The Sea Chimps continue to rampage: Tales of the Monoculous kind. (624 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Monoculous (View user info) at 2004-06-21 13:35:07 EDT
"Maybe we should put Manny the Man-Eating plant down there?" George suggested
"I don't think Manny is big enough to handle them yet."
"I'm not feeling so good today for some reason."
"Have you eaten yet?"
"Yes, twice."
"Well maybe you should slow down."
"Maybe. Ok, so there are still a lot of Chimps in here. What do we do?"
"Well they can't be too huge a threat to us." I put a helmet on. "But I'm going to go down and see if I can take care of it anyway." I shut the mask to the helmet and put a armored jumpsuit on. "Time to rock and rooool!" I grinned. George just shook his head at me. "Whatever." I crept down my stairs with the monkey laser.
"Here Chimpy Chimpy Chimpy. Niiiice Chimpy Chimpy Chimpy." One jumped out and me and I LASERED it. BANG! It turned into a bit of dust and blew away in the wind. Another jumped out at me and then another. I looked over and saw Manny. The poor plant. I ran over to it and began tending to it. It had been clawed and chewed.
"Doctor, Doctor is that you?" It asked.
"Yes Manny, it is. I am here now. Don't be afraid."
"Me? Afraid?" I laughed. It laughed. "Goodbye, doctor." It then wilted and died."
"You damn dirty apes!" I screamed.
From upstairs, George could hear the commotion. He sipped his tea and grinned. "That Doctor, he's one crazy guy."
"DR. MONOCULOUS DOES NOT APPROVE! DR. MONOCULOUS DOESN'T FUCKIN APPROVE OF THIS ONE LITTLE BIT!" I screamed as I began wildly shooting the apes. I slowly stood up tall and walked through my basement. I saw one injured, on the floor.
"Kill me." It whispered. "Killlll meeeee." I pointed my gun at him and fired.
"God rest your soul."
I grabbed a large board with a nail in it and began swinging wildly. Then, I saw them congregating. Talking among themselves. I heard the leader say, "We must get out of here. He'll only get bigger boards with bigger nails in them." I jumped out of the corner and smashed them all.
"That's for ripping off the Simpsons."
I walked back up stairs in time to see George starting to glow.
"George, you're starting to glow."
"So I see."
"Well what's going on." He began to have body-spasms.
"I don't knoooooooowwwwwwwwblaaaaaaaah." He became a glowing ball for a few minutes, and when he was done, there were two!
"Why hello there George." The new Monkeysauras Rex said to George.
"Oh hello there. What's your name?"
"I don't have one yet."
"Oh no." I shook my head. "Two of them. This is worse than an episode of 'The Nanny'."
User Reviews
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-06-22 00:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ran out of ideas, eh? This was feeble. Silly <> Funny.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Short and sweet. Don't break the trend.
Submitted by Fluffhead (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chuckle-worthy
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you now posting two posts on the front page under two different usernames?
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's your archenemy? Byclops? Pansy.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the first one better. Still, it made me smile...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crazyness. Yes Manning approves.