I'm glad its friday (937 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› (View user info) at 2004-06-18 14:46:16 EDT
I was walking down the dirt road. My head hung low, as I was lost im my thoughts of lonelyness and desire. My depression stemmed from the knowlege that no one would give me the time of day due to my inability to communicate by conventional means.
Vroom Vroom
A car comes from behind me to overtake me on the road, in each of the four seats in the car is a lovely yet mean spirited lass. Each one thinking of ways to torment me.
Vroom vroom.
They me pass once, and chuck an Evian bottle at my head, and turn around.
vroom vroom.
They pass me again and splash mud on my clothes, and turn around.
Vroom Splat.
A man on a red motorcycle drops an emu egg right on my tormentor's window. It causes them to go into a barrel roll and crash headon into a tree.
He waves as he drives by, with his large peener flapping in the wind.
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-18 20:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wuv my phinchie
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Splendid! Peeners everywhere but where they should be! MOPED!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-06-18 17:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch you fucking rule.
+20000000000000000000000 for the town sign.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tgip
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fluteboy gets automatic -2. That and the shitty nonesense.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peenerific
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lo, what beauty
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a peener growing out of the tree?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
flapping peener hehehe
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-18 16:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-18 15:45:09 (#)
That tree is far too well drawn for Habeebisms.
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I know. But after i drew it, I was too lazy to fix it.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-18 15:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
phinchy,
When I saw the title, i said to myself..."you know, i am glad its friday."
+2 son!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-18 15:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am too.
That tree is far too well drawn for Habeebisms.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-18 15:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaa
the palm tree has a peener
wee
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-18 15:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO GUY WHO EVERYONE THINK IS ME WOO!!!
hahaha
solar flare
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-18 15:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are inside uberjokes here that are beyond me, but +2 for having added a penis
to almost every object in your MSPaint extravaganza. No pepe on the Sun?
The Sun is a chick? Hmm...
Warm and nurturing with an occasional violent flare-up? Yup, good call.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-18 14:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch - You're a star: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35924
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-18 14:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rb- stick a fork in me.
i'm done.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-06-18 14:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-18 14:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-18 14:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a few things I would like to yay here:
Friday YAAAAAAAAAAY
Habeeb YAAAAAAAAAAY
fluteboy YAAAAAAAAAAY
some dudes peener flapping in the wind YAAAAAAAAAAY
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-18 14:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Phinch - What in the holy hell have you been smoking?