Canadians vs. Americans (2159 hits)
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Submitted by Dreadnaught_X (View user info) at 2004-06-21 18:10:09 EDT
I have been an avid internet user for the past 9 years, and if I've learned one thing, it's that Canadians think Americans are dipshits, faggots, retards, and whatever other bad names you can think of and vice versa. When I see Americans saying "All Canadians are retarded, just listen to how they talk!" and Canadians saying "All Americans are just power-hungry hicks with Southern drawls", all I can think about is how isolated and idiotic these people must be. This may hurt your precious ideals, but Canadians and Americans are pretty much the exact same people (the white ones, that is).
We both came over from Europe about 200-300 years ago and landed on this great continent of ours and kicked some Native ass. We were pretty much fine with each other until the War of 1812, but after that, everything was cool. In WWI and WWII, we were allies, an we both appreciated each other for doing our share. Korea; still allies. Then Vietnam came around and the anti-American and anti-Canadian sentiment really started. Canadians hated Americans for fighting the Vietnamese (although they didn't hate the French for it) and Americans hated Canadians for not helping them in the conflict. The many conflicts America got itself into didn't help with relations. So now we really dislike each other. In some cases, we even hate each other.
The truth is, if you saw a Canadian walking down the street, you wouldn't be able to distinguish him from any of the Americans. If you talked to that person, you still might not be able to tell him apart from the Americans. This actually happened to me. I live in Toronto, and I was at my local skatepark, Shred Central. I initiated a conversation with this guy who was about my age, and we were getting along just fine. After a while, I asked him what part of the city he was from. He told me that he wasn't from Toronto, but from Denver, Colorado. I was slightly surprised to hear this, because this was the first American I had ever met. He wasn't the jackass or control freak or guy with a drawl that I thought he would be. He was perfectly normal, just like my friends and I. It was at that point that I realized that Canadians and Americans are the same.
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Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:01:29 EDT (#)
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misanthrope,
I pressed enter too many times, and while it was loading, I pressed the "STOP" button. I thought that my post hadn't been posted. 6 hours later, I came back to my computer to finish my post. I posted that one, thinking that the other hadn't been posted. I'm new and I fucked up. Newbs tend to do shit like that.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:36:06 EDT (#)
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So I guess that means the cup is in Canad............no....thats not right....Wheres the Cup again?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:57:18 EDT (#)
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"The truth is, if you saw a Canadian walking down the street, you wouldn't be able to distinguish him from any of the Americans."
Untrue. Canadians will almost always be wearing a flannel or plaid of some sort and listening to Brian Adams or Rush on their headphones. If they aren't doing either of these things then they'll have a hockey stick or a Labatt Blue in hand. Except for the peppers.
On a serious note, this post flossed its teeth on my nuthair. OMG!!1 LIEK, WE'RE TEH SAME PPL!!!1! WE PWNED DEM INJUNS!
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:53:28 EDT (#)
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You accidentaly hit enter twice 6 hours apart?
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:41:18 EDT (#)
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Oh, this is to Slapshot99. Look at the roster of Tampa. 16 of their players are Canadian.
Submitted by dreadnaught_X (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:39:11 EDT (#)
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Sorry guys, I kinda messed up. Here is the link for the finished article http://www.ubersite.com/m/36320 . I accidently hit enter one too many times. Whoops.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:59:23 EDT (#)
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I can't wait for CleverName's hate post...man, I love anti-country posts. Honestly, I'm from Canada and I see no real difference between Canadians and Americans. People who go around saying "Canadians are wussy little bitches," or "Americans are bullies and idiots" and stupid shit like that are setting pretty poor examples.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:44:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:25:27 (#)
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They way to tell them apart is to hold a door open for them. The Canadian will thank you.
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Thats a good point!
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-06-21 21:25:27 EDT (#)
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They way to tell them apart is to hold a door open for them. The Canadian will thank you.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:50:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DMWJorge (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:11:27 (#)
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Oh yeah..
St. Louis, born in Laval, Quebec
Richards, born in Montague, Prince Edward Island
LeCavelier, born in Ile-Bizard, Quebec
Canucks, all three.
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and WHERE do these guys pay taxes?....and Live.....and PLAY?.......exactly...............shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:23:15 EDT (#)
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My apologies for coarse language, but fuck Canada in their stupid fucking asses.
Oooooh, unjust America, ooooh, they're such bullies. At least we aren't pussies on an epic scale.
Goddamn Canadian ingrates. If it weren't for the USA, canucks would long ago have had their asses
handed to them by either Mexico or Russia, depending on which army got there first. The only redeeming qualities of Canada are hockey, beer, and SCTV. I'm from Minnesota, and we hear from time to time that Canada considers us (MN) their little brother. That's funny, we've always thought of them as our retarded cousin. Just thinking about those mayo-eating dickweeds has pissed me off. There may be a large-sized anti-Canada post forthcoming. Goddammit.
Submitted by DMWJorge (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:11:27 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah..
St. Louis, born in Laval, Quebec
Richards, born in Montague, Prince Edward Island
LeCavelier, born in Ile-Bizard, Quebec
Canucks, all three.
Submitted by DMWJorge (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:05:46 EDT (#)
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It's been proven that the more contact a person has with another race, creed, nationality, etc, the less a person hates that race, creed, nationality.
Canadians and Americans are made to believe that there is some barrier between Canucks and Yankees, but the only real difference is our governments. They are equally corrupt, just in different ways. On a person to person level, we are identical.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-06-21 20:00:52 EDT (#)
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"The truth is, if you saw a Canadian walking down the street, you wouldn't be able to distinguish him from any of the Americans. If you talked to that person, you still might not be able to tell him apart from the Americans. This actually happened to me."
That's why Canadians should wear special broches.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:47:36 EDT (#)
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SIDENOTE...........WE also just PUSSY SLAPPED the Calgary Flames for Lord Stanley's hardware.
St. Louis, Richards and Lecavalier are STILL picking Flame pubes from their teeth as we speak.
<sound of a cracking bullwhip> YEEeeeeeEEEyaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW eh?
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:43:36 EDT (#)
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We american Do have bigger dicks though!
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-21 19:05:34 EDT (#)
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"We were pretty much fine with each other until the War of 1812, but after that, everything was cool."
Someone didn't pay attention in history. What about the French and Indian War?
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:27:58 EDT (#)
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I'm from Canada and I think it's the Canadians who are a bunch of jackasses. We whine about everything, but do shit to fix it. The only reason the country exists is because of natural resources and proximity to the US.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:25:57 EDT (#)
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hooray, this post said nothing. And gets nothing in return.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:22:29 EDT (#)
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Here's what Canada has LESS of than America;
-Jews
-Niggas
-Catholics
-Fat female Mcdonald's employees
-constant news coverage of the next step in fucking our kids up.
For reference to the last one, research the following issues;
-soda pop banning
-fatty food banning
-fucking up McDonald's menu
-making kids pay for college
Submitted by facehead (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:17:18 EDT (#)
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I don't know many non french canadians that don't just hate the French anyways, but I totally agree.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-21 18:17:15 EDT (#)
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Ok.