame this is but continue to post defending your stand on the arguement. And also saying the same insults as the "fans" only spelling it right...
I still don't see how that makes you any better or more adult. Seems to me you guys are worse for picking on 13-15 year old's tastes in music.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:41:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:18:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 fucking sucks. I praise our military men for fighting this trash with their own water bottles.
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:22:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
**The water bottles were provided at no cost to us.**
It was heroic anyway. I do not agree with many things that the US military does, but I do feel safer knowing that someone, somewhere, is willing to defend me, nay, our entire country from the ravages of evil, armed with nothing more than a plastic water bottle. Sir, I salute you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:22:28 EDT (#)
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**The water bottles were provided at no cost to us.**
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 fucking sucks. I praise our military men for fighting this trash with their own water bottles.
Submitted by E9 <tomascaraway44.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 01:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 Fans Caught in Act of Bukkake.
179 thousand 12-17 year olds were caught in the act of the world's largest Bukkake. In between orgasms the young boys learned how to fuck up their spelling even more than ever thought possible. The boy snad girls also practice perfecting their 'high voice bastard' lyrics. A blow up doll of Tom Delogne was popped and 2/3 of the children died. If only the world had more blow up dolls of Tom Delogne to pop it would be a better place, but Blink 182 fans bought all of them within five minutes of release. 'If something happened to Tom, seriously I would die.' one disturbed fan said. Delogne is preparing to be hi in the face with steaming urine at an upcoming Ohio show buy a man that is ready for the end to the words 'Don't waster your time on me (squeak) you're already the voice inside my head.' If you happen to see a young Blink 182 fan on the street comfort them, this is a rough time for them, the sperm count in Blink 182 fans between the ages of 12-17 decreased 35% from last year and might spell an end to long lasting bukkake parties.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No problem LadyPlural, I was just too much of an idiot to realize what you were saying. Well you are still educated, lol.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey you fucking Blink faggots come suck my fucking furry cock while I shit some hairballs on your chest just like your Mommy likes it. http://www.ubersite.com/m/36439
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. I see why. Sorry for confusion- I should have put quotation marks around the "I am a blink fan" bit. That was a reply from someone else.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LadyPlural you are a very funny (yet educated) blink fan. Genius!
Thank you, but I hate blink 182 with a passion that is overwhelming in its intensity.
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:28:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
LadyPlural you are a very funny (yet educated) blink fan. Genius!
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Someone's hitting on you Lady..
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am a fan of Blink and I think the posts on this site are pretty sad. It's unfortunate that the majority of Blink fans are 13 year old girls with the vocabulary of a dead cat. Obviously, some of them are also 13 year old boys with the vocabulary of a dead cat." -LadyPlural
I agree, very true and hilarious!
"HA! Astonishingly, the local punk/alternative radio station just said that somebody had requested some song (all I know is, vile and trite do not even begin to describe it) by blink 182 earlier, and the person who requested it asked that it be dedicated to all of the "blink fans who r doing there best too keep some guy on the internet from killling Tom*" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA" -LadyPlural
That is also hilarious!
LadyPlural you are a very funny (yet educated) blink fan. Genius!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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New post about Blink:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that doesnt mean they sucks. Just because you repeatedly call them gay, does not mean they're gay, although I highly doubt that Tomy gives a shit.
In your case, however, it DOES mean they "sucks" in your case. And... WHICH "TOMY"? CONFUSION! I mean, I would assume that you were talking about various idiots calling the author of this post gay, but your lack of a command of the English language leaves a considerable ammount of doubt as to the Tom that you are speaking of..
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by StratRat9 at 2004-06-23 00:05:15 (#)
Ranking: -1
I highly doubt that Tomy gives a shit
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I highly doubt you're close enough to call him "Tommy."
The members of Blink 182 are not your friends, they've most likely never met you and if they have, probably don't remember you. You've been used by them to promote their crappy repetitive music.
Submitted by StratRat9 at 2004-06-23 00:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok everyone has different tastes, and just because you dont like Blink 182, that doesnt mean they sucks. Just because you repeatedly call them gay, does not mean they're gay, although I highly doubt that Tomy gives a shit. Heres a little secret about concerts:if you don't like the band, you dont have to go. And also, although I thank you for serving our country, please remember that serving in the navy doesnt make you god.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ehhhh... I suppose so. And yet- I don't think that we're really that interesting.
Submitted by uradumbass at 2004-06-23 00:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
quote "Because of this, I have purchased a ticket to another Blink 182 show in Columbus, Ohio"
you are a retard, cuz you posted this article on june 15, blink isn't coming to colombus, they were there a month ago (may 14)
Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing on the internet has made me laugh this much in a long time.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.
Maybe MTV will call me so I can bitch them out too. Of course then I'd have bombs delivered to my house... fucking teenagers.
On a side note, I'm about to make a new post about this nonsense. There WILL be a custom photograph inculced. Look for it in the next few minutes.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah. Florida has and always will be America's wang.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gainesville, Florida. It's definitely not the asshole of the universe, but it probably is somewhere in the large intestine.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless...
But what city is this?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! Astonishingly, the local punk/alternative radio station just said that somebody had requested some song (all I know is, vile and trite do not even begin to describe it) by blink 182 earlier, and the person who requested it asked that it be dedicated to all of the "blink fans who r doing there best too keep some guy on the internet from killling Tom*"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*The misspellings and grammar/word errors were added by me, in order to more accurately convey the message and the person who obviously voiced it.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a fan of Blink and I think the posts on this site are pretty sad. It's unfortunate that the majority of Blink fans are 13 year old girls with the vocabulary of a dead cat.
Obviously, some of them are also 13 year old boys with the vocabulary of a dead cat.
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First off, I didn't know Bahrain was also called Iraq. "OMG hes in teh service so he must be in iraq!1"
Just because they go through basic training doesn't mean they get less pissed off when they get hit in the face. I bet if someone walking down the street threw something in your face you wouldn't be pleased.
Britney Spears has sold more records than Blink 182... selling records doesn't mean you're a good artist. It's all about the flavor of the day, and fortunately for Blink there's always some moron out there to buy their over-produced crap.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats too funny!
Submitted by Ilikerabidzebras (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey you suck. You used Blink 182 just to get free water and to wipe your ass with the t-shirt you were going to get. So yeah...you are a pathetic loser. Have a great day you cheap, pathetic want it up the ass by bono loser.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noooo
6/22/2004 9:11:13 AM - by Soap182
no1 can really hurt tom can they
if they do i wil die - seriously
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If only this were true. Because if I've learned anything from vampire movies, you have to kill the head vampire to kill all of his subjects.
Godspeed Tom.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EVEN MORE HATE MAIL:
From: E Berlin <greenshoes182.at.yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 10:43 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: none
Okay... first off I read your article or post if you could call it that. Im glad to hear that you served in the military and all that... Im sorry it was very hot there. Im not sorry at all that you got hit in the face with a water bottle at the Blink 182 concert. You diserved it. I wish Travis, the drummer, personally kicked you ass. Im sure I would have if someone would have hit me in the head with a waterbottle. Blink 182 is an amazing, tallented band and they took time out of their busy schedules to do something nice. I know that they swear and it may not be appopriate, but that is their personality. Their personality is to play music, joke around, and say 'fuck'. Obviously yours is nothing close, because you are a total asshole. I hope you enjoyed the Columbus concert. I personally was there and did not see anyone with enough balls to throw a urine filled waterbottle at Tom. I'll look fowared to seeing you make even more of an ass out of yourslef if you do decide to throw the waterbottle at his face.
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From: brian pittala <blinkone8to.at.yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 10:53 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: haha ur a dumb ass
hahaha ur post about blink hitting u in the face is so fucking funny! u deserve it. and buy the way u2 sucks!! u probably want to fuck bono right in the ass if u could, give him a little bit of ur bono. haha, ur a fucking panzy, ohhhh i got hit in the face with a water bottle booo hooo, suck it up sally its not like he was going for u, and blink is the greatest band in the world and u are a fucking loser. i bet tom could beat the shit out of u so shut up u high-voiced-bitch, go suck cock shit head.
"shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fat turd and twat.... i fucked ur mom!" -blink 182
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reasons why it's not true:
1. If you are over a certain percent body fat you are not allowed to join any military service so the idea of a fat guy in the navy is not realistic.
2. The whole "travis being 25 feet away" thing
3. Security doesn't go into the middle of the crowd to drag people out
4. Travis wouldn't yell
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You need to join a CSI team because you're brilliant. Way to put the pieces together Grissom! I'm going to buy you a Sherlock Holmes hat so you can wear it proudly around your town.
