Blink 182's Lead Singer hit me in the Face With a Water Bottle (24754 hits)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell <sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-15 19:49:49 EDT
I hate Blink 182.
I hate their trite lyrics. I hate their power cords. I hate the groups that have copied them and ruined music. And I really hate their high-voiced lead singer.
I especially hate when the high-voiced bastard throws a water bottle into the crowd that ends up hitting me in the face giving me a bloody lip and my friends and everyone around me something to laugh at.
I've gotten ahead of myself, allow me to explain.
Perhaps you have seen me mention that I was in the navy. Perhaps you've also seen the story (http://www.ubersite.com/m/20241) I wrote about an experience I had in a little middle-eastern country called Bahrain.
Well, while I was in Bahrain, a certain shit band arrived to play a gig in order to boost troop morale. (Let me tell you, when you're in a country that has an average daily temperature of five thousand degrees, you need all the morale boosting you can get.) Apparently the military didn't get the memo that Blink 182 is one of the worst bands ever.
Now normally I wouldn't go see a band as bad as these clowns, but the concert was free. Plus you got all the free bottled water you could drink and a free Blink 182 t-shirt. Now I'm all about free bottled water and I knew the t-shirt would give me something to wipe my ass with later on that night so my friends and I decided to go.
When they walked onto the stage, they started chanting swear words over and over to prove how cool they are. After a minute of this, they finally began to play their songs.
Imagine this scenario:
You're standing between two sweaty men with vicious B.O., there's a fat guy in front of you with really bad gas, it is 140 degrees even though the sun set an hour ago, and Blink 182 music is blaring in your ears.
I now know what hell will be like and I am no longer frightened.
Ten minutes later, we're standing there listening to them wail away about being 23 and everyone hating them. When the song ends, they decide that they are not only "rock stars," they are also comedians.
"Man" annoying high-voiced bastard says. "It's hot out here."
Silence from the crowd. We work in this heat during the day with our uniforms on, we know how hot it is.
"I mean," he continues "I didn't think it was possible to get a sunburn in the dark."
"PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" the fat guy in front of me yells.
At this point, I hear the high-voiced bastard say: "You guys look like you could use some water."
He then proceeds to pick up a water bottle and hurl it into the crowd with all the strength he can muster... right at the behemoth standing in front of me.
The fat guy ducks, the bottle hits me square in the face, friends laugh, strangers laugh, high-voiced bastard laughs.
I reach up and touch my lip... it's bleeding. The lead singer of Blink 182 just hit me in the face with a water bottle and made my lip bleed! If this was a U2 concert, and Bono had hit me in the face with a water bottle, I would have picked that thing up and treasured it for life. However, when the Blink 182 idiot does so, there's only one response I can come up with:
Throw the bottle back at him.
I reach down, pick up the bottle, and throw it towards the stage. As I my arm was coming forward, it was bumped by the fat guy in front of me. This caused the throw to miss annoying high-voiced man and hit the drummer in the head. He stands up and yells and security promptly removes me from the show.
As I'm being dragged away, I see the high-voiced bastard giving me the finger. I pull away from the security guards, grab a bottle away from a complete stranger, and throw it towards the stage only to watch as it hits the bass player in the arm. He turns and glares at me.
I hit everyone in the group except for the intended target. This actually makes me sick to my stomach. Because of this, I have purchased a ticket to another Blink 182 show in Columbus, Ohio. At the show, I plan on urinating in a bottle and hitting him square in his face with it. I will report back when my mission is complete.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-15 18:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was fun back in the day.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:59:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-09 14:27:24 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA remember the chaos this caused with all the Blink fags?
Good times, good times.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-09 14:17:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-09 14:00:59 EDT (#)
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Bump
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:44:45 EDT (#)
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Did you do it? Those fuckers...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-30 14:40:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-09 09:27:40 EST (#)
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Wouldn't it be great if all the 15 year old kids that spewed hate here were made to come back and read it now that they're a little older?
OMG!!! U R GAY DUDE!!!!1!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did that work out for you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-06 11:05:46 EST (#)
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hehe
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-06 10:52:21 EST (#)
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"Tuppence worth"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-12 16:03:02 EST (#)
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This could use some heat.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:22:55 EST (#)
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and how did that go?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:18:26 EST (#)
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B@W material. Or nearly so.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-12 15:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
An Uber-Classic.
Submitted by Purplemonkeydishwasher (user info) at 2005-03-05 00:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is almost as funny as the disgruntled blink fans.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:01:57 EST (#)
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They broke up:
Tom 1, Blink 0
Submitted by rabidSEXmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:29:05 EST (#)
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god damn it i fucking hate those cock sucking anal rapers bklink 182 as well. I loath alkiline trio too, thos god damn motha' fucka's!
Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLINK BLOWS
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Few users are pretty,
Few users are sane,
The next post's a classic:
The pic of McBain.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-31 21:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was reading that other board that was making fun of you... and I read this:
"wow this guy is a faggot.... do you see how many comments that thing got on that website..... that is fucking crazy...... all the faggots that popsted against them are probably big fat greasy Metal Heads that hate all other type of music.... ahahaha gay."
Now watch me change that to apply to them by changing 2 words.
"wow this guy is a faggot.... do you see how many comments that thing got on that website..... that is fucking crazy...... all the faggots that popsted against them are probably big fat greasy emo kids that hate all other type of music.... ahahaha gay."
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:38:25 EST (#)
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I miss random joe.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:31:55 EST (#)
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Tom, after seeing the link on Uberboard (http://blink182.bounceme.net:81/forums/index.php?showtopic=2316)
I do believe you have surpassed the "other" Tom as the king of Uber media. Making it on radio shows, getting religious nuts to link your shit, and pissing off one of Clear Channel's favorite children. If I could start one of those slow clap standing ovations I would.
Oh, and sorry again for fucking up your perfect two yesterday.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious!
dude your the man. I hate blinks
I'm a loser but, I'm a badass bullshit..
There just fucking Emo's the lot of em'..
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He even posted his e-mail to you on the blink site...
I think I'll have some fun with 'em...
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:15:59 EST (#)
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Like, OMG DOOD!!! WTF!!!!!111 UR GAY!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!111one
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-31 16:07:05 EST (#)
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God damn it jgreening...
These idiots are SO stupid.
One guy's only insult is gay, queer, or faggot, so this leads me to believe that he himself is a homosexual. Here are some samples of his idiocy:
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wow this guy is a faggot.... do you see how many comments that thing got on that website..... that is fucking crazy...... all the faggots that popsted against them are probably big fat greasy Metal Heads that hate all other type of music.... ahahaha gay.
ahahahaahaha "Yanni" ahahaahahaahahahaaha you fuckin' queer get the fuck off this site... prick
Oh yeah, and John Tesh is a faggot just like you for listening to him.... go stick your little wee wee in a peephole... it'll make you do something better in your spare time.... than going on blink fan sites to make yourself feel better.... you are the most pathetic person I have seen to come from any site Forum.....
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What a moron. I bet he's about 140 pounds of angry teenager.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-30 19:11:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:46:05 (#)
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Just for fun, this is now reposted at www.blinkcentral.com...
I'm such a bad person.
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Unless I'm mistaken, someone deleted it... Could you check to see if it's still up, and at least tell us which of the 50,000 different forums it is in?
I really don't want to have to deal with that nonsense again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-30 16:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for fun, this is now reposted at www.blinkcentral.com...
