Blink 182, revisited. (So there's no way I could hit them with a water bottle huh? Photographic proof inside.) (6850 hits)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell (View user info) at 2004-06-23 00:13:46 EDT
I'm sure by now many of you have seen my post about BLink 182 and the uproar it seems to be causing with the Blink 182 online communities.
People have been sending me hate mail all day long and thanks to their idiotic replies, my post is currently number one on the most heated list.
The most popular response to my post seems to be:
"NO WAY DOOD!!!1 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE YOU YOU TO HAVE HIT THEM!!111one"
Is that a fact?
Well, since I really have nothing better to do right now than find new and creative ways to piss of teenage fans of psuedo-punk bands, I went searching for proof that I could have, in fact, nailed all of their asses with bottles of Aquafina.
I found these two pictures at an official navy site and edited them for your viewing pleasure.
Here are the links so no one accuses me of stealing photos from another show.
http://www.news.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=9233&page=2
http://www.news.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=9233&page=4
People have said that I was "too far back" to hit anyone or that I didn't have the proper angle."
Other people seem content to whine about the fact that I wrote an article about throwing water bottle back at people who threw them at the crowd. Is it true? Is it made up? Screw it, I'm not telling. I like pissing their fans off too much to either confirm or deny the actual water bottle throwing.
That said, the photo below proves that I could have EASILY hit both the drummer and the bass player. (Please note that I am about 15 feet away from the stage.)
enjoy
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-05 04:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahhaa!
Also, this list of bands signed to blink-182's label was below in the reviews:
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Finch
Brand New
Coheed & Cambria
Sugarcult
The Starting Line
Yellowcar
Sick of it All
Kut U Up
Alkaline Trio
Days Away
No Motiv
The Fight
Vendetta Red
Mae
Sick of it All
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That's just about the highest concentration of shit music I've ever seen listed in one place outside of the Live 8 setlist.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-02-09 06:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the funny part is...
my friend is the guitarist for The Starting Line
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-07-10 17:14:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Talk about a fat pile of shitty bands.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-30 14:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no comment necessary
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-09 01:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 really sucks. They're one on the many, many reasons I don't listen to the radio anymore.
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-10-08 17:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you still suck ass, and blink is still awesome.
Submitted by al at 2004-07-30 00:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here is proof that this was a joke people... if u didnt get it in the first place! http://www.jimdunlop.com/news/past/fall_03/images/rolling_stone_10_30_2003.jpg
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-07-10 17:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:23:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dang, what's with the personal attacks? Very immature...
Yes I do. It's as in Atticus Finch from "To Kill a Mockingbird". The shirt logo is a dead bird, being the mockingbird from the novel. Don't assume anything about me because most of the time you'll see that you assume wrong.
Blink-182 made the company which then expanded into "Resting Bird Entertainment". Blink is not the only band signed to Atticus. There are many great bands, some of who you may listen to. Here is a partial list of other bands on the atticus label.
Finch
Brand New
Coheed & Cambria
Sugarcult
The Starting Line
Yellowcar
Sick of it All
Kut U Up
Alkaline Trio
Days Away
No Motiv
The Fight
Vendetta Red
Mae
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Talk about a fat pile of shitty bands.
Submitted by richard <netwolf00.at.msn.com> at 2004-07-10 16:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Stop this tom delonge crap. I gave u a -1 just cause I almost laughed at the "worst arrow ever" joke.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-28 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was actually funny when the first person said it. When the second person saw it and repeated it, I laughed again. The third person I rolled my eyes at.
Then there's you. You are the third person to make that same joke. You are neither clever, nor original. Congratulations on killing a perfectly good joke.
Submitted by Shordash (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
........... and you still missed?
And citizens wonder why the americans are prone to friendly fire!
Submitted by tom at 2004-06-27 21:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
could sum1 like write sumthing?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-06-27 00:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome man.
Submitted by transplants rock at 2004-06-26 16:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ya, good luck with that. the security will take you and kick you out of the concert
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-06-26 02:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get me tickets to see Blink. I would stomp all of them. At the same time.