One question, what is your definition of fat? Because mine is anyone who has skin folds. I hate to say it, but there are some fat fucking people in the military. This guy was one of them.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's pathetic that so many people feel the need to defend a music group that makes millions of dollars a year. You people need to get a life and understand that the members of Blink don't care about you. You could yell and scream about my article until you're blue in the face, but what have you really accomplished? At the end of the day, the members of Blink still don't know who the hell you are and you've wasted time bitching about (or to) a complete stranger. And for what purpose? To defend a group of complete strangers who only care about your money.
Get a life.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a fan of Blink and I think the posts on this site are pretty sad. It's unfortunate that the majority of Blink fans are 13 year old girls with the vocabulary of a dead cat.
I know your story isn't true for many reasons, one being the fact that in several posts you have practically said that it was not true, but some of these retards have failed to see that.
You do have a very good imagination but REAL blink fans who actually play their music on their own guitars and have been to shows can see many reasons why it's not real. But uh... reading the posts was very entertaining.
Reasons why it's not true:
1. If you are over a certain percent body fat you are not allowed to join any military service so the idea of a fat guy in the navy is not realistic.
2. The whole "travis being 25 feet away" thing
3. Security doesn't go into the middle of the crowd to drag people out
4. Travis wouldn't yell
There are more, I just don't feel like listing them all.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, but on the whole, we're a bunch of mindless, ignorant morons. Of course, I'm still bitter at the public school system, so it may just be residual irritation. Bedtime...
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I resent that. Sadly, though, you're pretty much right."
Actually, no, this is the part where you proved me wrong. At least there was one teenager out there who hasn't lost her mind on behalf of a rock band, and a mediocre one at that.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have lost all faith in the adolescent generation. But it sure was funny as hell though.
I resent that. Sadly, though, you're pretty much right.
I still like the post, and these comments are hysterical.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't link the site - the fucking address was too long - but I cut-and-pasted the comments from the thread where some fan, going by the name of BlinkFanDan2002, posted Tom's orginal post unde the title of "THIS IDIOT IS GOING TO HURT TOM! READ THIS!"
Observe and be in awe:
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COMMENTS 1 - 11 of 11
heh
6/22/2004 11:32:22 AM - by spooner2222
You guys seem to be forgetting...
he could kick your ass. He's in the Navy. They don't let just anyone into the Navy.
wtf?
6/22/2004 9:22:15 AM - by holly_let_me_out
Ok, somehow I doubt he could have hit them... Sorry, but he sounds like a wimp asswipe (because he thinks blink 182 is gay, his judgement MUST be thrown off because he is gay himself). But don't you think we would have heard about it? I haven't heard anything about them gettin hurt (besides travis breaking his leg, but that happened awhile ago). And besides... If he hates Blink 182, what the fuck was he doing at one of their concerts? Even if he went to see someone else, he coulda done something while they were playing... God, I hate fucktards like that...
i read that
6/22/2004 9:17:41 AM - by yanhotpantsfishgutsfuckboy - i'm a chick
what an ungrateful basterd! i already lefy my opinion!
fair enough he don't like blink! but his fucking lucky all tom did was give him the finger!
Well sorry...
6/22/2004 9:17:03 AM - by BlinkFanDan2002
Damn, sorry man. but so what if you posted it or not. I am just trying to get the freakin word out, isn't that what you were trying to do?
Go to this wed site
6/22/2004 9:15:13 AM - by BlinkFanDan2002
Go to this web site if you wanna read the real thing and maybe try and Jack up this asses web site!
ASSHOLE!
6/22/2004 9:13:31 AM - by steve lafleur999
i posted this yesterday! an now u take credit for it! an that asshole at blink-182online.com POSTED IT RIGHT WHEN I PUT ON THE DAMN FORUM HERE!
yeah...
6/22/2004 9:12:31 AM - by BlinkFanDan2002
i wansen't really all that worried since he tried to hit tom but hit mark, but if he dose hit him it would really suck to be hit dead straight in the face with a bottle of PISS! you know what I mean?
noooo
6/22/2004 9:11:13 AM - by Soap182
no1 can really hurt tom can they
if they do i wil die - seriously
exactly
6/22/2004 9:09:12 AM - by 123pee_on_me
and he obviously has no aim since he is using the "fat guy moved his arm so i missed him" excuse. plus, how much damage could a water bottle do?
no worries man
6/22/2004 9:07:43 AM - by Rage against the machine
he's probably a puff who is all mouth and no action
Just to let you know...
6/22/2004 9:04:50 AM - by BlinkFanDan2002
this was not me that said this, it was some Naval guy and someone needs to go to the shows he is planning to attack at and KILL THAT NAVY BASTARD!!!!!
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I have lost all faith in the adolescent generation. But it sure was funny as hell though.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about youarsoghey
User id: 4613
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Woo! Same amount of reviews as my User id.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:28:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:30:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh! #4 most heated! lol Im official now, just signed up with Uber!
-Alvaro
totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com
*Sigh*
It has begun.
No particular offense, Alvaro... Really.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Achtung: SCHWULER MENSCHEN!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh my aching head. I read all these reviews, the message boards at the blink sites, comments and rants and oh, fuck, I haven't laughed this much in days.
People are insane.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are times when no snide comment is adequate. This post was pretty good, but the reviews make it even better.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner at 2004-06-22 20:59:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
they call me spooner because i like to eat the shit out of my grampas ass with a spoon!
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Shit, I forgot to log in when I posted that. My bad.
Submitted by Anonymous <votefortravisb.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 21:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Travis the drummer could kick your ass, and so could mark, and tom you are a fuckin retard and just because you serve in the navy doesnt mean shit, you fuckin bastard
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Bored at Work if I EVER saw it.
Good job. Fuck those assholes. Although their show in Philly was good.
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry...I love this post.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Liek, OMG Spooner!!!111 That dood pwned you!!!1one
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spooner at 2004-06-22 20:59:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
they call me spooner because i like to eat the shit out of my grampas ass with a spoon!
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HAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOOOOH SPOONER GOT PWND!!!
just kidding, that sucked.
Submitted by Spooner at 2004-06-22 20:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
they call me spooner because i like to eat the shit out of my grampas ass with a spoon!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, it makes you sick to your stomach... that cracked me up.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:03:55 EDT (#)
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Spooner, at my school the emo kids and the preps are one in the same.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And let's see if the emo kids understand this concept...
Isn't it just a little hypocritical that you claim to hate "preps," who supposedly choose their friends based on what they weart and claim to be better than others because they're more popular or wear better clothing, then you go ahead and choose your friends based on wayt bands they listen to and claim to be better than others because they don't like the bands you like?
Is that getting through to you? Is any of this taking?
Submitted by filthburger <fuck.at.you.com> at 2004-06-22 19:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are nothing but a lowly maggot
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
200th review. I got a feeling one of these guys found my AIM somehow.
zrhodes23: HEY
zrhodes23: HEY
spooner2222: yeah?
zrhodes23: YOUR INFO SUXS
zrhodes23: NO AFENCE
spooner2222: Umm... what?
zrhodes23: WHAT
spooner2222: I don't remember what my info is, let me check...
spooner2222: Oh, yeah, Larry and Steve quotes.
spooner2222: It's a great toon.
zrhodes23: YA
zrhodes23: YA THINK
spooner2222: Seth MacFarlane's Cartoon Network pilot.
spooner2222: It was a great toon, but had it been picked up, we'd never have Family Guy. =P
zrhodes23: ARE YOU GAY
spooner2222: No, why, you looking for a man?
zrhodes23: NO PEOPLE TOLD ME YOU WERE
spooner2222: Ah, well, rumors spread quickly, eh?
spooner2222: How'd you get my IM?
spooner2222: You know anywhere I could download "I'm Feelin' This?"
spooner2222: I have that song stuck in my head, it was in Madden '04.
zrhodes23: FUCK YOU
spooner2222: Woah, wait, wha? That was uncalled for.
spooner2222: You sir, are inconsiderate.
zrhodes23: YOU ARE LIKE GAY YOU FUCKING PERVE
spooner2222: Is it that hard to hit the caps lock? Seriously, it would make you look much less restarded.
zrhodes23: RESTARDED?
zrhodes23: HUH
spooner2222: Eh, "retarded," minor typo.
zrhodes23: \YOUR GAY
zrhodes23: DONT TALK FUCKER
spooner2222: I mean, no "AFENCE," but it's better spelling than yours.
spooner2222: Wrong tense of "you're," cockhanger.
zrhodes23: LE
spooner2222: What, you're French now?
zrhodes23: TTYL
spooner2222: Le ghey.
spooner2222: I think I just felt my IQ just drop 4 points, having talked to you for only 5 minutes or so...
spooner2222: If you're still there, I just want to let you know that Mark Hoppus gave me a BJ for 3 dollars in 1998.