I'm such a bad person.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:17:26 EST (#)
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I don't hate Blink that much...but this was still hilarious
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:35:26 EST (#)
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Things sucked enough allready and they pulled that shit on you?
For some reason I think it's funny that they had to have security guards while surrounded by the military.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:10:36 EST (#)
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My "I hate Dave Matthews" post brings me 3 or 4 hate emails a week.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:18:36 EST (#)
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Thankfully, no.
However, if one were so inclined, one could post the link on every Blink 182 Fan site one could find and I would be gettting hate mail again.
Also, I've discovered that 14 year old girls stop sending you (a 26 year old male) hate mail the minute you hit on them...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:45:49 EST (#)
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So, are you still getting heckled by rabid teenyboppers over this?
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-12-07 06:48:49 EST (#)
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Punk originaly was an ethic where everybody could make music in a world dominated by "superbands". Now we have computers there is no need to sound so shit, punk nowadays is just an excuse for being shit.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-05 20:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blink182 sucks balls
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-04 07:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:34:05 EDT (#)
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#500.. damn thats a lot of reviews.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:12:13 EDT (#)
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+2 for your title. A local radio station dj, a girl, has a tatt of them that she now regrets. I regret having ever heard them. I hate everyone who's into rock star groupie syndrome, dazed and zombie-like, as if they're actually saying anytning. Just listen to the lyics, zero. Why does this syndrom affect girls and not guys, that's the real meat and potatoes question that I've never seen anyone tackle.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-09 00:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Man" annoying high-voiced bastard says. "It's hot out here."
Silence from the crowd. We work in this heat during the day with our uniforms on, we know how hot it is.
"I mean," he continues "I didn't think it was possible to get a sunburn in the dark."
"PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" the fat guy in front of me yells.
PWNED!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-08 22:55:00 EDT (#)
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so yeah, about those babies? i dont want them anymore. ha, PWNED!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-08 22:44:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-10-08 17:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blink rocks, you're jealous. peace.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-13 03:20:04 EDT (#)
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I was at a Crystal Method concert and Scott was throwing water bottles into the crowd. It was at a nightclub so they really didn't see them coming.
Submitted by some1 at 2004-08-05 14:22:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-08-04 15:47:57 EDT (#)
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"heres proof that it wasnt a small crowd:
http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg"
![http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg"](http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg"){kind=link}
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Actually, here's proof that it was: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437
The Rolling Stone picture blacked everything out so it looks like there are thousands of people... but my link shows that there are about 200, tops.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-04 15:39:59 EDT (#)
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The replies in this have been worth reading. Best way to kill an hour of my time ever.
Submitted by al at 2004-07-30 00:50:44 EDT (#)
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heres proof that it wasnt a small crowd:
http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg
Submitted by mentisent8 <chikushou08.at.adelphia.net> at 2004-07-09 19:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kick-assery. Haha.
Blink182 is all about how the girlfriend left, and how their lives suck. If you ask me, all the singer needs is another water bottle to be shoved...
Submitted by TheSiegeMasterFunk <ChineseDentist05.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-09 19:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All you mother fuckers who hate blink 182 can have me teabag them while they get fucked in their virgin ass. END QUOTE
Write Later
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-07-03 21:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol!! I like blink 182 but that last line about reporting back with your mission was genious.
Trivia: What does the 182 in blink 182 stand for?
Answer: It is actually the number of times Al Pacino says 'fuck' in the movie Scarface(heard it in a blink 182 interview)
Submitted by woody (user info) at 2004-07-03 21:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was grrrrrrrrrrreat!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-03 21:07:05 EDT (#)
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Is that Kirsten Dunst?
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-07-03 20:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to the user (random cunt) below...
Firstly, Blink 182 suck balls. secondly, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN TO SPELL, TYPE, STRING A FUCKING SENTANCE TOGETHER!!!
yeah, Mark and Travis would have kicked his arse, a couple of faggots up on stage that haven't done a hard days work since they learnt they could make a sound out of a guitar (and not a very good sound at that!). I'm sure they would have gone out into and audience FULL OF MILITARY TRAINED PEOPLE which by the way normally includes UNARMED FUCKING COMBAT and beaten his arse in front of all his mates and collegues.
I some how doubt that, go feel up your other blink loving friends you fucking tosser.
and that goes for the rest of you cocks.
/rant over
Submitted by none <none> at 2004-07-03 20:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u are so stupid one your probly liiny because if u did hi mark& travis (the bassist&drumer)they would have kicked your ass and your just pissed beacuse they are better than u your gay article wasnt even worth reading.oh and by the way u r just pissed cause tom(the lead singer is hot and your probly really ugly asshole.u die bitch
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-07-01 15:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 04:15:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a mediocre maddox.
http://maddox.xmission.com
At least he seems like he has intelligence.
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First, I never claimed to be Maddox. I don't want to be Maddox. I don't even fucking attempt to write like Maddox. This story isn't even close to his style. He bitches, I tell stories.
Second, only a complete idiot would say that I want to be like Maddox. You said this. Therefore, you are an idiot.
Submitted by Pennywisdom (user info) at 2004-07-01 01:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:56:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
pennywisdom, i love you.
have my babies???
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im game
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-30 04:15:55 EDT (#)
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You are a mediocre maddox.
http://maddox.xmission.com
At least he seems like he has intelligence.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pennywisdom, i love you.
have my babies???
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-29 14:49:27 EDT (#)
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Plagarism is bad. People shouldn't steal other people's work and try to pass it off as their own.
WHEN YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO A MESSAGE BOARD, GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT.
Submitted by Pennywisdom (user info) at 2004-06-29 04:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:36:43 (#)
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jeez what happened here ?
