Dilemma (481 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.77 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <sliver189.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-22 12:08:26 EDT
How do you tell someone that their breath stinks.
I mean, especially when it smells like they haven't eaten anything in years. Or the kind that's most common,---The smoke break then the coffee breath, eeewww...
Someone please help me, I'm surrounded by tons of these aliens
User Reviews
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-30 08:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you say,
"Have you been eating shit?"
Submitted by Dashel (user info) at 2004-06-22 19:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Never talk to anyone....ever.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And now for a more serious answer...
Carry around one of those listerine strip packs thingees. Put one in YOUR mouth before you meet them, then generously offer them one. It doesn't directly suggest anything, but it will solve your problem.
After that, stick two over your eyeballs and stop breathing.
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How do you tell someone that their post stinks?
I mean, especially when it looks like they haven't written anything in years. Or the kind that's most common,---The I just want attention and I'm stupid post, eeewww...
Someone please help me, I'm surrounded by tons of these idiots
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
carry around vicks vapo rub and smear it on your upper lip everyday
then eat bleach tablets.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show 'em yer pecker.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I find that shooting yourself in the face solves the problem.
Submitted by dezushnutz (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just say "Hey! I want a bite of that SHIT SANDWITCH you just ate next time".
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop putting your nose in their asses.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hold your breath until you pass out and shut up.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are fucking tool