Why I hate fat cocky women (20444 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.83 on 110 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-06-21 12:05:42 EDT
I have nothing against fat people. You're fat, fine, deal with it. I'm not going to discriminate against you because you're fat. Fat people have every right to do what any other person has the right to do. Fat people are people too.
The type of fat people that I have a problem with are the one's I like to call FCB's, or fat cocky bitches. These are the girls who will wear the tightest, most revealing clothing, totally unaware of their fat ass nature, and walk around like they are god's gift to men. These are the girls I hate with a passion.
Now, I'm all for self-confidence. If you have assets, by all means show them off. But at least show some fucking modesty and humility if your fat ass rolls are hanging out the bottom of your shirt and your skirt is doing the best it can to contain the abomination that is your ass. It's disgusting and it's a travesty. Its public indecency is what it is.
Now you may say, well comicbookguy. You're probably not the world's best looking guy either. And its true, I'm not. God has chosen not to bless with me good looks, athletic ability or a fully functional brain (bonus for identifying this reference). But I don't walk around in skin-tight clothing to reveal my invisible muscles and hit on girls who I know I have no chance with whatsoever.
The following is a perfect example to illustrate my point.
I'm at a local bar after work, just hanging out, having a drink, taking it easy. The Lakers-Piston game is on. I'm a big basketball fan, so naturally, I'm enthralled in the game. All of a sudden, my peripheral vision picks up this human blob sauntering over towards me. My internal alarm activates. FCB! Whoop whoop! FCB, whoop whoop! I try to avoid eye contact, but can see that this fat ass floozy is making her way over.
This was an FCB if I've ever seen one. Her tits were hanging out of the tube top she kept pulling up as she walked over. Her tight ass skirt, which revealed half her ass mind you, was literally being sucked into her ass crack so it looked like she was practically wearing a thong. It was like her ass was Jabba the Hut and it was slowly consuming the garment, enjoying each and every bite. Her skirt particles were hanging on for dear life. And to top it all off, her shirt said "90% Princess Angel" on it. I believe this implies that she was 10% devil. I shuddered.
FCB: Listen up skinny.
I look up.
FCB: You wanna buy me drink right?
Me: Actually, I'm just here to watch the game miss.
FCB: Excuuuse me? I'm axing you to buy me a drink skinny.
Okay that's the second time she called me skinny.
Me: Look I don't appreciate being called skinny. I just want to have my drink and watch the game.
FCB: Is it because you can't handle me skinny? Is that what it is? Is my body too bootylicious for you?
She then proceeds to sit on my lap and runs her hands down her body, as if this is supposed to increase her sex appeal. In fact, it is the perfect method for inducing vomiting.
Me (enunciating each word): I don't. Want to buy you. A drink. Understand?
FCB: You can't get wit this! You can't get wit this!
She doesn't understand.
My internal implosion becomes an external explosion.
Me: are you a retard you dimwitted fat fuck?? I don't want to buy you a drink. No one wants to be you a drink. No one will ever want to buy you a drink. You're not a fucking princess! Not even Mario would save your fat ass. Get the fuck off my lap, go put on a jacket, sit in the corner, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I look at her, breathing hard. She gets off.
The whole bar is looking at us. I made quite a scene.
FCB: You not even ready for ma jelly!
She then goes on to kiss her palm, and slap her ass and she walks away.
I sighed. I hate fat cocky bitches.
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-01 20:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Liar, I saved her fat ass.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dont go to pitsea.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat women scare me, when I look into their eyes I can see them thinking of ways to cook me. They eat 'cause they're unhappy, and are unhappy 'cause they can't eat everything.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:18:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by the Rod <springbokj.at.AOL.com> at 2004-10-12 01:54:58 EDT (#)
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You are the man that has my brain... i searched google for why i hate fat cocky bitches and i went to this website... how perfect... i think the same thing about these fat sluts wearing no clothes, especially since i live in Miami... actually i was sitting in class today and wut do u know- the whole Krispy Creme factory popped out of this nasty bitches shirt...not to mention she was eating a sandwich during a lecture... are you so fat that you can't wait till class is done... I hate fat bitches so much, my ex, turned into a beast (offensive linemen size) after we broke up and expected me to go back with her but she was wearing the same clothing as she was when she was 30 pounds lighter. She shops in a petite store and i told her she wasn't exactly petite, in fact your 1 calf can't even fit through the skirt... she didnt like that too much and yelled... i wonder how she is doing...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-10-02 00:21:01 EDT (#)
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owned lol
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-26 21:37:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by krayZpaving <krayZpaving.......theatsymbol.> at 2004-08-20 05:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice one...