I HAET BLINK 182!!1!111 WTF
I HAET THERE TRIET LYRICS!!11 OMG WTF LOL I HAET THEYRE POWER CORDS11!1! WTF LOL I HAET TEH GROUPS TAHT HAEV COPEID THEM AND RUIEND MUSIC1!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND I RILLY HAET THEYRE HIGH-VOIECD LEAD SNGER111111! LOL
I 3SP3CIALY HAET WH3N DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD THROWS A W8R BOTL3 IN2 DA CROWD TAHT ENDS UP HITNG M3 IN DA FAEC GIVNG ME A BLODY LIP AND MAH FREINDS AND EV3RYON3 AROUND MA SOM3THNG 2 LAUGH AT1111! OMG WTF
IV3 GOTEN AEHAD OF MYSELF ALOW ME 2 3XPLANE!1!! LOL
PERHAPS U HAEV SEN ME M3NTION TAHT I WAS IN DA NAVY!!1! PERHAPS U ALSO SEN DA S2RY (HTP/WWUBRSIETCOM/M/20241)111! I WROTE ABOUT AN EXP3REINCE I HAD IN A LITL3 MIDLE-AASTARN COUNTRY CALAD BAHRANE1!11! LOL
W3L WHIEL I WAS IN BAHRANE A C3RTANE SHIT BAND ARIEVD 2 PLAY A GIG IN ORDAR 2 BOST TROP MORAEL1!111 LOL (LAT ME TAL U WH3N UR IN A COUNTRY TAHT HAS AN AEVRAEG DALEY T3MP3RATURE OF FIEV THOUSAND DAGRES U NED AL TEH MORAEL BOSTNG U CAN GAT)1!!1!11! WTF LOL APAERNTLY DA MILITARY DIDNT GET TEH MAMO TAHT BLINK 182 IS ON3 OF TEH WORST BANDS 3VER111!1 OMG WTF LOL
NOW NORMALY I WUDNT GO SE A BAND AS BAD AS THESA CLOWNS BUT TEH CONC3RT WAS FRE!1!!11!1 OMG LOL PLUS U GOT AL TEH FRE BOTL3D W8R U CUD DRINK AND A FRE BLINK 182 T-SHIRT11!111 OMG LOL NOW IMM AL ABOUT FRE BOTLED W8R AND I NU DA T-SHIRT WUD GIEV ME SOM3THNG 2 WIEP MAH AS WIT L8R ON TAHT NIGHT SO MAH FREINDS AND I DECIEDD 2 GO!!1111!! OMG LOL
WHEN TH3Y WOK3D ON2 DA STAEG TH3Y STARTAD CHANTNG SW3AR WORDS OVAR AND OVER 2 PROV3 HOW COL TH3Y AER1!!1!1! OMG WTF AFTER A MINUT3 OF THIS THAY FINALY BGAN 2 PLAY THEYRE SONGS111!!!!! OMG LOL
IMAGIEN THIS SCANARIO UR STANDNG BTWEN TWO SW3ATY M3N WIT VICIOUS BO1!!11!! OMG WTF THEIR A FAT GUY IN FRONT OF U WIT RILLY BAD GAS IT IS 140 DEGRES EVEN THOUGH DA SUN S3T AN HOUR AGO AND BLINK 182 MUSIC IS BLARNG IN UR EARS1!11!11 OMG LOL
I NOW KNOW WUT H3L WIL B LIEK AND IM NO LONG3R FRIGHTANAD!!11 OMG
TEN MINUT3S L8R WER3 STANDNG THEIR LIST3NNG 2 THEM WALE AWAY ABOUT BNG 23 AND AVERYONE HATNG THEM11!1 WTF LOL WHEN TEH SONG ENDS TH3Y DECIED TAHT THEY R NOT ONLY ROK STARS TH3Y R ALSO COM3DIANS111!1! OMG WTF
MAN ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAYS!11!! OMG WTF LOL ITS HOT OUT H3RE1111! OMG LOL
SIELNCA FROM TEH CROWD11111!!1 OMG WE WORK IN THIS HEAT DURNG DA DAY WIT OUR UNIFORMS ON WE KNOW HOW HOT IT IS1!111!1 WTF LOL
I M3AN HA CONTINUES I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSIBLE 2 GAT A SUNBURN IN DA DARK11!!111 OMG LOL
PLAY SOM3 FUKNG MUSIC AND SHUT TEH FUK UP!!!!!!!!11111! WTF LOL DA FAT GUY IN FRONT OF M3 Y3LS1!!!11 WTF
AT THIS POINT I H3AR DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAY U GUYS LOK LIEK U CUD US3 SOMA W8R11!!!! WTF LOL
HE THEN PROCEDS 2 PIK UP A W8R BOTLA AND HURL IT IN2 TEH CROWD WIT AL DA STR3NGTH HE CAN MUSTER.!11!111111!111!!!1 RIGHT AT DA BHAMOTH STANDNG IN FRONT OF ME1!!11 WTF LOL TEH FAT GUY DUKS TEH BOTL3 HITS M3 R IN DA FAEC FREINDS LAUGH STRANGERS LAUGH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD LAUGHS!11!!11! LOL
I REACH UP AND 2UCH MAH LIP.1!111!111!!!!111 ITS BLEDNG1111!!! DA LAAD SNGER OF BLINK 182 JUST HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE AND MAED MAH LIP BLED111!!1!! WTF LOL IF THIS WAS A U2 CONC3RT AND BONO HAD HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE I WUD HAEV PIKAD TAHT THNG UP AND TRAASUR3D IT FOR LIEF1!!1!1 WTF LOL HOW3VER WHAN DA BLINK 182 IDIOT DOES SO THEIR ONLY ON3 R3SPONSE I CAN COM3 UP WITH
THROW DA BOTLA BAK AT HIM!11111 OMG LOL
I REACH DOWN PIK UP DA BOTL3 AND THROW IT 2WARDS TEH STAEG1!1!!!! OMG WTF AS I MAH ARM WAS COMNG FORWARD IT WAS BUMPAD BY TEH FAT GUY IN FRONT OF ME1!!!!!1 WTF THIS CAUSED TEH THROW 2 MIS ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD MAN AND HIT TEH DRUM3R IN TEH H3AD1!!1 H3 STANDS UP AND YELS AND S3CURITY PROMPTLY R3MOV3S ME FROM DA SHOW1!11!11 WTF LOL
AS IMM BNG DRAG3D AWAY I SE TEH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD GIVNG MA DA FNGAR11!!!!1! WTF LOL I PUL AWAY FROM TEH S3CURITY GUARDS GRAB A BOTLE AWAY FROM A COMPLETA STRANG3R AND THROW IT 2WARDS DA STAEG ONLY 2 WATCH AS IT HITS TEH BAS PLAEYR IN DA ARM11!11!1 OMG WTF HE TURNS AND GLAERS AT ME!!1! LOL
I HIT 3VERYON3 IN DA GROUP EXCEPT FOR DA INTEND3D TARG3T!!11! WTF THIS ACTUALY MAEKS ME SIK 2 MAH S2MACH!11!!!! WTF B/C OF THIS I HAEV PURCHAESD A TIKET 2 ANOTHAR BLINK 182 SHOW IN COLUMBUS O1!1! AT TEH SHOW I PLAN ON URINATNG IN A BOTLA AND HITNG HIM R IN HIS FAEC WIT IT!111!11 OMG WTF I WIL RAPORT BAK WHEN MAH MISION IS COMPLET31!11!!11 WTF
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I laughed out loud for so long. Well done man
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-28 20:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 sucks dead goat ass.
Submitted by yeah_you_would (user info) at 2004-06-28 20:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good story, i enjoyed it. didn't enjoy the posts so much tho, they made me quite embarrasssed to be a teenager, tho i did like this one
'I wish Travis, the drummer, personally kicked you ass. Im sure I would have if someone would have hit me in the head with a waterbottle'
dumbass, did they not read the post?
Submitted by Katie <daisymae7903.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-28 18:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok listen...you should be happy that blink even went out there in the heat to play!!! and to you? i feell sorry for them, they dont need your crap! get a life. BLINK ROCKS!
Submitted by matt18822 at 2004-06-28 12:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this guy is full of shit...he "went to a blink concert for the water, and also for a t-shirt". bullshit. and now hes spending 30-60$ on another ticket to see them to "throw a bottle at tom". once again, bullshit. hes just mad that people laughed at him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-28 09:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spaulding182 (user info) at 2004-06-26 10:17:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blink 182 rocks, there are no two ways about it. I've loved them for the past decade. If Tom threw a water bottle at me, and it hit me in the face, I'd probably have a breakdown because he touched it. I'd consider myself lucky. Then, if i had fallen, I'd stand up and scream " I'M OK! I love you!". ---------------------> Any sane person would do this
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hahahahhaahhahahahhahahah
Submitted by josh <josh.at.rock.com> at 2004-06-28 03:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well that was a nice story but god you hate them soo much yet you got another ticket to just hit tom with a water bottle. fuck you and your navy
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make a post entitled "50 Cent hit me in the face with a watermelon rind", post it on his fan page, and watch as the negroes trip over their own lips trying to figure out how to create a username on Uber.
