Red on the Head Like....oh, Fuckin Gross!! (749 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Homsar (View user info) at 2004-06-20 23:14:38 EDT
Sometimes when I'm bored and by myself...
I masturbate until both hand and genitalia are raw...I'm talking no epidermis left at all. Wait...thats not what this post is about...
Sometimes when I'm bored and by myself, I browse the internet for pics of girlies. Duh. My local rock station's website has a cool calendar that gets updated with a new semi-nude girl every day. Cool. Sometimes some of them are butterfaces, but I survive cause most of the time they at least have a nicely-shaped physique. Plus I can check up on concerts and look at near-nakedness all on the same page.
Now, like most normal people in the universe, I have certain criteria that must be met in order for a member of the opposite sex to seem attractive. I'm sorry, but large is not in charge. This picture was on the aforementioned website, and I wonder whos peener she swallowed in order to achieve model status. Not only is she butterface material, but for the love of Jebus, look at her ass and hips, they're mo-fuggin HUGE!
I bet that bedsheet she's wearing has a big brown stain up the middle.
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Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-21 00:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
More cushion for the pushin'.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha. I would feel more comfortable in my day to day life if I knew that bitch was dead.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd fuck it.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because you had some damn good posts before. You shouldn't have ruined the average rating with this. Here's your +2 to work you above 1 again.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha sweet...I was tired of everyone enjoying my posts
I shall add a -2 of my own...alas, if only it counted
Submitted by conrad (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Extremely unpleasant in every possible fashion
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is a bigger piece of shit than anything that would pass thru that chicks buttocks.