As are most of your posts, but I couldn't be arsed going to the bother of rating them all ;-)
You should have added "Waddles" to the end of "SHUT THE FUCK UP"!
Submitted by ndiddy (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
truly classic
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-08-10 19:33:58 EDT (#)
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"You're not a fucking princess! Not even Mario would save your fat ass"
100% Awesome.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-10 19:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking hilarious, nobody likes fat chicks
loved the Mario part
keep up the good work
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-10 19:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew
Submitted by waterRTBH (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's my BOSS!
well, my ex-boss!
Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ravaged a fatty once. She squealed like a baby seal. That fat fuck.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That my friend is a contemporary classic
Submitted by winowarrior (user info) at 2004-07-26 20:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have given it a two without readin' it. I too hate FCB's and I live in the fattest city in America. Wow, you should see the Jabba-the-Hut eating spandex bitches around here. I'm sure you would loathe half the people in my cursed city.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:47:57 EDT (#)
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You go whoop whoop?
hmmm....
WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you need a reason to hate fat, cocky women other than they're fat? On the other hand I understand most women love fat cock.
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-07-26 19:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate fat cocky women too. Now, time to read the post.
Submitted by savethepunks <sjbfs21.at.aol.com> at 2004-07-26 19:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesometastic...
btw the quote was from Waterboy, when they're trying to get Adam Sandler's character
to play in the big championship game thingy
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-24 16:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I believe that quote was from Saturday Night Live, when Chris Farley gives his weekly commentary and uses his fingers as quotes. If this isn't right, I am sure it is something else from Chris Farley. Am I right or am I right?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat women are usually LOUD. Too.
They are like the "happy on the outside, sad on the inside" type of clown. Except, instead of wearing funny clothes and shoes (Well, some do)...they are fat and disgusting.
And you find alot more in Tennessee than you do up north. (Oh, we have fat women...but they tend to stay away from 1/2 shirts LUCKILY.)
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:56:09 EDT (#)
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dont you want your woman all plump and healthy?
nothing says hot mama than upper lip hair and ass cheese
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-06-23 20:45:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was quality. +2 to cancel out that toolbox who gave you a -2.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:03:09 EDT (#)
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thanks matt.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-23 13:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about hafguitarist6767
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Submitted by cmccab01 <cmccab01.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 13:00:33 EDT (#)
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it's rare that a story elicits audible laughter from me on any level, but several lines had me trying to control myself. too bad i'm at work. although, i know several people around here who will get a kick out of this.
:)
Submitted by itwasmejoe (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:59:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:33:45 EDT (#)
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Who are you and why have I not been reading your stuff? This shit was hilarious.
Submitted by hafguitarist6767 (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:21:24 EDT (#)
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i dont read posts from morons who quote stupid lines from even stupider adam sandler movies
fuck off
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:22:12 EDT (#)
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Wow...the Mario line nearly made me shoot Mt. Dew out of my nose.
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baby sure got back.
People like that always make me think that somewhere in a Jerry Springer Studio, there's an empty seat in the audience. We get girls like that in England too, except ours are more violent and cry more. Oh its a joy to behold. Fucking salad dodging foghorns!
Submitted by Random Melvin at 2004-06-22 21:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That had to be a fat, cocky, black bitch (FCBB). All other FCBs are nothing compared to them. They're the worst.
Submitted by Adwanoc <sk.at.sk.com> at 2004-06-22 20:56:34 EDT (#)
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Not really funny, but very, very true. Im giving a neutral rank, as it wasn't horrible, but lacked a climax.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a girl that I go to school with. She's not only as big as a washing machine, she has the face of a guppy. She only owns seven shirts. One for each day of the week. Each one says "Flawless" or "Hotty" in sparkly pink, all on different colored fabrics. The entire ensemble of "Flawless" shirts with spandex shorts will probably turn me gay if I have to sit through another class with her next year. I'm shallow, but not extremely shallow. Girls gotta be skinny enough that when I'm going to rub their tits I don't accidentally start massaging their jelly rolls.
