The Last Supper... R&V style (986 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 2 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by La Nuggeta (View user info) at 2004-06-16 20:15:55 EDT
Shandy requested the following:
"if you are bored one day, maybe it would be
funny to knock up something along the lines of moses and the ten
commandents, ie shandy holding a book (in much the same way i'm holding that
black thing in the photo i sent you) inscribed with the words Rank & Vile,
with apollo and insane in aspects of pathetic fawning worshipful submission
at my feet."
This is as good as it gets, dear Shandy.
I present:
Shandythegod as Christ
Apollo as Jesus' right hand Man
and
Insanethemind on Christs left
User Reviews
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So much awesome
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-17 15:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot about this one!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-07-28 20:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's kickass. Never saw it until now.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-18 23:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAD I been drinking tea, it would have spurted out of my mouth upon reading this:
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 21:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
She Who Must Be Obeyed (Mrs Shandy) has seen the non-dimmed version and pronounced jugement: "you look stupid"
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 21:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She Who Must Be Obeyed (Mrs Shandy) has seen the non-dimmed version and pronounced jugement: "you look stupid"
she is a harsh bitch.
but that settles it - the dimmed version will be used in all future publicity materials.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just spurted tea out my mouth reading shand's last comment.
check your e-mail cunt face.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
corn, i'm glad your sensors have detected that i have hinted at room for improvement in your artistic endeavors, but dismayed that you seem to be allowing ego to interfere in the process of healthy collaboration.
i can only assume your contact with apullo, and particularly this paris business, has in some way tainted you. as well all know, apullo struggles with the most basic concepts of cooperation.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funilly enough, an afghan hound figures stronly in my boyhood memories of life with the real shandy.
a few houses down our quiet little street there was a sad yet magnificent looking afghan that was always roped up on the front porch. the poor beast had no freedom.
early one evening my mum and i were taking shandy for a stroll. walking past the afghan house there was a sudden blur, shandy ran so fast to escape this blur her leash became wrapped up around my legs several times, and I SWEAR the blurry great beast actually leapt up at my throat, only to withdraw at the last second, in a timeless moment of fearsome giant-fanged dog-breath clarity that said "don't worry, i'm just fucking with you guys"
then my mother screamed and the normal space-time continuam resumed.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo... you can't tell me you didn't read the Dog Fuck post? Sadly, that knitted dog was his inspiration!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you knitted a dog?!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo... there are many things we do without your knowledge!
Just last week we knitted an afghan together!!
And don't worry about the photo swapping. I did not send him the pictures you took of me durring our tryst in Paris (remember... on our search for The Most Current Fashion Trend?).
***
Shandy, I apparently am not PERFECT. Are you telling me I should have dimmed the image before posting? Damn me. Damn me and my imperfect ways.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
apollo, i have to agree with you
there have been many worrying signs lately, in shandy's behaviour
but i'm not sure if that pornnugget is entirely free of blame
she seems a wanton sort of creature.
and i know that shandy's madness, in part at least, is caused by anxiety over what he describes as "The Great Betrayal as Revealed by the Faultly Keyboard."
not to mention porn nugget's attitude to the meat mupped. have you noticed she always cuts and pastes him into beefcake roles??
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god!
I don't know what disturbs me more, the fact that shandy has taken his messianhic complex to even greater heights and has finally tipped over into complete and utter insanity.
OR
The fact that shandy and nugget are having consipratorial conversations which involve sending each other PHOTO's without MY FUCKING KNOWLEDGE.
I blame you for this Shandy. Nugget is an innocent bystander in all this and has been subsumed by the burning torando of shandy's madness.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dimming the lights also helps the photoshopped faces fit in more seamlessly
my wife started shrieking and laughing when she saw this as wallpaper, in the dimmed version.
apparently she looked at it with interest for a few moments, and then had to do a double take when she noticed the familiar face of her hubby and the slightly less familiar (and more gruesome) faces of those other two.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, lighting is the key!
god damn, that shandy looks awesome when he is half cloaked in Shadow.
the whole picture rises to another artistic level.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks corn, the problem was simply that i had my monitor brightness turned down. nothing to do with software thank god.
but as i say, this really does look even more superb with the brightness dimmed right down.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-17 07:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy... I can see the wall behind your head... I can see the detail in the molding (or is it moulding?). There is a distinct difference between the background and your hair.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-17 01:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
corn, i've been wondering for sometime about my monitor display. photos often seem a bit dark.
looking at this on my screen, the part of the picture behind my head is very dark - you can't even make out my hair, it just all blends into blackness.
but when i fooled around with this in photoshop and increased brightness i discovered i could see all of my hair and also the wall behind me.
i'm wondering if my monitor settings are a bit wonky. how does it look on yours????
as it happens, i think the darker version is better.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-17 00:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Far too long to load. And not even funny.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-17 00:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jonukah would be jesus
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-17 00:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy, you can not deny it...
I simply cut and pasted that quote...! I was going to add my own little flair to it- you know, adding some text, pretending it was YOU who had wrote it... I was thinking something along the lines of soapy showers and dog fucking... but I figured that would be SO unrealistic... everyone would KNOW you'd never say a thing like that... so I just left it alone.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-16 22:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-16 21:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i strenuosly deny ever making such a request!
but this is a magnificent work of art, and is now my new wallpaper.
and i am forced to agree with prickle, this would be a most striking book cover. or album cover. i may use it for the next System of the Down release.
perhaps i should continue to deny you my patronage of your webcam shows, porn...the release of pent up sexuality here as creative energy is simply spectacular.
Submitted by Fag <ifuckchickens.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-16 21:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Despite the fact that you are mocking a masterpiece of aryan artwork. You have not defiled it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-16 21:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He IS the lead singer for System... I thought everyone knew that?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poly - shandy has always has trouble smiling, particularly when being photographed.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done. I couldn't even tell the faces were superimposed.
BTW, Shandy looks like the lead singer for System of a Down....
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i find it hard to believe even shandy could be so egotistical as to make such a request.
but this is a magnificent piece of work, and would make a fine book cover if those clowns ever finish their tale.
conrad - i believe that is a youthful shandy represented here. the current shandy is still coping with his dorian gray digi camera trauma.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shandy, why do you look like you want to murder my family?
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had wondered what Shandy looked like, and am relieved to discover that he is neither dog, ogd nor God. An intriguing piece.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-16 20:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, a little too big.