Previous message was not received by zrhodes23 because of error: User zrhodes23 is not available.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that post has already occured Snuggles. Take a look at the most viewed post on the left hand side of the screen.
It's always the Tom that bring forth the idiots. heh
Submitted by this website sucks <youaregay.at.youaregay.com> at 2004-06-22 19:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All of you are retarded.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus Christ.
Submitted by Patriko (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All I can say is: have fun wasting time. I'm out.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone else realize that this could be the pandoras box of Uber. A great post that causes a bunch of illiterate assholes to discover uber. Loren man the gates thier coming through. ReallyBored get the insults ready. AJ act really gay and scare them. Hide Kristen, Urbane,Spike, Lisa ect, before they see the hotness that Uber offers. Bart prepare to ban. Seriously this could be a fucking problem. It will take a great post to defeat Uber, could this be that post.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:55:51 EDT (#)
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Patricko seems to be one beating away from saying "Can't we all just get along?"
Submitted by Patriko (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Would all of you people stop being so ignorant? You can all take a lesson from this: http://www.rancidkoolaid.com/images/arguing.jpg . I'm a Blink 182 fan, and I don't support the war, but either way both sides of this little argument are taking this to a degree it doesn't need to get to. The ubersite folks are all stereotyping the Blink 182 demographic as a bunch of snot-nosed, teenage punks who can't spell. But, subconsciensously knowing or not, you are acting in exactly the same manner -- spreading all the Blink 182 websites and everything, telling people to go there and act retarded in the same way. And all of the Blink 182 fans here are getting all bent out of shape over nothing. This guy's not going to throw crap and anyone on stage; he probably won't even buy the ticket ... hell, half of the stuff up there probably isn't true. But he just did it for fun. It's great that you like Blink 182, but that doesn't mean everyone does. And that goes for everyone else too. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you have to go and forcefully throw your opinion around like that pillowcase full of doorknobs you were talking of. Just respect that other people have other tastes in other kinds of music and grow up.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More hate mail:
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From: Tyler Wilson <blinkmttfan182.at.hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 5:45 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: pussy fuck!
man your a damn pussy. i sure as hell dont want a shitface cryin little bitch like you serving my country. i think iraqis have bigger balls than you. i hope tom takes that piss bottle u throw at him and shove it up ur ass. maybe itll fit up there beside the big penis thats there. its gotta be pretty big if it makes u so cranky u bitch about gettin hit w. a bottle.
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I fucking love it.
Submitted by Moo at 2004-06-22 18:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blink-182 owns. Good music, but I do hate when people compare them to Green Day, only because Green Day was around like 5 years before them.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... this is hilarious.
Submitted by the guy who called a military at 2004-06-22 17:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not in iraq risking my life because theres no reason to go go over there. its not americas war its bushs war
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure Razor, there are three of them:
www.blink-182Online.com
www.b182.com
www.blink182.com (on their forums)
Submitted by PeopleAreSoStupid <tomascaraway44.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 17:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh.. what has caused the youth of America to have sought so low as to worship Blink 182. People posting things like fuck you Blink 182 is my god? People calling a military soldier a pussy, well that's funny I don't see you in Iraq with your life in danger every day. Blink 182 is a band that caters to the masses, hormonal teenage boys and girls who think body piercings are hot. The truth is they are a male, tatooed vesion of Destiny's Child. Fucking pop music.. their last album was the best, only beause it had about two good songs... it still sucked. Wow I still can not believe the 15 year old boys(?) going through their time of the month... wow I'm cool cus I called a Navy guy gay through the internet, I said he was a pussy but If I met him my little 85 pound ass would die. Great.. keep talking shit, because after awhile the shit stops tasting good, it starts tasting a lot like blood.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People are loving this, but when it's over...
**sings**
Don't you... ba da ba-dada.... forget about me. DA!! Don't, don't, don't, don't!!!
Now I'll sing like the Blink guy:
**holds nose...screams**
EEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 17:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you do a good job of taking the whole purpose of my post and focusing on me being unorignal on the last line. im sorry i used words from the maddox site. i didnt know he fucking copywrited the phrase. anyway read the post if you can. here ill not only copy and paste so you dont have to use all your mental capacity scrolling, but ill also take out the last line since it clearly offended you.
oh no people. ive been through the worlds most rigorous basic training, been yelled at by officers and other superiors which streched me to my mental and physical limits. i go to a free concert and get hit with a water bottle, and ill be damned if im not gonna wihine about anything but that! listen sailor boy, ive bust my lip up before, it nothing major. just by the way you talk i can tell your on tuff serviceman. you get hit with a water bottle, and rather than walk your lazy ass up there and confront him, you get behind the fat guy and hurl the piece of shit back. god forbid he see you because you dont want any trouble. if you wernt such a pussy youd have gone up there and kicked his ass. just to let you know, the "high-voice bastard" makes more than you do your whole career in one night. ill see you at the grocery store where you work, or on tv playing sailor boy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you link the blink 182 site where people are bitching?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, spooner, you have ballet class today too. I'm supposed to pick you up at 7 for rehersal, remember?
forgetful bastard
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is quickly becoming one of my favortie posts of all time.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt! You didn't post the whole thing!
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DJMattB241: spooner are you there?!
spooner2222: No, this is his sister.
DJMattB241: crap. is he around?
spooner2222: Spencer's at Ballet class, I can take a message for you.
DJMattB241: oooh
DJMattB241: wait
DJMattB241: he's where?
spooner2222: Ballet class.
DJMattB241: oh. nah just tell him i said hi
spooner2222: Just kidding
spooner2222: This is Spencer.
spooner2222: I don't have ballet class until tomorrow.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM TEH RULE AND BLINK IS TEH SUCK I AOWHFHWFUCKYOUASSHOLES!!!1111!!!!111!!!!111!jfaksjaklsdfj
Submitted by Fred at 2004-06-22 17:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha fucking amazing story dude! to bad you didnt hit the singer ^^
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just thought i'd like to add:
DJMattB241: spooner are you there?!
spooner2222: No, this is his sister.
DJMattB241: crap. is he around?
spooner2222: Spencer's at Ballet class, I can take a message for you.
DJMattB241: oooh
DJMattB241: wait
DJMattB241: he's where?
spooner2222: Ballet class.
DJMattB241: oh. nah just tell him i said hi
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL!$#%## FUK U! PLINK192 PWNZ ALL OTHER BANDS EXCEPT TOMMY TWOTON!!! WOO WOO WOO LET'S GO TOM DELONG AND TRAVIS MCAFFERTY! WOO! I WUV BWINK!*@
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this thread! lol +2 for everyone. Even my fellow retarded blink fans. Never mind you guys don't get any, you're just too stupid... "I LUV BLINK, THEY'RE SO HOTTTT!" just shut the fuck up
check out my first post on this site!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA HA!!!! Who put this on the Uberboard? Whoever it is, you rock so much more than Blink!!! You pwn!!!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, go review my post. How many +2s have I given you now?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"One more question to you 182 jizz suckers who have posted earlier: by calling Buckeye a Gay Fag... wouldn't that make him straight? Did we learn nothing in school this year about double negatives?"
No, that is not how double negatives work. "Gay fag" would be properaly described as a reduntant phrase, not as a double negative.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"i wuv him."
Futurama Alien #1: This candy says "I wuv u!"
Futurama Alien #2: "Wuv?" You have pronounced that incorrectly, it is surely "Love!"
Futurama Alien #1: No it says "wuv." Behold!
Futurama Alien #2: WHAT IS THIS "WUV!?!" THIS CONCEPT CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Sammy, good to know you're an idiot.
Submitted by sami at 2004-06-22 17:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes, because i'm sure he was aiming RIGHT AT YOU. maybe he has spidey senses and can tell when there's a dooder head in the audience and so he picks them out and tries to kill them.
Tom Delonge is really very sexy. i wuv him. and i'm happy he hit you in the face. XD
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh! #4 most heated! lol Im official now, just signed up with Uber!
-Alvaro
totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my God. This is #4 on the most heated.
Damnable Blink fans.