Submitted by YesI'mFat <uliejay.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 17:22:05 EDT (#)
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Hey, I fully admit to being a fat chick, but I know better than to go out in public with shorts, small skirts or any item of skimpy clothing. I'm the first to say that it's gross to see someone who doesn't have a decent bod dress like they're "all that and a bag of chips!!".
Come on girls, dress appropriately for your body type! I would never put the public through seeing me naked or semi naked!!
I also don't brush up on guys, hey if big girls are their thing, I'm sure they'll approach me. I could never make a fool of myself by just assuming that every guy likes what they see!
Fictional or not, you made a great point, comicbookguy.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You ruined my breakfast
Submitted by yellowcar08 (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:30:40 EDT (#)
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haha. i had a smile on my face while reading that. i will never let myself get that way. i don't know how someone grows into that..do they wake up one day and are like "DAMN GIRL I'M 250 LBS. AND I LOOK GOO-OOD!" ? +2 across the board
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:52:46 EDT (#)
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HAHA.
I was thinking of doing a rant on those FCBs that wear "hottie" shirts but looks like you covered it. Nice work.
Submitted by me at 2004-06-22 10:06:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:01:20 EDT (#)
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! Not even Mario would save your fat ass
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Best fucking quote of the year. HAHAHAHAHAHA. People at work are looking at me now for the laughter. Oh shit. That was fucking good.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm just seeing a 1 here.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:11:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this fiction ?
Because that was funny as hell.
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Sadly no, no it isn't.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this fiction ?
Because that was funny as hell.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For this reason, "FCBs" should be denied the right to vote, as well as the right to speak, eat...oh hell. Let's just kill them all.
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a good story, and for this comment by Super Mario himself:
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Right on dude, let those fat bitches know I only rescue hot Princesses
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:28:28 EDT (#)
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"It was like her ass was Jabba the Hut and it was slowly consuming the garment, enjoying each and every bite"
+2 for that.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes and they ALL listen to RnB and ....damn them!
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/something.htm - sort of related.
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-22 04:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Roll her in flour and look for the wet bits.
Submitted by Mario <super_mario.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 01:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on dude, let those fat bitches know I only rescue hot Princesses
Submitted by BikerRob <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-22 01:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If they have any redeeming qualities at all, it's the fact that they'll blow you in the bathroom, and their g-spot is easy to find: it's at Golden Corral.
I was in Yahoo chat the other night when one of them came in and annouced herself as a "BBW". It was quickly pointed out to her that BBW stands for "Big Beached Whale". Same type of attitude followed.
We used to play "Hoggin" on boring nights at the NCO Club when I was in the Air Force. Everyone would put 10 bucks in the pot, and the guy who could get the fattest chick on the dance floor won. It was risky, though... You'd end up with a wildebeest following you around for the rest of the evening. as long as she didn't find out where you lived, it was only a minor inconvenience.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-22 00:20:30 EDT (#)
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I hate any woman with a cock!
Submitted by FunniestGuyEver (user info) at 2004-06-22 00:10:16 EDT (#)
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This was almost poetic in it's accuracy. Fuck those FCBs!
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:46:03 EDT (#)
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I'm glad this was written by someone not on the MVA list and got its just deserves. I agree wholeheartedly btw.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:29:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:56:42 EDT (#)
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No comment I could ever make would make this post any better.
Submitted by dpbcold (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:53:46 EDT (#)
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just awesome.
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:14:45 EDT (#)
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"...your skirt is doing the best it can to contain the abomination that is your ass."
Outstanding.
Submitted by hank_scorpio (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"you cant get wit this"
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every time I complain that I am fat, my husband takes me to Wal-Mart and points these (FCB)indivduals out to me! I used to find this really embarrassing until I read this post. Somehow, I no longer feel this embarassment quite so acutely.
Thank you.
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you're welcome?
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
normally i admire fcb's for not having low self-esteem and for loving themselves...
but good god, put on a shirt woman...
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I complain that I am fat, my husband takes me to Wal-Mart and points these (FCB)indivduals out to me! I used to find this really embarrassing until I read this post. Somehow, I no longer feel this embarassment quite so acutely.
Thank you.
Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I complain that I am fat, my husband takes me to Wal-Mart and points these (FCB)indivduals out to me! I used to find this really embarrassing until I read this post. Somehow, I no longer feel this embarassment quite so acutely.
