LOL DOGS ARE COOL hehe (2344 hits)
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Submitted by Little Miss <69littlemiss69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-22 07:05:58 EDT
Hi! lol this is my first post i got this in an email and i thort it wood be relly cool to share it with every1 at uber. plz dnt flame me just becoz im new rate my post becoz u like it, its funny and true it relly makes u think it's a bit long tho but read thru it all its relly good. ps i put little comment from me in brakets to make it betta. LOL this is good ull like it i hope
Dog Issues:
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. (LOL!!~)
2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. (hehe i neva do that ;-) )
3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)
5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check things out. Who's walk is this anyway? (lol funny and true)
6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...moron.
YAY!!!!!!1 my 1st post i hope u like it bye
and every1 wat is ur favourite cats or dogs
User Reviews
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:13:12 EDT (#)
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The fact that I'm sharing oxygen with you actually scares me! I'm worried it's causing me permanent damage! LOLZ!!1!!!onehundredandeleven!!1!1
Submitted by kt at 2004-08-02 03:06:48 EDT (#)
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why do u continue to torture us so!!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-07-28 16:42:38 EDT (#)
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Where's NSFW!!!! Don't forget next time, ok?
But that was SOOOO cute... I like dogs, too ;)
Submitted by Punk-not-dead (user info) at 2004-07-05 22:47:59 EDT (#)
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I find it hard to believe that out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest.
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Hahaha!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-01 03:03:35 EDT (#)
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i think i hate you realy the plus 2 is just a gift from bob
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:54:30 EDT (#)
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hi every1 i have a new post its http://www.ubersite.com/m/37212 its abot plants its not as funny as my other posts but its relly cool it maks u think a lot u guys shood go to it bye
Submitted by busy (user info) at 2004-07-01 02:41:12 EDT (#)
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You are actually really, really funny.
I'm guessing you're joking.
Submitted by ur stuuupid haha lol at 2004-06-29 14:33:10 EDT (#)
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"a new person like me who has talant"
......WHAT?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:34:32 EDT (#)
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When will this madness end? When? When?
My dog spells better than you, btw.
Submitted by day_tripper (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:27:09 EDT (#)
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Seriously, do you have downs syndrome? Because that would be so much funnier.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:47:27 EDT (#)
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YAY!!!!!!1 my 1st post i hope u like it bye
and every1 wat is ur favourite cats or dogs
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Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:41:51 EDT (#)
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47 ewww grosss hehe lol nah jks 2 old 4 me tho sorry hehe
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:39:03 EDT (#)
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47/M/Whereva u want me 2 b!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:42:10 EDT (#)
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asl?
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-06-24 05:32:15 EDT (#)
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Oh MY GOD! We r so ment 4 echotha!
I luv u!
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:17:00 EDT (#)
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I love reading the replies of the authors when they can't spell to save their fucking lives. "what do u think i am stupid or sumthin?" Yeah, pretty much. Maybe people would think you are less of a dumbass if you learned to spell, punctuate, and make coherent sentences in general (but don't count on it).
Submitted by Doom3 (user info) at 2004-06-24 00:12:19 EDT (#)
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oh ur not stupid eh well why dnt u laern to fucking spell andpunctuate little ms genius (and I use bad grammar, puntuation, and spelling out of spite here, asshole!)
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:31:18 EDT (#)
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wat the hell y do u guys all think im stupid u cnt tell how smart sum1 is by wat they rite about sum ppl find this funny like apollo just coz u all have no sense of humour ow by the way im not stupid
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:11:59 EDT (#)
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"buh-bye."
love, ubersite
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:58:59 EDT (#)
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Which line were you in when they were handing out intelligence and a sense of humour?
Fuck off back to which ever swamp you badly evolved in.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:46:04 EDT (#)
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SHENANIGANS!.!.!.
Dude, this canNOT be for real.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:38:03 EDT (#)
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hey guys i have a new post http://www.ubersite.com/m/36449 if u like this post ull love my other post its about cats read it all tho it makes u think bye
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:38:07 EDT (#)
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I'm going to pistol-whip the next person that says shenannigans.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:25:14 EDT (#)
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ru stupid or sumthing u have to look at it as if u were a dog thats wat makes it so funny its exactly like wat a dog is thinking
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:03:08 EDT (#)
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Since what I think of you can not be said in few words, refer to http://www.ubersite.com/m/36449#608226 for details.
That is all.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-06-23 05:51:57 EDT (#)
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HA HA HA HA!
Fucking dogs, huh? They are crazy. HA!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-23 03:33:09 EDT (#)
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kimmy ru an idiot or sumthing ur thing about dogs was like mine and u called my stupid or sumthin like that lol i cant remember i liked urs tho it was good and funny and from a dogs view of the world so y dnt u like mine? its becoz im new and u dnt wanna give a new person like me who has talant a chance at being good on uber
Submitted by SacredHeart (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron!"
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:24:25 EDT (#)
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I can't even comment on this.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:12:50 EDT (#)
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Awful human being.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:05:49 EDT (#)
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I hope you are drunk right now. For your sake. I don't normally deduct marks for grammer but COME ON!!!! Did you dictate it to a 12 year old?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I find it hard to believe that out of millions of sperm, you were the fastest.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:46:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by me at 2004-06-22 09:45:19 (#)
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Nobody is -2ing you because you're new, we're giving you bad ratings because your post sucks. We get the jokes, they're not funny at all. Wtf is ^ w/ur splling lol!!111 Speak english, this isn't AOL Instant Messanger, nor is it a place for 13 year old girls. And giving yourself +2s is selfish and makes people want to give you even MORE bad ratings.