Bunch of high-pitched whining pussies.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-25 19:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had forgot to sign in when i made that post. oops
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac <uye1a2> at 2004-06-25 17:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
voodoo, good point about the simple music... here's some other instances: The Ramones were very simple and changed music forever and so did the Clash (London Calling was number 5, I believe, on Greatest albums of all time by Rolling Stone). And also to mention the Clash and the Ramones both had hits and on big name labels.
Submitted by voodoochild (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave you a 0 this time because I don't believe in -2'ing people to death. Blink 182, looking at their music as a whole, is not the talented. Some songs stand out as good, but that is not the norm. But that brings to mind another band whose songs are not very complex, and yet they still manage to be great. I'm pretty sure you've heard of Green Day. Simple guitar riffs, easy drums, and yet nearly every song of theirs is awesome. Besides, we all have to admit the fact that no music made recently compares to anything Pink Floyd made.
Submitted by voodoochild (user info) at 2004-06-25 17:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm -2'ing this because, seriously, drop the ####### subject. The first post was annoying enough, then to add the second one, I just can't take it. I am now totally ashamed of someone from my home state.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-25 13:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-25 09:17:38 (#)
Ranking: 1
If you think they suck so bad why'd you fight your way to the front of the stage?
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I didn't. There really aren't that many people there.
Submitted by XtremeMooCow <xtremeBob.at.msn.com> at 2004-06-25 10:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bow to you Buckeyes, you are indeed a God. What you managed to pull off is amazing.
Now if only you could start rooting for a good college...Go Boilermakers!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-25 09:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you think they suck so bad why'd you fight your way to the front of the stage?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-25 09:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 is a fucking stupid band who cant play shit but simple power chords. Enough said.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-25 07:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Submitted by FU <sancar62.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-24 16:38:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
nah blink is fuckin awsum
dont try 2 b funny like tom delonge pls
cuz ur a fake
fuckin retard
such an asshole! just fuck off
u dont even have half of tom's talent 2 b fuckin funny
They certainly r awsum.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2004-06-24 23:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just farted on a picture of Blink 182's lead singer.
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-06-24 21:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't i concede on the other post?
If i didn't, my apologies.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-06-24 20:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking right.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just figured out you didnt hack into my name but have created the same name as me... how does UBer allow two of the same name, thats pretty stupid.
This is the real totalmusicmaniac(ME!):
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Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 17:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by totaImusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way. I really like the cock.... especially Blinks"
I did not post this! But how did you know? Just kidding
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 16:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MORE HATE MAIL!!! (DEATH THREATS KICK ASS):
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From: ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com <ccrunnerfhn05.at.netzero.com>
Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 2:28 PM
To: sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com
Subject: Your so fuckin gay you stupid ass
Hey you stupid ass fuck you we all fuckin hate you and hope you burn in hell and
die a horrible fiery death cause we think your a stupid piece of shit. you think
you can just throw water bottles at the greatest band in the world i don't think
so i really hope someone kicks the fuckin shit out of you cuz if i ever see you
i will fuckin kill you you stupid ass mother fucker who can't even throw a water
bottle fuck you you stupid ass piece of shit die basterd. cockeater shit fuck
dick shit bitch ass
super awesome blink fan who wants to kick your ass,
tim
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To which I replied:
This is what you sound like:
"LIKE OMG!!!! I'LL KICK UR ASS FAG!!!"
Sure you will. I'm actually so scared right now that I'm shaking. No, wait...that's the caffeine. I'm actually not scared at all. Not even a little bit. In fact, I'm happy. I'm happy because I'm laughing. I'm laughing because you're a fucking idiot who threatens complete strangersfrom behind the safety of your computer screen. It's obvious that you are incredibly tough behind a keyboard, it's too bad you're not equally intelligent.
You have many things to say, but I'd be willing to bet my house and car that you would never say the same things to my face. Feel free to reply back and say you would, I know it's not true.
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being and a complete waste of precious oxygen.
Submitted by uhm wutever <fucku.at.whatever.com> at 2004-06-24 16:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that "photographic proof" isnt enough
ppl can tell that u fuckin bastard
Submitted by uhgu <bleh.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-24 16:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yah u tom fuckin sore!
