this girl is dense as hell(im conversation) (847 hits)
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Submitted by casey lyons <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-15 22:53:02 EDT
This chick randomly imed me one night, and now she does so every 3 weeks or so, asking who I am and all that dumb shit, then she tries to have a conversation. My question is, would you get the message, or at least give up?
Monsterloon13 [10:04 PM]: heyt
Tpmoatie [10:04 PM]: hi
Monsterloon13 [10:04 PM]: i 4 got oo u r again......sry
Monsterloon13 [10:04 PM]: asl
Tpmoatie [10:05 PM]: 17mme<-- first time I've given it without a fight.
Monsterloon13 [10:05 PM]: o ya
Monsterloon13 [10:05 PM]: i remember now
Monsterloon13 [10:05 PM]: im 17 2 i was like a few weeks ago actually like 2 or 3
Monsterloon13 [10:06 PM]: do u have a car?
Monsterloon13 [10:07 PM]: well do u have a car????????
Monsterloon13 [10:08 PM]: r u mad :(?
Tpmoatie [10:08 PM]: yes i have a car
Tpmoatie [10:08 PM]: no i was busy
Monsterloon13 [10:08 PM]: ook
Monsterloon13 [10:09 PM]: me2
Monsterloon13 [10:09 PM]: wat kinda car?
Tpmoatie [10:09 PM]: vw jetta
Tpmoatie [10:09 PM]: i'm sellin it though<---blown head gasket. want it?
Monsterloon13 [10:09 PM]: y?
Monsterloon13 [10:09 PM]: i would never ever sekll my car?
Monsterloon13 [10:09 PM]: !!!!
Tpmoatie [10:10 PM]: well, when you want a new one you will
Monsterloon13 [10:10 PM]: ill never want a new 1 i have a awsome car
Monsterloon13 [10:10 PM]: well unless it gets old
Tpmoatie [10:10 PM]: i bet it will
Monsterloon13 [10:11 PM]: its an 04 i dont think it will get old<--- do they make oil of olay for cars now or something?
Monsterloon13 [10:11 PM]: and its a convertible thats like....the most awsome car like...ever<---- nothing to say, just marvel at the stupidity.
Tpmoatie [10:12 PM]: well see when it's around 2010
Monsterloon13 [10:12 PM]: ill totally have a new1 by then
Monsterloon13 [10:12 PM]: but it will b the same car
Monsterloon13 [10:13 PM]: i 4 got .....wat do u look like?
Monsterloon13 [10:14 PM]: ???
Tpmoatie [10:14 PM]: i'm a guy, i look pretty manly
Monsterloon13 [10:14 PM]: well ur a guy id hope u look manly
Monsterloon13 [10:14 PM]: ha ha
Tpmoatie [10:15 PM]: yup
Monsterloon13 [10:15 PM]: im a grl and i look grly 2
Monsterloon13 [10:15 PM]: unless men have boobs and long blonde hair
Monsterloon13 [10:15 PM]: lol
Tpmoatie [10:15 PM]: no i don't think i have either
Monsterloon13 [10:16 PM]: ok thats good
Monsterloon13 [10:16 PM]: and most guyz r ent cheer leaders
Tpmoatie [10:16 PM]: nope not usually
Monsterloon13 [10:16 PM]: well some r but thats another tory
Tpmoatie [10:16 PM]: yup
Monsterloon13 [10:17 PM]: ya so.........?
Monsterloon13 [10:17 PM]: im bored<--- I'm annoyed.
Tpmoatie [10:17 PM]: me too
Monsterloon13 [10:17 PM]: how many ppl r u takin 2 >?
Tpmoatie [10:18 PM]: 15<--- New mathematical theory. 15=2.
Monsterloon13 [10:19 PM]: o ha ha i win!
Monsterloon13 [10:19 PM]: im takin 2 17<--- I hope that's a joke.
Tpmoatie [10:19 PM]: oh yeah?
Monsterloon13 [10:19 PM]: no wait now 16 cuz she signed of
Monsterloon13 [10:19 PM]: was that sarcastic
Tpmoatie [10:20 PM]: no<--- yes
Tpmoatie [10:20 PM]: it was like saying really, but not saying really saying oh yeah instead
Monsterloon13 [10:20 PM]: o ok i get it now<--- confused as fuck.