PS. Dogs are annoying and stupid and don't belong on this planet. The law is the only thing preventing me from walking down the street with a 20 guage and silencing anything that barks.
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excuse me, me....shut the fuck up please. you sound like a complete fucking idiot. it's people like you that drive this shit up the most heated. AND THEN bitch about it. I can't stand UberNazis such as you.........get over yourself fucker.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:26:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:13:51 (#)
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u guys have no sense of humor this is funny dont -2 me becoz im new
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just becoz
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:11:22 EDT (#)
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You stupid bitch, if you're going to rip me off at least do a good job of it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32247
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2004-06-22 11:03:04 EDT (#)
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Ouch. Ok, this is so bad it has to be shenanigans.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-06-22 10:14:52 EDT (#)
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doh.
Submitted by Luther <luther12883.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-22 10:13:20 EDT (#)
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sweetie does your mommy know you're using the big kid computer all by yourself?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:59:15 EDT (#)
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Holy shit this is hilarious, shenanigans or not!
Submitted by me at 2004-06-22 09:45:19 EDT (#)
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Nobody is -2ing you because you're new, we're giving you bad ratings because your post sucks. We get the jokes, they're not funny at all. Wtf is ^ w/ur splling lol!!111 Speak english, this isn't AOL Instant Messanger, nor is it a place for 13 year old girls. And giving yourself +2s is selfish and makes people want to give you even MORE bad ratings.
PS. Dogs are annoying and stupid and don't belong on this planet. The law is the only thing preventing me from walking down the street with a 20 guage and silencing anything that barks.
Submitted by mugshit <tpmoatie.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-22 09:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
u just dont get it its from a dogs view of the world loser
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And you do? Dipshit. I truly hope that this is a joke. If not, then uber should require a grammar and spelling test before you can become a member. You must also have better than average skills in these areas, since everyone knows that the average level of intelligence is pitiful. Not as pitiful as yours though, because you sound like you must be fucking retarded. Read this http://www.ubersite.com/m/19772
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:17:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:09:50 (#)
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Horrible attempt at trolling. I shouldn't have to say this, but, shenanigans.
Better luck next time, fucko.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:17:18 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!!!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:15:10 EDT (#)
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mildly amusing
good point re. 'whose walk is it?'
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:14:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:09:50 (#)
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Horrible attempt at trolling. I shouldn't have to say this, but, shenanigans.
Better luck next time, fucko.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have got to be fucking kidding me.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:03:10 EDT (#)
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GO ENGLAND WOO!
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:02:44 EDT (#)
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It has to be ironic.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:37:20 EDT (#)
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Your complete lack of consideration for others is astounding. WHy use that terrible internet lingo? It makes any post agonizing to look at, let alone read.
Please post in English next time. Out of consideration.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:23:21 EDT (#)
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y do u guys -2 me coz im new, if u liked it then give it a plus2 but wats ur favourite out of cats and dogs every1?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:18:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lamer (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahh yes my name does denote an intrinsic personal trait; at least we all know that up front. Since I am familiar with the subject of "lame" that gives me the rights to crown anyone I see fit with the lame title.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:15:56 EDT (#)
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Tom, AJ, whoever you are... This sucked.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:06:52 EDT (#)
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u just dont get it its from a dogs view of the world loser
Submitted by sliver (user info) at 2004-06-22 08:01:43 EDT (#)
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I SHOULD RUB YOUR FACE IN THE CARPET THE DOG RUBBED HIS ASS ON AFTER READING THIS...
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:57:19 EDT (#)
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I agree with tuesday, multiple accounts should be banned. This isn't even remotely funny. Someone suxorsLOLOL!!!!!one111!!!!
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:48:07 EDT (#)
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watever ur name is lamer how can u call me lame? u guys probly dont even get the jokes
Submitted by lamer (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:42:57 EDT (#)
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Lame... I'm at work and I shiat my pants are you happy now.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:33:49 EDT (#)
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hey every1 wats ur favorite cats or dogs i like dogs but i like cats aswell not as much tho
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:32:37 EDT (#)
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lol thanx fluff but a plus2 wood have been betta hehe
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:28:04 EDT (#)
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Ok. -1 because you are new and i am a nice guy...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:26:58 EDT (#)
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You broke the AOL translator. There is no hope for you. Die now, before you become addicted to Lifetime channel and get a fat ass from too much ice cream.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:21:06 EDT (#)
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wat?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:20:06 EDT (#)
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Go study which eating disorder you're going to develop around the same time as you do tits.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:18:14 EDT (#)
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Multiple accounts should be banned. Instantly. It's becoming too fake this. This Tom again or that meathead 101?
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:13:51 EDT (#)
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u guys have no sense of humor this is funny dont -2 me becoz im new
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:13:27 EDT (#)
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Please god, let it be shenanigans.
please?
Hang yourself with a fat lady's set of spandex pants.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:13:16 EDT (#)
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Jewtoast
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:10:47 EDT (#)
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opps i 4got NSWF
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:09:50 EDT (#)
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Horrible attempt at trolling. I shouldn't have to say this, but, shenanigans.
Better luck next time, fucko.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:09:45 EDT (#)
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That was fucking awful!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:09:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2004-06-22 07:06:43 EDT (#)
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LOL! dogs