photo of winged angel about to kiss my penis - note the look of adoration on her sweet little face (3338 hits)
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Submitted by Mr Prickle (View user info) at 2004-06-18 02:30:33 EDT
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Submitted by random person <iba.at.shosrgr.com> at 2004-08-08 19:32:49 EDT (#)
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ahh how i love contemporary art
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-06-26 01:02:47 EDT (#)
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+1 for being unique. -1 for not being able to tell the difference between an angel and a fairy.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-26 01:00:40 EDT (#)
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+2 for the balls to post that and the funny idea
-4 FOR THE GROSS PENIS ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN
Submitted by Cindys_Younger_Sister (user info) at 2004-06-26 00:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jebus.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:17:52 EDT (#)
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will i go to hell if i laughed at this?
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-19 06:55:45 EDT (#)
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the conclusion:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36122
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-18 23:40:28 EDT (#)
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Indeed; as titles go, it's fairly brimming with epistemological possibilty. As for the matter of cum, I think it positively indecent to leave as in the dark as to quantity, quality and consistency - how many votes will be required in order to swing the plebiscite in favour of "cum"?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-18 22:51:18 EDT (#)
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Isn't that one of those microscopic angel pins that you wear on your sweater? I've seen them a million times. They're like 3mm long.
3mm, that's incredibly tiny.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 22:39:37 EDT (#)
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"The Ascent of Man"
Superb work Conrad! It's astonishing that four words can convey so much, and be so open to differing yet poignant interpretation.
it is not really a question of 'to cum or not to cum'. that is decided. the question is whether or not to record the event and share it with the art loving world.
uber interest in this question, i'm sad to say, has been low - not suprising i suppose given the philistine nature of most of these brutes.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-18 21:56:12 EDT (#)
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'The Ascent of Man'
And yes, I think that a 20/20m image would be an excellent size, the better to magnify this already stunningly powerful work. So, to cum or not to cum - has the question been decided?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-18 21:06:41 EDT (#)
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You have shamed the pufferfish.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 20:44:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:02:19 (#)
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This is marvellous! Staged with the architectural precision of Bill Brandt at his finest, this image combines the raw, documentary power of Arbus, the sweeping grandeur of Adams, vibrant, vital, burgeoning humanity of Liebowitz at her apogee, and of course, the joyous perversity of Robert Maplethorpe. However, this recalls, to my mind at least, not primarily a photographer, but a painter, Francis Bacon; in particular, I am reminded of the visceral, shocking, tormented power of 'Three Studies at the Base of a Crucifixion', although this is somewhat redeemed from becoming wholly Bacon's despairing, phallic, guttural nightmare by the redemptive figure of the angel. Indeed the angel lends the piece an emotive power unmatched, for me at least, since Waterhouse's 'Ophelia' and the other, finest works in the pre-Raphaelite ouvre - splendid, Mr Prickle, keep up the good work; a one-man show at the Tate awaits!
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conrad, you are obviously a man of artistic discernment. perhaps you could help me with suggestions for an appropriate title for this piece? I would like the title, in part at least, to reflect the primative, animal power of this penis - ie despite being dumb, mute and ugly, its wordless entreaty (or perhaps it is a demand?) somehow penetrates deeply into our hearts. Like the angel, we are touched.
something that rises above the obvious bathos, yet at the same time speaks to it.
ah, what's the use. words fail me. I am an Artist, not a scratcher of letters. The Light and The Shadow are my muses, not a cum encrusted keyboard.
Any help you can offer would be most appreciated Conrad. Also, i'm thinking about an appropriate size for wall-hanging. I had envisaged something along the lines of 20metres by 20metres?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-18 19:58:22 EDT (#)
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How could this get any less than a -2?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-18 19:41:56 EDT (#)
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you got problems man. and ME saying that is an indication of just how bad your problems are.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:21:22 EDT (#)
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I'd have preferred a comical drawing. I don't like the greasys sausage-like creases engraved in your bell-end.
It's making me nauseous.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
conrad that was, well, magnificent.
if a little obvios and trite in its references.