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 17:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"One more question to you 182 jizz suckers who have posted earlier: by calling Buckeye a Gay Fag... wouldn't that make him straight? Did we learn nothing in school this year about double negatives?" Very true, lol
I think it depends on the person, some people act differently to when things happen to them... Some people will get hit with something at a concert and know that things like that happen just like they know that when you get hit in the mosh. But some people, if you bump into them they over react... I'm not saying this navy soldier is one of them. The only thing I was saying is that things happen at concerts and theres no reason to get riled up because of it, you're there to enjoy the show. But (he didn't like the band) and because he was not there to enjoy the show (but to get free stuff) that really doesnt apply to him. I'm not here to defend blink because I like them. I'm just stating the facts about concerts and their reason for visiting Iraq.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever Spooner, if you like Blink, UR GAY!!!! OMG!!! LOL!!!!
I served your ass!!!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care if something "punk rock" or not, I listen to what I like. But that's just me.
That said, Blink 182 just borders on not pissing me off, putting out decent music that i don't mind but in the end don't really care for.
Travis should just leave for The Transplants, because that band kicks way more ass.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 17:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank You LadyPlural. I appreciate it.
To the person mentioning LTJ, I think LTJ is great I recently saw them at Ryan Center (URI's stadium-like establishment, lol) They put on an awesome show.
Submitted by Zoghade (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"radio_stockholm.at.homtail.com"
Nice work on that spelling thing. Again, I want to see you go through basic training, get sent over to Iraq, then let someone throw a water bottle in your face for no good reason. Just because a person has to follow the orders of their superior in the military doesn't mean they have to take shit from a performer who decides to be an immature bastard.
I notice a lot of people seem to think that if you're in the army, you get superpowers or something like that. By that I mean, they seem to think that you should be unphased and that it shouldn't be at all a problem if someone throws something at your face. They're pretty much saying a person should be invulnerable to things such as water bottles.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:30:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's me again.. about "why would they throw bottles into the crowd instead of spraying water" for your infomation they throw bottles at lots of concerts.. ie the Warped Tour last year they did... and people didnt get pissed when they were hit. And anyone who know being at a concert you can get hurt but its no big deal. I understand that you hate them and thats why you probably got more mad. See I'm a blink fan and im not going "YOURE GAY U FAGGOT" not all people are the same so dont label us blink fans the same.
Blink is my favorite band but i do love other bands that some believe are "real punk" if there such is a thing... punk rock died when the old band dispersed (clash, ramones, sex pistols, etc). Punk is an attitude... and i dont care if a band is labeled punk or not.. if they sound good i like em.
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So... assault is NOT a big dead now? Let me get this through my little noggin here.... it's all fine & dandy if Mr Blink 182 throws something slightly heavy into a crowd where it's guaranteed to hurt someone because we should expect that from concerts. I know I go to concerts just to get hit with shit. It totally makes my day.
But if Buckeye says that he wants to go to a concert & retaliate that makes him a crazy guy who is trying to hurt your punk savior by giving that bixnartch a taste of his own medicine? Give me a fucking break. If you can't take it then don't dish it out is all I have to say. I heard in one response that the lead mutha fucka has a brother in the army... wouldn't he be pissed if he got hit in the face with a water bottle or would he be drooling like a fucktard and muttering 'cool' under his breath?
One more question to you 182 jizz suckers who have posted earlier: by calling Buckeye a Gay Fag... wouldn't that make him straight? Did we learn nothing in school this year about double negatives?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:03:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Last I heard, Less Than Jake was on the Warped Tour, and last I checked, Less Than Jake kicks all concievable ass.
No they don't. My fifth grade teacher was married to one of the guys in Less Than Jake, and she was a bitch. We got to meet the band, and they were idiotic. Of course, we WERE in fifth grade, so I might be wrong. The point is, LTJ is welcome to kick all conceivable ass- they just won't be "punk rock."
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bag my groceries, bitch? So not only are you an idiot, you're an unoriginal idiot who has to quote a Maddox line for an insult.
Submitted by doomcloud (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sum 41 = Blink 189 = Fat lip etc etc
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is getting back on most heated. Tom must be spinning in his grave.
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 17:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah yes i can read.... the underlining idea behind my posts is just: I know you hate blink and thats probably why you got more made if it wasnt them who hit you. So I understand that you're pissed, but really Tom didnt mean to hit and hurt you. Like I said his brother is in the military and he misses him that what the song "I Miss You" is about. So he came to Iraq to show his support. And to boost morale but he didnt help when you got hit in the lip. But many people get injured at concerts, from water bottles to moshing. Basically I have no point to my posts, I did find your story funny and thank you for serving.
Submitted by blinkfan at 2004-06-22 17:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your friends were right to laugh at you
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last I heard, Less Than Jake was on the Warped Tour, and last I checked, Less Than Jake kicks all concievable ass.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alvaro looks like the first intelligent Blink 182 fan (please no foolish "you're wrong, he's not smart because he listens to Blink" crap). Thanks for showing not all Blink 182 have the mental capacity of a lobotomy patient :) .
The sampling that I've seen here certainly do. Alvaro is an outlier (with an apparent I.Q. of "smarter than the average bear," and so isn't counted. All of the others are slightly less intelligent than a bit of limestone. And trust me, limestone is a stupid rock.
Submitted by doomcloud (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
twats
Submitted by Andrew <radio_stockholm.at.homtail.com> at 2004-06-22 17:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh no people. ive been through the worlds most rigorous basic training, been yelled at by officers and other superiors which streched me to my mental and physical limits. i go to a free concert and get hit with a water bottle, and ill be damned if im not gonna wihine about anything but that! listen sailor boy, ive bust my lip up before, it nothing major. just by the way you talk i can tell your on tuff serviceman. you get hit with a water bottle, and rather than walk your lazy ass up there and confront him, you get behind the fat guy and hurl the piece of shit back. god forbid he see you because you dont want any trouble. if you wernt such a pussy youd have gone up there and kicked his ass. just to let you know, the "high-voice bastard" makes more than you do your whole career in one night. ill see you at the grocery store where you work, or on tv playing sailor boy. bag my groceries bitch!
Submitted by Zoghade (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
for you guys that say "I can not get over the fact that their tix are 35 dollars. Punk rock indeed" for your information the warped tour is the same price. (yeh its got lots of bands, so it does make the price withstandable, lol) So basically im an idiot and dont know why im posting it. I'll give you +2 cause i put negative 2 before
Few or none of the bands on the Warped tour are "punk rock." Punk rock indeed. Tragically for you, your rating doesn't count, so I'm not too sure why you even bothered.
Submitted by Zoghade (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alvaro looks like the first intelligent Blink 182 fan (please no foolish "you're wrong, he's not smart because he listens to Blink" crap). Thanks for showing not all Blink 182 have the mental capacity of a lobotomy patient :) .
jack182 has a large insult vocabulary of the words cunt, cunt, and cunt. I'm in awe of his large range and variety of words.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
for you guys that say "I can not get over the fact that their tix are 35 dollars. Punk rock indeed" for your information the warped tour is the same price. (yeh its got lots of bands, so it does make the price withstandable, lol) So basically im an idiot and dont know why im posting it. I'll give you +2 cause i put negative 2 before
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Wow you sure are an illiterate moron. Not only can you barely write at a 4th grade level, but you also forgot to put in the plus two. Furthermore, you have failed to grasp the fact that it doesn't matter what you give him because your rating doesn't count and all you're doing is boosting his hits, reviews, and heat. Nice job, genius. Go Tom. Go, indeed.
p.s. The person with the AIM screen name "Bart Cilfone" likes this post.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have yet to meet a Blink 182 fan that I wouln't like to punch in the face.
Submitted by Chris at 2004-06-22 16:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't understand why you went to the concert if you hate them so much ... for free water? isn't the navy supposed to supply that to you?
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac> at 2004-06-22 16:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for you guys that say "I can not get over the fact that their tix are 35 dollars. Punk rock indeed" for your information the warped tour is the same price. (yeh its got lots of bands, so it does make the price withstandable, lol) So basically im an idiot and dont know why im posting it. I'll give you +2 cause i put negative 2 before
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:42:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Not all Blink fans are the same."
Yes you are.
You all enjoy listening to shitty music made by a psuedo-punk band, none of you seem to have any type of grammatical knowledge, and none of you are intelligent enough to get the joke.