Thank you.
Submitted by JayDeath (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:54:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:46:45 EDT (#)
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too bootylicious for me.
-Bus
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:31:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing article. There used to be so many of those FCBs at my old school. Luckily, I transferred. God damn, that has to be the best Mario reference ever.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FCHB = fat cocky hispanic bitches (you did say San Antonio right? -- I live in Austin for some time).
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why does an avg. of 1.9 always look cooler than an avg. of 2?
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno......theres something sexy about a woman whose neck (from the back).looks like a pack of hotdogs..........Yuuuuuummmmmmmmy
Remember this fact too......take away the nipple....and you're left with a couple of pounds of fat.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was PURE COMEDY GOLD!
Plus, this piece articulated my thoughts on this subject which I forgot to write in my own piece here: (Insert shameless plug now.) http://www.ubersite.com/m/35426
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Not even Mario would save your fat ass."
and that is how you earn a +2
Submitted by lamer (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got one of these at work, lucky my boss made her change her attire.
Submitted by calculations (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kicker of all ass
Submitted by amy_duffin <talk2amyd.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-21 14:23:05 EDT (#)
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fucking yes mate
'you cant get with this'
lol
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fe Fi Fo FUM
I smell fiction.
but it was still a fun read.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you win hidden. Your prize? My respect for doing the shit you're doing for schmoes like me.
Submitted by aliasjxc (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a chick, and I HATE FCBs. And they're all in the same sorority, too. I was forced to room with one sophomore year. It was awful. She'd get dressed and then go out to "pick up guys." I think I spent more time at my boyfriend's house than at the dorm that year.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:06:26 EDT (#)
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Waterboy, duh.
whataefag- what is a FCHB?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:03:40 EDT (#)
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The mario line was fucking gold
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:01:12 EDT (#)
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thanks for the visual
Submitted by js.rules (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:57:28 EDT (#)
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your posts are increasingly becoming more and more awesome
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:55:21 EDT (#)
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That reference is actually from an Adam Sandler movie
Submitted by GrizzlyHunter62 (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was entertaining. Please tell me that woman was black. At least then you can somewhat exuse her abuse of the English language.
Also, as soon as I read "God has chosen not to bless with me good looks, athletic ability or a fully functional brain," I was like "hey, that's from a movie." I can't remember which one though! It was a Kevin Smith movie, right? Jason Lee said it? I can't remember.
Submitted by poochie (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have a mushroom
Submitted by lovemetender (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi-larious
Submitted by rainman (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While the mario line WAS funny, I think the pathetic Gemini's Twin (Destiny's Child, whatever) quotes from the FCB are equally funny.
I could have seen a nice:
"If by "bootyliscious" you mean "troglodite whore," then yes, you are too "bootyliscious" for me."
or . . . something. . .
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
finally a plus two from you reallybored.
So this is what it feels like, when doves cry.
Submitted by spencer <gorgeousman1.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-21 13:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fucking funny as hell man!
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:05:31 EDT (#)
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Then I'm all like "Bitch, you best be finding a gym that has an industrial strength treadmill, or I be selling your ass to the zoo!"
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hidden: SA's FCHB capital of the world (if that makes any sense).
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a problem with fat people. Although, if they're cocky it makes it slightly more bearable.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahhaha
this is great. shit like this has happened to me before, too. don't come to San Antonio. there's more FCB's than you can imagine. it's quite possibly the FCB capital of the world.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You poor, poor man. I feel for you.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:39:51 EDT (#)
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Can't argue with gold.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:30:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:24:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not a fucking princess! Not even Mario would save your fat ass.
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I'm offically stealing that line.
YOINK!
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Well I'm jacking it as well, thats gold baby pure fucking gold.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not a fucking princess! Not even Mario would save your fat ass.
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I'm offically stealing that line.
YOINK!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not even mario would save your fat ass
fucking hilarious!
and bob's reply was equally hilarious.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im sorry Mario.
But your princess is in another castle.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, fat.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only cause Mario wouldn't save her.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shudders*
I can see it all too clearly. I feel sorry for you my friend.
You think I'm fat don't you?
Dammit, you're all the same...
Shut up, I'm tired. Let me have my odd odd fun.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-21 12:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha