Voyage into Fetishism Vol. I Urethral Insertions (17295 hits)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (View user info) at 2004-06-21 22:32:09 EDT
Author's Note: This account is a fictionalized amalgamation of a voyage into Yahoo Messenger's Various Fetish Chat rooms. This story is a profile or autobiography of a "typical" urethral insertion fetishist.
I found out at an early age that I enjoyed pain when inflicted on my penis. I found out at about the same time I discovered masturbation and went through all the confusing and awkward times of puberty. To this day, I enjoy pain, but in a very specific and directed manner.
It all started when I was trying to find a way of masturbating without making or leaving a mess. I grew up in a house with lots of brothers and sisters and there was no such thing as privacy in our house. I tried masturbating in the bathroom, but I got caught by my younger brother (thank god it was him, he had no idea what I was doing) and had to find some other place to take care of myself. I woke up with hardons constantly and had a couple of wet dreams, which my older brothers discovered and enjoyed immensely to my embarassment. I had to come up with some way of stopping myself from having wet dreams, so I tried using a clothespin on the tip of my penis to keep from making a mess when I went to sleep. The problem was that I enjoyed the pinching sensation and the pain that the clothespin inflicted and couldn't sleep with the hardon I had.
Soon I was experimenting with putting the clothespin on the tip of my penis and masturbating (it kept the semen from coming out and the sensation was incredible). The only problem was keeping the pin clipped on while I was doing my business. It wasn't happening.
I got a reprieve one day while I was a freshman in high school; my whole family was out of the house when I got home from school. I went into the bathroom to give myself some pleasure and found some of my older sister's eyeliner pencils laying on the counter. Some were very thin, very smooth, and the non-pointed end was smooth and rounded. I already had an erection, so I picked up the pencil, licked the end of it, and put it into the tip of my penis. I know this will sound wierd, but if you ever try to do this, there is a muscle or something just inside the tip of the penis that prevents things from going inside. I hit that and stopped, because it hurt a little bit, but in a good way. I pushed a little harder, and the pencil slipped past the obstruction, and slid down into my penis. The pencil was catching on my skin, so I pulled it out, licked it again, and slipped it back in. The pleasure (pain) was intense and undeniable. I tried to masturbate while the pencil was in, but couldn't hold it in while masturbating. So I slipped it out and did the deed. The orgasm was the most intense of my life and there was a tremendous amount of residual pain from the insertion. Later on while I was peeing, it would hurt and sting, but it brought back the pleasure in waves that were incredible.
My fetish has led to a couple of medicle issues; I have had several bladder infections and one time pierced my urethra accidentally. I was using a high end chop stick (the kind that are very slender and heavily lacquered) that I fell in love with at an oriental gift store. I had it inserted all the way to the base of my penis and was bouncing it in and out when I felt it pop through. The pain intensity was incredible and I closed my eyes to relish the sensation, but when I opened my eyes I noticed that blood was dribbling from the end of my penis. Needless to say I lost the mood real fast. For the next several days I was scared shitless; I wouldn't piss all day because I was scared it would be bloody or that I would re-break open the hole. I couldn't go to the doctor because there was no way to explain what was going on or why my penis was bleeding. That one scared me for a while, but it finally healed up and soon I was back to putting things inside my penis. I just had to find something else to put in....
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jeeze.
This made me squirm--and not in a good way, either.
Submitted by Dr.T (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:09:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:57:56 EDT (#)
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This made me ill, not nearly as much as "guts", but it still made me ill. People are fucking sick.
Submitted by Jamin (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:34:27 EDT (#)
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Dear god this post made me cringe. Reminds me of a girl i went out with that tried to push her tounge stud in. fuck that
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddam has this post got me HOT HOT HOT!
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-06-22 00:54:13 EDT (#)
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As per http://www.ubersite.com/m/36288, although I am sure that this post is wonderful and deserves this +2.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:45:58 EDT (#)
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Ouch there are some sick dicks out there!
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:24:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:19:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
"I have never read or heard of Chuck Palahniuk"
Maybe not directly, but Palahniuk (pronounced Paula-nick) wrote "Fight Club", which was recently turned into a movie starring brad pitt.
Didn't know that either. My ignorance precedes me.
Thanks for the +2 even if it was accidental.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:19:37 EDT (#)
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"I have never read or heard of Chuck Palahniuk"
Maybe not directly, but Palahniuk (pronounced Paula-nick) wrote "Fight Club", which was recently turned into a movie starring brad pitt.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:09:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-21 22:59:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
ever read Guts? by chuck palahniuk? yeah i have too.
I have never read or heard of Chuck Palahniuk, but found "Guts" via Google and laughed my ass off at a very good read. More toward the humorous side than the merely investigational side. And if he were a source here, I would not have cited him, I simply wouldn't have posted this. I am merely pointing out what other people find pleasurable in this wonderful world we live in.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:06:51 EDT (#)
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"Pee Hole Insertions chat room under Romance/Adult/Fetishes/User Rooms of Yahoo Chat, but it didn't come through when I posted"
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Thank god.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-21 23:01:14 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/32801
someone already posted some of 'guts'
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-21 22:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ever read Guts? by chuck palahniuk? yeah i have too.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:55:25 EDT (#)
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http://sexual-activity.com/guide/insertions/
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:48:29 EDT (#)
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There is a link to a video on ubersite somewhere that has a guy putting a dildo up his pee-hole.
Submitted by misanthrope (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:43:17 EDT (#)
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Some people have serious problems.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-06-21 22:37:37 EDT (#)
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I pasted on a screen shot of me chatting with a dude in the Pee Hole Insertions chat room under Romance/Adult/Fetishes/User Rooms of Yahoo Chat, but it didn't come through when I posted (and no I didn't preview it) so you will have to wait til Volume II to see a screen shot of me chatting with pantyhose fetishists.