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Hey, I like Blink 182. =/
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His insults consist of "Gay" and "Fag." I doubt Tom really takes offense to that because we all know it's both false and not really much of an insult. It's like calling a gay guy straight. "U FUKING HETEROSEXURAL! YOU STRAIGHT HETEROSEXURAL YAG GAF! WHAT ARE YOU STRAIGHT?!?!" All he would have to say is, "Well...no, actually I'm gay."
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. My. God.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to submit a possible method for executing (Ha, I crack myself up sometimes) said death . Soundproof your room, lock yourself in, blast stupid angsty pseudo-punk crap at a high volume... And then realize that your life is meaningless, worthless, pointless, and furthermore of no use to anybody and never will be, and then cry until your room is full of tears and you drown.
Submitted by Dude <dude.at.Blink182.com> at 2004-06-22 16:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!! THIS FAG HAS A WEBSITE TO!!!!! UR SO FUCKING GAY DUDE!!!!
HIS SITE IS WWW.TOMSORRELL.NET!!! IT'S GAY!!!!!!!! LIKE HIM!!! LOL!!!!!
Submitted by dude <dude.at.blink182.com> at 2004-06-22 16:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!!! THIS DUDES A FAG!!!! UR GAY DUDE!!! YOU GAY FUCKING DUDE!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAYNESS YOU FUCKING GAY FUCK!!!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodie for you. In the immortal words of so very many Uber greats...
Die. Just... Die.
this is directed at a-something (not a user).
I don't really remember or care.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well congratulations on that. The question is, can you read?
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do get the joke... and i listen to other kinds of music.. too
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Not all Blink fans are the same."
Yes you are.
You all enjoy listening to shitty music made by a psuedo-punk band, none of you seem to have any type of grammatical knowledge, and none of you are intelligent enough to get the joke.
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
its me yet again.. dont send this guy viruses guys, thats pretty stupid
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my new favorite post.
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's me again.. about "why would they throw bottles into the crowd instead of spraying water" for your infomation they throw bottles at lots of concerts.. ie the Warped Tour last year they did... and people didnt get pissed when they were hit. And anyone who know being at a concert you can get hurt but its no big deal. I understand that you hate them and thats why you probably got more mad. See I'm a blink fan and im not going "YOURE GAY U FAGGOT" not all people are the same so dont label us blink fans the same.
Blink is my favorite band but i do love other bands that some believe are "real punk" if there such is a thing... punk rock died when the old band dispersed (clash, ramones, sex pistols, etc). Punk is an attitude... and i dont care if a band is labeled punk or not.. if they sound good i like em.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is awesome. All you pre-teen Blink 182 fans are bitching and whining about an article I wrote, yet you don't seem to realize that you're making yourselves look more and more ignorant with every reply.
The most popular response to my article seems to be a variation of:
"LIEK, OMG DOOD!!1! WTF!!!1 UR GAY!!!11"
Oh no, that just makes me want to cry. You hurt me down deep in my soul and I just can't continue. My life is in shambles thanks to your scathing insults.
I've also noticed that everyone seems to call my heterosexuality into question. Let me assure you, I am not gay. However, I'm curious, is "OMG UR GAY" the best insult you can come up with? The bottle of water sitting on my desk has more wit and creativity that any of you.
Think about this for a minute, are my feelings supposed to be hurt when a complete stranger types something on a keyboard? I should think not. Get a clue people, and for God's sake come up with some better insults.
I also find it pathetic and sad that people seem to think I was in the army. How many more times am I going to see people say things like:
"OMG!!1 THIS ARMY GUY SUX!!!!1 LOL!!!oneone..three"
I WAS IN THE NAVY. I mention the navy about three times in the article. Is it really that difficult to understand?
NAVY
N-A-V-Y
It's called reading comprehension, look into it.
The best part is I've received so many pieces of hate mail and I have yet to read one that doesn't look like it was written by a horse bashing its hoof against a keyboard. It seems the intellectual capacity of Blink 182 fans is that of a coat closet in a second grade classroom. The band must be proud. I know I would be.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UBERSITE VS BLINK182.COM.
LETS GO GET THOSE PUSSY BASTARDS! W00T!
(these replies are gold)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This stuff is frigging hysterical. These people (or person) make me ashamed to be a teenager. Hey kiddies- blink 182 sucks ass. I mean, blink 182 sucks the ass of an elephant with diarrhea. Words cannot begin to describe how much ass they suck. Where was I going with th- Oh yes. Great post. Instead of throwing a bottle of piss, you might consider using a grenade. That way, even if you do miss again (and the other 'band' members deserved to be hit, simply for associating themselves with the 'band'), you'll kill or maim all of them. Oh, to see the lead singer with that stupid fucking lip ring being ripped out of his annoying face... Bliss.
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink fans are enough of a reason to hate the band.
Good post by the way.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Godspeed on your mission...our hopes and prayers are with you!
...except, replace 'bottle full of urine' with 'pillowcase full of doorknobs.' I think the results will leave you pleasantly surprised.
Submitted by Alvaro <totalmusicmaniac.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blink's my favorite band and im used to people making fun of them and hating them. but blink went out there to support you guys. Tom (the guy you call the annoying singer who threw the bottle at you) has a brother in Iraq just to let you know. He would purposly try to injure you when he threw out the bottles. I love the troops man, but come on just cause you got hit in the lip doensnt mean you have to go postal.
But thanks anyway for fighting this war... even though you should have to but because of our stupid president you do.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The replies of these "fans" are hilarious.
Submitted by Lucia <lucia_the_mermaid.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 15:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm..i think that lots of people are saying unnecessary things to you, but it is sort of random and stupid to make up something like this. don't you think? and blink 182 are really amazing. i went to see them and it was one of the best concerts i've ever been to. even if this was just a joke, keep your bull-shit opinions to yourself.
lots of love.
Submitted by me, again at 2004-06-22 15:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be willing to bet all these 'fans' are one just one stupid ass person using different names.
Submitted by jack182 at 2004-06-22 15:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are you cunt, blink 182 have been a band for many years they have sold over 48 million albums in the world, they have been a band for 12 years, they are talented, unlike you, you american cunts, your president goes on about how he wants to stop all this shit in iraq, you fucking shoot our soldier you cunting whore, us english think you american are cunts, apart from the talented bands out there.
YOU IGNORANT CUNTING WHORES
fucking wanker go and die
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is annoying as shit. All you Blink 182 fans-- fuck off from this site. This isn't a little site for punk rock 15 year olds. This is a site for adults who know how to type. This post is purely meant for fun.
FUCK THE HELL OFF.
No wonder everybody hates these damn punks.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 sucks gnat balls and everyone who isn't getting off on their own teen angst knows it.
I love TRUE punk & hard rock. Their stuff is for this centuries teenaged equivilant to Pat Boone listeners in the 50's, their mommies don't like it but accept it 'cause it's safe.
I put Blink 182 on the same level as a used Q-Tip - pitiful & disgusting.
Throw as many bottles as you like, what are they gonna do? Cry?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking great. The Blink 182 fans are trying to invade Ubersite and -2 this. I think we should return the favor and go to their site to mock them.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a great post.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe people are so up in arms about a story I wrote. It's meant to be funny people, that's all. Unbelievable.
Submitted by Patriko (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And isn't it slightly hypocritical to point fans of this site to fans of a Blink 182 site for amusement?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with this tom wholeheartedly. Blink182 blows goats and should have concrete blocks thrown at them. You're all a bunch of teen fucks. Send me your stupid viruses, I dare you, fuckers. theubertom.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Patriko (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
In all sincerity I hope that you are not trying to get us to believe this. I read in your article that you bumped the man in front of you, "messed up" your throw, and hit Travis instead of Tom. That was the final clue that led me to doubt the validity of your story. At any Blink 182 show, the setup is almost exactly the same. Mark and Tom in the front, Travis in the back. Travis is usually at least 20 to 30 feet behind the other two, and usually is on a raised platform. I seriously doubt that even if you mustered up all of your strength to heave the bottle back at Tom, you would have hit the man in front of you and, in turn, projected the bottle another 30 feet. If you hit the guy in front of you, then to successfully hit Travis in the head you would have had to been aiming at least 30 feet behind the stage. Also: Try standing in front of a room full of people. If a single person somewhere out in the crowd were to throw something at you, what are the chances that you could pinpoint the exact person who did it? Usually you'd be looking all around the crowd, not focusing on one area, and definitely not focusing on one individual. I don't see how he knew it was you, but according to your story he did.
