midgets scare the shit out of me (330 hits)
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Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-06-21 10:23:33 EDT
there is one thing everyone in the world can agree on, midgets are scary little bastards. think about it they look so innocent and funny, they could get away with anything. when was the last time you've seen a midget's bag searched at the airport, or heard of a midget getting convicted of a crime. its not that they dont do anything wrong, rather that they get away with it cause noone sees the trixie little bastards. and if anyone has a motif to do get back at society, its those dwarfed trolls. so before you go out and buy yourself a a little person, take head to my warnings, becuase they will most likely eat you. wouldnt you be pissed too if puberty caught the late train behind some creepy disease that gives you stubby fingers, greasy hair, smell like cabbage and be 3 feet tall. watch your backs, the age of the midget is coming.
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A miget motif?
I rest my case.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-21 10:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"because as a society we all quietly fear a midget ball cranking uprise"
Haaaaaahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-06-21 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They make me uneasy because of their close proximity to my balls.
they can nut you without even seeing it coming.
that is probably why no one fucks with them.
because as a society we all quietly fear a midget ball cranking uprise
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-21 10:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Midgets rock!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-06-21 10:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WILLOW!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-21 10:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you.