*********
I love you.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-06-27 13:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie Ray Vaughn's bass player hit me in the leg with a softball outside the stadium in Detroit. I just threw it back...(what was I thinking? I should've gone up and talked to the guy?).
Now I want to go the the Blink concert just to watch you do your thing...but I'll save the cash for your bail.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAY (user info) at 2004-06-27 12:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Punksnotdead (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha! suck shit!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-26 23:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make a post entitled "50 Cent hit me in the face with a watermelon rind", post it on his fan page, and watch as the negroes trip over their own lips trying to figure out how to create a username on Uber.
Wow.
Submitted by bean (user info) at 2004-06-26 18:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Blink 182 sucks a lot. The argument that they're successful is completely stupid. All you can gather from the fact that they've sold however many million albums is that they're trendy. If you're going to play simple punk music, you'd better play it damn fast and damn loud, like the Ramones or the Sex Pistols, or better yet, write something by using something other than your "powerchords for pussies" technique book. I wish all guitarists of current bands were subject to a greuling 6-month traning camp under the great Jimmy Page. That man is amazing.
Submitted by accatt2204 (user info) at 2004-06-26 11:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This article is funny as hell, but why would you get so pissed if the bottle wasnt even intended for you!
Submitted by Anal at 2004-06-26 11:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LIEK ANAL SEX with carrots
Submitted by ostrichchix (user info) at 2004-06-26 11:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA, that's awesome. don't get me wrong, i love blink and they've been my favorite band for a long time, but that story is hilarious. for entertainment purposes i give you an A plus plus. haha and i love the picture too, that's uber funny. nicely done
Submitted by spaulding182 (user info) at 2004-06-26 10:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blink 182 rocks, there are no two ways about it. I've loved them for the past decade. If Tom threw a water bottle at me, and it hit me in the face, I'd probably have a breakdown because he touched it. I'd consider myself lucky. Then, if i had fallen, I'd stand up and scream " I'M OK! I love you!". Any sane person would do this. Also, concert security also try to watch out for shit heads like yourself, and most venues don't let you bring water bottles in. Weed however is alright :S. Tom, Mark and Travis are some of the most poliet, and nice people I've had the pleasure of meeting in a long time. So stop whinning, and go suck your dad.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-25 22:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh shit your brother is in the military so you understand everything about the military. omfg im so sorry!
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did i say i understand everything about the military? no, so shut the fuck up and learn to read fucktard. i said i respect people in the military. i even have respect for the douche who wrote this post.
Submitted by alien3456 (user info) at 2004-06-25 20:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I signed up here just to say that Blink 182 blows horse cock... and I hope you go to the show next time filled with chlorene and alcohol... or something that goes KA FUCKING BOOM. Fill it with nails and shit too so that all of the god damn blink fans get stabbed in the eye. You might be jailed for a very long time but if you got rid of that shitty band I would make a religion for you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-25 16:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, this will be on the top 10 most heated for a good while to come. It's twice the heat of #2 for God's sake.
Over 450 reviews on just over 10,000 views. That's insane.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-25 15:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder what the record for most time as the most heated post... hmm.... looks like Mr. Sorrell is getting quite a few hit of this...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DIE POST, DIE!
*stabs computer screen with a wooden stake*
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-06-25 14:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh shit your brother is in the military so you understand everything about the military. omfg im so sorry!
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-25 10:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just so you know my brother is in the damn air force so dont you think for one second that i have no respect for our troops.
Submitted by Enthused182 <innocentblood.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-25 10:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haah your a fucking ass clown....Whatever your musical opinion, at least he's showing support for his country...for your information the singer's brother served witht he forces in Iraq so that was probably the only reason they played the concert. Don't you just love the fact how now he is one of the major celebrities supporting the campaign of John Kerry. I hate American troops and the country they "protect", but he obviously doesn't. Your an ass clown.
Submitted by ballshaka (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink fans need to find a better way to spend their day...like beating off to a Tom Delonge picture.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to make a post entitled "50 Cent hit me in the face with a watermelon rind", post it on his fan page, and watch as the negroes trip over their own lips trying to figure out how to create a username on Uber.
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
also...
why don't all you bitches complaining about how he is supposed to be defending thousands of people shut up and go over there yourselves if you are dissatisfied with his performance. i doubt he wants to keep all you asshats alive anyway. damn fanboys. their life dream is probably to suck the tom faggot's millimeter peter.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also, why would you even complain about something like this? you're supposed ot be a big burly man because you're in the navy... oh wait i just remembered that one song that describes the navy so perfectly. you might remember it - it's by the village people.
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I'm not crying about anything you moron. The fact that a water bottle accidentally hit me doesn't bother me in the least. The article is ONLY ENTERTAINMENT. The people here at Ubersite all understood it.
When you watched Independence Day, did you actually think we were being invaded by aliens and Bill Pullman was our president?
Something tells me you did.
Submitted by EndMyPain (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i only got up to reading the review by loserkid. if he didn't think of blink182 as his gods then he wouldnt be a loser. i hate blink 182 and i want to seriously injure those s.o.b.s for making shitty music that all those hot topic posers listen to . good charlotte and blink and all those other shit bands have ruined punk for everyone else. the fucking bitches should all die.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Tom delonge at 2004-06-24 17:51:53 (#)
Ranking: -1
I also have a ticket for that concert and i intend to find you and piss straight onto your head you fucking retard. Why would america send a complaining bitch like you to defend peoples lives when you complain about gettin hit with a bottle? Are you as good with a gun as you are with throwing ya mongo?
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I hate to tell you this, but the concert happened like, two months ago. Your ticket is worthless and you're an idiot.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also, why would you even complain about something like this? you're supposed ot be a big burly man because you're in the navy... oh wait i just remembered that one song that describes the navy so perfectly. you might remember it - it's by the village people.
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy crap. you pussy navy bitch. my god, oh my god he threw a water bottle at me, let's all cry. am i supposed to feel bad because you got hit by a water bottle thrown by a guy who has arms skinnier than your dick? quit whining go back to basic and grow some balls. suck it up.
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am the gayest person on earth. I liek to listen to Backstreet Boys , N-Sync, and Britney Spears late at night wiht my bfriend Bruce (aka the leather fuck master)and I am a total loser cuz I diss good music just cuz Im a fagget who only likes POP." -Some Blink loving asshole.
Wow, I would have never guessed you "liek" Blink 182 by your post. I think it is so damn funny when little punk-rockers try to stick up for what they believe. It makes my day watching them try to defend their shitty music and their shitty lifestyle, but only end up making a bigger ass of themselves. I must commend you though, impersonating me was a great way to prove your point. I mean, calling me a "fagget" is right up there with slamming your dick in the door (God Maddox is great at making comebacks). Oh look, you are making me cry boo-fucking-hoo.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Touchdown on the part of Spiral_Abraxis! SCORE!!!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All these fanboy dumbfucks are saying that you're crying about being hit with the water bottle. What the fuck are they talking about? You got hit, and what do you do when you get hit? You hit them back. He didn't cry.
Go back to listening to Blink-182 kiddies.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT IN THE FUCK WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING KIDDY FANBOYS SHUT UP????? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nahhhhhhhh...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, I think that you've created the monster to end all monsters. Bring on the angry villagers with the pitchforks and the torches!
On a side (and totally inplausable note), perhaps the frightening lack of intelligence is all a clever ruse to get Ubersite off of it's collective guard. Perhaps they intend to frighten and horrify the whole of Ubersite through horrible grammar, syntax, and hand-eye coordination.