I also agree that it is pretty funny: the fact that you've been through basic training, that you're in the armed services, but at a rock show you can't take being hit with a bottle? It just sounds like someone is angry that they were "forced" to listen to Blink 182 and wanted self-gratification in humiliating them in an online forum.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Another link:
http://www.blink182.com
It's on those forums with the title:
"THIS IDIOT IS GOING TO HURT TOM READ THIS"
I think it's pretty damned funny.
And who's the asshole that sent me the virus? Get a life.
Submitted by you gay ! at 2004-06-22 14:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is total bull shit it never happened and if it did prove it. get one of the other navy dudes to tell us its true, and dont preten your 1 of them and do it yourself.
Submitted by getoveritmoron <d.at.sdfd.com> at 2004-06-22 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im sure tom didnt deliberatly throw a bottle into your face. it was an accident. i can understand you being upset about it but theres no need to go so over the top. as for saying tom delonge cant sing, well thats obviously a matter of opinion because they wouldnt be so successfull if thats what everyone thought. they have a huge fan base and there concert tickets get sold out within the day they go on sale so im afraid your opinion doesnt speak for the majority.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by zoe_chan (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't really know how to rate these, actually. i just kind of felt the need to say learn some grammar, dude. ...anyway, regardless that's pretty hillarious, even though i do like the band. all the people on here complaining about the band, i respect that some of you might not like them, but you don't have to be such jerks about it. i hope all your children either get or carry adrenoleukodystrophy.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 14:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
www.blink-182online.com
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's on www.Blink182.com's forums.
Where else has this been posted? Someone mentioned a Navy site.
Submitted by Todd at 2004-06-22 14:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The web site is an unofficial fan site.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy hell, some clown posted this on the forums at Blinks 182's official site.
HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Submitted by we_made_a_rhythm (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 is a terrible band. The only types of people who can tolerate the crap they play are drooling half-wits and the comatose. I have trouble even calling Blink 182 a band, because bands play music, and they only make unpleasant noise. If you're going to only use I, IV, and V chords in your shit songs, at least make the lyrics smart, interesting, meaningful or original and maybe even get a good singer.
To all the idiots saying, "OMG IT WAS JUST A WATER BOTTL EYOUR A PUSSY!!111," think about this. You go to a show for some amount of entertainment and get hit in the face instead. Are you crying? Unlikely. You're fucking pissed. This was supposed to be a morale boosting event, but it was just shitty.
Buckeye, even if you didn't get the whiny lead singer, two out of three isn't bad.
Submitted by Todd at 2004-06-22 14:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This band truly does suck. I found a link to this web site from my friend who got it from www.blink-182online.com. Tom Delonge deserves to be shot. And all you whiney blink fans need to listen to some real music, not some poser, sell-out, gay pop-punk. All of you idiots are warped into pop-culture. Find your own music, not what the radio tells you to listen to.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, the reading comprehension skills of these people is astounding.
Liek, OMG!! Maybe someone from Blink 182 will post on here!!!!!11111oneoneone
This is hilarious.
Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe all of these ridiculous reviews! Where are these kids finding this?
I thought this was great, I hope you get him next time. You should probably work on your aim though.
Submitted by WTF at 2004-06-22 13:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS SO WHAT IF HE TRIED TO THROW THE BOTTLE BACK?? NOOONE, NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS THEy ARE HAS THE RIGHT TO THROW SHIT AT YOU...NEXT TIME BRING ME TO THE CONCERT AND I WILL FART IN TOM DELONGES FACE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just because I hate this band with all the forces of Hell behind me on it.
I was clocked in the head by a glass beer mug at another concert (not this cocksucking band though) last year so I share your pain. Security did nothing at all & I was right in front of them... in fact the shot was intened for the security guy in front of me. What did he do? Ignore it..... I guess he figured that at 5 ft 4 I could really take a pounding over his 6 ft 4. Jerkwad.
If this clown through a bottle of water at you he deserves anything you can throw at him (including his mothers rotting carcass). If he really wanted the crowd to have water then he'd spray them down instead of throwing hard projectiles at them.
As for the haters wondering why you were there in the first place.... It's the fucking dessert & you're wondering if you might get your ass blown up at any minute. I'd go with the concert too... beats sitting in a friggin tent all day. Dumbasses.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTG! GET ON AIM! I FOUND IT!
Submitted by Brandan at 2004-06-22 13:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's pretty funny dude, i hope it hurt, you little whiney cry baby. your supposed to be in the fucking navey but it hurts to have a water bottle thrown in your fucking ass face? what the fuck is this? your the biggest ass pussy ever. I do agree that Blink is bad (except old stuff), but its pretty bad when a fucker like you whines about gay shit like getting waterbottles in the face and your in the navey. What the fuck kind of training did they give you guys? Potty training? Your a fucking baby wimp ass face that deserves getting another bottle thrown in his face by a fucker from a more shitty band, like Good Charlotte.
the end
Submitted by Zoghade (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES I HAV BEN INSULTED!!1111!!NINER!!! Is Zoghead the best you can come up with? I was serious when I said you should learn to come up with facts instead of stupid insults that a 7 year old (to continue your age = maturity trend) could muster.
Submitted by stephen <thisisnotstephen.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 13:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
even though i like blink-182, that was fucking funny. haha what a big sooky baby... you shouldnt have went to iraq in the first place you dick
Submitted by Loser at 2004-06-22 13:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up fattee!
Submitted by watapussy at 2004-06-22 13:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zoghead, you fuck face go read a book on the proper way to set a dinner table, this aint for you fucker
Submitted by Zoghade (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are morons. Plain and simple. Why? That's pretty easy to explain. First off, you say "who complains about getting hit in the face with a water bottle?" in terms of Blink 182 hitting him. Wow. Okay, let's get the singer of Blink 182 here and let him throw a water bottle in YOUR face. Or perhaps he can throw a brick at your head. Unprovoked by you, of course. Oh, and you aren't allowed to retaliate either. Since "BLINK 182 RULEZ!!!!111!", you aren't allowed to touch them as they fling whatever they want to at you, even though you did nothing to them. Sound good to you? Oh, and the argument that "maybe if you had good hand-eye coordination, you would've caught the bottle" doesn't really stand strong when you don't even get to see it coming until it's 6 inches in front of your face.
Second, the maturity jokes. Wow. So because he stood up for himself and fought back when he was attacked for doing NOTHING but stand there and listen to them play, he's automatically a child? I'm amazed. The argument that age = maturity is both stupid AND overused. Find a new way to insult a person. Better yet, learn to insult using facts. Or are you able to do nothing but make up stupid inane bullshit based around your likes and dislikes without anything to back them up? A seven year old could probably come up with the majority of these stupid comments. All you need is an imagination and the ability to form sentences.
In summary, learn to actually read instead of making junk up, learn not to just follow whatever everyone else is doing like sheep ("LOLZ< U DESRVED IT!!!!11!5!!!"), and learn to actually support your points with solid statements rather than constant BS that both doesn't make sense and is just a pack of lies strung together by blind fandom.
Submitted by GoDieLoser < bnn.at.jhj.vbgj.com> at 2004-06-22 13:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tom should have thrown the bottle harder. followed by a grenade.
Submitted by watapussy at 2004-06-22 13:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
booo hooo i got hit in the face with a water bottle. watapussy! if that is true, you are the biggest fuckin pussy i have ever fuckin heard of! id hate to see what youd do if you were captured. ud prolly try suckin osamas hairy cock you ass hole. takin a cock to the face like that water bottle! hahaha ur prolly one of those guys that fantasize about banging brittny spears. or mayb banging your best friends DAD hahahha fuck tard
Submitted by I_like_anal_sex at 2004-06-22 13:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha this is fucking hilarious, there's a US Navy Site with a forum that's talking about this!! You fucking retard, I hope you die in Bahrain.
Submitted by watapussy at 2004-06-22 13:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
they dont suck at all, they have fuckin 8 albums sold over millions of copies and there gonna have some fuckin douche bag down them because hes tired of gettin fucked in the ass in 140 degree weather. hahah shouldnt have joined the navy, army, or w/e the fuck your in you ass wipe. not only are u gettin fucked by your buddies in the service, but hows it feel to be gettin fucked by george bush. hahaha you fuckin jack off
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spooner, you ignoramus. You could have at least uncensored it.
Here is the uncensored version (names are the same to punish the ignorant):
From: "Blink 182" <blink182.at.gorodok.net>
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Message
Dude, you suck!
You wrote really shitty words in the internet. I think you're just another army fagot.
