Do You Spit or Swallow? (8417 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.03 on 90 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (View user info) at 2004-06-15 20:22:00 EDT
My wife of 10 years has always been sexually adventurous. Now, when I say that, I don't mean that she brings home bi-sexual love slaves for my personal entertainment. But our sex life has always been active and very satisfying. We talk about sex openly and in a candid manner and have no problem with expressing our desires.
This open talk one day turned to oral sex and how much we both enjoy giving and receiving oral sex. We discussed what would make the giving better for the other when the topic of taste came up. We have never been the type to shy away from kissing each other after oral sex and sometimes discuss differences in flavor depending on diet, time of month etc. I have discovered, for example, that her particular taste is very desirable about two weeks before her period starts. She has noted that my semen tastes better if I eat chicken and fruit and stay away from red meat and cheeses. I can't and won't explain it, but there it is. I have asked her what I taste like and she has stated on many occasions that she can't compare it to anything, but that the sterotypes that we often hear (bleachy, salty, etc) don't really apply.
I assumed that was the end of the conversation and didn't really think much of it until a few days later she took it upon herself to finish me off orally instead of going all out for sex. I naturally didn't mind at all, finished my business and laid back to catch my breath when I noticed her heading towards me for what I assumed to be a post fellatio kiss.
And then it happened.
She spit my own semen into my mouth.
I was completely stunned. I obviously couldn't say anything, and didn't know what I would say regardless of the fact that I had her tongue and MY semen in my mouth. So I did the only thing I could do, I closed my mouth and pulled away, involuntarily swallowing as I did so.
A long, glistening string of my semen stretched from my mouth to hers.
I immediately thought of Bill Cosby talking about the string of spit that always sticks to your lip when you go to the dentist. Before I knew it, I was laughing. Then the string split, leaving a dribble of cum down my wife's chin and a larger splash on my own chin.
Naturally, my wife took my laughter as an indication that I was ok with all this. So she smiled, laughed and asked me what I thought about how I tasted. I could only sit up, shake my head and wipe my own seed from my face. I was still mildly winded from the orgasm and very much shocked about the circumstances of my own semen now being in my stomach.
My mind was reeling. The tales of Rod Stewart having semen in his stomach popped in my head (was it his own?). I was panic stricken at the thought of being involved in anything that would require my stomach to be pumped and the contents examined. How in the HELL could I possibly explain as a totally straight, heterosexual type dude that I had semen in my stomach, much less my OWN?!
And then the next revelation hit me; it didn't taste bad. In fact, it was pretty good.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-18 12:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-15 01:40:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:51:42 EDT (#)
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Alright. It's been a week
The last bet was whether or not anyone would give a shit to ask me what the last bet was.
***Sigh***
I'm out $75
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-19 16:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
too weird
Submitted by CumGuzzlingRoadWhore <drinkingjizz.at.yourhouse.cum> at 2004-06-18 21:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drink it, you bitch...drink it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-18 12:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:01:04 (#)
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I also would like to say that I think all women should have a rib removed so they can eat themselves out if they expect men to taste their spunk.
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we don't have to actually go down there to take a taste....
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-18 12:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I just ate me lunch and now me lunch is on me shoes.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:01:04 EDT (#)
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I also would like to say that I think all women should have a rib removed so they can eat themselves out if they expect men to taste their spunk.
Submitted by Jane at 2004-06-18 09:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed and laughed. That was so funny. I don't understand the big deal. Men should know what they taste like if they make women do it. I used to be really shy about oral sex, but then when I found out that I didn't taste bad at all, I was much more comfortable allowing someone else to go down there.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-06-18 01:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'If my girlfriend did that to me I would pin her down, fart in her mouth and then rub my cheesey feet all over her face. '
I enjoyed that comment, great story too.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-06-17 22:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwhahahah
Submitted by MaryG <maryg.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-17 21:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stunned...
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-17 20:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How is it possible that someone can speak almost enthusiastically about drinking their own piss but dismiss tasting their own semen as disgusting?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BoogieFevuh -
"it just left me with a bad taste in my mouth. "
Hahahaha, Don't apologize! That's the best pun use around here in a long time. I wish I had thought of it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be a man RB and take a taste...
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bollocks, next you'll be saying you never eat snaxs in a bar cause you're afraid someone doesn't wash their hands after taking a piss, it's your own jollop and won't do you any harm. if you were stuck in the desert with no water you'd drink you're piss to survive or if you were starving i'm sure you'd eat anything that came you're way including you're best friend.
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germs != cum
piss != cum
Iv ingested many a germs. iv drank my own piss before. I will never ever fucking taste my own cum. You are one fucking sick European fucker.
+2 for this thing being fake.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
swallow. Is this a survey?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-06-16 22:34:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you. You don't have to be gay to realize that semen really doesn't taste bad at all. In fact, it's sweet. Girls complain about the taste just because the sweet receptors are on the tip of the tongue, where semen seldom goes. So.
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This calls for a science experiment...
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You might have included the warning "Get some Dramamine before reading this".
Submitted by amanda at 2004-06-17 13:16:41 EDT (#)
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dis is da most nasty shit i have ever heard
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-17 12:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOU'VE BEEN ZAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm no misogynist, but I'd have spat directly back in her face.
Per the rules of sexual reciprocity, you are hereby entitled to put it in her pooper
without prior warning. It's a matter of principle.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-17 08:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Then the string split, leaving a dribble of cum down my wife's chin and a larger splash on my own chin. "
Ewwwy.
More power to you man. I've never done this. It grosses me out to much. Way to go with the insane honesty.
Submitted by ViolentByDesign (user info) at 2004-06-17 04:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
snow balling isn't exactly "sexually adventurous" as much as it is YOU SWOLLOWING CUM!!
the only upside to the any of that is now your wife owes you one, next time throw in a couple donkey punches and take back what little dignity you may have left man!
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-06-17 04:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:09:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:30:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
listen to all you liars out there, possibly every male of breeding age has tasted his own cum, just like you all used to (and more than likely still do) pick your noses and eat your own snot.
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Um, gonna have to go with a big no on this one. I have never tasted my own cum, and if some fucking chick tried to kiss me afterward i would shake her fucking teeth out of her head.
After rereading this post, iv realized that you might lead some women to believe that this is acceptable behavior, and that is fucking wrong.
Bollocks, next you'll be saying you never eat snaxs in a bar cause you're afraid someone doesn't wash their hands after taking a piss, it's your own jollop and won't do you any harm. if you were stuck in the desert with no water you'd drink you're piss to survive or if you were starving i'm sure you'd eat anything that came you're way including you're best friend.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-06-17 04:31:14 EDT (#)
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Oh, and hinkle: if you like the taste of semen, open the closet door and come out. the first thing a closet queen will do is deny that something like tasting semen (your own or otherwise) is gay.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-06-17 04:28:15 EDT (#)
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"Snowballing" should be a crime. Fiction or not, I'd have had to anally fuck her with extreme prejudice (assuming I could get it up after such a traumatic surprise), and no lube. Sick, sick shit folks.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-06-17 04:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If my girlfriend did that to me I would pin her down, fart in her mouth and then rub my cheesey feet all over her face.
Submitted by hinkle (user info) at 2004-06-16 22:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you. You don't have to be gay to realize that semen really doesn't taste bad at all. In fact, it's sweet. Girls complain about the taste just because the sweet receptors are on the tip of the tongue, where semen seldom goes. So.
Good job.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-16 21:44:48 EDT (#)
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**Um, am i the only person who finds it fucked up that his wife fucking spit his cum back in his mouth without so much as a headsup?**
No. No, you're not. Thats just wrong.
**so none of you men have ever been curious as to what it tastes like?**
About as curious as I am about what its like to get poked in the eye with a stick.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-06-16 21:30:04 EDT (#)
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Uhh do guys really taste their own man mustard?
Fucking fuck that fucking shit.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!! Now I'm only $50 in the hole.
Elapsed time before someone posted a review totally ignoring that this story is a joke: 23 minutes (Nator). I said 30 minutes (opposing bet was 15 minutes). $25
Only one bet left...
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wowa, I'm going to throw up now.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-16 19:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And now for the statistics:
Time Article Posted: 20:22 6/15/04
Elapsed time before being called gay: 3 hours 39 Minutes (Bongzilla @ 23:59. I said 1 hour. I lost $25.
Elapsed time before some woman approves: 22 minutes (Sunny @ 20:44). I said half an hour. I win $25.
Elapsed time before someone compliments the relationship: 16 minutes (Slapshot99 @ 20:38). I said nobody would compliment relationship. I lost $25
Elapsed time before someone wants to meet me and my wife: Still hasn't happened (or at least hasn't been posted). I said it wouldn't happen. I win $25.
Elapsed time before someone noted this story has been done before: 1 hour 51 minutes (Falco @ 22:13). I said 1 hour. I lost $25.
Number of Hits in 24 hours: 1064. I said 500 (other bet was lower). I win $25
Number of times in 24 hours someone would be pissed about the article being misleading: I said at least 10. Currently only 3. I lost $25
Story would make Most Heated (currently ranked 8th with 48 Heat): I said no fucking way. I lost $50.
Damn. I lost $75 over this work of Fiction.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-16 16:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lastnight this asshole woke up in a bucket of semen with a zebra tied to his balls and an empty bottle of hand cream on the floor.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-06-16 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sorry man...it was well written, it was interesting content, and it kept my attention the whole way through, but it just left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
...and I'm sorry again for that pun.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-16 14:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
never been snowballed.
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Spit or swallow? Neither. In my opinion it's what flavoured ones are for... even artificial fruit and rubber is better tasting, personally.
Submitted by braincramp (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Now the next step is to bring home a Transvestite for you to suckle on. Then you will be a full-blown homo. Either that or your woman now questions your manhood (even if she tells you she doesn't).
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think all men should taste their own semen. If you won't do it, you're a pussy.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny post...
so none of you men have ever been curious as to what it tastes like?
you expect us to taste it but you won't?
Submitted by MrTinkertrain6 (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome for you being a good sport about it... being a good sport means you get laid more - of course that only means you get laid more then all the little closet fags below that went on and on about "fuck that shit" "i don't play that crap" "bitch knows better" etc. etc. etc. until tonight when they get home and jack off because they can't get laid and get a little cum on thier hands and their eyes go to the left... eyes go to the right...
plus... in the world of my old GF - here it goes... chicken salty but tolerable, red meat is bitter, junk food (fast food) is metallic and horribly bitter (like chewing on aluminum foil she said), fruits are soft and with more consistancy, vegitables are the best being very sweet. take a few glasses of orange juice or other fruit juice will solve that or the "sweet release" that was suggested earlier. v-8 splash works well too.
atually i've would eat whatever the hell i wanted and the hour before anything i drink one large glass of green tea (sweetened with honey) and two glasses of orange juice (slowly). she liked that. now (no longer with her) i always finish the night out with a glass of orange juice before leaving with anyone... (just in case... lol)
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-16 13:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for being brave enough to write this. -1 for enjoying the taste of your own jizz. That's sick man.
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-16 12:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was kind of grossed out, but i think that your relationship with your wife is great.
good for you.
you're only partially gay in my book.
Submitted by moxie (user info) at 2004-06-16 12:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for this idiot who posted his password:
Submitted by cigar <402113870> at 2004-06-15 22:29:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't have told that...
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-06-16 11:30:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:31:46 EDT (#)
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I don't think I would want my man to get a mouth-full of semen. His or anyone else's. I dunno. Maybe I feel it would emasculate him, and in turn - turn me off. But kissing after oral sex is fine w/me too, either way.
You like the taste of your wife 2 weeks before her period because that's when she's ovulating.
(Just in case you didn't know.)
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had a girl try that once, I slapped her in the mouth pimp style and then told her that was a present from me to her and that she couldn't return it. Don't laugh if they do it jackass, now some poor guy is going to be tasting his own boys soon.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.sweetrelease.com/dr/v2/ec_dynamic.main?sp=1&pn=2&sid=37791
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:30:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
listen to all you liars out there, possibly every male of breeding age has tasted his own cum, just like you all used to (and more than likely still do) pick your noses and eat your own snot.
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Um, gonna have to go with a big no on this one. I have never tasted my own cum, and if some fucking chick tried to kiss me afterward i would shake her fucking teeth out of her head.
After rereading this post, iv realized that you might lead some women to believe that this is acceptable behavior, and that is fucking wrong.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-06-16 10:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feeling... so... conflicted...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-16 09:58:14 EDT (#)
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HAHA! You got snowballed!
Why the hell did you write this?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-16 08:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"And then it happened.
She spit my own semen into my mouth."
your old lady is trying to make a cocksucker out of you and you encouraged it by talking about it.
you laughed? what the hell is wrong with you?
why dont you start shitting and pissing on each other you never know, you might like it.
fucking idiot.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-06-16 08:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two for SNOWBALLIN....I threaten my husband but have yet to do that...
I did pass a pube to some guy years ago...and told him it was his...
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-16 07:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard of that but never done it. Sounds gross, but maybe it isn't.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-16 07:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's possibly the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW. For some reason I'm giving this a good rating. Don't quite know why.
-Bus
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I'm not one to ever raise a hand in anger to my wife, but I might punch her in the tit if she ever snowballed me, man. Cheers to you for having the sack to tell that story.
Jesus...
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-06-16 03:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two should have slurped the stringer back up until you were kissing like in that Disney movie with the two cracked out dogs.
Man, that would have been so romantic...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
swallow.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-06-16 02:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not the taste so much as the texture... <shivers>
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude you got snowballed, fuck man you are now halfway gay.
I was hooking up with a chick one time who said she would only swallow if i tasted some of it after whe was done. So she goes down on me, I blow my load and she tries to kiss me with my goo in her mouth, I just laugh and get off the bed (not a mean haha you are a slut laugh, but a hah I am never going to taste that laugh) she didn't take it to well and that as the end of blow jobs, and eventually us. I always wonder if tasting it would have been worth it....nope.
Submitted by Armadilo (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:30:31 EDT (#)
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listen to all you liars out there, possibly every male of breeding age has tasted his own cum, just like you all used to (and more than likely still do) pick your noses and eat your own snot.
Submitted by JChristian1965 (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At first I was like WHOA.
And then I was like, HUH....
Now I'm like....DUDE.....good post.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Followed by:
"And then the next revelation hit me after that: I'm gay."
No, just kidding. +2 for having a cool wife who, Uh, tries new stuff.
Submitted by silverknives (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think i'd be able to react like that if i were you. that would seriously gross me out. like seriously, in a bad way.....ugh, and with no warning. +1 though for not freaking out about it and doing something stupid. -1 though for posting it. comming to an even 0
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but it's not really cheating because its YOUR dog...
Fucked up shit, but I was thoroughly amused until that last line. homo.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm too lazy to cut and paste, but i laughed at what RB said.
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stunned.....
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:04:40 EDT (#)
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Um, am i the only person who finds it fucked up that his wife fucking spit his cum back in his mouth without so much as a headsup?
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2004-06-15 22:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cigar <402113870> at 2004-06-15 22:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wouldn't have told that...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-15 22:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YouGottaBeShittinMe at 2004-06-15 22:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am completely dumbfounded.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-15 22:13:11 EDT (#)
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Its been done before
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no comment would pretty well do it.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You must have awesome sex.
Submitted by CobraCommander (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Badass. And no, what happened doesn't make you gay, because its YOUR semen.
I think...
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahhahahahaha - jolly good show.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-15 21:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is, like, a one time thing...right?
Submitted by Sunny (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:44:33 EDT (#)
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Oh.
Gracious.
Well, that's one curiousity satisfied, isn't it. That's a purity test point, isn't it?
Personally I find the taste a little nauseating myself, but it's a small price to pay for returnage of the favor. ;-)
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rule
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not at all what I thought this post would be. Crazy.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like you BOTH have a great attitude towards sex.........keep the bedpost's rocking...and did I tell you your teeth seem .....I dunno......WHITER?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:35:33 EDT (#)
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Haha, you snow balled +2! cause it reminded me of clerks
-2 because I really didn't need to know your semen tastes better when you eat chicken and fruit
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
I was all ready to bust out the minus two, then i read it.
Submitted by Fecologist at 2004-06-15 20:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no fucking way. Sure as hell didn't think this story was going that direction. Fuckin gross man
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF. Was it better or worse than pussy juice?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-15 20:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost barfed; but then again I've never tried my own cum.
+2 for having the balls to post this and most likely get a "few" -2s because of it.