The One Gallon Challenge (8645 hits)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (View user info) at 2004-06-17 13:34:55 EDT
Drink one gallon of milk in one hour. And then try to hold it down.
http://www.tinyegyptianpeople.com/GallonChallenge_Remix.wmv
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Submitted by natatkinson (user info) at 2006-09-30 11:47:29 EDT (#)
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We have had 6 contests, and have had multiple people complete the challenge.
www.milkgallon.com
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-16 10:46:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 09:55:56 (#)
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it's funnier if they have 10 minutes. one hour is doable.
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yeah I could go to work on a gallon of milk in an hour.
and I'm not a fat piece of shit...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-16 10:33:14 EST (#)
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Watch everyone puke! Yay! Die!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-16 09:55:56 EST (#)
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it's funnier if they have 10 minutes. one hour is doable.
Submitted by natatkinson (user info) at 2006-01-16 09:29:58 EST (#)
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If you want to see someone actually finish this "unfinishable contest", then goto
http://milk.triadpictures.com
Submitted by Milkman at 2004-10-14 10:56:35 EDT (#)
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Link to that VIDEO is not working :-(
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck <Toolazytoologin.at.ubersite.com> at 2004-06-19 15:29:34 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing this must be some fraternity thing judging by the attempted togas (although I am somewhat disappointed that none of them used fitted sheets).
I'm further speculating that it must be a canadian fraternity because only canadians would be such gigantic pussies as to have a drinking contest not involving alcohol.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-06-19 15:14:24 EDT (#)
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It's six crackers in a minute.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-06-19 02:03:14 EDT (#)
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Yucky, milk is so bad for you...
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-19 01:44:38 EDT (#)
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**Drinking a full sized bottle of 80-90 proof booze of your choice in a night.**
I've done that. It makes for an interesting evening.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:54:57 EDT (#)
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I bet Nicole3 could do it.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:54:16 EDT (#)
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I drink a lot of milk. I may attempt this.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:52:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:44:00 (#)
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If Uberworld were to collectively take the Gallon O' Milk Challenge this weekend, two things would happen come Monday:
ubersite.com would be devoid of users,
and toilets the world over would be full of nasty, uber milkshit.
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I'm game.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:44:00 EDT (#)
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If Uberworld were to collectively take the Gallon O' Milk Challenge this weekend, two things would happen come Monday:
ubersite.com would be devoid of users,
and toilets the world over would be full of nasty, uber milkshit.
Submitted by Marauder (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:08:02 EDT (#)
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100 shots of beer in 100 minutes? Yawn
Try 100 beers in a 100 hours and see how you feel -
Yes a case of beer a day for four days, harder then sounds but very do able.
Your liver WILL hate you for it.
I would suggest using something like Coors Light (of equal) for the first try
Expert level drinkers try it with something like Molsen 5.6 (or equal in Alc%)
And yes these feats of alcohol and bodily abuse are also possible if you can take it:
Drinking a full sized bottle of 80-90 proof booze of your choice in a night.
Downing a full sized bottle of Jack Daneils (AKA Animal House style) especially
if you don't mind not being able to speak for about 10 minutes or so afterwards.
-2 for this post being about milk
+2 for this post turning to the subject of alcohol
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-06-17 23:27:43 EDT (#)
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ive already done it.
and yes i held it down.
Submitted by hectormicromanic at 2004-06-17 20:15:29 EDT (#)
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Those are the stupidest looking milk jugs I've ever seen.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-17 20:02:55 EDT (#)
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**Point of curiousity... what percent of alcohol is in your beer in the states?**
It ranges depending on where you go. Stuff like Bud Light and Beast will probably be 3.2 whereas if you go with an import, it'll be stronger, like Guinness, which I believe is either 5.8 or 6.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-17 16:27:09 EDT (#)
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I did this. I also did the four crackers in a minute and the bread in 30 seconds.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:46:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:39:18 (#)
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The one all the way to the right looks like Bart. I always knew he was a closet milk drinker.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:37:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:34:14 (#)
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could you take some kind of dietary suppliment beforehand?
