calling all uber artists, art lovers, and experts (611 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2004-06-18 08:18:29 EDT
i have commandeered that cunt prickle's account. worthy as his latest work of art may be, it is not fit for the front page of ubersite.
here is a painting i myself knocked up ten minutes ago. what do you think?
ah, if only.
this was actually done by a mate of mine many years ago. it is done in crayon on particle board, i think, and hangs on my wall behind me.
to me, it seems fucking brilliant.
the artist has stopped painting long ago.
and we had a falling out when he went nuts and started baking birthday cakes and threatening to kill me.
anyway, my question to the uber art authorities is: is it a work of genius that will be worth millions of dollars before too long???
(ps - the more perceptive amongst you will have noticed that I, Shandy, am in fact far more in touch with the Art World than that imposter prickle)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-18 13:40:58 EDT (#)
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"anyway, my question to the uber art authorities is: is it a work of genius that will be worth millions of dollars before too long??? "
No. It isn't.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-18 09:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Prickle's was better.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
idqd, my advice to appullo applies to you
there is no free wine and cheese here - drag your drunken philistine arse elsewhere
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks like a 'colour-by-numbers' picture in crayon done by someone who cant count.
Submitted by MrPrickle (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how dare you shandy!
invading another uberusers account and bumping his work off the front page. disgraceful.
particularly a crime when my work is of far greater importance than this eye candy!. i may lack the technical flair, but for raw emotion and undercurrent of meaning, my piece is unsurpassed:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36047
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad. I like abstract/modern art.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:31:27 EDT (#)
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sorry old boy, back to the beer and violence posts for me.
yes i have read and commmented, i suggest you read the comments in that post you lazy cunt.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
definitely at least a 20 percent dimming is required i think though i am terribly sensitive.
apullo, did you not read the title of this post?
you and you philistine soccer hooligan mates are not invited to functions such as this.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
remember to adjust the brightness to find the perfect Light.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 08:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like a load of bollocks to me.