What is "Bart" short for? Just curious... (1566 hits)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (View user info) at 2004-06-19 19:55:04 EDT
So what exactly is "Bart" short for?
I will eliminate Bartholomew for the record.
Incidentally, I am not specifically referring to the #1 MVA God of Ubersite. If you should choose to refer to Him in your rating, I claim no responsibility for your public dismemberment and the dragging of your body around the city.
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Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:45:17 EDT (#)
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Any guesses as to how much mercury lilmiss drank as a child, or is still drinking for that matter?
I guess about 63 gallons.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:32:18 EDT (#)
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"LOL BART SIMPSON LOL!!!"
you're a fucking idiot
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:28:23 EDT (#)
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LOL BART SIMPSON LOL!!!
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-20 21:18:02 EDT (#)
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Bartles. As in that crummy wine cooler Bartles and James.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-06-20 21:05:46 EDT (#)
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it's short for barticus.
gladiator-style yo.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-20 21:04:00 EDT (#)
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bart is the worst thing to happen to ubersite.
Submitted by Pandamninator (user info) at 2004-06-20 20:51:29 EDT (#)
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who cares?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-20 14:48:09 EDT (#)
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bart bat
bo bart
banana fanana fana fo fart
me my mo mart
baaaaart
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-20 11:32:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:18:01 (#)
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"What is "Bart" short for?"
Because he just got out of the pool?
Not according to Kristen (see below).
Informal responses from the Titty Bar in Atlanta I went to last night with friends:
Bartolomeo (should be eliminated since it's Bartholomew in Spanish, but the chick was hot and the lapdance was cheap and well executed)
Barticles (pronounced greek style like "Pericles")
Barthur
Barter
Bartan the Barbarian
Bartistopheles
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-06-20 09:23:51 EDT (#)
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Bartstard
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-20 07:55:33 EDT (#)
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Tarquin! No...cuthbart....no...no...
Tarquin!
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-06-20 07:40:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:18:01 (#)
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"What is "Bart" short for?"
Because he just got out of the pool?
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+1 just for bart's response.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:23:07 EDT (#)
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Damnit I thought I was original.
+2 for me being an asshole
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:21:48 EDT (#)
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Barticus
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:18:01 EDT (#)
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"What is "Bart" short for?"
Because he just got out of the pool?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-06-20 01:25:06 EDT (#)
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Bart Bart
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-20 01:12:59 EDT (#)
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Bartaramarama.
Submitted by mike <mja3jdys.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-20 01:01:33 EDT (#)
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bay area rapid transit or something
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-20 00:49:41 EDT (#)
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Uh...Bartzilla?
Fuck, I'm going to bed.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-19 23:09:48 EDT (#)
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Bartastic
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-19 22:33:07 EDT (#)
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Barticus.
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-19 22:24:49 EDT (#)
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Edna
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-06-19 21:13:43 EDT (#)
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He might be short for you, but he's long for me...
Oh, I slay myself.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-19 21:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:45:41 (#)
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StonedSilly -- Precisely why I changed my answer, dumbshit, so stop smoking that reefer and get some sense into your small head.
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I didn't see you change your answer.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:09:47 (#)
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Barticus was my guess...but then again, I think its actually part of a very old running joke--"Who Barted?" HAHAHAHa
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Now I know why. YOU DIDN'T.
I've stopped smoking 'that reefer' as of about two months ago.
Sense into my small head?
MY HEAD IS FUCKING HUGE! I HATE IT!
Stop being a cunt, you intolerable peon, the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:45:41 EDT (#)
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StonedSilly -- Precisely why I changed my answer, dumbshit, so stop smoking that reefer and get some sense into your small head.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:43:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:40:17 (#)
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Bartty?
Barthlamange?
Barth Vader?
Barth Vader hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I nearly wet myself
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:40:17 EDT (#)
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Bartty?
Barthlamange?
Barth Vader?
Bartgod?
Bartsad?
What could it be?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:31:32 EDT (#)
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Bartemius is actually an elongation of Bart. However, it is usually shortened to be "Barty."
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:29:24 EDT (#)
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Bartwhothefuckcaresshutup
Submitted by SmokinWeedInAtlanta at 2004-06-19 20:26:08 EDT (#)
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Ummmm
Bartemis....
Uhhhhh
Barticle
Ummmmmm
What was this post about again?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:22:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:15:57 (#)
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BARTender (MY ORIGINAL IDEA)
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niiiice
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:12:56 (#)
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Bart, believe it or not, is actually short for "Tammy."
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:15:57 EDT (#)
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Bart is one of the two, only delongated (is that a word?)
BARTicus (MY ORIGINAL IDEA Degreeless_Capibara)
or
BARTender (MY ORIGINAL IDEA)
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:12:56 EDT (#)
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Bart, believe it or not, is actually short for "Tammy."
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:12:56 EDT (#)
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Degreeless_Capibara:
LOLZ PLAGIRIZM? BEIN STUPID? -2 FOR U!
Stop licking my balls.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:09:47 EDT (#)
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Barticus was my guess...but then again, I think its actually part of a very old running joke--"Who Barted?" HAHAHAHa
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:08:51 EDT (#)
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Bartilicious
Barticle
Bartus
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:03:45 EDT (#)
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Balls, that was supposed to be a +1
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:02:46 EDT (#)
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If it's not Bartholemew, it's got to be...
BARTICUS!!
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-19 20:02:10 EDT (#)
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Yes, but this is a creativity challenge, which is why I eliminated the obvious.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-19 19:58:11 EDT (#)
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I thought Bartholomew was the elongated version of Bart.