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You can eat anything else you want beforehand, but the milk cannot be below 2% and you have to drink a whole gallon within an hour.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:34:14 EDT (#)
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could you take some kind of dietary suppliment beforehand?
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:15:02 EDT (#)
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pretty much impossible to do. The e-coli in your intestines that produce lactase do not produce enough, and therefore you cannot break down the lactase quick enough, and you get gas and farts and the shits. Once it is beyond your bodies ability to handle, you start barfing and barfing . . .
i was pretty sure its impossible to do, but someone with lots of e-coli could do it.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:03:07 EDT (#)
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Point of curiousity... what percent of alcohol is in your beer in the states?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:02:31 EDT (#)
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Will it make me buzzed? Will it make me act like an ass? Will it make
me howl like a baboon, tear my clothes off and streak in the street?
No?
then why the hell would i want to do this?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-17 15:02:23 EDT (#)
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Century club is do-able, and so is the one gallon of milk. I have done it with skim milk, some people say it only counts if it is whole milk, but I think that would be chemically easier on the stomach.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:58:59 EDT (#)
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We called the Century Club, "The Centurion". Sounds bad ass, and you get HAMMERED.
Did you do it with penalty shots? Because that is what fucks most people.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:37:17 (#)
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This feat is a wolf in sheep's clothing ala The Century Club: 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.
Don't deride it as easy 'til you've done it yourself.
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We called it the super power hour. You get pretty housed offa it.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:46:04 EDT (#)
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chocolate milk is generally 1% because theres more space for the chocolatey goodness.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:45:00 EDT (#)
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Alright, maybe this weekend, everyone should try it and document their results w/ digital cameras and post it!
I'll try if someone else will.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:37:17 EDT (#)
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This feat is a wolf in sheep's clothing ala The Century Club: 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.
Don't deride it as easy 'til you've done it yourself.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:29:04 (#)
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Can it be chocolate milk? cause if so, I could do it.
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Nothing less than 2%.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:29:04 EDT (#)
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Can it be chocolate milk? cause if so, I could do it.
Submitted by Speed2oo1 (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:20:14 EDT (#)
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My buddy D ate a quart of Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Perfection from Coldstone Creamery one time... he will never do that again. I couldn't imagine a gallon of milk, geezus, that's a lot of weight in your stomach.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:16:46 EDT (#)
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I've done this before without suffering any ill effects. In fact, I thought the joke was that it was a really easy thing to do.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:07:38 EDT (#)
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Ive done it successfully once before.
Its a horrible horrible trick though. I ended up shitting my brains out and couldnt do anything other then sit there with a sick look on my face for like an hour and a half.
After the hour and a half I shit my brains out.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-17 14:00:35 EDT (#)
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they say its impossible...but I betche I can do it. I love milk. I used to suckle Cualaincourts momma dry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:57:13 EDT (#)
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I'm a fuckin' veal. I could do this. I want in !
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:54:41 EDT (#)
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**pfft, substitute "milk" for "tequila", and then ill be impressed.**
That or 151...drinking a gallon of that would be pretty damn impressive. Foolish and possibly fatal, but still impressive.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:50:08 EDT (#)
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Who would wear sneakers with a toga?
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:47:46 EDT (#)
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Iv done it. Its not possible.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:47:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35503
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:42:39 EDT (#)
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We should do an UberGallon Challenge.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:40:19 EDT (#)
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I'll do it but do I have to wear the toga?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:39:18 EDT (#)
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The one all the way to the right looks like Bart. I always knew he was a closet milk drinker.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:37:30 EDT (#)
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pfft, substitute "milk" for "tequila", and then ill be impressed.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-06-17 13:37:14 EDT (#)
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They keep playing this contest they had about drinking a gallon of milk in an hour on the radio around here.
They had like eight people and the first one to finish the gallon and keep it down for 10 minutes won an X-box. One hour time limit.
I plan on trying it for my own amusement sometime soon.