Stash Up My Weed by Rave Matthew's Hand (793 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.9 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TripinDayZ (View user info) at 2004-06-22 16:44:25 EDT
Well this is the second edition of parody lyrics. I know, I know, I'm definitely no Weird Al but maybe it's a little funny.
previous edition:
Circle of Munch - By Elton Bong http://www.ubersite.com/m/35833
and now....
Stash up your Weed (to the tune of Crash into me) by Rave Matthew's Hand.
You've got your bowl
You've got your flame
Light it up right, light it up again
Who's had their hands
In my shit again?
When I find out ill beat them lame
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you taste
And sweet you flow
Stoned by you, I'm so stoned by you
<Roommate enters the apartment>
Oh, shit now stash, up my weed. baby...
Or he'll just gank some more
Yes he'll just gank some more
Stealin my weed
Stealin my weed
Touch my lips and boy do I know
Why I love that sweet ember glow
I'm well stoned and crazy... for food.
<Roommate enters the apartment>
Oh, shit now stash, up my weed. baby...
Or he'll just swipe some more
Stealin my weed
Stealin my weed
And if I find you in my jar
Then I'm telling you
To believe me
In your face
When I'm beating it so bad
Drop my weed
Oh, shit now stash, up my weed. baby...
Or he'll just swipe some more
Oh, open your hand a little more
And show my weed to me
Yes, open your hand a little more
And show my weed to me
Stealin my weed
Stealin my weed
Oh I watch you there
Through the window
And I see you pinch
My last bag, asshole
You will be
Tied up and twisted
The way my joints will be
For you, jacked me, you dickhead
Stash up my weed....
Stash up my weed...
Stash up my weed...
You know, I'm the king of this castle
You're a lowlife asshole
Stay out my weed
(actual lyrics for comparison: http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Crash-Into-Me-lyrics-Dave-Matthews-Band-and-Dave-Matthews)
User Reviews
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit, the radio play of Dave Matthews is terrible. It's the pure talent that drives the band. Carter Beauford has to be one of the best drummers ever born. Dave's not the best guitar player in the world, but then again he plays rhythm-guitar, and I wouldn't expect him to be Eric Clapton anyway.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-06-22 23:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dont't like the original song anyways. But Dave Matthews is pretty good, albeit predictable.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-22 22:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-22 21:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:46:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty clever. Am I the only Dave Matthews fan on Ubersite?
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As of now, dave is next to god in my book. well, there is no god, but you get the picture. i've got tix to 2 nights @ alpine valley in august. and for all you who hate dave, download "bartender" from lillywhite sessions unreleased cd. then lick my nuts.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-06-22 20:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One day Im going to record all your songs and post them.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-22 18:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha!
I really like that song, too.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making me drool, nice picture.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being you
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm about to kill any thoughts that I am hip by saying, I did not like Dave Matthews until I saw him perform with Emmy Lou Harris on TV on evening. Now I have a mild obsession with the guy. Not as big as my William Topely obsession, but you get the idea.
Have another +2 since I haven't checked my yahoo for a Trip email. I may give you another one later, depending on how long it takes me to stop humming Crash...
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:c) i pride myself on my parallelism... ty ash.
and no, youarsoghey, you are not. as much as i hate to admit it i love him, what can i say, the man can fucking play guitar and that get's a +2 from me no matter who it is or how ghey it makes me. plus, being able to play Crash Into Me on my accoustic has gotten me much action in the past.
"Ohhh you play guitar?"
"Why yes, yes I do" <sly grin>
"Oh Oh, play something for me!"
"Don't mind if I do."
<Plays the opening to Crash>
"Oh my god I think I just pissed myself!"
"No, that is just your juices flowing for me being able to play this song"
"Why you're right! Put that guitar down and pluck my frett's you sexy bastard!"
I swear it always went exactly like that.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I'm the king of this castle
You're a lowlife asshole
Stay out my weed
Didn't miss a detail.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty clever. Am I the only Dave Matthews fan on Ubersite?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-06-22 16:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for a non working link..