Squattail whores IP-relay (1245 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.53 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-06-15 23:12:33 EDT
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ME: Is this Stanford Police Station? GA
OPERATOR: Yes it is, what is your complaint? Go Ahead
ME: No compliant, need bomb threaten. GA
OPERATOR: Sir/Ma'am, this is operator 529, I need clarification for your last line. Go Ahead
ME: I'm not a Ma'am I'm a sir. No complaint, making a bomb threat. GA
OPERATOR: Sir, I cannot put that through. If you have a legitimate complaint lodge it now, otherwise I will have to discontinue the call. Go Ahead
ME: No, please. I mean there is a man in my street, he is threatening to explode a bomb. I live at ** ********* **, please inform the officer. GA
OPERATOR: Sir, if this is a prank call you can get in serious trouble. I need to be certain this isn't a hoax before I put your message through. Go Ahead
ME: I think am in serious danger. GA
OPERATOR: I will be relaying your messages from now on. Go Ahead
ME: Officer, there is a man down my street in his yard, he looks Middle Eastern and he is threatening to explode a bomb. GA
OPERATOR: Where are you located? Go Ahead
ME: Holy shit. You didn't actually put that through operator? GA
OPERATOR: Sir, I have your address and home phone number right here on screen. I am going to have to file a report in regard to this relay, I have already disconnected you from the number you specified. Go Ahead
ME: Excuse me? I believe YOU were the one who rang the police station with a bomb hoax. GA
OPERATOR: I am not liable for anything I relay, Sir. Go Ahead
ME: You are a liar and I never did anything. You called in a bomb threat then tried to cover your tracks by creating this ficticious recorded conversation. GA
OPERATOR: Sir, I am going to disconnect you from the applet.
ME: Have fun in bomb hoaxer's prison, bitch.
User Reviews
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Been done better.
Submitted by silverknives (user info) at 2004-10-03 23:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're an asshole. why fuck with to ro's?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-08 07:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you missed a few of my old posts, be sure to go back and -2 them.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey look, a shit post by an idiot! Woah!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-16 14:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good job trying to be like me, faggot.
Sideburns did a good job.
You just suck.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-16 01:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Idea had potential, but you didn't make it funny.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. i liked it
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-16 00:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:49:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Would anyone care if squattail jumped headfirst into a pool of pirrahanas? Anyone?
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I would....
think of the piranhas for Christ's sake.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would anyone care if squattail jumped headfirst into a pool of pirrahanas? Anyone?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is IP-Relay?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What they said.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone on Ubersite will be messing with these IP-Relay folks, and I am looking forward to it. But this was retarded. It's fun and games until you're an asshole about it.
APPROPRIATE UBERBOARD MESSAGE: If squattail is banned from Ubersite does anybody give a shit?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-15 23:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Leave the nice ip-realy people alone.