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From: "Zach Faylor" <tom_delonge2289.at.hotmail.com>
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Hey...douche bag
Sry ur pussy ass coudlnt take all the grown up music they dont play nursery rhymes for u. and no that wasnt a gay bar u wlaked into obviously! U stupid douche bag.
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From : Bernhard Buntru <beo23.at.hotmail.com>
To : sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject : YOUR BLINK 182 STORY IS FAKE DUDE
HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT UR "TOM HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A WATER BOTTLE STORY" WHAT THE FUCK WITH THAT ??? UR SUPPOSED TO BE A NAVY DUDE BUT INSTEAD U WHINE BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE UR LIP BLEED.. OHH OHHH, PLEASE DONT CRY... WUSS,, OK, ITS BELIEVABLE THAT TOM THREW A WATTER BOTTLE AND HIT YOU, BUT CMON. U THREW IT AND U HIT THE DRUMMER IN THE HEAD AND THEN THE BASSIST. WHAT A FUCKIN LIE DUDE. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ALONE, FUCKER.. OR ELSE TRY TO MAKE UP BETTER STORIES CUZ THIS ONE SUCKS LIKE UR MOTHER DOES ON FRIDAY NIGHTS...
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These clowns don't even know how to read well enough to see that I was in the navy.
Submitted by Buckeye is a cunt at 2004-06-22 13:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey dude...no offense but Modest Mouse and Less Than Jake suck dick...They are definatley not better than Blink. Personally float on sucks dick, in fact anything LTJ or MM has ever written sucks dick
Submitted by watapussy at 2004-06-22 13:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a fuckin idiot. first off, this story sounds made up. like you would "really" throw a water bottle back and miss tom and accidently "hit" travis who is like 25 feet behind tom. hittin the fat udude is supposed to hurt your distance, not help it by 25 feet. the only thing good for you might be a bullet.
Submitted by BuckEye Is a cunt at 2004-06-22 13:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey buckeye you're a bitch...just thought I'd let you know...Go To Hell
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and below is a brief list of bands that are better than Blink 182:
Green Day
Less Than Jake
Sublime
Reel Big Fish
Highland Star
Modest Mouse
Penn State Blue Band (they have a new drummer now)
The Wiggles (As seen on Disney)
This hobo I saw playing the guitar for quarters on the sidewalks
My dog walking across a piano
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These people are making me so damned happy!!! I'm seriously laughing my ass off at this stuff. Someone needs to find out what site is linking to this article.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My bad, +2.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorrell posted the e-mails over at MM, and whether je wants me to or not, I'm posting them here.
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From: "Blink 182" <blink182.at.gorodok.net>
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Message
Dude, you suck!
You wrote really ----ty words in the internet. I think you're just another army fagot.
-----
From: "Zach Faylor" <tom_delonge2289.at.hotmail.com>
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Hey...douche bag
Sry ur pussy ass coudlnt take all the grown up music they dont play nursery rhymes for u. and no that wasnt a gay bar u wlaked into obviously! U stupid douche bag.
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From : Bernhard Buntru <beo23.at.hotmail.com>
To : sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject : YOUR BLINK 182 STORY IS FAKE DUDE
HAHAHAHA WHAT THE ---- ABOUT UR "TOM HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A WATER BOTTLE STORY" WHAT THE ---- WITH THAT ??? UR SUPPOSED TO BE A NAVY DUDE BUT INSTEAD U WHINE BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE UR LIP BLEED.. OHH OHHH, PLEASE DONT CRY... WUSS,, OK, ITS BELIEVABLE THAT TOM THREW A WATTER BOTTLE AND HIT YOU, BUT CMON. U THREW IT AND U HIT THE DRUMMER IN THE HEAD AND THEN THE BASSIST. WHAT A ----IN LIE DUDE. SHUT THE ---- UP AND DIE ALONE, ----ER.. OR ELSE TRY TO MAKE UP BETTER STORIES CUZ THIS ONE SUCKS LIKE UR MOTHER DOES ON FRIDAY NIGHTS...
Submitted by BuckEye is a cunt at 2004-06-22 13:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok...first off... I rated this a ten because this was the most hillarious shit I've ever read. I used to like blink and now I think I just might dust off some old blink albums and listen to them.
But honestly dude your how old? And trying to pick on some young guys...Honestly I think you're a fuckin crazy stalker. If you hated blink so much why did you go? Why didn't you just lay in your little bunk like you do every night staring at the picture of the girl you wish you were with... jacking off. You know it's true so even try to denie it. You're so pathetic..."I'm gonna be a little fagget ass and go throw some pee at him and most likely miss again.dur" get a fuckin life. You are the epitome of assholes everywhrere. You know what stay the fuck out of America. We don't want you back, so you should just stay were you are.
P.S. buddy real nice aim...*smirks* you fuckin shit head. Burn in Hell!!!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POST THE E-MAIL!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is fucking AWESOME, I'm actually getting hate mail for this from disgruntled Blink 182 fans.
I hope one of them tells me where they're getting the link to this story from.
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HAHA!
Submitted by aliasjxc (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very amusing :)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is fucking AWESOME, I'm actually getting hate mail for this from disgruntled Blink 182 fans.
I hope one of them tells me where they're getting the link to this story from.
Submitted by Erik at 2004-06-22 12:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ARMY...MY ASS oh no not a fuckin plastic water bottle...im crying over a fucking split lip...your in the army...in iraq...shouldnt you be crying over being shot at? come on grow the fuck up and let's try to make our troops not look like pussies...
Submitted by Chris at 2004-06-22 12:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it is good to see our armed forces have such good aim.
maybe this is why there are so many friendly fire kills
Submitted by bcrdrew182 (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this story kicks ass for one reason. because your puusy ass cant take getting hit with a god damn water bottle. your in the army or the navy or whatever your doing and you cant take a bottle getting thrown at you. what would happen if you got shot? blink-182 is the best band out there. just because you cant take getting hit with a measaly water bottle and dont like the music, doesnt mean others dont. they didnt have to come out there to play for the troops. and they sure didnt come just for your pussy ass. i got hit by a drum stick from travis barker and i was the happiest guy alive. and theres no way in hell you hit travis. your a fucking liar.
blink 182 rules
blink 182 rules
blink 182 rules
blink 182 rules
blink 182 rules
and your a pussy
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the hell are these people? This thing has received about 700 more hits in the last day. Is this shit linked to on some other site? (Possibly a Blink 182 fan site?) IF someone linked it, let me know what the site it.
I find it pretty damned hilarious that the most common response I seem to be getting from the fans of these guys is:
"Like, OMG DOOD!!! WTF!!!!!111 UR GAY!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!111one
It would seem that the intellectual capacity of a Blink 182 forum is that of a coat closet in a second grade classroom.
Submitted by Todd at 2004-06-22 12:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Blink 182 sucks!!!!!
Submitted by Todd at 2004-06-22 11:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should have taken that water bottle, cherished it, took care of it, and when the day came that you got tickets to anotherone of their shows, filled it with something extremely heavy (some kind off metal of rocks) and thrown it at that faggot lead singer/terrible guitar player and hopfully not only made his lip bleed, but broke his jaw, so his annoing high pitch voice would be no more.
Submitted by AzN at 2004-06-22 11:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahaha you're a fucking pussy! You're in the FUCKING ARMY under a stupid ass president, and you complain about a bloody lip! Haha you're lucky that wasn't a grenade, you'd have a little more than a busted lip pussy! hahahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Blink 182 rules!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 11:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like how old are you?! your in the army for fuck sake why should you care if- as you say a 'high voiced bastard' picks on you a little bit cos you were being a dick. Get over it!
funny story though- Go Tom!!
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-22 11:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha you stupid navy fuck! I live in Bahrain too, I go to the American school that's next to your fucking naval base...and you guys sure as fuck have it bad! hahahahha! I'd hate to be one of you gay naval anal faggots hahahahaahhaa. I'm a great fan of Blink, and I thought it was fucking hilarious how Tom Delonge hit you in the face.....hahah that bottle should have been made of glass, you pussy. Your story's probably bullshit anyway, you said fucktard. It's actually quite pathetic how you're paying to go to another concert just to hit Tom in the face....haha he'll probably kick the shit out of you again!!! Hahaha you stupid ass cum-dumpster, you can't even throw a water bottle properly you useless shit. You were probably dying for some gay sex action, being around all those other gay faggots so you had to unleash your sexual energy somehow. Hahah this bullshit interview made me laugh....hah I'm happy that at least Tom gave you the finger!!!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucking awesome.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps we can get some kind of collection going to buy the ridiculously priced $35 tix so that you can get another chance? Bart? Wanna donate the uberboard?