Submitted by ...... <hyug@hotmail,com> at 2004-06-24 16:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
such a fuckin bastard!
Submitted by FU <sancar62.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-24 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nah blink is fuckin awsum
dont try 2 b funny like tom delonge pls
cuz ur a fake
fuckin retard
such an asshole! just fuck off
u dont even have half of tom's talent 2 b fuckin funny
Submitted by nya nya nyah <pretty_cool1987.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-06-24 16:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nah blink is fuckin awsum
dont try 2 b funny like tom delonge pls
cuz ur a fake
fuckin retard
such an asshole! just fuck off
u dont even have half of tom's talent 2 b fuckin funny
Submitted by CleverName (user info) at 2004-06-24 15:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shoulda thrown a frag grenade.
Twink 182 give dipshits a bad name.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's really funny is I HAVE another picture I could post. That's what, another thousand or so hits? I would post it, I just don't want to kill it.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the man. Raise the roof.
I can't believe both of these are on Most Heated.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said that?!?
God, I'm a dick.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just fucking brilliant. With this whole Blink series, you have accumulated over 10,000 hits, managed to get linked to other sites, and piss many fags off.
Excellent work dude.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-06-24 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though I like blink's older music, someone really does need to hit them all in the face with water bottles, preferably filled with some sort of weights. Except Travis. Say anything you want to about blink, Travis is an amazing drummer.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe you brother. But you should have thrown a 10 ton avil at them instead. BLINK 182 is teh suck. If they died in a plain crash instead of lynard skynard or Randy Rhodes I would be very happy and the world would be a better place. PUNK BANDS ARE THE SHIT OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, right next to country.
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Ok, no one says anything to this guy about his spelling because he sticks up for Tom. Makes sense...
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:33:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
NOFX is the same crap as Blink182. Don't be fooled. Both are prefabricated, overglossed, teenybopper, commercialized, steaming pile of shit that is rammed down these dumb kids' throats to make them feel some sort of vicarious acceptance in their awkward years. Go back to the kids' table, I think TRL is on.
I couldnt have said it better myself.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-24 12:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, the article is a joke. The two pictures are also jokes. The article makes fun of Blink 182 and myself through self-depreciating humor. I've written over 40 articles at Ubersite and all of them have the same style. I write it because I enjoy writing and people seem to enjoy the articles.
I didn't ask for all you people to rate my stuff. I didn't even write it for you. I wrote it for fun but some jackass happened to see it and take it seriously, and apparently personally. I even got a death threat from some IDIOT fan. Don't you find that a bit ridiculous for an article that's only real purpose is to entertain people? Hate mail, viruses, and death threats? For what? Because people like their music? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
After all this hate mail came in and people actually took their bullshit to Ubersite, I decided to strike back. I actually think it's funny as hell, but what's even more funny is seeing how fucking angry you all get over something so inane. That's why I posted the two pictures. Just so I could piss all of you off some more. WHY? It's entertaining... it makes me laugh. Many of you played right into my hands and made yourselves the butt of the joke (just like I knew you would).
idiots
And for God's sake come up with something other than UR GAY!!! That is NOT an insult to someone who knows he's straight! Seriously, is that supposed to make me stop what I'm doing, look at myself in a mirror, and start crying? NO!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!????
Hardly.
Submitted by totaImusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-24 11:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way. I really like the cock.... especially Blinks
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-06-24 10:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe you brother. But you should have thrown a 10 ton avil at them instead. BLINK 182 is teh suck. If they died in a plain crash instead of lynard skynard or Randy Rhodes I would be very happy and the world would be a better place. PUNK BANDS ARE THE SHIT OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, right next to country.