Submitted by bush son of an asshole at 2004-06-24 18:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey dude, its kinda sad that make a big article on how Tom threw a water bottle and broke ur lip, its retarded...first of all this war on iraq is retarded, killing innocent people for freedom...oh thank those young guys who are going to war for our liberty and safety...well fuck you, u r only makin the US look worst than it is, the whole world hates the US...and the son of an asshole bush, wht the fuck..well i can stay here all day commenting on how stupid this war is, but i got a life not like the person who wrote this article...and im not a blink fan...actually they suck, there are better bands than them, the drummer is the only one who can actually play...yeh an i know this has nothing to do with the article...
Submitted by blinkCentral.com <none.at.anon.com> at 2004-06-24 18:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
visit blinkCentral.com for the latest videos, music and info on blink-182. Check it out:
www.blinkcentral.com
Submitted by Tom delonge at 2004-06-24 17:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I also have a ticket for that concert and i intend to find you and piss straight onto your head you fucking retard. Why would america send a complaining bitch like you to defend peoples lives when you complain about gettin hit with a bottle? Are you as good with a gun as you are with throwing ya mongo?
Submitted by I hate that guy at 2004-06-24 17:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God you are such a pussy. Imagine whining cos you got hit with a plastic bottle you fudge packer. Your supposed to be protecting thousands of peoples lives and your complaining like a 8 year old girl.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As hilarious as that was, it was just a bottle. They always throw bottles into the crowd, then little teenage girls fight over it so they can take it home and masturbate with it.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just figured out you didnt hack into my name but have created the same name as me... how does UBer allow two of the same name, thats pretty stupid.
This is the real totalmusicmaniac(ME!):
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Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by totaImusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:07:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!! WTF! You Fag!11!!one
Can I sleep with you now please Tom? "
I didnt post this! How did you hack into my name? Oh well, can i sleep with Tom now? lol
But seriously why would you use my name to make fun of me, just do it like everyone esle.
Submitted by linux kuron at 2004-06-24 17:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey dude
its just a bottle
A BOTTLE
NOT A GUN
A BOTTLE
CALM DOWN
go to sleep...
then go get a girl
thank you
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MORE HATE MAIL!!! (DEATH THREATS KICK ASS):
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From: ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com <ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 2:28 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Your so fuckin gay you stupid ass
Hey you stupid ass fuck you we all fuckin hate you and hope you burn in hell and
die a horrible fiery death cause we think your a stupid piece of shit. you think
you can just throw water bottles at the greatest band in the world i don't think
so i really hope someone kicks the fuckin shit out of you cuz if i ever see you
i will fuckin kill you you stupid ass mother fucker who can't even throw a water
bottle fuck you you stupid ass piece of shit die basterd. cockeater shit fuck
dick shit bitch ass
super awesome blink fan who wants to kick your ass,
tim
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To which I replied:
This is what you sound like:
"LIKE OMG!!!! I'LL KICK UR ASS FAG!!!"
Sure you will. I'm actually so scared right now that I'm shaking. No, wait...that's the caffeine. I'm actually not scared at all. Not even a little bit. In fact, I'm happy. I'm happy because I'm laughing. I'm laughing because you're a fucking idiot who threatens complete strangersfrom behind the safety of your computer screen. It's obvious that you are incredibly tough behind a keyboard, it's too bad you're not equally intelligent.
You have many things to say, but I'd be willing to bet my house and car that you would never say the same things to my face. Feel free to reply back and say you would, I know it's not true.
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being and a complete waste of precious oxygen.
Submitted by henryv1598 <henryv1598@hotmailcom> at 2004-06-24 16:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 sucks, their music sucks, and they are moronic losers. Blink 182 is the punk version of a boy-band.
I grew up with mark hopeless, er, hoppus... he's become an even bigger dickhead than when we were in school together. the moron even got himself kicked out of cub scouts. CUB SCOUTS. How stupid a loser do you have to be?
Dude, can I send you an extra bottle or two? you need to peg them all.
Submitted by Shaystar at 2004-06-24 15:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having a bad day today (not like you care) but this story made me laugh so hard at my desk, I had to tell you it was great. Not a big fan of the band myself.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-24 14:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-06-24 14:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by delongesthebestnotthenavyfagge <w/e@w/e.com> at 2004-06-24 01:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
what I find proly to be the funniest part of thsi whoel deal is the fact that he calls Tom the "lead singer" when in blink there is no lead singer so that shows how much of a lie this whoel thing is anyway u stupid fucking 10 yr old who needs to at least start their life sumwhat.
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This makes ME ashmed for being a teenager. Please, God help us all. I don't want to be associated with the CLEARLY retared and moronic types of my generation. How did they all find Ubersite? Did someone post a link on the Blink-182 cult page?
I would also like to state that NOT ALL TEENAGERS are as retarded and "special" as those who have reviewed on this article.
Please, don't judge ALL of us by the creatins who like Blink-fucking-one-eighty-two.
Submitted by ClayVTrainum at 2004-06-24 14:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I am compiling a best of these retards replies and taking them to mt local school board to ask them what the fuck they are teaching these cocksuckers. "
Yeah!, Show them some children are left behind!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 14:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is this not on BAW yet?
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Well, I can't speak for Bart, but I don't really think this is BAW material. It's the reviews that made this story.
Of course, someone could always submit it to College Humor.com, this sort of thing seems to be right up their alley.
Besides, if it went on BAW, it could become a pretty well known story, then we'd have another several thousand hits and this thing would get out of control. I mean, it already has 400 plus reviews for God's sake.
Then again, that could be viewed as a good thing or a bad thing depending on how you look at it.
Eh, whatever... it doesn't really matter either way. It's already received more reviews than anything I've ever written and I didn't even expect that to happen.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom is cool!!! I read your reply...that is really you, right?
Great reasoning...great stories. You managed to really piss off some people and that is a sign that you have skill.
:)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How long will this go on?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is this not on BAW yet?
Submitted by blinkCentral.com <anon.at.anon.com> at 2004-06-24 13:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you like blink-182 come write your comments, download videos, view pictures, lyrics and more! visit this awesome blink-182 site:
www.blinkcentral.com
Submitted by .... at 2004-06-24 12:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha jesus christ that made me laugh. You really need to get a life, rather than fucking whining about getting hit in the face by a water bottle. This is the funniest shit i've read in a long while....well done, and i hope he throws a brick at you next time x x x
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by urgayupussynavyfagget <ursuchapussyudicklick.at.yahoo.co> at 2004-06-24 00:25:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
ok u faggets Tom wont kick ur ass ur right....those fuckin diaper heads will! ull try shootin um but ull shoot sumthin 25 feet behind um and then theyll catch u and ull die! And if u pussy ass sumhow survives that shit by I dunno hiding sumwhere then Tom will kick ur ass but most liekly tom wont cuz u wont live till then!
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I am compiling a best of these retards replies and taking them to mt local school board to ask them what the fuck they are teaching these cocksuckers.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can only think of the next concert Blink plays and someone chucks a bottle on stage.... pandemonium
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to rile them up Tom!
Go Bucks!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, the article is a joke. The two pictures are also jokes. The article makes fun of Blink 182 and myself through self-depreciating humor. I've written over 40 articles at Ubersite and all of them have the same style. I write it because I enjoy writing and people seem to enjoy the articles.