I can not get over the fact that their tix are 35 dollars.
Punk rock indeed.
Submitted by Zach at 2004-06-22 10:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Blink is my favorite band dude...... but this story is fucking hilarious. I'd hate them too if this happened to me. Good luck with the urinating thing
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 is the shittist band on the planet. They're what's wrong with the world today. Unintelligent talentless ripoff hacks. Break his muthafucking nose, that NoFx wannabe.
Submitted by mike <hurley182.at.verizon.net> at 2004-06-22 10:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dude ur story is such bullshit. yea man he hit me in the face and threw it back and hit travis and mark and mom sucks more dick that a vietnamese prostitute wat a lame story
Submitted by loserkid at 2004-06-22 10:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you blink 182 are my gods
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kinda like Blink, but Goddamn this is hilarity.
Wouldn't it be funny if you could sneak a keg in there and drop it on one of them?
"You know, if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have had that year of college." Louis Black gets you a +2.
Submitted by me at 2004-06-22 09:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And here's another one for you, just to counter yan.
Submitted by me at 2004-06-22 09:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by yan at 2004-06-22 09:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm so unbeleivbly pissed off as i read this!
1, i love blink 182, so reading sumone bitch bout them is hard enough
fair enough your entitled to your opinion but jesus dude blink did that concert as a favour to help you and thank you for what your doing and all you do si complian
2, tom was the singer who "threw the bottle at you" he did not it on purpose and ur lucky all u got was the finger!!!
FUCK YOU DUDE!! LEAVE BLINK ALONE DON'T BITCH I'M GLAD TOM HIT YOU WITH THE BOTTLE YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT!
Submitted by corey at 2004-06-22 09:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is bull shit you are a panzy ass liar, you fucking army fagot
Submitted by sliver at 2004-06-22 07:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this shit is crazy. its extra funny because i'm high.... at work ;o)
Submitted by blink_kid at 2004-06-22 07:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey...blink is the best fuckin band in the world. its not their fault that u cant catch a little fuckin water bottle. and their music fuckin rox. so shut the fuck up. and travis plays in the fuckin bak....so how the fuck could u have got him if u could've barley hit tom or mark.?
Submitted by <renatbraganca.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 05:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youre a pussy ...... crying so loud about being hitted .. how childish ...
Submitted by nick <nickelse2000.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 05:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ur a dick
blink rule maybe if u had hand-eye co ordination maybe u could catch the bottle. maybe things would be better without u old faggots being violent. hell id jump at the chance to see blink live and meet them again. i have met blink and they are so fucking cool so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-22 04:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 04:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"UR AN IDIOT BLINK ROX AND YOU CANT HIT TRAVIS HES WAY BAQQ THERE I THINK THIS IS PHONEY"
Man, if my ratings counted I'd +2 this for that comment alone.
That is idiocy defined.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 04:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by CMARYN at 2004-06-21 23:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UR AN IDIOT BLINK ROX AND YOU CANT HIT TRAVIS HES WAY BAQQ THERE I THINK THIS IS PHONEY
-----------TRAVIS-----------
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MARK--------------------TOM--
^
^
^
^
^
^
^
^
^
6
67
JXHFDJDSHDKSN you suck balls
YOU
Submitted by alley <alisha_cleaver_2003.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-06-21 23:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Evren (user info) at 2004-06-18 19:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God i hate blink. The drummer lives in my city and everyones always bitching and moning about them. Im gonna ask my friend to ask travis, lol. (my friend lives on his street.)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-17 00:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nevermind about the Atticus thing. I get it now. I'm not hip when it comes to clothes... my bad.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-16 17:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate them
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-16 17:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck on the last target.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-16 16:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still don't understand the Atticus t-shirt comment. That's totally messing with my brain. I think my head's going to explode if I don't figure this out soon.
"You know, if it wasn't for my horse, I never would have had that year of college."
AH!!!! My brain hurts!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-16 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do it and let us know!
or get one of those huge supersoakers and pee in it and get the whole band!!
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-16 12:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
iwas going to +2 this anyway even though i kind of like blink, but for morphing into russel crowe, that shit is genius.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better yet, build a device that resembles a giant breast right above their stage. The band will think its cool, and part of their stage show.
Fill it up with every sort of animal piss, making it a blend of ultimate atomic piss, and then pull a level to release the flood of piss on the band and the fans in the front rows.
Piss and a giant breast. Doesn't get much better than that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO IT !
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-16 09:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Use a 3-Liter bottle this next time.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-16 08:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-06-16 08:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I take all of my smart ass comments back. +2 to you Sir, you defended your post well even
shits like me stirring the pot.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-16 05:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about (Atticus shirt? As in Atticus Finch? Seriously... what?). But thanks for the +2.
Also, people can believe me or not, I don't care.
***morphs into Russell Crowe...throws sword***
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU CAME HERE!?
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"What's on his ear?"
Earring...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's on his ear?
I was tempted to yell at you, because I have this worn out, RIDICULOUSLY comfortable Atticus shirt that I adore...
But he has an annoying face and this was funny, so +2.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope you do, I hate Blink 182 and their high pitched lyrics down to my very soul. I once had to listen to their live album on a car trip because my brother was in love with them. I felt sick and wanted to die when I heard not only the suicide inducing songs but the mindless drivvel they spoke between them. I wish you well on your mission.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, if I'd had a similar experience, I'd hate them too.
-Bus
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why, but I don't believe you. I seriously doubt you threw waterbottles and hit the bass player dude and the drummer. I also seriously doubt you will hit Tom Delonge when you see him in concert, if you go.
I'm just feeling kind of mean right now, you fucking liar.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-15 22:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would be a +2, but come on man.
You can't miss the second time.
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah man. Carry on with your Ranger mission and whoop his monkey ass.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
na do the world a favour and throw a grenade at him!
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is this not rated higher? Fuck that shit. +2!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was far left. I went to rifle it at high voice man. The fat guy hit my arm. It went straight up and came down on drummer boy.
It happened damn it. (laughs)
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm still wondering how you hit Travis.
-----------------------------------------------------------
---------------------Travis--------------------------------
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-Mark--------------------------------------Tom-------------
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You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
that's probably what their stage layout was, right? Tom would have to be in front of his mike. So, considering that where i put you is probably pretty generous, let's say you were far right, which is unlikely. You would literally have to close your eyes and throw randomly to hit Travis. And that's if you were far right. If you were center, you were probably aiming at the sky.
Just wondering.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you have to understand it was not a massive stage. It was actually a small makeshift stage and there were only a few hundred people there (outdoor concert). I was about 50 feet back from the stage.
When I hit the bass player guy, he was between the high-voiced asshole and me. He was just collateral damage.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've seen them a few times, at warped tour and yes their live performance sucks as badly as their albums.
they take the 'acting gay' thing way too far too
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is an awesome post
drummer = travis barker
bassist = mark hoppus
guitarist = tom delonge
judging by the picture, you were pissed at tom. I really like the band, and it's annoying how much i get made fun of for it. I'm just wondering how, on a massive stage, you managed to hit Travis through his massive drum set, and mark, when he is on average 20 feet away from tom at a concert. If that is actually how you throw, i'm thinking we might lose the war in iraq.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
godspeed.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, there's not much to do over there. When there's something going on, you do it... especially when it's free.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
serves you right for even GOING to a Blink show......soldier....You need a R.Lee Ermey talking to.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Blink 182 myself, but I have some (female) friends who are going to that concert if you need backup.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, this is actually true.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Would be a 2 but this seems to ridiculous to be true
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Tom Delonge bitches, but he's not really their lead singer, Mark Hoppus(bassist) and Tom are both "leads", which is kinda weird. But yeah, they suck, they're new CD actually has a good song with the lead singer from "the cure", which is in my opinion the best song they've ever done.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus fucking two. make sure you spit in it just for good measure.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell is this guy?
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahahaha, nothing Navy guys hate more than Blink 182 than queer talk.
Better rage there popeye. Kidding, I'm hetero and just stirring the pot. You guys
don't get mad about pot do ya'?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me this is true.
(Though the drummer in Blink 182 also drums for The Transplants, a band that most definitely does not suck.)
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-06-15 19:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're out there, living in the pit of Hell, supporting your country and all they
can muster for morale is Blink 182. Then the little puke singer hit you with a
water bottle. Wow, he must have big balls b/c I'd never fuck with a Navy guy...
especially if I looked like Blink 182. So, were his balls big?