Electro, the government has been monitoring your instant messages (1344 hits)
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Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-06-22 03:10:40 EDT
What follows below is an actual conversation between Uber's electro and, well, someone he believes to be Bart, the creator of Ubersite.
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electro1178: OH MY GOD! ITS BART! THE GOD OF UBERSITE! *bows*
electro1178: hey, sup there clifone. ;)
bart: yes, i know.
bart: love me
bart: worship me
electro1178: of course, I still make the games.
electro1178: just finished one right now.
bart: would you like to come work with me
electro1178: I plan to upload it to my website and upgrade my gameroom and front page then I will post on uber..
electro1178: work for you?
bart: yes
electro1178: er
bart: i need someone with your skills and talent
electro1178: how?
bart: make games
bart: Im opening an electronic gaming company
electro1178: eh, someone has found out how I kinda make them
electro1178: yes, templates, and programs but its easily for me to freakin work with.
bart: thats ok
bart: you turn the templates into works of genius
electro1178: and they are
electro1178: Wish to view my latest work and beta test it for me?
bart: not right now
electro1178: Alright.
bart: but i want you to post atleast 5 times a day
bart: just to get the quality of ubersite up
electro1178: 5 TIMES A DAY?!
bart: maybe more
electro1178: heh
bart: people are writing the stupidest things
bart: im trying to make ubersite more games oriented
electro1178: I would seriously get targeted by some people who would love to just -2 me...
bart: and youre just the man for the job
bart: ill ban them, dont worry
electro1178: AJ, that flamer dude...
electro1178: O.o
bart: consider him banned
bart: youre my numero uno, cant have anyone messing with you
electro1178: plus, I been knowing you probably want to be in more animations, more games sure
electro1178: after all, the point is to get people to visit your site more...
bart: yeah, your animations are amazing
bart: want to know a secret?
electro1178: but as lately, some people like 8000's and 9000's (nearly 10,000's) have been posting Horrible shit.
electro1178: Its like, OH MY GOD! BURN IT ALL! ITS.... noobie stuff!
bart: since you joined ubersite, and began posting your games and animations, the hits for ubersite have nearly tripled
electro1178: I KNOW!
electro1178: did ya see my latest post?
bart: NO!
bart: where?
electro1178: its on there...
electro1178: I believe it was....
electro1178: 36163....
bart: so listen, i want you to start making games about me. All about me
bart: me me me
electro1178: lol
electro1178: hmm... I could sure as hell try...
electro1178: Maybe you can be something like... Superman but more, odd...
bart: that sounds good
electro1178: Hmm, maybe something with a little ren&stimpy...
bart: if it wasnt for your games, ubersite would have been shut down by now
electro1178: serious?
bart: dead serious
bart: i was thinking about making you the moderator of ubersite
bart: and see how you can handle it
electro1178: *honk* you serious?
bart: well, its not easy
electro1178: That would rock.
bart: i just dont have the time to keep people in line
bart: do you have what it takes to yell at people and keep them in check?
electro1178: I be happy to help you smack people upside the head that misbehave
electro1178: plus as you should know, I am online whenever I can get the chance.
bart: good man, thats what I like to hear
electro1178: but sometimes my phone rings... stupid catch a call.....
bart: so whos your first victim
electro1178: I wish my parents didnt get it.....
bart: its ok, you can take breaks
electro1178: my first victim...
bart: you dont have to be there 24/7
bart: ill be around when youre not
electro1178: well when the phone rings, my internet is disconnected.
bart: well, when i start paying you
electro1178: thats what catch a call does.... "Puts the internet on hold" my ass...
bart: youll be able to afford broadband
electro1178: o.O
bart: so lets go test things out
bart: go find someone thats misbehaving
bart: and pimpslap them electro style
electro1178: scanning the top post and working downwards
bart: good man, i knew I could count on you
bart: listen, I have to run
bart: but ill talk to you later, or tomorrow
bart: go take care of things on ubersite
electro1178: alrightly
electro1178: erm, how?
bart: curse em out, anything, just show me that youre tough enough to tackle these losers
bart: ill filter out the posts from today by how you replied to them, and look through them
bart: and evaluate your efforts
bart: so have fun
bart: ok?
electro1178: heg
electro1178: heh*
electro1178: alright
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still aces
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my yes.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-08 22:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-08 21:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-08 20:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've never rated this??
odd
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-08 19:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 19:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-01-18 02:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-12 19:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-10 17:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-12-17 18:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Electro is a complete fucking tool, and nothing exemplifies that truth better than this bitch'n post.