Submitted by ac/dc kid at 2004-06-24 08:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOFX write lyrics about politics and shit... thats y there good. they even made a cd rock against bush with like 20 other bands. and the music rocks
Submitted by travis at 2004-06-24 08:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no blink and nofx are kool. they both had a chance to play at the warped tour, that means that means there pretty awsome.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOFX is the same crap as Blink182. Don't be fooled. Both are prefabricated, overglossed, teenybopper, commercialized, steaming pile of shit that is rammed down these dumb kids' throats to make them feel some sort of vicarious acceptance in their awkward years. Go back to the kids' table, I think TRL is on.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-24 07:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that the first post was dead and gone, but like you said, psycho teenagers.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 23:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love NOFX's new cd its so good. That Nofx song you put on here is funny. But if you think blink isn't funny, that song is kinda the same humor blink does... so. "NOFX SUX, BLINK ROX, IM A BLINK HORE< LOL YOURE GAY" jk i was going for the "teeniebopper-blink fan" mentality. but blink 182 does def. rock well in my book anyway. (I know some pompous asswhole will say something witty about how stupid I am probably referring to "in my book", lol)
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-06-23 21:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone through a bottle at maynard (lead singer of tool) here, beat that.
Submitted by Fred at 2004-06-23 20:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey hey all blink haters, download the song fun things to fuck with nofx, the lyrics rock!
Submitted by redzone (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont care if that story was true or not true someone had to come out and tell people how much blink sux
Submitted by XtremeMooCow (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"how the fuck did u get cut off of a water bottle anyway? the only fuckin way u couldve got cut is if it was really fuckin icy....but it wouldnt b cuz its so fuckin hot there so it wouldve melted in like 10 seconds.... ur stories full of shit man."
The stupidity radiating from some of these comments is strong enough to give Satan a stroke...
I'm glad I decided to come to Uber today, got to see Blink 182 get made fun of...made a somewhat shitty day mildly humorous.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 19:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The first post would have been dead and gone and all this nonsense could have been avoided if Blink fans weren't psychopaths." so true except that it should say "teeniebopper-blink fans". Lol, yeh I'm anal!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:21:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Two Blink182 posts in the most heated
WHOOOOOOO!!
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I know, isn't it funny?
The first post would have been dead and gone and all this nonsense could have been avoided if Blink fans weren't psychopaths.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber will still win because we're not completely fucking stupid.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two Blink182 posts in the most heated
WHOOOOOOO!!
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man that isnt funny, it will happen... WWE fans are as nuts (maybe more) than "teeniebopper blink fans"... shit Now I know the armageddon is definately coming! "The dark armies of Satan will rise to join the war of the three armies ("teeniebopper-blink fans", "WWE Fanatics", and "Uber personalities")
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just hope a WWE fan doesn't see it and post it on some WWE fan sites... or do I?
"OMG!!! U CALLED HHH GAY!!! UR GAY!!!"
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buckeye thats a pretty funny pic you got of HHH fucking Tom! lol
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NEW BLINK 182 POST:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36520
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 18:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Here's a plus 2 to counter the -2 I just gave."
rating: 0
HAH!
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oleander, I did come here to read this, and as I said it WAS funny but like when you tell a joke over and over again, it gets old. As does this thread. And the thing about the internet is that it is great but it also just a place for people to bitch and moan (as I do myself) about thier lives and other topics. Here's a +2 to counter the -2 i just gave.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:28:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was hilarious with all the "blink fans" (or should I say "teeniebopper blink fans" fighting against the "uber site personalities" but now its just stupid and has become stale. If you guys havent' figured it out in your own lives (I mean the one when you get your asses off the interenet) you hardly can change a person's opinion, because it is just that they're opinion and they have the right to have it. I love blink but know that there's no way to change someone who hates blink into a blink fan and its hard for someone that loves a band to be changed otherwise. True fans know why the like a band and dont need to dispute it, its just a waste of time.. and I should know.
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Father help me for I have sinned... again & again & again - wait a second.... oops, with all that preaching I thought you were Father O'Mally, our local molest- I mean priest.
If you don't want to read this I have an easy solution for you - DON'T. Stop what you are doing & go back to your Blink site. And get off your high horse about the net too.... how else did YOU get here brainiac?
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was hilarious with all the "blink fans" (or should I say "teeniebopper blink fans" fighting against the "uber site personalities" but now its just stupid and has become stale. If you guys havent' figured it out in your own lives (I mean the one when you get your asses off the interenet) you hardly can change a person's opinion, because it is just that they're opinion and they have the right to have it. I love blink but know that there's no way to change someone who hates blink into a blink fan and its hard for someone that loves a band to be changed otherwise. True fans know why the like a band and dont need to dispute it, its just a waste of time.. and I should know.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the crowed looks bored & the 'band' looks like they would piss themselves from fright if they were not so stoned.
Fuck the water bottle, bring a bazooka & put us all out of our misery.
Submitted by hurley <punkrock_kid_182.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-06-23 17:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the drums r hard 2 play , and im a drummer. travis plays them really good though. the only song i could do on drums from blink r first date, the rock show, and pathetic
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 17:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atticus: My eight year old sister could play every blink song ever written on bass and guitar.
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That's something a non-blink fan would say. Have you ever tried playing any of their music? Do you even own a guitar? Their new stuff is pretty good guitar wise, and yes some of it is easy.
I really hate how people put down their music and say it's easy when they probably couldn't play marry had a little lamb on the piano if they tried.
Submitted by Anus at 2004-06-23 17:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like anal sex
Submitted by hurley <punkrock_kid_182.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-06-23 17:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this fuckin article is the funniest shit i have ever FUCKIN SEEN. u cant even c the dude that got hit on the lip with a little water bottle. how the fuck did u get cut off of a water bottle anyway? the only fuckin way u couldve got cut is if it was really fuckin icy....but it wouldnt b cuz its so fuckin hot there so it wouldve melted in like 10 seconds.... ur stories full of shit man. blinks a pretty good band. ive been listnin 2 them 4 a fuckin long time and there super kool dudes...and anyway i went 2 like 10 of their shows, and tom always shot fuckin water bottles in the crowd and no one had a bleeding lip, they could CATCH a bottle... and ur in ther army? dont u get like worse shit happning 2 u anyway? wut would happen if u got shot, u would start crying? this thing is so fake its not funny...
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Atticus: My eight year old sister could play every blink song ever written on bass and guitar.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell is that hot chick doing in there?
I thought it was a concert for sweaty menz only...
Submitted by melissa <blink_182_rule__.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 16:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
true to what i rated this, it did make me smile... in fact i was lmao
Dude you say shit like oh yah I just like to piss people off n shit that's why I'm not going to confirm or deny the bottle throwing... Obviously right there you have just proved to almost any blink fan on here that it wasn't true... there IS no way that it was possible to hit Travis, if you nailed the fat guy in front of you the shot would have probably had a better chance of hitting either tom or mark it wouldn't let you gain 6 feet on the throw! your such a stupid fag and obviously have nothing better to do in your life then sit here and make up stories about how much you hate blink and that tom hit you with the water bottle. you probably saw the pics of that show somewhere and in you small minded brain thought of something to do that would kill 20 mins... your seriously the stupidest person ever.. Get a life
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But what really made move back in my seat was the fact that Atticus said he was almost ashamed to be a Blink fan. I am a blink fan but will never be ashamed for it. If you like something why be ashamed even if eveyone in the world hated it. You should have you own principles. Its nothing against you Attitus but don't allow people to bring you down just because you like a band that they do not.
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I'm almost 18. I do not want to be labeled in a group where the most original statement is "you sckur !!!!111" Yes, I love blink and can play every song ever made on bass and guitar but that is besides the point. I am only ashamed to like the band when I see retarded 13 year olds try to "be cool" on the internet and cuss out a random person.
It's kind of embarassing. Majority of people out there don't like Blink. I wear Atticus shirts and I constantly get crap from people screaming "Blink sucks" from across the classroom. Not cool. And that also shows the retardedness on their part because Blink-182 is not the only band affiliated with Atticus. Bunch of retards. Everyone is retarded. Blink fans and non blink fans. People are stupid.
SHE SHE SHE SHE... Atticus is a SHE!
Submitted by Blink-182 fan at 2004-06-23 16:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the hell are you dwelling upon this for so long? Is it that hard to give up caring about something and to forgive? You need help if you stay pissed off about something this long.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 16:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That one guy in the front row really does look like he's contemplating suicide. HAH!!
Look at the faces of the people for God's sake, they're staring at the stage like:
"What the fuck is this nonsense?"
