Something to try at least once (491 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.16 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-22 08:58:21 EDT
Last week I thought about how boring my job is. I really don't do anything, but the day goes along fast because of the weird people I work with. Well anyway, I wondered how my day would go if I came to work high.
"ding"...
Marijuana + stupid, wierd coworkers = A Happy day
So being that my drive is to work is only about 13 min, i figure I'll toke in the car. Nice morning, sun shining, cool breeze to air my clothes out as I drive. Cool beans. So about 4 min into my drive, I lit it... As I write this now I remember that Monday....
Now as I enter my office building, I am now realizing that I don't have my pass to get in the door. DAMN..I'm a temp that arrives at 7:30. The only people around the office, is my supervisor and the lady sitting in the next cube that eats more than Ethiopians in Kirstie Alley's fridge. So now I'm stuck outside in the hall looking at myself in the mirror. I start laughing because I'm high. When someone finally enters the hall, I get in. Here is were the laughter beigns, I get to my desk finally after walking through a maze of cubicles, only to find that soemone was in my desk. Didn't bother me much, because I'm high..
It waas all great until I went to the cafeteria and found out they didn't have any more glazed doughnuts.
To get to the point, You should go to work high at least once per week.
P.S. Note to self: remember to stop and get munchies :0)
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
This had potential really it did, but then it fizzled.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Im sorry but did you just use the phrase Cool Beans? thou shalt not smoketh any more doobage.
for a nominal fee i will be happy to rewrite this for you. ok i'll do it for free...
like omg this one time i got high and like went to work and i totally forgot my hall pass so like i laughed and laughed and laughed and like finally got to my desk and like someone was sitting there so like i said cool beans and laughed cause like i was so completely high that i sat down and wrote a post that like mentioned Kirstie Alley and cool beans!
Submitted by lamer (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is like a fart without a smell, how sad
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This had potential really it did, but then it fizzled.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No shit. this post had great potential. :*(
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I cry for the greatness this post could have had.