Ode To George W. Bush (769 hits)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2004-06-20 02:42:44 EDT
Well, this is a story 'bout a man called Bush,
Who's a really lovely guy in every way.
He's christian, he's giving,
And he works hard for a living,
Though he doesn't really like you if you're gay.
He's got strong opinions, and he doesn't like Virginians,
Though Texas folk will make his christmas list.
But there's a type of person,
That George Bush would put a curse on,
If he could, because he can't stand atheists.
When terrorists attacked, he was so swift to react,
And destroyed their evil base out in the east.
His speeches were so catchy,
Though his grammar was quite patchy,
And his geography was poor to say the least.
When the swine were pushed, from Afghanistan by Bush,
A prison rose in the heart of Guantanamo Bay.
No trials were required,
As George Bush had so desired,
To ensure a long and thoroughly horrible stay.
Then Saddam Hussein became a nuisance once again,
And Bush was at the front of all the willing.
He bypassed the U.N,
And he ordered in his men,
Full knowing he'd be far from all the killing.
Soon the war was won and Iraq was overrun,
Saddam was captured hiding in a hole.
And Bush stood up and said,
That Saddam's regime was dead,
And free democracy's the final goal.
But out in Abu Ghraib, in a prison that was made,
To ensure that Saddam's power wasn't fought.
A group of soldiers shamed,
Iraqi prisoners then blamed
Our Bush, for authorising what they wrought.
Since Bush had announced that Saddam's regime was trounced,
Eleven thousand more deaths had occurred.
Is the world a safer place,
For the mighty human race,
Since the anger of extremists has been stirred?
Now orchestrated killing by the terrorists, so willing,
Plagues the streets of Baghdad every day.
But Bush pushed on ahead,
With the stench of of all the dead,
Never reaching his fair nostrils far away.
Well, this is a story 'bout a man called Bush,
Who's a really lovely guy in every way.
He's christian, he's giving,
And he works hard for a living,
And I'd love to see his face on Judgement Day.
(Note: before anyone points it out, yes, I know I have sacrificed rhythm and metre for a good rhyme in places. So sue me. I consider my work simple verse, not poetry.)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-20 19:21:34 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-06-20 07:27:05 (#)
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Can you write some sort of addendum on how he got passed through Yale because his father and grandfather were famous skull and bones men?"
Addendum: George Bush got passed through Yale because his father and grandfather were famous skull and bones men.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-06-20 18:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-20 09:53:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2004-06-20 08:07:40 EDT (#)
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Funny shit
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-06-20 07:27:05 EDT (#)
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Can you write some sort of addendum on how he got passed through Yale because his father and grandfather were famous skull and bones men? Something about Prescott's involvment with the NAZIS would be good too!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-20 07:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Poetry
-2 Bush
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-20 06:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you and your catchy rhymes, damn you to hell!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-20 05:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't agree with a lot of your opinions, but this was well written and quite funny.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-06-20 04:16:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-20 03:50:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
I picture it going to country music with a cowbell in the background.
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Most of country supports Bush, the dicks in chicks don't count.
I am a Bush supporter but this was well written and funny +1 for you, well done.
Submitted by bugga (user info) at 2004-06-20 03:43:16 EDT (#)
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this was goin through my head to the brady bunch tune
-2 for the brandy bunch
+2 because your taking the piss out of bush
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-20 03:08:51 EDT (#)
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YEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-06-20 02:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I picture it going to country music with a cowbell in the background.