I didn't ask for all you people to rate my stuff. I didn't even write it for you. I wrote it for fun but some jackass happened to see it and take it seriously, and apparently personally. I even got a death threat from some IDIOT fan. Don't you find that a bit ridiculous for an article that's only real purpose is to entertain people? Hate mail, viruses, and death threats? For what? Because people like their music? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
After all this hate mail came in and people actually took their bullshit to Ubersite, I decided to strike back. I actually think it's funny as hell, but what's even more funny is seeing how fucking angry you all get over something so inane. That's why I posted the two pictures. Just so I could piss all of you off some more. WHY? It's entertaining... it makes me laugh. Many of you played right into my hands and made yourselves the butt of the joke (just like I knew you would).
idiots
And for God's sake come up with something other than UR GAY!!! That is NOT an insult to someone who knows he's straight! Seriously, is that supposed to make me stop what I'm doing, look at myself in a mirror, and start crying? NO!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!????
Hardly.
Submitted by Cancer (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
XD Oh my God. This rocks.. I know how you feel.. 'Cept, I wasn't hit in the lip by some closet faggot.. So, I'm basically good to go.
I love how you got the other members of the bands though. XD
And yes..Report back. =\ I say you put petrol in the fucking bottle.. Light it and THEN throw it at the annoying high pitched bastard.
Submitted by totaImusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!! WTF! You Fag!11!!one
Can I sleep with you now please Tom?
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
George Murphy ... you are fuckin ghey. ghey ghey ghey. go crawl back into your mother's snapper and hope to get aborted. Funny story. Hope you accomplish your mission in Columbus.
Submitted by George Murphy at 2004-06-24 10:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck are you crying over a little cut lip? most people end up worse than that from just going in the pit!!! Your in a fucking warzone, people getting shot all around you ( well except you division, you probably just stayed at camp and took it in turns to "pick up the soap") and you moan about a little cut!!!! Your joined the fucking army, you ll get worse than that, DEAL WITH IT BITCH!!!!
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OwnedByBiafra! finally a blink hater that makes sense.
Submitted by OwnedByBiafra (user info) at 2004-06-24 08:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As much as I dislike Blink-182, it really sounds like the guy was just trying to throw you something to drink.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give them some from me, homes! Fucking blink bitches!
Submitted by skarlett (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww! did the big bad boy get hit in the mouth with a water bottle!!?
firstly, if u hate Blink sooo much why the hell did u go to the concert....yeh yeh it was free there was water..blah blah blah. but still if you hate them so much u don't go!
also.. they were throwing bottles out right?, it would have hit the guy in front if he hadn't ducked ok?
well that must mean that Tom meant to hit you!!
yeh right, your such a fucking a-hole.
ooh I think i'll go and see a band I absolutely fucking hate, i thik I'll force myself to listen to them, oooh and then I'll think I'll spaz out about a bottle giving me a bloody lip.
And I hate them sooo much I'm gonna waste my money on a ticket to go and see them in concert, and blah blah blah.
Aren't u kinda forgetting something....
when u decide to thro the bottle Tom, there is going to be hundreds of other people who are fans who will then decide to harm you !! : )
ahhh! what a happy thought!
I guess you don't have to be that smart to get into the navy!
one last thing...all these people who hate blink 182, and say there song, music & lyrics are shit...why the fuck are u listening to music you hate, to find out if they're crap????
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jeez what happened here ?
I HAET BLINK 182!!1!111 WTF
I HAET THERE TRIET LYRICS!!11 OMG WTF LOL I HAET THEYRE POWER CORDS11!1! WTF LOL I HAET TEH GROUPS TAHT HAEV COPEID THEM AND RUIEND MUSIC1!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL AND I RILLY HAET THEYRE HIGH-VOIECD LEAD SNGER111111! LOL
I 3SP3CIALY HAET WH3N DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD THROWS A W8R BOTL3 IN2 DA CROWD TAHT ENDS UP HITNG M3 IN DA FAEC GIVNG ME A BLODY LIP AND MAH FREINDS AND EV3RYON3 AROUND MA SOM3THNG 2 LAUGH AT1111! OMG WTF
IV3 GOTEN AEHAD OF MYSELF ALOW ME 2 3XPLANE!1!! LOL
PERHAPS U HAEV SEN ME M3NTION TAHT I WAS IN DA NAVY!!1! PERHAPS U ALSO SEN DA S2RY (HTP/WWUBRSIETCOM/M/20241)111! I WROTE ABOUT AN EXP3REINCE I HAD IN A LITL3 MIDLE-AASTARN COUNTRY CALAD BAHRANE1!11! LOL
W3L WHIEL I WAS IN BAHRANE A C3RTANE SHIT BAND ARIEVD 2 PLAY A GIG IN ORDAR 2 BOST TROP MORAEL1!111 LOL (LAT ME TAL U WH3N UR IN A COUNTRY TAHT HAS AN AEVRAEG DALEY T3MP3RATURE OF FIEV THOUSAND DAGRES U NED AL TEH MORAEL BOSTNG U CAN GAT)1!!1!11! WTF LOL APAERNTLY DA MILITARY DIDNT GET TEH MAMO TAHT BLINK 182 IS ON3 OF TEH WORST BANDS 3VER111!1 OMG WTF LOL
NOW NORMALY I WUDNT GO SE A BAND AS BAD AS THESA CLOWNS BUT TEH CONC3RT WAS FRE!1!!11!1 OMG LOL PLUS U GOT AL TEH FRE BOTL3D W8R U CUD DRINK AND A FRE BLINK 182 T-SHIRT11!111 OMG LOL NOW IMM AL ABOUT FRE BOTLED W8R AND I NU DA T-SHIRT WUD GIEV ME SOM3THNG 2 WIEP MAH AS WIT L8R ON TAHT NIGHT SO MAH FREINDS AND I DECIEDD 2 GO!!1111!! OMG LOL
WHEN TH3Y WOK3D ON2 DA STAEG TH3Y STARTAD CHANTNG SW3AR WORDS OVAR AND OVER 2 PROV3 HOW COL TH3Y AER1!!1!1! OMG WTF AFTER A MINUT3 OF THIS THAY FINALY BGAN 2 PLAY THEYRE SONGS111!!!!! OMG LOL
IMAGIEN THIS SCANARIO UR STANDNG BTWEN TWO SW3ATY M3N WIT VICIOUS BO1!!11!! OMG WTF THEIR A FAT GUY IN FRONT OF U WIT RILLY BAD GAS IT IS 140 DEGRES EVEN THOUGH DA SUN S3T AN HOUR AGO AND BLINK 182 MUSIC IS BLARNG IN UR EARS1!11!11 OMG LOL
I NOW KNOW WUT H3L WIL B LIEK AND IM NO LONG3R FRIGHTANAD!!11 OMG
TEN MINUT3S L8R WER3 STANDNG THEIR LIST3NNG 2 THEM WALE AWAY ABOUT BNG 23 AND AVERYONE HATNG THEM11!1 WTF LOL WHEN TEH SONG ENDS TH3Y DECIED TAHT THEY R NOT ONLY ROK STARS TH3Y R ALSO COM3DIANS111!1! OMG WTF
MAN ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAYS!11!! OMG WTF LOL ITS HOT OUT H3RE1111! OMG LOL
SIELNCA FROM TEH CROWD11111!!1 OMG WE WORK IN THIS HEAT DURNG DA DAY WIT OUR UNIFORMS ON WE KNOW HOW HOT IT IS1!111!1 WTF LOL
I M3AN HA CONTINUES I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSIBLE 2 GAT A SUNBURN IN DA DARK11!!111 OMG LOL
PLAY SOM3 FUKNG MUSIC AND SHUT TEH FUK UP!!!!!!!!11111! WTF LOL DA FAT GUY IN FRONT OF M3 Y3LS1!!!11 WTF
AT THIS POINT I H3AR DA HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD SAY U GUYS LOK LIEK U CUD US3 SOMA W8R11!!!! WTF LOL
HE THEN PROCEDS 2 PIK UP A W8R BOTLA AND HURL IT IN2 TEH CROWD WIT AL DA STR3NGTH HE CAN MUSTER.!11!111111!111!!!1 RIGHT AT DA BHAMOTH STANDNG IN FRONT OF ME1!!11 WTF LOL TEH FAT GUY DUKS TEH BOTL3 HITS M3 R IN DA FAEC FREINDS LAUGH STRANGERS LAUGH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD LAUGHS!11!!11! LOL
I REACH UP AND 2UCH MAH LIP.1!111!111!!!!111 ITS BLEDNG1111!!! DA LAAD SNGER OF BLINK 182 JUST HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE AND MAED MAH LIP BLED111!!1!! WTF LOL IF THIS WAS A U2 CONC3RT AND BONO HAD HIT M3 IN TEH FAEC WIT A W8R BOTLE I WUD HAEV PIKAD TAHT THNG UP AND TRAASUR3D IT FOR LIEF1!!1!1 WTF LOL HOW3VER WHAN DA BLINK 182 IDIOT DOES SO THEIR ONLY ON3 R3SPONSE I CAN COM3 UP WITH
THROW DA BOTLA BAK AT HIM!11111 OMG LOL
I REACH DOWN PIK UP DA BOTL3 AND THROW IT 2WARDS TEH STAEG1!1!!!! OMG WTF AS I MAH ARM WAS COMNG FORWARD IT WAS BUMPAD BY TEH FAT GUY IN FRONT OF ME1!!!!!1 WTF THIS CAUSED TEH THROW 2 MIS ANOYNG HIGH-VOIECD MAN AND HIT TEH DRUM3R IN TEH H3AD1!!1 H3 STANDS UP AND YELS AND S3CURITY PROMPTLY R3MOV3S ME FROM DA SHOW1!11!11 WTF LOL
AS IMM BNG DRAG3D AWAY I SE TEH HIGH-VOIECD BASTARD GIVNG MA DA FNGAR11!!!!1! WTF LOL I PUL AWAY FROM TEH S3CURITY GUARDS GRAB A BOTLE AWAY FROM A COMPLETA STRANG3R AND THROW IT 2WARDS DA STAEG ONLY 2 WATCH AS IT HITS TEH BAS PLAEYR IN DA ARM11!11!1 OMG WTF HE TURNS AND GLAERS AT ME!!1! LOL
I HIT 3VERYON3 IN DA GROUP EXCEPT FOR DA INTEND3D TARG3T!!11! WTF THIS ACTUALY MAEKS ME SIK 2 MAH S2MACH!11!!!! WTF B/C OF THIS I HAEV PURCHAESD A TIKET 2 ANOTHAR BLINK 182 SHOW IN COLUMBUS O1!1! AT TEH SHOW I PLAN ON URINATNG IN A BOTLA AND HITNG HIM R IN HIS FAEC WIT IT!111!11 OMG WTF I WIL RAPORT BAK WHEN MAH MISION IS COMPLET31!11!!11 WTF
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG!!!!1111
Blink ROOLZ!!
YOU SUX!!
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm certainly seeing a pattern in the posts from the Blink fans trying to back up Tom Delonge, they all look like they were written by a one-armed chimp with autism. You guys really arn't doing your cause much good by writting in such retarded grammer and childish insults. Try adressing the criticsms rationally and maybe you won't be compared to 14 year old teeny boppers with learning difficulties. Writing "OMFG!!!LOL!!!PWND!!!URGHEY!!!BLINKROOLZZ!!! Just proves everyone else's point.
Also, I like Blink182, they wrote some good songs in their time. I may have moved on to more eclectic sounds, but I always have time for a bit of Blink. OMFG.
Submitted by George Murphy at 2004-06-24 06:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH MY GOD, i cant believe there are still people like you around, now i know where you all went, you went and joined the fucking army, i wish you'd stayed out there 'cos the less people there are like you the better!!!!! I cant believe someone would go to so much effort just because they dont like a band!! what the hell are you trying to prove!! probably the same thing you were trying to prove by joining the fucking army!!! whats the matter? daddy not pround of you? dick too small? girlfriend dumped you when she realised what a piece of shit you were? or all of the above?!!!
Jesus christ i wished you'd died out there. From now on whenever i see a cofin being flown home with the USA flag on it ( like they were some sort of hero? they joined the fucking army for gods sake, they deserved to die!!). Every time i see one of those with sum old lady cryning over it, i will pray that its you dead in there and thats your sad old mama crying cos thats her asshole of a son thats dead. GOOD,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA!
Submitted by Shordash (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Omg, you utter wanker. Wtf is your problem, u must have deserved that bottle. I would give anything to go 2 a free blink-192 concert. well, except join the army, fucking prick
Submitted by Marshy <marshy_for_prez.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-24 05:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit, i wouldn't stand for that shit, either 1. the music, 2. the bottle
blink are the biggest asses of all eternity, whatsomeone said ealier about bands being in it for the money? there's only 2 other bands(i say bands, but ones a genre) i can think of who are like that these days. pop bands, metallica, and blink 182.
i say you go and destroy that dickhead, tear him an his little bandmates some new faces, with some razor blades. those bastards deserve everything they get. And to the fans: go listen to some real music, and THEN come and defend them....after seeing how shit they are in comparison you narrow minded cunts, as they are the biggest pile of bollocks since the invention of pop music.
oh btw, heres somethin that could be amusing......you say you're in the navy....have the band keel-hauled down an aircraft carrier...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fucking major reviews Batman!
Submitted by Barry at 2004-06-24 04:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's surprising how much of you Uber nerds have carried out research and looked up shit about the band...you guys all need to go out and get a girl.
Submitted by Blink Rocks! <...> at 2004-06-24 03:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares if tom threw a water bottle at u, don't make it such a big deal, u only hate blink 182 just bc of a water bottle? what a LOSER
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-24 03:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got temporarily disqualified tom. this does not make young john happy.
therefore i shall booze the night away.
"you wouldn't like me when I'm angry..." -the HULK
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-24 02:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't Blink 182 the band with the guitarist who adjusts his strap in such a way that his guitar is all the way down at his knees, and he has to lean forward in order to strum? Yeah, and don't get me started on how much their music sucks. I may be getting them confused with some other shit band, but you know, when you've heard one, you've heard them all. Fuck Blink 182.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-24 02:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. these people from the blink182 site are even worse than I would have expected.
"rox" "bak" "cuz" "ur"
holy fuck. im ashamed for all teenagers.
im with you buckeyes, blink182 is the worst band in history.
seriously, their fake punk shit is just so horrible.
god forbid teenagers learn to listen to good rock and punk music like tool and kings of leon.
Submitted by Brody <punksnotdead3.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-24 01:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no one give a shit asshole
Submitted by doom3 at 2004-06-24 01:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the gayest person on earth. I liek to listen to Backstreet Boys , N-Sync, and Britney Spears late at night wiht my bfriend Bruce (aka the leather fuck master)and I am a total loser cuz I diss good music just cuz Im a fagget who only likes POP.
