Everyone's Doing it.- Camwhoring. (1636 hits)
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Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2004-06-21 13:52:03 EDT
What the hell I figure I have been on this site for the better part of 2 years I might as well partake in some camwhoring.
Here is my Picture for your slamming, dogging, and flaming pleasure. Just to give you some more points to rip on here are my basics.
I am a 26 year Old IT Specialist, Divorcee', father of 2, and Prior United States Marine... Yes I have a Girlfriend. I live in the Los Angeles area in good ole California. I used to Surf and I rarely ever say Dude. I have smoked an immeasurable amount of marijuana in my time, of which I attribute my analytical nature that has made me so good at what I do with computers.
I like beer, women, and football. I prefer video games to Television.
Canadians tend to piss me off, but I give them a chance before I start fucking with them.
I swear alot on Uber and in real life.
Just to give some predictions:
1. Yes the picture sucks, I suppose I do Look kind of gay in it.
2. Though I have posted my stats, I know ubersite is not a dating site, I just wanted to give ammo for you all o flame me with.
Well there you all go. Let the flaming begin.
User Reviews
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-29 07:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DUDE!! Someone stole your moustache!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-22 01:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey hey, another west coaster.
We should all have a go at locating the mysterious Yes in his desert fortress in nevada.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah yeah, nice post and everything, but I figured I'd mention what's going on with the Uber Collaborative since nothing had been happening.
I haven't done shit on it, but I did send an email lojope's way telling her she could give it another go. I can't concentrate on writing right now, but maybe later this week I'll get to writing one if no one else has.
And dude (no that was not a forced "dude"), I had no idea that you've been here this long.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is your real name Billy? As in Billy Goat?
Submitted by Fishtits (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have smoked an immeasurable amount of marijuana in my time
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Mmmmmmmmm, MacDonalds
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 because my wife saw your picture and wanted to do you.
+4 because she was all worked up and only had me to service her.
Thanks!
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I aim to please brother... I hope you made her call you Darth...
LOL
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And besides RB........My English prof didn't have a BIG, life sucking problem about my ............'s like you do. She was more concerned by its content, and its weight. Which, by the way, she adored.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 because my wife saw your picture and wanted to do you.
+4 because she was all worked up and only had me to service her.
Thanks!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 17:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:34:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Slapshot i wish morons like yourself would realize that the end of sentence has ONE period, not 3,6, or 14.
Im guessing your age < 17.
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Don't you have a chalkboard to clean and erasers to bang together?
And after some deep thought about my ...................'s I still don't give a shit..Don't read my replies then..From the looks of things......you don't GET it anyways.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, I do agree that ........... is annoying, but I would take issue with the claim that a sentence can't end with THREE 'dots'. This is known as an ellipsis and denotes that the end has been left off a sentence for whatever reason. It can also, informally, indicate a trailing off of thought.
I can't even remember what this post was about. Camwhore maybe? I forget.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slapshot i wish morons like yourself would realize that the end of sentence has ONE period, not 3,6, or 14.
Im guessing your age < 17.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish everyone would just post a real picture of themselves everytime they posted something. I'm getting tired of the "Oops", "Oh Well, here it is" and the "by request" postings of personal pictures in a vain attempt to get some acceptance in here..By saying that, I'm not saying its not ok to think of ones self as attractive...Hell, thats Biology 101..I'm DAMN good LOOKING......Laws of natural selection....yada yada yada..anyways.... Part of your story appears on your face for me. I can get a few extra details about someone by just looking at a recent pic of them. I can tell who the jocks where..the Bitches....the dorks and the quiet beauties where.....I can tell if you work out...if you're in a cubicle...a myriad of details......just from a pic......"A picture is worth a thousand words"...and it is........
Unless you post someone elses picture instead of your own........if thats the case......that should tell YOU something about yourself.
Sorry for the N. Berg joke....it was off center alittle.........but you do look like him a bit.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-06-21 16:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:53:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
dump your girl for me. me make you happy long time.
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Hey now...
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, I've posted my stats before and I'll do it again.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Fabish
User id: 679
Registered on or around: 2003-03-12 00:43:06
# Messages posted: 37
# Reviews written: 2906
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 494
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Average rating of all messages: 0.38
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blitzkreig Bob stole my line.
Atchung: der Schwule
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn Slapshot that was cold.... not to me but to the guy it happened to ...
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Didn't Al Qaeda behead you like three or four weeks ago?...............Damn thats great recovery skills...Smokes even David Blane's stuff.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-06-21 15:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom The Uber: so get this
Tom The Uber: some lady calls
Tom The Uber: and says "Hello is Kristen there?"
Tom The Uber: and I say "No wrong number." and hang up
Tom The Uber: then she calls again
Tom The Uber: I say
Tom The Uber: "Hello?"
Tom The Uber: and she says "Oh I'm sorry."
Tom The Uber: and I say "Yep" and hang up
Tom The Uber: ...
Tom The Uber: exciting times
uberbargled: wow, fun at toms
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice chin beard, Bosephus.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow not unexpected.
Yes: you'd do everyone in the pooper, you whore. Oh and your post "Cold Doom" was awesome.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Nice chin beard Ezekiel. Don't you have a barn to raise or something?"
Goddamnit, that's hilarity!
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a definite "Sith" quality to this picture. Slap on some facial tattoos, shave the head and goat, and you'd be a dead ringer for Darth Maul. Sweeet.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My kinda guy.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where in LA? I work in Hollywood, and live in SFV.
Submitted by sliver at 2004-06-21 14:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are now in the matrix......
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 for the intriguingly shaped skull
-1 for never saying dude
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dork
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice chin beard Ezekiel. Don't you have a barn to raise or something?
Have a +2 for being Amish.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like a scary guy. I don;t know why. But if I was walking towards you in real life I would probably cross the street. I just get that feeling. Weird.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-06-21 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
26 years old, 2 kids, divorced, stoned, coach surfer that likes to watch football games and play nintendo?
How exciting.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hiya, darth... Ya know, I'd do ya...
...in the pooper!
a little linkwhoring to my camwhoring debut: http://www.ubersite.com/m/33818 and on a side note, please checkout my weekend post, the scifi event of the season, "Cold Doom": http://www.ubersite.com/m/36210
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you really like it when people put their cocks in your eyes.
I think it's the beard.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let the flaming begin.
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Oh, by the looks of it, you got that started a LONG time ago.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ain't nothing wrong with camwhoring (Kristy Swan excepted). I'm digging the goatee.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-21 13:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dump your girl for me. me make you happy long time.