Or if you're one of the Blink fans,
"WTF IS TIS SHIT!!!!11 IT'S TEH GAY!!11 LOL!!11"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-23 16:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oay. i am a blink fan. a member of the online blink communitiy. i just have to say that this is the most hilarious thing i have read in a while. though my IQ is low i say good luck at the ohio show...oay that is funny.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-06-23 15:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I hate Blink 182.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 12:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This still has me in stitches!
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crazy
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, you are the mother fuckin man.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-06-23 11:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit. Is it legal to have 2 posts on the most heated list?
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom Sorrell........you're my hero.
(a la Cameron, Re: Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doing it for the team!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got that in the news entry about you on www.b182.com
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This post is true, but we bought the guy a beer afterwords. He's actually a friend of ours and we all had a nice laugh at his post.
I'm ashamed of some of you people.
Travis | Email | 06.22.04 - 11:37 pm | #
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I hope this isn't truebut because we won't hear about your attempt at vengence.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smoking gun, right here.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for you being you.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:15:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just great !
Are people tired or was the show that boring ?
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Dude, its 140 degrees in Bahrain in August. Seriously. They're fucking half dead of heat exhaustion.
80% humidity and above, in that kind of weather, makes you want to die. or hit an asshole with a bottle of water. haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is just great !
Are people tired or was the show that boring ?
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 09:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have become tired and uninterested from the never ending banter between "blink fans" and "uber site personalities". Sick of some "blink fans" calling Tom (navy soldier) a "gay fag" and then the "uber site personalities" calling "blink fans" unintelligent. But what really made move back in my seat was the fact that Atticus said he was almost ashamed to be a Blink fan. I am a blink fan but will never be ashamed for it. If you like something why be ashamed even if eveyone in the world hated it. You should have you own principles. Its nothing against you Attitus but don't allow people to bring you down just because you like a band that they do not.
Well its been great guys and this might be my last +2 for this thread, because as I said I'm getting tired of the banter.
Submitted by itchysfakepersonna (user info) at 2004-06-23 08:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with Snuggles.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for photographic fucking evidence. Sweet.
I wish I could've been there to throw a dead possum on him. Yuk yuk yuk...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-06-23 07:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom, I just realized, I was in Bahrain with you. I was in my office there at COMUSNAVCENT in the SCIF area while that concert was going on. I decided I'd rather work than see them. hah!
I remember that hot little redhead in your picture, too. I just can't remember her name.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because the guy in the front row with his hand on his head looks like he's rather eat his own face than listen to another Blink song.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahah. Plus fucking two for pegging Blink 182 with a water bottle.
I spy a hot girl in the crowd. (Not that hard to find her, since she's shining like a fucking searchlight.) Does the navy actually allow that?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-23 06:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so sorry you had to see and hear them. (+1)
And glad you hurt them. (+1)
Submitted by B at 2004-06-23 05:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok so whats the big deal, you could hit travis and tom, um well whats the point of advertising this, should we be congratulating you? you have bad taste man, and you seem like a little boy crying over summit soo pathetic, i guess you mujst be a metro
Submitted by B at 2004-06-23 05:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aww look at little tommie man hes having soo much fun!! wow you were lucky, dont cry about the bottle im sure your lip will get better soon
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 03:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He's tall and skinny, like a stick. But very attractive in my opinion.
I like tall and skinny.
The pink bass is pretty horrible isn't it? But who am I to talk... mine is cherry red. :::Insert grossed out face here:::
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-06-23 03:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HIS LEGS ARE SO SMALL
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And I think we all know it's not that hard to be more intelligent than a Blink fan. Which is pretty sad. Almost makes me ashamed to be a fan of the band."
Ok, I don't hate you anymore. I still think you're silly for liking them, but at least you get the point.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There. I gave you a +2 for your proof that you could throw a water bottle at Tom.
I would take the "intelligence" comment as a complement, but unfortunatly you followed it with "blink fan". And I think we all know it's not that hard to be more intelligent than a Blink fan. Which is pretty sad. Almost makes me ashamed to be a fan of the band.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To cancel out one of Atticus' -2's. Because, as you put it, that's not cool.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is indeed, bargled.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a hot pink bass?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I can't say that I listen to any of those bands.
Pardon my assholishness, it's just that you seem to be the fist Blink fan to actually have intelligence and/or common sense. But you keep fucking with my ratings and that's not cool. (NOTE: YOUR RATINGS COUNT EVERY TIME.)
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dang, what's with the personal attacks? Very immature...
Yes I do. It's as in Atticus Finch from "To Kill a Mockingbird". The shirt logo is a dead bird, being the mockingbird from the novel. Don't assume anything about me because most of the time you'll see that you assume wrong.
Blink-182 made the company which then expanded into "Resting Bird Entertainment". Blink is not the only band signed to Atticus. There are many great bands, some of who you may listen to. Here is a partial list of other bands on the atticus label.
Finch
Brand New
Coheed & Cambria
Sugarcult
The Starting Line
Yellowcar
Sick of it All
Kut U Up
Alkaline Trio
Days Away
No Motiv
The Fight
Vendetta Red
Mae
Sick of it All
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know Atticus, it's like I told you before: You're BRILLIANT.
The CSI teams have nothing on you.
I wonder if you understand the significance of the name Atticus (other than shitty ass B182 gear)? Somehow I doubt it.
Submitted by Atticus (user info) at 2004-06-23 02:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now where are all of those security guards that went through the mass of people to carry you away?
Hmmm...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, on the Blink boards they called me a liar and said the stage was massive, therefore there would be no chance at me hitting them.
The proof is in the picture. Small stage, shitty band, bad arrows.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if it makes you tingle inside, I believe you.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...I didn't think people wouldn't believe the stage was small enough/they were close enough together for you to hit them.
+2 to make up for the -2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you'll just have to take my word for it as to where I was standing. The proof is that the stage was small and there were not too many people there. Therefore it would be quite easy to peg one of them with a bottle o' water.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-06-23 01:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You hit pegged them with water bottles? good.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is this photographic proof? An arrow pointing to someone's forehead...hm...
Submitted by E9 <tomascaraway44.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 00:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blink 182 Fans Caught in Act of Bukkake.
179 thousand 12-17 year olds were caught in the act of the world's largest Bukkake. In between orgasms the young boys learned how to fuck up their spelling even more than ever thought possible. The boy snad girls also practice perfecting their 'high voice bastard' lyrics. A blow up doll of Tom Delogne was popped and 2/3 of the children died. If only the world had more blow up dolls of Tom Delogne to pop it would be a better place, but Blink 182 fans bought all of them within five minutes of release. 'If something happened to Tom, seriously I would die.' one disturbed fan said. Delogne is preparing to be hi in the face with steaming urine at an upcoming Ohio show buy a man that is ready for the end to the words 'Don't waster your time on me (squeak) you're already the voice inside my head.' If you happen to see a young Blink 182 fan on the street comfort them, this is a rough time for them, the sperm count in Blink 182 fans between the ages of 12-17 decreased 35% from last year and might spell an end to long lasting bukkake parties.
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to thank all those who patrinized my submission on this site, even though most of them were negative. Thanks for taking the time to read it.
Submitted by Snuggles_The_Assassin (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36439-This is what Snuggles proposes. Keep kicking ass.
Submitted by E9 <tomascaraway44.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-23 00:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm joking, please don't throw a water bottle at me (more joking)
Priceless... hey I got a joke for everyone...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was the only way to get into steph's backyard!!! finally a place where steph can't cahnge and close the thread!
Submitted by totalmusicmaniac (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius! Just Plain Genius!
I love it when people get so "heated" in these discussions because it turns out to be a never-ending-insult-fest. Basically it the fight goes "I hate (insert band name or item)" "I hate you" "NO, you are an idiot" "NO, You're a FAG" and just keeps going. But it does give me some entertainment so I'm all for it!
Submitted by Guy (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Completely awesome.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you TRYING to get two decent posts on Most Heated at once?
I'm joking, please don't throw a water bottle at me (more joking)
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see a red head for Mick in there.
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst arrow ever.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Legend, is what you are.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-06-23 00:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two for photographic evidence.