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You Should've Brought a Gun: Fixed Repost (403 hits)

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Rating: -0.42 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by aliasjxc (View user info) at 2004-06-22 12:50:22 EDT

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Another tale about my friend Dan.

Dan's been having a bad day at work. At the end of the day, he has to walk a bit to get to his car. Evening in Wilmington, DE, a city with a lot of crime. Dan's a big guy. He's not worried. He's wearing his suit and tie, and carrying his briefcase, and the day is getting darker.

Dan walks towards his car. He goes to turn a corner on the block when a scrawny little guy jumps out at him with a butter knife, stares at him, and says "Give me your wallet."

Dan looks at the knife. Guy. Knife. Guy. Knife. He sighs heavily and reaches forward, grabbing the hand holding the protruding dull blade.

"You should've brought a gun."

Dan proceeds to beat the shit out of this guy, and then take the knife. He still has it to this day.

It should be noted that the exact same thing happend to my friend Keith that same week.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's really not a post worthy of a negative rating.

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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's much better now that it's fixed.

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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

holy shit....




poop!

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Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dan's a homo.

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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It still sucks

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Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:53:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is kind of like a re-make of the movie bring it on. Its still as sucky, yet less people will probably view it.
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Now that's not fair. At least the mistake was fixed. It's really not bad enough to warrent a -2.

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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-06-22 12:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is kind of like a re-make of the movie bring it on. Its still as sucky, yet less people will probably view it.

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Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.

-- Homer Simpson
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