Please help this post attain the status of 'Worst Post Ever' (4374 hits)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2004-06-21 13:44:12 EDT
Please help my dream come true. I want to have the honor and distinction of having the 'Worst Post Ever' on Ubersite. You can help, and here is how.
Simply give this post a -2 and move on.
If you give this post a -2 I will personally go to your last post and give it a +2, no matter how shitty it is, no strings attached. If you -2 this post, you will be blessed with good luck, all your dreams will come true, and your penis/breast size will increase by one size.
HOWEVER
If you give this post anything other than a -2, I will -2 your last post no matter how good it may be. Also, you will be cursed with 7 years bad luck, your partner will leave you and your pecker/tits will turn black and fall off.
The choice is an easy one.
Also, if you have some inkling to give this an ironic 0 or -1 because you think this post is a good idea (doubtful I know) or you just want to ruin my dream, just read the following sentence and I am sure you will be convinced to give this post the -2 that it deserves:
Jesus was a gay Republican who raped dead camel-jockey babies in Iraq under orders from George Bush.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go fuck yourself, eh?
Submitted by the_black_sheep (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sc0oterpie (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-17 14:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
granted. eww, look at that fugly motherfucker.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-02 12:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 20:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-25 15:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HellCat <Pokeytoesmomma.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-05 00:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-07-17 10:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll be lucky man, this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38689
is plummeting rapidly.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-07-17 09:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does this still apply?
Stupid fucking post!
From the worst post ever to the first post ever...http://www.ubersite.com/m/38675
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-07-16 02:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-07-16 02:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You already gave me a +2 on my last post but feel free to give me another.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-07-16 02:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst idea ever.
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
May you forever suck.
Submitted by CaptainStach (user info) at 2004-06-24 09:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have fun with your impossible task.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-06-24 08:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You would be better off not mentioning that you want it to be the worst post.
But I'll give you your -2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36518
I try to make people upset by even threatening them and it doesn't work. (shrug)
Good luck, man. I like to see people like you succeed!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-23 22:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well it was inspired by this sentence, "...and your pecker/tits will turn black and fall off. "
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-23 22:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:21:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:10:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture already made my peener and boobs shrivel up and die. Thanks a lot.
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You have BOTH????????
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/30742
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Well, it was just weird. Most men do not refer to theirs as "boobs", unless they say manboobs, which usually means they have a pudgy chest making it look as if they have actual breasts.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-06-23 22:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm really aching for a plus 2. could you give me more than one +2? like maybe two +2's? That would be great. Thanks.
-tony montana
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:10:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture already made my peener and boobs shrivel up and die. Thanks a lot.
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You have BOTH????????
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/30742
Submitted by noiyem (user info) at 2004-06-23 14:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because it rocks.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah.
Submitted by mapleburner21 (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I need the +2 more than anything.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can you flame a post by giving it a +2? Like this!
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I accept your offer, vermin.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, been there, done that.
Look at my second post ever.
Submitted by boyo (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post sucks.
Submitted by j00 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pewp.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm feeling magnanimous
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-22 15:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've got some work to do...
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Souchbag
OK, just for you.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-22 01:19:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
One other thing. I am still determined to have one of my posts reach the worst post ever, so you call all expect some real offensive shit in the not-too-distant future.
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For fuck's sake. Listen and learn: This was not offensive. Nothing you've done thus far has been offensive. To offend, what you say actually has to be able to be taken seriously.
You get a -2 anyway because I'm in a very very good mood.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're already fucked for worst post, but I'm -2ing it anyway because it really does suck.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You get -2 simply for the Goldberg shirt. Any redneck worth a damn knows that Goldberg was a pussy. The real man of WCW was Lex Luger!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
b3st post 3var. WOOT WOOT
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your welcome.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for you for keeping your promise and giving +2s to people that rated this post -2.
That'll teach you to keep promises. Fucker...
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-06-22 02:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't want to +2 you, because that's what you really want
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-22 02:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-22 02:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fire hazard.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-22 01:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't want your plus two, I think that picture merits a -2 all on its own. In fact I think yyou would be a lot closer to a -3 score if you had posted that picture alone.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-22 01:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One other thing. I am still determined to have one of my posts reach the worst post ever, so you call all expect some real offensive shit in the not-too-distant future.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-22 01:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually I'm full of shit. If I were to post my real picture I would be considered by far the best looking guy on this site based on the pictures I've seen so far. Not joking about this.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-22 00:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, for all the good people who gave this post a -2, I have given them a +2. I decided to not give the others a -2 cause I don't feel like getting banned. People will likely not complain about me giving out +2's over -2's.
Still, anyone who did not give me a -2 will have their tits or wang turn black and fall off.
And munkeypants, this is not me. This guy is like Brad Pitt compared to me sadly.
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture already made my peener and boobs shrivel up and die. Thanks a lot.
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You have BOTH????????
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No way in hell..Zubuz's WITH suspenders WITH the Hubble on her face.............shit
+1 for the Zubuz's
+1 for the Suspenders
+1 for the "Hubble" eyewear
-1 for the GoldBerg shirt
Grand total +2
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now get crackin' on mine. There is a lot of -2's to reverse!!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid ass.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure Shite. At least try to suck. You seem to have sucked on this post accidentally.
-2 for not even trying to be the worst post ever.
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just glad that I could help.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Never before have I felt this confident handing out a -2. Congratulations, excellent work!
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha, I hope at least of few of you have heard the term "reverse psychology".
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where did you get that picture of bart? i want one.
Submitted by fryfrug (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you love it don't ya
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha! You're getting dangerously close to a perfect 0. Take that fucker!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
homo
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah. You earned this -2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by DeadKennedysKid (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a shit way to attain the title of worst post ever. +2, bitch.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No problem...
Submitted by marchhare (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture already made my peener and boobs shrivel up and die. Thanks a lot.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nope
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if i can't rub my body all over you, can i at least use your picture and tell
all of my friends that you are my new boyfriend?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh... I don't mind, I wasn't using it anyway.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm always ready to help an Uberer in need.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the people who didn't -2 this, don't blame me when your tits or pecker turn black and fall off. You brought the curse upon yourself. To you kind souls who -2 it, thank you and expect to recieve your +2 within 1 day.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree! Jesus WAS a gay Republican who raped dead camel-jockey babies in Iraq under orders from George Bush.
Guess I got that -2 coming eh?
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll start it off for ya buddy.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The worst posts ever have zero reviews.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How's this?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OKAY! HERE YOU GO LOL!!1!!LIEK!!1one!WTF!exclamation point1!!
Submitted by aliasjxc (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy?
Submitted by BoxcarChild (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here is your wish tool.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is that a pic of you? if so i want to rub my naked body all over you.