Monsterloon13 [10:20 PM]: ha ha
Monsterloon13 [10:21 PM]: lets do somthin .......... the ppl im takin 2 r like........totally boring me<--- one of the people talking to me is making me fantasize about killing them with a pair of scissors.
Monsterloon13 [10:21 PM]: im bored ....really bored
Tpmoatie [10:22 PM]: yeah
Tpmoatie [10:22 PM]: i'm tired
Monsterloon13 [10:22 PM]: im not im like wide awake
Tpmoatie [10:23 PM]: aren't you in a different time zone?
Tpmoatie [10:23 PM]: it's 1030 right now
Monsterloon13 [10:23 PM]: its....9 30 rite now<----looks at clock..... asks mom how to read it.... types it.
Tpmoatie [10:23 PM]: guess so
Monsterloon13 [10:24 PM]: ok...wtvr
Monsterloon13 [10:24 PM]: dont sign off tho
Monsterloon13 [10:24 PM]: u cant b THAT tired
Monsterloon13 [10:24 PM]: lets like........tak
Tpmoatie [10:24 PM]: okay
Monsterloon13 [10:24 PM]: we'lll play q and a.....k?
Tpmoatie [10:24 PM]: okay
Monsterloon13 [10:25 PM]: u 1st
Tpmoatie [10:25 PM]: it was ur idea
Monsterloon13 [10:25 PM]: ok fine......
Monsterloon13 [10:25 PM]: uh....do u have a gf?
Tpmoatie [10:26 PM]: not at the moment
Monsterloon13 [10:26 PM]: ur turn
Tpmoatie [10:26 PM]: do YOU have a gf?<--- haha
Monsterloon13 [10:26 PM]: no im not like that
Tpmoatie [10:27 PM]: oh yeah?
Monsterloon13 [10:27 PM]: i have best frends that r grlz
Monsterloon13 [10:27 PM]: but im not a les
Monsterloon13 [10:27 PM]: we like hug and like........thats it.....
Monsterloon13 [10:27 PM]: so....my turn
Monsterloon13 [10:28 PM]: wats the farthest uve gona<---- this screams virgin
Tpmoatie [10:28 PM]: as far as one can go<--- pretty self explanatory.
Monsterloon13 [10:28 PM]: ?????
Tpmoatie [10:28 PM]: everything
Monsterloon13 [10:28 PM]: ok....?<-- still hasn't figured it out.
Monsterloon13 [10:28 PM]: ur turn
Tpmoatie [10:29 PM]: what's the farthest YOU'VE gone?
Monsterloon13 [10:29 PM]: dont copy everything i ask
Tpmoatie [10:29 PM]: i'm not, that's a good question<--- yeah I am.
Monsterloon13 [10:29 PM]: im a virgin
Tpmoatie [10:29 PM]: oh really?
Monsterloon13 [10:29 PM]: butthe farthest ive gona was kissin a grl like 3 or 4 times<--- didn't she say she WASN'T les? this shouldn't count then.
Monsterloon13 [10:30 PM]: i no im pathetic but wtvr
Monsterloon13 [10:30 PM]: im just like.......not redy<--- that's what the nasties say because it is better than realizing they're ugly as FUCK so they couldn't get laid if they wanted to.
Tpmoatie [10:30 PM]: lmao r u religious or something?
Tpmoatie [10:33 PM]: have i offended you?<--- I can only hope.
Monsterloon13 [10:34 PM]: sry
Monsterloon13 [10:35 PM]: ok uh...............wats ur fav grl hair color and y?
Tpmoatie [10:35 PM]: i don't really care because a girl can have beautiful hair and still be a dumb bitch
Monsterloon13 [10:35 PM]: ????????????
Monsterloon13 [10:36 PM]: not all grlz that have good hair r dumb or bitches<--- Dumb bitch.
Tpmoatie [10:36 PM]: i didn't say that
Monsterloon13 [10:36 PM]: so then watdid u mean
Tpmoatie [10:36 PM]: i just said i don't have a preference in hair because i can't judge a girl by her hair
Monsterloon13 [10:36 PM]: o uh ok
Monsterloon13 [10:36 PM]: o uh im really sery but i gtg
Monsterloon13 [10:37 PM]: m,y frends here and shes sleepin over
Monsterloon13 [10:37 PM]: well finish this l8er<--- not if I block you.
Monsterloon13 [10:37 PM]: bi
Tonight, whilst slaving away at an 8 page paper for school, I look online and find this:
Monsterloon13 [10:52 PM]: u never tak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auto response from Tpmoatie [10:52 PM]: I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light
Monsterloon13 [10:53 PM]: aw thats so sweet
Monsterloon13 [10:53 PM]: i ythink
Monsterloon13 [10:58 PM]: r u takin now?
Monsterloon13 [11:03 PM]: will u plz tak?
Monsterloon13 [11:03 PM]: iu never tak 2 me ne more<--- You say it as if I once did.
Monsterloon13 [11:05 PM]: im hyper and ya....!!!!!!!!!
seriously though, wtf? Her stupidity amuses me, in case anyone is wondering why I haven't blocked her.
User Reviews
Submitted by mugshit <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-17 16:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit dude, that's funny, but it's too bad you ruined my fun... guess I should block her to avoid any incoherent bitchy ims. Oh, and no, I am not her sister... haha. Also, Thanks whoever it was, I wanted to see who would recognize that song. +1 to keep with the average.
Submitted by The_Nipper (user info) at 2004-06-16 17:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having Monster Magnet-Powertrip as your auto message
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-06-16 17:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
^ AHahahahaahahahahahahaaa
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-16 16:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahahahahahha, I fucked with her some more
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HogMan250: hey you
HogMan250: look out
HogMan250: WAAA
Monsterloon13: hoo is this?
HogMan250: Officer Manly
Monsterloon13: hoo?
HogMan250: Officer Manly of the 5th district
Monsterloon13: ?????
HogMan250: don't act dumb sir
HogMan250: we're on to you
Monsterloon13: im a grl thats miss not sir
HogMan250: ok chief
Monsterloon13: im a grl!!!!!!
Monsterloon13: hoo r u?
HogMan250: sure thing charlie
HogMan250: Officer Manly
HogMan250: jesus
Monsterloon13: this is nt charlie and hoo the hell r u?
HogMan250: ahhh
Monsterloon13: hoo r u?
Monsterloon13: ur being really odd
Monsterloon13: hoo the hell is this
HogMan250: why dooo yooooo say wooooo
HogMan250: are youoooo an ooowl?
Monsterloon13: wats wooooooooooooo
HogMan250: wooo
HogMan250: i got your sn from this
Monsterloon13: hoo is this
Monsterloon13: really!
HogMan250: your famous
HogMan250: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35878
HogMan250: click on that
HogMan250: that guy burned you good
Monsterloon13: that was my sis
HogMan250: was it
HogMan250: your lying
HogMan250: thats not your sister
HogMan250: hahahahhaa
HogMan250: hahahahahaha, your the laughing stock of america
HogMan250: ahh ahahahahahahahahahahaha
HogMan250: oh man
HogMan250: woo
HogMan250: end it all man
HogMan250: it's the only hope
Monsterloon13 signed off at 4:00:17 PM.
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Hahahahahahahhaha good show
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-06-16 09:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm u got some funny chit goin on there
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-16 08:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This probably says it all.
Monsterloon13 [10:37 PM]: bi
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-16 07:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Idiots make for the best entertainment!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Monsterloon13 [10:16 PM]: and most guyz r ent cheer leaders
Tpmoatie [10:16 PM]: nope not usually
Monsterloon13 [10:16 PM]: well some r but thats another tory
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Best typo EVER!
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-16 04:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2
+1 for "a girl can have great hair and still be a dumb bitch" or whatever response
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-16 03:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im conversation? 17mme? What are you talking about?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you should kick her in the boob.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Monsterloon13 [10:11 PM]: its an 04 i dont think it will get old<--- do they make oil of olay for cars now or something?
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If someone ever said those words to me, I would go to thier house and smash thier car, then when they ran out, I say see now it doesn't look so now. Then I would shoot them in the face and fuck thier bullet hole.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok coolest handle on uber
Kitchens_closed!!!!!
AS in: 'last by kitchens_closed 15 minutes ago'
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had a good laugh, but I must deduct a point for saying "lmao"
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was so bored I actually read all this. There were some funny ass moments like when she said her car will never get old. Wow, that was nuts. Thanks for the laugh!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-15 22:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Monsterloon
Mystiamoon
I think I see a positive correlation.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-15 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kissed a girl 3-4 times and she's having a "sleepover", plus she's "not rdy" to have sex?
100% lesbian.