almost worthy of the CCCCC
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:07:26 EDT (#)
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i hope my guardian angel post didn't influence the creation of this post in any way.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:02:19 EDT (#)
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This is marvellous! Staged with the architectural precision of Bill Brandt at his finest, this image combines the raw, documentary power of Arbus, the sweeping grandeur of Adams, vibrant, vital, burgeoning humanity of Liebowitz at her apogee, and of course, the joyous perversity of Robert Maplethorpe. However, this recalls, to my mind at least, not primarily a photographer, but a painter, Francis Bacon; in particular, I am reminded of the visceral, shocking, tormented power of 'Three Studies at the Base of a Crucifixion', although this is somewhat redeemed from becoming wholly Bacon's despairing, phallic, guttural nightmare by the redemptive figure of the angel. Indeed the angel lends the piece an emotive power unmatched, for me at least, since Waterhouse's 'Ophelia' and the other, finest works in the pre-Raphaelite ouvre - splendid, Mr Prickle, keep up the good work; a one-man show at the Tate awaits!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:21:16 EDT (#)
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i wonder if its really a cock at all
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:15:16 EDT (#)
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is that really your cock?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:12:20 EDT (#)
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it looks like you dickhole is puckering up to kiss the angel but it's lips have a cold sore... and that is not right my friend, not right at all.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 10:08:42 EDT (#)
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Method, you love us really.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:58:35 EDT (#)
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just like the angel, corn!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:07:48 EDT (#)
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Oh jeeze, I didn't know what I was clicking... I just clicked the link in your other post... and here I am, face to face with your penis.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:03:31 EDT (#)
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I'm going to hell. I laughed. I'm still laughing. That's the funniest fucking post you ever came up with, Prickle. You can now drink yourself to death in the clear and certain knowledge that this is the best you're ever going to be.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:47:57 EDT (#)
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you know, much as i hate to admit it, if you can get over the initial shock of this work, it's quite an evocative piece.
the dialogue between angel and penis is filled with nuance.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:33:33 EDT (#)
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I hope you, Shandy, Apollo, and the rest of you limey twats that enjoy this particularly scatastic piece of fermentous filth are somehow mysteriously hypnotized into thinking that you're giant land fowl, and run around all day pecking the ground and clucking, because it would make more sense than this post, and the fucking conversations you people have with each other.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:23:20 EDT (#)
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i too have suffered rejection this day, my friend. on the romantic front. and also am a bit gutted. but the shiraz and the whacko are helping release me from the mundane world of care.
did they say anything helpful about why? anythign useful?
still. in some ways it is good news for the cccc:
we've got you, those stupid cunts haven't.
btw, i sent you an email a moment ago, don't know if you can access it at work or not.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 07:06:15 EDT (#)
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Even higher levels of pretension?
Jebus!
I have not had the delight of reading nuggets latest effort though your comment of 20% brightness reduction fills me with dread.
I will bite the bullet though.
Oh and bad news on the maxim front.
Gutted.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:52:31 EDT (#)
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actually, i might start my own one dollar service.
once i get the paypal thing sorted out, you can contribute one dollar (non-refundable) to one of two campaign funds:
1. Prickle please cum on angel's face
2. Prickle please do not cum on angel's face
after a set period of time, i will respect the wishes of the fund with the highest total.
mulitple donations permitted.
feel free to pledge a contribution now, prior to the establishment of paypal.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:30:23 EDT (#)
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actually there is a character in a charles bukowski short story who is a photographer devoted to the quest of capturing his ejaculation on film. it was written before the days of digital cameras etc, and he had been on the quest for some time without success.
with my Olympus in hand, i'm confident i can succeed first time. assuming the angel keeps still.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:27:43 EDT (#)
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apollo, have you seen c nuggets latest artistic effort??
its very fine, though best viewed with the brightness turned down about 20 percent.
art is all about Light, i have discovered. The Sacred Light. And of course the Shadow.
i've renounced the written word in favour of visual arts as of today.
Expect my level of pretension to soar to new heights.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:07:26 EDT (#)
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now THAT is a challenge!
Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2004-06-18 06:05:28 EDT (#)
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cum on her and show us!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 05:55:36 EDT (#)
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<smirks>
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 05:02:16 EDT (#)
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rapist??
that's a typical assumption, isn't it?
as a matter of fact, she is the one pestering me all the time.
every time i go for a piss, or have a wank, even when the wife is servicing me...there she fucking is, fluttering around. she just suddenly appears and begs to kiss my willie.
even though she IS quite cute, it's driving me bonkers.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-06-18 04:10:04 EDT (#)
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Angel raper.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-06-18 03:57:01 EDT (#)
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I just threw up Red Bull into my mouth.
Submitted by JewdoMaster (user info) at 2004-06-18 03:32:28 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty damn sure that you have a mutilated penis.
I'm also pretty samn sure that's the only fun your deformed penis will have.
Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-06-18 03:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice pre-ejaculate droplet:)
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-18 03:18:31 EDT (#)
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I think hers is bigger.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:58:24 EDT (#)
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your penis is ugly.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:57:02 EDT (#)
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thats one penis
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:51:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:32:45 (#)
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I hope she gives you an angelic STD
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an angelic ShandyTheDog????
no such thing, surely
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:44:24 EDT (#)
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Particle Penis!
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:44:03 EDT (#)
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That's just fucking wrong!!!
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:43:50 EDT (#)
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Nice job, jackass.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:37:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:36:07 EDT (#)
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I guess that is probably the only facial you will ever have the opportunity of giving!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:33:36 EDT (#)
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Hahhahahah! Jesus, I thought I had balls for posting the crap that I do. You sir are a fucking nuttier than my poop. Psycho.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-18 02:32:45 EDT (#)
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I hope she gives you an angelic STD