Submitted by Mr_Anderson (user info) at 2004-10-25 16:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT IS THE MATRIX?
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-23 10:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"electro1178: well when the phone rings, my internet is disconnected."
Don't you have a way to block call waiting, such as *70?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pffftt. That's DENSE!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-22 21:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
also I like to say good job for whoever it was trying to pose as me however, my ID # is not 9537... its 2127...
also, I will continue to make games and animations. Don't like it? Then you can kiss bart's ass.
Ba-Whoop!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Electro will make me moderator, too, if I -2 this.
Submitted by Christ at 2004-06-22 18:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go fuck yourself Electro!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh, If I do become a mod..., you all will bow to bart, whether you like it or not.. :D
So go ahead, +2 this post ;)
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, Electro. Just wow..
Submitted by Christ at 2004-06-22 12:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another invalid +2.
Submitted by Christ at 2004-06-22 12:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't pity that fucking faggot. He's gonna die someday.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-22 11:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-06-22 11:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just for clarification, i use to do the agent smith replies. However i am not this new Agent Smith.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha... oh god... how silly.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bart: but i want you to post atleast 5 times a day
bart: just to get the quality of ubersite up
electro1178: 5 TIMES A DAY?!
bart: maybe more
electro1178: heh
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, it appears to be real. It's that good, I'm considering ripping the whole idea off.
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-22 05:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am unsure if this is real. It made me laugh though, although I do pity poor Electro at times.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
electro1178: na na na na
electro1178: NA NA NA NA
electro1178: HEY HEY HEY
Agent Smith Uber: nice.
electro1178: Good Bye....
electro1178: *SLAP* -2
Agent Smith Uber: nice.
electro1178: yup
Agent Smith Uber: You don't like Agent Smith?
electro1178: I liked the matrix, it was a good movie
Agent Smith Uber: si.
electro1178: seen the 2nd one, not bad graphics at all, kicked ass...
electro1178: 3rd movie, haven't seen it but we plan to get the dvd soon
electro1178: also, this "burn" didn't really burn because, 1) I will still post animations. 2) I will still make games. and 3) *honk*
Agent Smith Uber: nice.
electro1178: nice?
Agent Smith Uber: nice.
electro1178 wants to directly connect.
Agent Smith Uber declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
electro1178 wants to directly connect.
electro1178 is now directly connected.
electro1178:
electro1178: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HONKED
Agent Smith Uber: omg!!
electro1178 direct connection is closed.
electro1178: heh
electro1178: *honk*
Agent Smith Uber: =-O i got honked again.
Agent Smith Uber: you dirty, dirty boy.
Agent Smith Uber: electro needs to be spanked.
electro1178: OH MY GOD.
electro1178: You are a Fruit Cake! Die!
Agent Smith Uber: wow. i really have no defense for your shocking and very poignant insults. i give up. you win.
electro1178: what
electro1178: I win!
electro1178: w00h00!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not funny.
just mean.
Submitted by Agent_Smith (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me, Mr. Maiorano. Who is this Agent Smith you speak of?
IM me at Agent Smith Uber.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anybody who wants to know the identity of Agent Smith, please contact me with cash on hand. I may slip up and 'accidentally' give information, if you somehow drop the wad of 20s you have and decide that since I was so nice to pick it up for you that I deserve the pile.
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Launching Application...-2SmackDown.exe
Take This Buddy, *SLAP* -2
*SLAP*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brutal
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God, Agent Smith is the fucking Migiddy-Man.
I think I have an idea who it is also as I was not fooled by his ruse.
Submitted by TheoryEyed <Recently_Updated.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-22 03:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever this guy is, hes funny as shit
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be horrified if bart had to choose someone as a volunteer moderator.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that for real? That was just fucking wrong. Way crueller than the Poly burn... wrong. Cruel. Must... -2...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wonder who Smith is...............................
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What...The...Hell...?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another burn.
agent smith rules.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-06-22 03:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No. Too long. Too unfunny, if it was even supposed to be.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC