Decency, Panties, and Enzyte (999 hits)
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Submitted by Alfa Veloce (View user info) at 2004-06-19 20:51:14 EDT
As I sit here in my basement Guinness in hand I have stumbled upon yet another Enzyte ad and I am left wondering about America's concept of decency. America tied a hell of a knot in its own panties after Janet Jackson spilled herself into the living and rec-rooms of the nation. All the while we have to suffer through new and seemingly ingenious references to male genitalia, new ways of describing female arousal, as well as cures or suppressants for genital warts and herpes. So here's my question: Why are we so obsessed with decency when we are so open about the desire for sex, better sex, and help preventing the consequences of sex.
Listen to any radio station in the afternoon or early evening and you will hear Durex condom ads with their not so blurry allusions to the battle in bedroom. Even better are the Trojan TV ads, with their oh so perfect couples who are about to have a great passionate soft porn humpin session, until Herr Trojan gallops in on is steed. The only exception to the perfect couple = soft porno sex concept is the ex-frat boy/dumb jock stereotype with the hot chick. This boob doesn't understand that sex is a two way street and as a result is a perfect time for the Trojan man to hawk her-pleasure condoms. While condoms are not racy and provocative, their ads are enough for even Jessica Simpson to realize what they are talking about sans the explanation from Mr. Nick Simpson.
Whats more I'd like to point out something about the Super Bowl that has probably been said by anyone with have a brain. Before and after Ms. Jackson's bustier collided with Justin Timberlake's hand, we watched countless ads for penis enlargement products, impotence assistance, and various other things that could help men in the bedroom. We don't need those things to help us in the bedroom That's why there's the Trojan Man and porn!
But even more alarming is that since the Half Time show that sent the censors into action, there are not as many lingerie commercials. Instead we have to hear about how Bob got a bigger pecker. In fact there seem to be more commercials talking about men's sexual problems than sexy girls in undie ads. Does anyone else see the connection?
Less sexy undie ads = less erections. No wonder we think we need Viagra. We don't have Tyra Banks prancing around in the panties to turn us on! The lack of commercial featuring hotties in next to nothing tells me one more thing. We are more interested in male genitalia and its problems or female arousal and its problems than just seeing ads with sexy people in them. I blame it on the Fab Five and the rest of the gay-splosion. Well not really...but I can't figure out what else to blame it on. I really like gays and I really love lesbians, because with two girls you get multiples of everything.
So the bottom line seems that we are okay with revealing things about sex and sexuality as long as we don't see too much girl flesh. Hmmmmmm, sounds like some thing I heard from the Middle East.
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Submitted by DeadKennedysKid (user info) at 2004-06-19 23:04:33 EDT (#)
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Eh.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-19 22:50:24 EDT (#)
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The Super Bowl was 6 months ago.
Mentioning Janet Jackson = Auto -2.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-19 22:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummmm
pints of guinness make you strong
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