Submitted by delongesthebestnotthenavyfagge <w/e@w/e.com> at 2004-06-24 01:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what I find proly to be the funniest part of thsi whoel deal is the fact that he calls Tom the "lead singer" when in blink there is no lead singer so that shows how much of a lie this whoel thing is anyway u stupid fucking 10 yr old who needs to at least start their life sumwhat.
Submitted by fuckudoom3 <doom3isatotalfagget.at.gayis.doom> at 2004-06-24 01:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awww Doom3 actually tried bein a big kid there usin words when hes "pissed". It was really great to see that a 7 yr old could be so big nowadays. Congrats on using ur cuss words like a big boy.
Submitted by Evren at 2004-06-24 01:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is on BOW, right???
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit, I put -2. I must have been thinking about Blink 182's shitty music when I saw "Don't bother (-2)."
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 01:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, I think we can all agree on one thing here- Blink 182 is cool. Who else but a cool band would put out a song called, " Shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fat turd and twat." They can cuss, OMG they are soooo cool, I just die everytime I hear how cool they are, because they can cuss!! WAKE UP YOU STUPID FUCKTARDS! The only people who cuss to be cool are 13 year old "punks" because they want to rebel from their parents who didn't beat them enough when they were younger. Well, 13 year olds AND the shitty bands who appeal to the shitty music interests of shitty 13 year olds. REAL people don't cuss because it's cool, we cuss because were are pissed.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide is sad at 2004-06-24 01:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That just goes to show that poor Mr. RideJohnnyRide is a sad little man with no life. Don't you have anything better to do than spending your evenings spamming Blink-182 fansite forums? Looks like someone needs to get a life...
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I spent my evening spamming/being a general nuisance the blink182-online.com forums and it feels good.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*squish-thud-splat*
That sound you just heard (saw?) was my brain leaping out of my skull and throwing itself in despair off of the nearest tall building.
Submitted by urgayupussynavyfagget <ursuchapussyudicklick.at.yahoo.co> at 2004-06-24 00:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok u faggets Tom wont kick ur ass ur right....those fuckin diaper heads will! ull try shootin um but ull shoot sumthin 25 feet behind um and then theyll catch u and ull die! And if u pussy ass sumhow survives that shit by I dunno hiding sumwhere then Tom will kick ur ass but most liekly tom wont cuz u wont live till then!
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They keep saying "Tom will kick your ass." He sounds like a nine year old girl, and his arms are about the same size as one too.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that was coherent.
Submitted by theguywhogothitbythewaterisafa <pplinthenavyrgay@blinsbetterth> at 2004-06-24 00:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u r the biggest pussy of all time. and just curious if Tom is a squeeky voiced bastard and as ur freinds call him a pussy and he made u cry like a little girl then that must make u a true pussy huh? u fuckin brown eye invader douche bag!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by steph <maden_chick.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-23 21:45:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, someones ass is very happy. Blink 182 is a great band. And who the fuck cares if some pussy navy guy hit in the fucking lip with a water bottle. If some guy gives you an atomic wedgie what are you going to do? Go home and cry like the little fucking baby that you are to your mother. Grow up and get over yourself
Take your own fucking advice, you stupid, worthless clump of carbob.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love NOFX's new cd its so good. That Nofx song you put on here is funny. But if you think blink isn't funny, that song is kinda the same humor blink does... so. "NOFX SUX, BLINK ROX, IM A BLINK HORE< LOL YOURE GAY" jk i was going for the "teeniebopper-blink fan" mentality. but blink 182 does def. rock well in my book anyway. (I know some pompous asswhole say something witty about how stupid I am probably referring to my book, lol)
Submitted by steph <maden_chick.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-23 21:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, someones ass is very happy. Blink 182 is a great band. And who the fuck cares if some pussy navy guy hit in the fucking lip with a water bottle. If some guy gives you an atomic wedgie what are you going to do? Go home and cry like the little fucking baby that you are to your mother. Grow up and get over yourself
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom_Delonge that was fucking hilarious!
And all blink fans are not pansies, maybe all teeniebopper fans but not real fans.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bottom Fucking Line:
Blink 182 is not talented. The music they play is simplistic and lacks proficiency, no matter how you look at it. They are the lyrical equivalent of an adolescent who is angry at his parents because they didn't let him have dessert one night.
Blink 182 fans are pansies.
Submitted by cherrybeer (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful...
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a good man
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What apology?
Doom, go to www.Blink-182online.com, their site is much better. I like reading the comments.
Submitted by nofx at 2004-06-23 19:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that appology was so fake it wasnt even fuckin funny
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went onto the b182.com site because I wanted to tear them a new asshole, but when I got there, I was gangraped by punk colors, shitty pictures of the band, and the worst website layout I have ever seen. I felt like a bg pussy just for being there. I got the hell out of there as fast as I fucking could.
Submitted by Tom_Delonge (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, first off let me say I'm sorry.
I was in between having my chest shaved (for the ladies) and my ass waxed (for the boys) when my publicist rang to let me know the Blink™ signal had gone off. It's designed to go off when enough of our preteen fans stop jerking off on our posters, action figures, CD's, tshirts, and other fine products (available at a store near you!). As keeping our retarded monke... er fans happy is of paramount importance to us I felt it was my duty to make an official response.
Yes, I threw a water bottle at you. It was juvenile and of course illegal, but I couldn't help myself. You see... Tom... I love you. From the moment I laid eyes upon your rugged physique, the way the light glistened off your forehead, the subtle look of disgust when you eyed the members of the band, totally turned me on. Plus, you actually have pubic hair (You know how long since that's happened at a Blink concert?). I hoped you would come question me about it after the show and I could get your number, maybe apologize over some drinks. Oh well, the best laid plans eh?
In summary, you are hearby issued one free pound Tom Delonge in the ass coupon. I feel it's the least I can do for the hardship you've suffered. Please contact our publicist to arrange a date at your earliest convenience.
With regards, Tom Delonge
Blink 182™
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you could beam one of those idiots from Oasis, I'd give you 1000 bucks. Seriously.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
***NEW BLINK POST***
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36520
That is all.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God I hate uncreative people.
"LIKE, OMG!! I SAW THIS QUOTE ON A PICTURE AT A MESSAGE BOARD I POST AT!!! LOL LOL LOLZ!!! I THINK I'LL POST IT ON HERE TOO!!! I'M FUNNAY!!!!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, the only retards here are Blink182 fans.
Submitted by im_gay_cuz_im_in_the_navy (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Arguing online is just like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still a retard
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oleander, I did come here to read this, and as I said it WAS funny but like when you tell a joke over and over again, it gets old. As does this thread. And the thing about the internet is that it is great but it also just a place for people to bitch and moan (as I do myself) about thier lives and other topics. Here's a +2 to counter the -2 i just gave.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:28:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was hilarious with all the "blink fans" (or should I say "teeniebopper blink fans" fighting against the "uber site personalities" but now its just stupid and has become stale. If you guys havent' figured it out in your own lives (I mean the one when you get your asses off the interenet) you hardly can change a person's opinion, because it is just that they're opinion and they have the right to have it. I love blink but know that there's no way to change someone who hates blink into a blink fan and its hard for someone that loves a band to be changed otherwise. True fans know why the like a band and dont need