Stop sneaking, just log on and be happy (483 hits)
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Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-22 09:37:11 EDT
You ever notice, or maybe you've done it yourself.
You're at work and you decide to do a little surfing. But everyone can't pull this off. Especially, "Frank" who sits in the cubicle across from me...
See when I surf, I open multiple windows, so if you hear someone coming, you are always just one click away from freedom. Well "Frank" doesn't have this kind of mindset.
I can actually see his desk if I lean back in my chair. I know for a fact that he actually works about a good 6 min per day. The rest is spent online. Well I have to visit him every now and then because he prints my reports. His surfing finally catches up with him.
As I walked into his cube, he couldn't really use this click skill because he couldn't hear me coming, but I guessed he'd sensed me behind him and managed to minimize the screen. He thought he'd gotten off form being caught, but one small detail "Frank" forgot about "certain" websites....
PORN WEBSITES HAVE PORN POPUPS EVEN WHEN THE WINDOW IS MINIMIZED...
He is such a loser..I thought aout havin' a go with him..
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about sliver
User id: 9524
Registered on or around: 2004-06-21 14:48:48
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Those are some of the best stats I've ever seen.
EVAR!!!!!!!OMG roll on floor !!!!!One one!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<alt> f4 - make it your friend
We have false floors here so even the lightest tread makes a sound coming down the hall. Thanks to some people who don't bother putting NSFW on their posts when they should, I've gotten quite deft at closing out explorer.
Plus, I type everything in Word so it looks like I'm working when people cruise by.
ok that and I spell like a 4th grade crack baby
I wish my pen had the red, wiggly line feature.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2 posts in less than an hour?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-06-22 09:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is nothing wrong with a guy for looking at porn during work.